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  The Onion Fools A North Korean Newspaper When It Named Kim Jong-un ‘Sexiest Man Alive 2012′

  If North Korea and China hadn’t blocked all the good parts of the internet, they might have realized that The Onio…

  Wyatt | November 27, 2012 10:30 am | 1 Comment
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  25 Things You Hate Yourself For Thinking But Never Say and Other Hilarious Things From Around The Internet [COMEDY LINKS]

  Whether you like it or not, COED Comedy isn’t the only website out there responsible for producing absolutely hilariou…

  David Elmaleh | September 26, 2012 10:26 am
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  Groucho Marx’s Letter To Woody Allen and Other Hilarious Things From Around The Internet [COMEDY LINKS]

  Whether you like it or not, COED Comedy isn’t the only website out there responsible for producing absolutely hi…

  David Elmaleh | September 18, 2012 4:02 pm | 1 Comment
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  7 Comedy Websites You Should Be Wasting Your Time On Right Now

  When you need a good laugh, what do you do (aside from visiting COEDcomedy…)? And where do you turn when you want to…

  David Elmaleh | August 23, 2012 5:00 pm
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  Today’s Comedy News: Bill Burr’s New Comedy Special, Russell Brand Sings At The Olympics, and More…[8/13/2012]

  Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally isn…

  David Elmaleh | August 13, 2012 6:09 pm
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  Today’s Comedy News: The Onion Mocks 9/11, The Brady Bunch Is Back, and More…[8/6/2012]

  Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally isn…

  David Elmaleh | August 6, 2012 10:16 am
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  Apple Announces The Steve Jobs 2 [VIDEO]

  So while some of us might be disappointed that the new iPhone is actually a reworked iPhone 4, Apple surprised the world by announcing a new Steve Jobs 2. The Onion broke the news story, explaining that the new Steve will now have a white turtle neck, and a “richer, deeper voice.” So typical of Apple, just adding some aesthetic changes to their products and trying to pass it off as ‘new and improved.’ Check out the breaking news after the jump!

  Wyatt | October 12, 2011 12:00 pm
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  Apps Of The Week: News & Magazines

  In today’s world, there’s an app for pretty much anything. And within these ‘anything’ categories, there are hundreds of individual apps to choose from. What should you buy? What should you try out? COED sorts out the best from the rest in our Apps of the Week feature. This week, we’re staying in the loop with the rest of the world and looking at news apps and magazines! Check ‘em out after the jump.

  GREG-Washington State University | August 30, 2011 4:01 pm
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  8-Year-Old Cancer Patient Really Hates David Wright [OSN SPORTSDOME VIDEO]

  Comedy Central’s newest show, “SportsDome” is from the wise-cracking geniuses behind The Onion and their Onion Sports Network (“OSN”). The half hour program is a dead on parody of ESPN’s SportsCenter with quick, flashy segments infused with The Onion’s own brand of dry wit. Last night’s episode featured a very special human interest story that poked fun at Chris Connelly‘s “My Wish” series. The segment, called “Wish Zone”, featured an 8 year old cancer patient named Allison Pencey who happened to be a huge Phillies fan. She also has a great distaste and contempt for Mets third basemen David Wright. Watch the video after the jump!

  Neal - Johns Hopkins | January 19, 2011 9:47 am
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  COED Parties With The Onion at Sportsdome Premiere in NYC

  COED Magazine was invited to go kick off the new season of the Onion’s SportsDome at the Brass Monkey in Manhattan. We walked in to a packed house and all the Newcastles we could drink. You literally had to squeeze through the bodies to get anywhere. Then, we found the VIP section…

  zaki47 | January 11, 2011 12:16 pm
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  The Return of Tosh, Serious Sports, and Funny Sports [TV THIS WEEK]

  The week ahead will bring you plenty of TV action. Reality, comedy, drama, and horror are all in store for this week. Here…

  meredithkreisa | January 10, 2011 11:15 am
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  Life Lessons at the Strip Club

  Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea. I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before.

  COED Staff | July 20, 2010 3:00 pm
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  Do You Remember Life Before The Segway? [Video]

  It’s been six years since the now-ubiquitous hilariously useless Segway travel machine came into the world. Watch here as The Onion news panel discusses how this magic vehicle has affected life in the 21st Century.

  Andrew - Hunter College | December 30, 2008 9:47 am
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  Obama Zombies

  Now that Barack Obama has been elected, his supporters are quickly realizing that there is nothing else meaningful to t…

  Andrew - U Mich | November 8, 2008 7:30 pm
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  Laid Bare: Life Lessons at the Strip Club

  Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some re…

  COED Staff | June 28, 2008 4:00 pm

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