A federal lawsuit filed in Miami says that the FastTrain chain of for-profit colleges got a little too eager to recruit new students. In fact, the feds say that FastTrain hired strippers as admissions officers while also falsifying documents and getting students to lie on financial forms. We’d pretty much lie on any form that a stripper gave us, especially if we were being distracted by a stripper’s fine form.
The payoff for FastTrain was allegedly millions of dollars in federal money. The payoff for FastTrain students would be that their admissions officers were strippers.
Catch up on the rest of the story via Huffington Post College–but we’ll go ahead and note that FastTrain has kept its Facebook page available even though the empire has shut down all seven of its locations. It’s pretty fun to go to the Facebook pages and pretend that you’re about to be seduced into an education. It’s a better fantasy than this embarrassingly accurate video…
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