Wilmer Valderrama and the Top 7 A**-Getting Assclowns

What do Minka Kelly, Lindsay Lohan, and Scarlett Johannson all have in common? The fact that they’ve all been wit…

COED Staff | April 4, 2012 1:28 pm

Movies This Week: Statham’s A Mechanic, Hopkin’s Possessed, Bardem’s Biutiful

No Strings Attached scored the #1 slut… slot at the box office, bedding about $19 million to sexile The Green Hornet. The Way Back averaged under $2k per screen to net $1.2 mil and The Company Men collected more than $6k per screen on only 106 engagements. This week’s entries feature Jay Stay fixin’ problems, a possessed Anthony Hopkins who may be into Fox News, a biutiful single dad, and a couple of spoiled sisters who lose their line of credit. Screw the Pro Bowl, NHL All-Star Game, and the Winter X-Games and get righteous with these movie previews.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | January 28, 2011 2:00 pm

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Top 7 Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he’s not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood’s A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

COED Staff | June 29, 2010 1:30 pm

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