Drunk Girl On Metro North Eats Chips Off The Floor [VIDEO]

The “Five Second” rule applies everywhere in the world–except on the floors of New York City’s public transportation. Clearly this woman headed home on the Metro North didn’t get the memo, though.
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We’d be lying if we said that we haven’t done similar things in the past (as would you), but you gotta respect this girl’s crunch game. Like, she’s sweeping the chips all over the floor to get every last bit of dirt on them and then crunches them in her hand. Zero f*cks given.

Having said that, we all know that nothing gets in the way of a drunk chick who wants food. I’ve seen stand up citizens straight up steal from stores to get chips.