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Dec 6, 2015

China Is Less Excited About Finn In ‘Star Wars’ Than We Are [POSTERS]

Star Wars: The Force Awakens is coming up fast, but China is downplaying one of the stars...

May 22, 2014

Ghana, Russia Among First Eight ESPN World Cup Posters Revealed [PHOTOS]

Today ESPN released the first of eight, country-specific posters made for the World Cup. Cristiano Siqueira, a well-known Brazilian artist...

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Mar 21, 2013

100 Epic Demotivational Boobs Posters [PHOTOS]

What are you famous for? The answer to this question is probably either “nothing” or maybe “that sports thing I...

Dec 5, 2012

’99 Steps Of Progress’ Evolution Posters Ensure You’ll Get Even Less Done Today [PICS]

I'm not going to pretend that I know what all of these "March of Progress" parodies are a reference to, but they sure is pretty to look at.

Nov 22, 2012

Classic Thanksgiving Demotivational Posters [22 PICS]

Thanksgiving is probably the most demotivational holiday there is. You get stuck in the cold with family members you probably...

Oct 25, 2012

The 30 Most Anticipated Movies of 2013

We publish what we consider to be the “30 Most Anticipated Movies of [the upcoming year]” annually. Some of these...

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Sep 13, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Fat People Edition [26 POSTERS]

So New York City went and did the unthinkable by banning large fountain sodas from being sold in restaurants and...

Demotivational Thursday: Tattoo Edition [28 POSTERS]

After seeing the unfortunate tattoo of Chad Johnson’s ex-wife Evelyn Lozada that he got on his leg, it might be...

Sep 6, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: We’re On A Boat Edition [22 PHOTOS]

Since it’s summer, it’s not like we really need an excuse to bring you a boating themed Demotivational Thursday, but...

Aug 16, 2012

82 “You’re Doing It Wrong” Demotivational Posters Done Right

Ever get the feeling you're doing it wrong? Yeah, so do we--so let's take comfort in knowing there are people doing it wrong even worse than we've been doing it wrong. Check out these motivational posters of folks who really, truly can't seem to do things right. Here are 82 reasons to feel better about yourself—featuring everything from criminally stupid guys to gorgeously wrong babes!

Jul 25, 2012

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Jun 7, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Aliens Edition [22 PHOTOS]

With the release of Prometheus, the first real summer blockbuster this Friday, we would be remiss to not dedicate this...

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Jun 6, 2012

Lost Cat Posters – We Rate Them!

COED would like to salute one of our favorite genres of art: Lost Cat Posters. (Not to be confused with...

May 22, 2012

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES–And So Do The New Character Posters! 6 Of Them!

Looks like it’s winter this summer in Gotham City. Just check out the snowy weather in the new character posters...

May 17, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Graduation Edition [21 PHOTOS]

If there was ever a list of things that should be motivating, graduation should probably be at the top of...

May 10, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Avengers Edition [28 PHOTOS]

You probably missed out on seeing The Avengers last week; partly because the theaters were packed to the brim with...

Apr 26, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: NFL Draft Edition [21 PHOTOS]

The NFL Draft is being held tonight at New York’s famous Radio City Music Hall and the future of the...

Apr 26, 2012

Grindhouse Girls for Sale–And We’re Buying! [GALLERY]

We’re getting geared up for the Chiller movie convention this weekend–and we’d be even more excited if we didn’t volunteer...

Apr 26, 2012

Expendables 2 Assemble! Here’s the Dirty Dozen Posters!

It’s an action-packed summer with the incoming The Expendables 2, and the studio just released a poster campaign featuring a...

Apr 19, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Ice Hockey Edition [28 PHOTOS]

Hockey players don’t tend to need a lot of motivation to get going. The professionals are getting paid to do...

Mar 29, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Anchorman [12 POSTERS]

By now you probably know that each week we have a feature called Demotivational Thursday where we post (what else...

Mar 27, 2012

Demotivational Posters: Viagra Day Edition [28 POSTERS]

Today in 1998, Pfizer rolled out Viagra, a little blue pill that has made older men happier everywhere. Since it’s...

Mar 8, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Women Drivers Edition [28 POSTERS]

We really do love the fairer sex and the things that they’re capable of but it’s only natural to joke...

Mar 1, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Snooki’s Preggers Edition [28 POSTERS]

Wednesday’s extremely unfortunate news of the day was that Snooki’s actually pregnant. The only person happier than MTV right now...

Feb 23, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: NBA All-Star Weekend [16 PHOTOS]

This weekend, the NBA All Star festivities are upon us once again. Personally, I’m really excited for it but I...

Feb 20, 2012

Posters for Presidential Action Movies We’d Like To See

Last week we told you about the first trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. In that article, we also mentioned...

Feb 16, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Swimsuit Edition [14 PHOTOS]

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models have been everywhere IRL and on the internet this week. Truth be told, if they...

Feb 9, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia [17 POSTERS]

February 9th is Charlie Day’s birthday. The “Wild Card” has come a long way since his acting debut as “Mailroom...

Feb 9, 2012

Random Dad Photoshops Himself Into Movie Stills [16 PHOTOS]

Reddit continues to be a treasure trove of awesome sh*t. Today, I saw the headline “So… my dad likes to...

Feb 2, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: You’re Doing It Wrong [20 POSTERS]

Demotivational Thursday took a vacation last week after overdosing on all the monster jammin’ mullets. This week, we welcome the...

Jan 19, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Monster Jammin’ Mullets Edition [33 POSTERS]

It’s official, demotes are totes the best thing to happen to your Thursday. Last week, we showed you the highs...

Jan 12, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: Skiing Edition [14 POSTERS]

No disrespect to the good Doctor, but most people tend to spend their MLK weekends either skiing or sitting on...

Jan 5, 2012

Demotivational Thursday: New Year Edition [18 POSTERS]

Demotivational Thursday took the week off last week after one epic Christmas-themed lolz-fest the week prior. Moderation is key, folks....

Dec 22, 2011

Demotivational Thursday: Christmas Edition [33 POSTERS]

Last week, we stuck it to all around great guy and God’s quarterback, Tim Tebow. You can’t imagine how many...

Dec 15, 2011

22 Tebow-tivational Posters for Demotivational Thursday [PHOTOS]

Tim Tebow is officially Hansel - he's "so hot right now". But unlike Hansel, he could be the most polarizing figure in the sports history. It's hard to tell at this point if he'll pan out or blow away like dust in the wind, but before we all get Tim Tebow-verload, we thought we'd dedicate this week's Demotivational Thursday to Jesus Jr. On a side note, you guys have no idea how hard it is to type while Tebowing. Check out the NFL lolz after the jump.

Dec 8, 2011

Demotivational Thursday: Lindsay Lohan Edition [17 POSTERS]

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy cover leaked online yesterday and everyone went f***ing nuts. We didn't post on it mostly because it was a really sh*tty pic that didn't show much. From what we did see, she looks amazing, but the folks at Playboy are dynamite at deleting imperfections. Case in point, Tara Reid. I loved Tara Reid but after Frankenstein nip slip and tummy tuck nightmare, I thought there wasn't a shot in hell she'd look good. Fast forward to her Playboy spread and eyebrows raise. "Not bad". So, what should we expect with LiLo? Reports state she won't do full frontal nudity, which I hope doesn't mean we won't see nips. To celebrate her cover and pictorial, we've pulled together the funniest LiLo-themed demotivational posters.

Dec 1, 2011

Demotivational Thursday: Basketball “Never Stops” Edition [22 POSTERS]

Every Thursday, we feature the latest and greatest demotivational posters to hit the cybersphere. Last week, we counted our blessings with a feast for the eyes - Thanksgiving-themed demotivational posters. This week, to celebrate the end of the NBA Lockout (which no one will appreciate until June), we've assembled the most ballin' basketball related demotes (that's short for, yeah, you get it). Check them out in the gallery after the jump.

Nov 24, 2011

Demotivational Thursday: Thanksgiving Edition [22 PHOTOS]

Every Thursday, we feature the latest and greatest demotivational posters to hit the cybersphere. Last week, we showed you the most selfless, loving type of person in the world - sluts. We figured that might not fly as much on a day like today, considering that most of you are back at home with your parents. Instead, we decided to get into the holiday spirits by showing you the funniest Thanksgiving Day-inspired demotivational posters (not that you'll need much demotivation once that Tryptophan starts setting in). Check them out after the jump!

Nov 17, 2011

Demotivational Thursday: Sluts Edition [24 POSTERS]

Every Thursday, we feature the latest and greatest demotivational posters to hit the cybersphere. Last week, we showed you the...

Nov 10, 2011

Demotivational Thursday: Beer Edition [28 POSTERS]

Judging by our numbers, you guys absolutely f***ing love demotivational posters. In fact, what started as a staple of our Facebook page for months has now been promoted to the big leagues! Every Thursday, we feature the latest and greatest demotivational posters to hit the interwebz. Last week, we showed you how low higher education can go. In this week’s edition, we’re looking to get the weekend started by taking a look the cause of and solution to all of life's problems - BEER! Check out what makes the nectar of the gods so special in our gallery after the jump.

Nov 3, 2011

Demotivational Thursday: College Edition [55 PHOTOS]

Judging by our numbers, you guys absolutely f***ing love demotivational posters. In fact, what started as a staple of our Facebook page for months has now been promoted to the big leagues! Every Thursday, we’ll feature the latest and greatest demotivational posters to hit the interwebz. In this week’s edition, we’re looking to get the weekend started by taking a look at the greatest 4-7 years of your life - COLLEGE! Check out what makes "higher" education so awesome in our gallery after the jump.

Oct 6, 2011

Demotivational Thursday: Twister Is The Best. Game. Ever. [15 POSTERS]

Last week, we brought you demotivational posters about... The Game... sh*t. We, and subsequently YOU, just lost. Anyway, this week's all about #WINNING with demotes (that's the new hot slang for demotivational posters) that feature the BEST game ever: Twister. Why? Because smoking hot women wearing next to nothing LOVE it. If you're a struggling TV network and need ratings bad, broadcast barely clothed babes contorting on a polka dot mat and you're ACES, baby. Place your index finger on the red gallery button to check out the hotness after the jump.

Sep 29, 2011

Demotivational Thursday: The Game Edition [17 POSTERS]

Last week we brought you big ol' booties, butts so robust you'd bust, whether it was a nut or your gut. This week, we have a little game for you to play. WE have already lost by telling you it's a game. That is The Game. The fact that you've read the words, "the game" means you've now lost as well. Don't understand? Then, check out our gallery of demotivational posters after the jump.

Sep 22, 2011

COED’s Ode To The Internet For OneWebDay [40 PHOTOS, VIDEOS]

The internet is a series of tubes. It's also a playground. A religion. It's Al Gore's baby. Without it, I'd be unemployed. Safe to say, the internet saved my life. Today, September 22nd, is OneWebDay, a day in which we celebrate the internet. We couldn't think of a better way to celebrate the internet than with a photo gallery of frickin' hilarious "The Internet" pics, memes, and demotivational posters along with a bunch of videos. Check 'em out after the jump.

Sep 22, 2011

Demotivational Thursday “Epic Booty” Edition [19 PHOTOS]

Last week, we showed you a very cute and cuddly edition of Demotivational Thursday, "They See Me Rollin' Dogs". This week, we got BACK... to basics with a gallery of demotivational posters featuring epic booty. I don't know why but when I look at these I start singing Bubba Sparxxx, "Miss New Booty." Try to get it out of your head as you peep these epic dumpers after the jump.

Sep 15, 2011

Demotivational Thursday: They See Me Rollin’ Dog Edition [23 POSTERS]

Last week, we kicked off a new COED feature called, Demotivational Thursday, which might look familiar to our Facebook fans. This week, we thought we'd produce our very own demotivational posters. Hopefully, you've seen the 'They See Me Rollin'" meme and the pic of a super chill dog hanging out in his owner's truck with his paw out the window. With those forces combined, we could rule the world. So we mashed 'em up for this epic gallery of pooches pimpin' and flossin' in various modes of transport. Check 'em out after the jump.

Sep 13, 2011

45 Pedo-vational Posters

If you're a loyal COED fan, you might've noticed we have a habit of slipping in a lovable cartoon bear into a lot of our "lead graphics" or the main image you see at the top of our posts. 'Net vets know that lil guy is the Pedobear, the pedophilic bear. Before you get your diapers in a bunch, please know that we don't condone or support pedophilia or child porn in any way. We do 100% love these demotivational posters featuring the funny-looking furry. Check 'em out in the gallery below.

Sep 8, 2011

Demotivational Thursday [17 POSTERS]

Judging by our numbers, you guys absolutely f***ing love demotivational posters. In fact, what started as a staple of our Facebook page for months has now been promoted to the big leagues! Every Thursday, we'll feature the latest and greatest demotivational posters to hit the interwebz. In this week's edition, we're looking to get the weekend started by blending in. Can we do it? You can by clicking through the galleries after the jump.

Aug 11, 2011

56 Gay Test Demotivational Posters

For a lot of people, high school sucks. Especially if you're not cool or popular or hot. Many bloggers probably don't fit into any of those categories. So, let's just say that hooking up and dating were in high demand but very little supply. So little in fact that many classmates would often call those less fortunate ladies men "gay" for not being able to seal the deal. Hell, you get heckled enough and you start to wonder... holy sh*t... am I gay? Well, luckily, we have a bunch of demotivational posters that will test you on your gayness (not that there's anything wrong with that). Check 'em out in our gallery after the jump.

Jul 17, 2011

42 Vintage Disneyland Posters For The Anniversary Of The Park’s Opening [PHOTOS]

July 17th marks the anniversary of Disneyland's opening. While many of us East Coasters opt for Disney World, we hear Disneyland ain't so bad either. In brainstorming ways to honor this momentous date, we thought maybe we could do creepy and/or awkward pics of scared kids with characters or the most dangerous rides, but when we saw one of the vintage posters it was a no-brainer. We have a soft spot for vintage posters and you might, too, after checking out our gallery of yesteryear artwork. Check it out after the jump.

Jul 12, 2011

82 “You’re Doing It Wrong” Demotivational Posters

You’re Doing It Wrong is a popular internet catchphrase that lets people know they might be able to improve the manner in which they are doing something. Word has it the meme started around 2004 thanks to a dude named Sebastian Grillmaier aka "Lone Gunman" who posted the first YDITW on a TribalWars forum. However, the trend didn't become widespread until 2007-2008. So, while everyone in YOUR life continues to insist YOU are doing what you're doing wrong, it's time for you to realize you're not alone. Check out the demotivational posters that should motivate you to laugh after the jump.

Jul 4, 2011

America F#%K YEAH! 25 Ultra Patriotic Demotivational Posters

This is America: home of the brave, land of the free. This country needs no more motivation than we already have. In fact, we have so much f*cking swagger going on that we can afford to lose some. Don't worry, we won't though, because: (see the first three words). Osama, how do these 25 awesome demotivational posters look to you right now? They might be hard to see at the bottom of the ocean through your lifeless eyeballs. Happy 4th of July, everyone! God Bless America and our troops! Check out the patriotic posters after the jump.

Jun 27, 2011

34 Totally Awesome ’80s & ’90s Sports Posters [PHOTOS]

The Costacos Brothers shot and produced “fantasy” sports posters that gave pro athletes a larger-than-life look and appeal. Since they didn't have a license from any of the leagues, they were unable to produce game action shots. Instead, they made personality posters that turned the players into comic book heroes and Hollywood action stars. To celebrate their new exhibit "For the Kids" at Salon 94 Freemans, we've gathered some of their best work along with other kitschy sports posters from the '80s & '90s and beyond. Check 'em out after the jump.

Jun 20, 2011

We Want YOU To See These Rad Recruitment Posters [34 PHOTOS]

James Montgomery Flagg's 1917 Uncle Sam "I Want You" poster was based on the original British Lord Kitchener poster of three years earlier. It was used to recruit soldiers for both World War I and World War II. The Uncle Sam character is actually based on Samuel Wilson, a meat packer from upstate NY who shipped beef to the U.S. Army in barrels marked "U.S." during the War of 1812. Flagg called it "most famous poster in the world." We'd have to agree as countless artists have given it their own twist with iconic characters substituting for Uncle Sam like Darth Vader, Doctor Doom, GI Joe's Cobra, Master Shredder and more. Check it out after the jump.

Jun 3, 2011

13 Bootleg Movie Posters [PHOTOS]

Ever buy a bootleg DVD? There's weird cover art, typos, and unusual packaging. Was the guy lazy? No, he's just not from around here. As the "City of Sushi" episode of South Park pointed out, cultural differences can be hilarious, especially when international destinations try to market and sell tickets for American made films. Case in point? These movie posters we found that were created to promote traveling movie shows and bootleg screenings in foreign countries. Check 'em out after the jump!

Jun 2, 2011

50 Epic Demotivational Posters About Lesbians For Gay Pride Month [PHOTOS]

June is Gay and Lesbian Pride Month. In June 2000, Bill "Bubba" Clinton declared June "Gay & Lesbian Pride Month", which was revised to "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Month" by Barack Obama. Why June? Well, it was chosen to commemorate the 1969 riots in Greenwich Village that sparked the modern LGBT liberation movement in the U.S. Throughout the month, GLBT groups and associations hold pride parades, picnics, parties, and memorials (in addition to each other - ZING!). We honor the L word in GBT with a month's worth of demotivational posters celebrating girl on girl. Check 'em out after the jump!

Apr 27, 2011

72 Epic Demotivational Posters About Boobs [PHOTOS]

Motivational posters were originally created to uplift the spirit. Then the internet community gave us demotivational posters, which poke fun at the cutesy tame material with pictures of massive fails paired with snarky commentary. The practice then evolved into focusing on the female form, more specifically, the titty. While some lump these into demotivational, we find them pretty damn inspiring. Makes us want to start a strip club or become a plastic surgeon. To honor those creative wizards who aptly apply thick black borders and witty captions to jaw dropping pics, we've pulled together 72 of the best breast-related demotivational (or motivational) posters on the web. Check 'em out after the jump!

Apr 12, 2011

5 Classic Commemorative Russian Space Program Posters

Na Zdorovie! Today marks the 50th anniversary of one of mankind's momentous accomplishments - humanity's first successful journey into outer space. And holding that prestigious honor is Yuri Gagarin, a Russian pilot and cosmonaut who, in the Vostok spacecraft, orbited the Earth and was hailed as a hero by his country, much to the chagrin of Americans back on the ground.

To commemorate this occasion, Chicago-based freelance graphic designer, Justin Van Genderen has created a series of Russian Space Program posters in the vernacular art deco style of the early 60s. See these fantastic art pieces for yourself and check out more at his website 2064 Design, comrade!

Mar 27, 2011

VCU Stuns Kansas to Win Final Four Birth

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Jan 28, 2011

Movies This Week: Statham’s A Mechanic, Hopkin’s Possessed, Bardem’s Biutiful

No Strings Attached scored the #1 slut... slot at the box office, bedding about $19 million to sexile The Green Hornet. The Way Back averaged under $2k per screen to net $1.2 mil and The Company Men collected more than $6k per screen on only 106 engagements. This week's entries feature Jay Stay fixin' problems, a possessed Anthony Hopkins who may be into Fox News, a biutiful single dad, and a couple of spoiled sisters who lose their line of credit. Screw the Pro Bowl, NHL All-Star Game, and the Winter X-Games and get righteous with these movie previews.

Jan 21, 2011

Movies This Week: Natalie Portman Enjoys Casual Sex, Ben Affleck’s Fired

The Green Hornet beat out The Dilemma at the box office over MLK weekend with nearly twice the revenue, $40 mil to $20 mil. January's a tough month for theatrical releases; it's a timeframe where studios dump their less than stellar projects and productions with modest to low expectations. For The Green Hornet to perform like it did is a surprise. This week's new entries feature casual sex, unemployment, hired help, and the long road to freedom. Check our preview of this week's new releases after the jump!

Jan 17, 2011

You Will Be Unprepared For The New Sucker Punch Movie Poster [8 Photos]

You've been waiting for a movie like this all your life; Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, and Abbie Cornish star as hot girls with swords and automatic weapons battling Nazi Zombies, Exploding Zeppelins, Fire-Breathing Dragons, and a Robot Samurai armed with 80mm vulcan chain guns. From the director of 300, Watchmen, and Dawn of the Dead, comes a film that is guaranteed to bring you to climax one way or another. The green screen revolution has never been more violent...and sexy. Check out the Gallery below containing all the Sucker Punch Posters to date after the jump!

Jan 14, 2011

Movies This Week: Vince Vaughn’s Dilemma, Seth Rogen’s A Superhero

True Grit finally supplanted Little Martha Fockers at the top spot of the B.O. last week, taking in $14 million. New entry Season of the Witch reeled in $10 million at the #3 spot while Country Strong expanded by around 1,400 theaters and hauled in $7.3 mil in the #6 slot. What can we say, people prefer fictional witches with mystical powers over real bitches with the menstrual powers. Makes sense. This week's entries feature a difficult moral decision, Seth Rogen as a superhero, and a robot doctor. Put down the confusing horoscope and read on.

Dec 24, 2010

Movies This Week: Rooster Cogburn, Fockers, and Jack Black’s Travel Show

Tron Legacy dominated the competition at the box office last weekend pulling in $44 mil with a healthy per screen average of around $13k. Stealing the #2 spot was mixed live action animation adaptation Yogi bear with $16 mil. How Do You Know a romcom is a bomb? When it comes in 8th with $7 mil on a $120 mil budget. This week's entries feature Rooster Cogburn (greatest name ever), small motherf'ers, big ol' Jack Black, and a Hollywood bad boy. Santa's comin', so make with the reading already.

Dec 17, 2010

Movies This Week: A Love Triangle, Klepto Bear, and The Return of TRON!

Last weekend Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader took the crown at the box office pulling in $24 mil while the combined firepower of A-listers Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie couldn't push The Tourist to crack $20 mil. Meanwhile The Fighter pulled in close to a $75,000 per screen average from 4 engagements. Black Swan is like the Black Hole of cinema, expanding rapidly. This week's entries include an aging love triangle, a talking, stealing bear, platonic parents, and the return of Tron!

Dec 10, 2010

Movies This Week: A Threesome With The Fighter, Tourist, And Dawn Treader

In its second week, the Rapunzel based toon flick took over the #1 spot from Harry Pooper, nabbing $21 mil....

Dec 3, 2010

Movies This Week: I Love Black Swan The Warrior’s Way

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 89 barely edged out the animated Rapunzel flick Tangled by a less than $350k. Burlesque took the fourth spot with $11 mil while boner rom com Love and Other Drugs was stronger than Faster. This week's entries feature the best ballerina on ballerina kiss in the history of lesbianism, ninjas battling cowboys, a gay conman, Black Panthers, the afterlife, psycho yuppies, and Santy Claus. Anyone else watching the Scrooged marathon on AMC? Awesome, right? Read this first, though.

Nov 26, 2010

Movies This Week: Faster, Nuder, Longer, Harder

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 murdered the competition last weekend, summoning more than $125 million from the depths of America's bank accounts with an average of $30k per screen. It was the all-time sixth biggest-grossing opening weekend and a new franchise high. The Next Three Days might not see another three days after opening in the 5th position with only $6.5 million.

Nov 19, 2010

Movies This Week: Boys Riding Brooms, Killer Wives, and LiLo’s Biopic

Megamind was mega moneymaker again at the box office, pulling in $29 mil to put a stop to Unstoppable, which ran away with $22 mil. Skyline made back its budget in its debut weekend while Morning Glory has a ways to go to clear that $40 mil budget. This week's entries are few and far between due to Harry Potter. However, if you prefer fiery redheads and homicidal blondes over magical kids molesting their wands, you're in luck.

Oct 8, 2010

Movies This Week: October 8th, 2010

This week's entries feature an antsy prisoner, ungodly godparents, John Lennon, crazy love, dumb teenagers, female empowerment, pimps, hos, and a writer you might not want to rape. So, stop working on that super secret PowerPoint and read these previews, Karen!

Oct 1, 2010

Movies This Week: October 1st, 2010

This weekend's entries feature a social network, a social worker, a socially awkward vampire child, douchebags, lack of ballbags, hatchet wounds, chain letters, and number crunchers. Now quit livestreaming your gay roommate's sexual jaunts and "poke" this preview column...

Sep 17, 2010

Movies This Week: September 17th, 2010

This week's entries feature hmmm, I dunno, SATAN! Also releasing are flicks featuring robbers, whores, and cartoon dogs. Atone for your sins, y'all and repent like it's hot, 'cuz these previews are straight up sinful.

Sep 9, 2010

Movies This Week: September 10th, 2010

The holiday weekend saw audiences doing serious labor away from the movie theaters as the top earner only pulled in around $16 mil. The American outdueled Machete while Going The Distance only made it up halfway up Gross Box Office Mountain. This week's entries feature umbrella corporations, dwarves, suicide, high school wrestling, and hip hop all-star Joaquin Phoenix. Put away the coke and snort these previews, homey!

Sep 5, 2010

Movies This Week: September 3, 2010

After initial estimates crowned "The Last Exorcism" as king of last weekend's box office, the final tally showed "Takers" edged out the "get out of my daughter, Devil" thriller. By the way, CRAZY ending in TLE. Hopefully, you've avoided all spoiler alerts. I didn't. Frowny face. This week's entries feature big ass knives, long distance relationships, international espionage, chicks basketball, vampires, dogs, jailbait, Chinese trains, and 9/11. We're holding your eyeballs hostage until The Discovery Channel starts airing some earth-friendly programming!

Sep 4, 2010

10 Things In A Girl’s Room That Should Scare You Off

You can tell a lot about a girl by what's in her room. For example, if everything is neat and organized, chances are she's pretty on top of things. If her room is a pig-sty, she may be more laid back -- so you can probably take her as being one of the guys. Too much pink? It could signal a college girl that hasn't fully grown up yet. Too many childhood toys? Yeah, she's definitely not looking to grow up anytime soon. However, the color scheme seems like a joke in comparison to so many other things you could find. For your future relationship sanity, here is a list of ten things that should probably scare you off in a girl's room.

Aug 27, 2010

Movies This Week: August 27th, 2010

Vampires Suck surprisingly didn't suck at the box office, sucking its way to numero dos. Proof yet again that America can't get enough of Twilight even when it's mocked for 90 minutes straight. Lottery Ticket didn't really hit the jackpot but still beat out Piranha 3D, which WILL HAVE A SEQUEL despite coming in at #6. I don't think that's ever happened in the history of flesh-eating fish pics. Nanny McFartface banged her way to the eight slot right under The Switch.

Aug 17, 2010

10 Things Every Guy Needs For His Off Campus House

Moving from a dorm or a dirty frat house into an off-campus house is one of the perks of becoming an upperclassmen in college. You usually pick your friends, find a place, sign the lease, and then party on your own terms. However, just like dorm-room essentials, every guy moving into an off-campus house (whether it’s a one bedroom apartment or a four bedroom house) needs a few things…

Nov 22, 2009

Demotivational Mayhem: 226 Demotivational Posters

Everybody’s seen ‘em and unless you’re a cyborg (which you very well may be…) at least a couple of them have made you laugh your ass off – the demotivational poster. Made famous by Demotivate.com, demotivational posters have been one of the longest running Internet memes around. They’ve been created by people from pretty much anywhere with access to Photoshop – and we’ve...

Nov 28, 2008

225 Demotivational Posters For Your Unmotivated Ass

Everybody’s seen ’em and unless you’re a cyborg (which you very well may be…) at least a couple of them...