If you’re in college right now (f*ck you, you lucky turd) chances are that you’re either in the middle of or almost done with midterm exams.
If you’re done with midterms, congratulations. You’re probably drunk right now and I appreciate you checking out our site while you’re waiting for your chance to play beer pong.
If you’re still studying for your midterms, then you’re in luck. Not only is this a great way to procrastinate studying, think of this post as encouragement to get you through the all-nighters and dry mouth from too much Adderall. There’s light at the end of the tunnel brother. Here are the 10 best ways to celebrate finishing your midterms.
1. First comes first, shotgun a beer (you deserve it).
2. Spend a solid day entirely watching movies and television. The entire season of Blue Mountain State is a justified reward for your ability to procrastinate and still get work done.
3. Hit the road: take the weekend off and go celebrate your survival of the first half of the semester at a friend’s school, a weekend in the city or a tailgate at The Hunt (which is this weekend btw). Perhaps somewhere else, the kegs won’t always be Natty Light?
4. Splurge and buy a decent bottle of alcohol. Or a whole bunch of Mum’s. After a few, it will taste like the best champagne out there.
5. Cross something off your bucket list. Whether your goal is to steal a keg from every frat, streak through the quad or do some dirty deeds downstairs in the library, midway through the semester is excellent timing to cross off some college must-dos.
6. Nap. Because that is what college kids do best.
7. Actually sing at karaoke night – this entails that you must be too drunk to know what you are actually doing until snapchat reminds you the next morning.
8. Say f*ck off to reading and not open a book for 24 hours. Even the scrolling text at the bottom of ESPN is too much. Obviously, the one thing you should always read is COED.com though *cough cough*.
9. Go to the gym and get some of your energy back. It’ll feel good to blow off some steam and get a good sweat back in. When you’re done with this, see #1 on the list.
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10. Take a strikeout and immediately forget everything you learned.
Article written by Devan, our resident Bucknell contributor and informant about all things Lewisburg. Follow her on Twitter here.