Angry Drunk Driver Runs Himself Over
48-year-old Joseph Carl made a few key decisions this week that resulted in him being run over by his own truck. According to our friends over at Newser, the Florida man was three times over the legal limit and had an open beer can in his truck. After driving into a stopped car at a red light, he figured it would be a good idea to get out of his truck and start banging on the driver’s window of the car he had just run into. As the car drove away, Carl’s truck began rolling at him and he tried to Hulk it by putting his arms out and attempting to stop it. That didn’t work. CLICK HERE to read the full story.
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