Elf on the Shelf Didn't Choose the Thug Life… [35 PHOTOS]

Nothing was more annoying to us than “Elf On The Shelf”–the Christmas meme–until we learned that this dastardly motherf*cker is actually a complete thug.
It’s a complete coincidence that some drunk bro was arrested for a DUI while wearing an Elf on the Shelf costume, but it should be clear that this Elf is having some serious issues dealing with fame.