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Feb 27, 2015Funny
WATCH: 13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted to Ohio State

WATCH: 13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted to Ohio State

The Onion just knocked this “13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State” out of the ballpark. Stop what you’re doing...

Feb 15, 2014Sports
The Olympic Village: Where Athletes Live, Train And F**k [VIDEO]

The Olympic Village: Where Athletes Live, Train And F**k [VIDEO]

Olympic athletes have trained their whole lives to be able to represent their country. All that dedication, training and hard...

Nov 27, 2012Funny
The Onion Fools A North Korean Newspaper When It Named Kim Jong-un ‘Sexiest Man Alive 2012’

The Onion Fools A North Korean Newspaper When It Named Kim Jong-un ‘Sexiest Man Alive 2012’

If North Korea and China hadn’t blocked all the good parts of the internet, they might have realized that The...

Sep 26, 2012Funny
25 Things You Hate Yourself For Thinking But Never Say and Other Hilarious Things From Around The Internet [COMEDY LINKS]

25 Things You Hate Yourself For Thinking But Never Say and Other Hilarious Things From Around The Internet [COMEDY LINKS]

Whether you like it or not, COED Comedy isn’t the only website out there responsible for producing absolutely hilarious content....

Sep 18, 2012Funny
Groucho Marx’s Letter To Woody Allen and Other Hilarious Things From Around The Internet [COMEDY LINKS]

Groucho Marx’s Letter To Woody Allen and Other Hilarious Things From Around The Internet [COMEDY LINKS]

Whether you like it or not, COED Comedy isn’t the only website out there responsible for producing absolutely hilarious content....

Aug 23, 2012Funny
7 Comedy Websites You Should Be Wasting Your Time On Right Now

7 Comedy Websites You Should Be Wasting Your Time On Right Now

When you need a good laugh, what do you do (aside from visiting COEDcomedy…)? And where do you turn when...

Aug 13, 2012Funny
Today’s Comedy News: Bill Burr’s New Comedy Special, Russell Brand Sings At The Olympics, and More…[8/13/2012]

Today’s Comedy News: Bill Burr’s New Comedy Special, Russell Brand Sings At The Olympics, and More…[8/13/2012]

Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally...

Aug 6, 2012Funny
Today’s Comedy News: The Onion Mocks 9/11, The Brady Bunch Is Back, and More…[8/6/2012]

Today’s Comedy News: The Onion Mocks 9/11, The Brady Bunch Is Back, and More…[8/6/2012]

Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally...

Oct 12, 2011Stuff
Apple Announces The Steve Jobs 2 [VIDEO]

Apple Announces The Steve Jobs 2 [VIDEO]

So while some of us might be disappointed that the new iPhone is actually a reworked iPhone 4, Apple surprised the world by announcing a new Steve Jobs 2. The Onion broke the news story, explaining that the new Steve will now have a white turtle neck, and a "richer, deeper voice." So typical of Apple, just adding some aesthetic changes to their products and trying to pass it off as 'new and improved.' Check out the breaking news after the jump!

Aug 30, 2011Stuff
Apps Of The Week: News & Magazines

Apps Of The Week: News & Magazines

In today’s world, there’s an app for pretty much anything. And within these ‘anything’ categories, there are hundreds of individual apps to choose from. What should you buy? What should you try out? COED sorts out the best from the rest in our Apps of the Week feature. This week, we’re staying in the loop with the rest of the world and looking at news apps and magazines! Check ‘em out after the jump.

Jan 19, 2011TV
8-Year-Old Cancer Patient Really Hates David Wright [VIDEO]

8-Year-Old Cancer Patient Really Hates David Wright [VIDEO]

Comedy Central's newest show, "SportsDome" is from the wise-cracking geniuses behind The Onion and their Onion Sports Network ("OSN"). The half hour program is a dead on parody of ESPN's SportsCenter with quick, flashy segments infused with The Onion's own brand of dry wit. Last night's episode featured a very special human interest story that poked fun at Chris Connelly's "My Wish" series. The segment, called "Wish Zone", featured an 8 year old cancer patient named Allison Pencey who happened to be a huge Phillies fan. She also has a great distaste and contempt for Mets third basemen David Wright. Watch the video after the jump!

Jan 11, 2011TV
COED Parties With The Onion at Sportsdome Premiere in NYC

COED Parties With The Onion at Sportsdome Premiere in NYC

COED Magazine was invited to go kick off the new season of the Onion's SportsDome at the Brass Monkey in Manhattan. We walked in to a packed house and all the Newcastles we could drink. You literally had to squeeze through the bodies to get anywhere. Then, we found the VIP section...

Jan 10, 2011TV
The Return of Tosh, Serious Sports, and Funny Sports [TV THIS WEEK]

The Return of Tosh, Serious Sports, and Funny Sports [TV THIS WEEK]

The week ahead will bring you plenty of TV action. Reality, comedy, drama, and horror are all in store for...

Jul 20, 2010Culture
Life Lessons at the Strip Club

Life Lessons at the Strip Club

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea. I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before.

Dec 30, 2008Funny
Do You Remember Life Before The Segway? [Video]

Do You Remember Life Before The Segway? [Video]

It's been six years since the now-ubiquitous hilariously useless Segway travel machine came into the world. Watch here as The Onion news panel discusses how this magic vehicle has affected life in the 21st Century.

Nov 8, 2008Funny
Obama Zombies

Obama Zombies

Now that Barack Obama has been elected, his supporters are quickly realizing that there is nothing else meaningful to the...

Jun 28, 2008Smoking
Laid Bare: Life Lessons at the Strip Club

Laid Bare: Life Lessons at the Strip Club

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason...