Elf on the Shelf Didn't Choose the Thug Life… [35 PHOTOS]

Nothing was more annoying to us than “Elf On The Shelf”–the Christmas meme–until we learned that this dastardly motherf*cker is actually a complete thug.
It’s a complete coincidence that some drunk bro was arrested for a DUI while wearing an Elf on the Shelf costume, but it should be clear that this Elf is having some serious issues dealing with fame.

Yes, This Massive Toilet Spotted In The Wild Happened [PIC DUMP]
Yes, This Massive Toilet Spotted In The Wild Happened [PIC DUMP]
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