Does A Panda Masturbate In The Woods? Yeah, And It's Cute… [GIF]

The hottest news out of China today? Some very important researchers have gone deep into the woods of….well, somewhere in China, and caught a filthy exhibitionist panda pleasuring himself right in the open. We would’ve called the cops on this panda pervert. The researchers, however, decided that there was something really cute about this panda being so sex-crazed that it couldn’t control itself even in the presence of humans.
This must be why it’s such a big deal when a panda gets born in a zoo. We can raise the damn thing to have a sense of common decency. Researchers can always go out into the wild to catch a panda pleasuring itself, it seems. We guess that’s still big news. Here’s a GIF of the horny little fellow, but keep in mind that it was filmed by real scientist and preserved on a real Chinese news site. It’d be impolite not to watch….