Stuff The Intern Forgot: Pizza Ax Can Cut The Toughest Pies [Links]

Pizza ax cuts through the toughest pies

I’ve been waiting for this invention for quite some time. We’ve all had the frozen pizza that’s nearly impossible to cut into, and while this pizza cutter may not be razor sharp, I don’t even care because it’s SHAPED LIKE AN AX. Regardless of how soft or tough your pizza is, you can at least feel like a badass while cutting it. According to our friends over at Egotastic, the pizza ax is best when used with thin-crust pizzas and pan pizzas. The thing that makes this ax even better is that it only costs $9.99.

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