The NCAA three-point shooting contest has been won by Cassandra Brown–who isn’t even American, but is really from British Columbia, but is currently playing guard for the University of Portland. And she didn’t just win the Ladies Division. Cassandra is now the best three-point shooter in all of college basketball.
That’s all the fault of men’s champion Kevin Pangos, who is also Canadian (from Ontario), and let down all of Mankind by losing to Cassandra in what was clearly the three-point shooting contest that would define the reigning sex for all of eternity.
Well, that sucks. Nice going, Kevin. Here’s what it looked like, if you can bear to watch…