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7 Awesome Vending Machines That Need To Exist In America Right Now


If you’ve read the news lately, you’ll know that vending machines are what’s hot in the streets right now. From marijuana edibles to bitcoins, everyone’s hopping on the vending machine train. They make perfect sense in today’s world: absolutely zero personal interaction and no tax!

The problem is that the United States is currently way behind in vending machine technology. Japan’s been #1 in the world for years. I shouldn’t have to fly to the other side of the world just to buy used women’s panties, guys. That’s just absurd and entirely too cost-ineffective. So I think that we should start putting our American entrepreneurship to good use, starting with these seven fanastic ideas for vending machines that need to be in the United States ASAP.

*With the exception of two of these, the vending machines you see below don’t exist… yet.

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Wyatt is a Gettysburg College graduate and NYC native who is flattered that you're interested about reading up on him.