Busted MMA Fighter Mayhem Miller Got Framed By A Freak [PIC]

Look, we’re just saying there’s a chance that Mayhem Miller didn’t really get into a three-hour standoff with a SWAT team in his California home last night. And isn’t it a little too convenient that Mayhem Miller was able to keep everyone up to date via his Twitter account during the encounter that was over three outstanding warrants for suspicion of domestic violence, criminal contempt, and stalking?
Don’t forget that Miller allegedly tweeted, “I did nothing wrong. This is the state of American Justice. I feel you black men. They fear, so they threaten to take our lives. Abhorrent.” Does that sound like a normal human being? Or does it sound like a really smart freak? Perhaps even a really smart freak from American Horror Story: Asylum?
And don’t forget that Pepper the Pinhead is based on the notorious real-life sideshow attraction Schlitzie–who could still be alive for all we know, because we’re too lazy to check Wikipedia, and who knows how long a gal like Schlitzie could live, anyway? We’re just saying that it’s all too much of a coincidence. Also, we’d like to see a season of American Horror Story done as a police procedural.