This Dad REALLY Wants His Daughter To Marry A Guy
According to our good friends over at The Chive, Hong Kong tycoon Cecil Chao offered $65 million to the man who could convince his daughter, Gigi, to marry her last year. There is only one catch: Gigi is a lesbian. Clearly Mr. Chao does not agree with the phrase “Marry only for love.” Since Gigi obviously was not the slightest bit interested in any of the 20,000 men who attempted to woo her last year, her father has now doubled the offer to $130 million. I’m sure plenty of guys have already tried this, but my plan is to offer Gigi half of the money, so after we tie the knot we will both walk away with $65 million. Everybody wins!
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