In an earlier report from NBC2, a resident from Bonita Springs – located in Southwest Florida – found a giant shark swimming in their backyard, and instead of running away screaming, the said person taped it.
According to the news station,
An 8 to 9 foot bull shark has been swimming very close to the condos that line Hickory Boulevard.
Residents say it’s not the first time. Neighbors say people are chumming — throwing bait into the water — which is causing the sharks to return. Now, they are asking the city to get involved and prohibit fishing as well as designate the area as a swimming only area.
Swimming only area? Have these people never seen Jaws?!
Oh, Florida. You’re batsh*t crazy.