Look – life can be hard, and sometimes we need help. And who knows how to do life better than you? Hot girls.
Luckily model, real estate agent, and complete stunner Christen Dye is here to help. The Tennessee native contemplated your most pressing questions in between bikini shots and selling those mansions, so be grateful!
Here’s what she had to say about shedding girls, ex-boyfriends, and how the hell chicks get skinny jeans on:
I’ve had my eye on this girl for a while, but she doesn’t actually know me (we’re not in any of the same classes, have the same friends, etc.). Is it weird to ask her out anyway? Will she think I’m stalking her?
No its not weird! Don’t say anything like, “I saw you on Facebook” or “I have been watching you,” and you should be just fine.
I went on a date with a girl who had food stuck in her teeth all night. I can’t see her again. How do I explain this to her?
Don’t. Just let it go. No need to be hurtful – always be friendly. But make it clear you’re not interested. Never mention the food in her teeth though…
Why do I always find girl’s hair everywhere? I’m not even dating anyone!
LOL! Girls shed. We try hard to have that pretty flowing thick hair. We fluff it with our hands constantly and it ends up getting left behind everywhere.
I’m interested in this girl but she keeps talking about her ex-boyfriend. I get it, he’s an awful human being. How do I make her stop? And why is she doing this?
She’s not over him. From the sound of it, he hurt her pretty deep and she’s not ready for anything yet. You’re probably just a friend or a rebound. Not saying it won’t turn into anything, but you can’t “make her stop.” If you tell her you don’t want to hear it, she’ll probably stop talking to you. Your choice.
How much does a beard matter? Do girls find them better looking?
Depends on the girl. I personally like a little stubble, but not that duck commander-style long beard.
Why do chicks always go to the bathroom in groups?
Usually to gossip, or they need something from their friend. No, it isn’t weird if you do it with your guy friends.
How the hell do girls get skinny jeans on? They’re impossible to take off.
By jumping up over and over to get them up over our butts.