2 things to take away from this phone call: 1) This man and Mel Gibson should never get together. The world would not be abl…
Yea, piercing your ear with a blowgun is not the smartest way to go about things. Probably best to stick with the Asian lad…
When you see a video titled, "My Dumba** Friend Got A Dart Stuck In His Hand..." you kind of know what you're going to see. Darts, drunk people, a basement, and maybe a Confederate Flag or two (for good measure). Also, someone yelling "Yolo."
I know that the Russian airhorn 'prank' was staged, but that doesn't stop the fact that it was hilarious. These pranks, however, are all for real. Break was kind enough to take all the videos they've been sent and make a compilation of pranks for us to enjoy. Be warned, as this video contains old women, rude awakenings, fun in the shower, saxophone players, and catching trays with your face. I have to admit, this compilation is missing a steadfast #1 but it doesn't necessarily detract from the video overall. Check it out after the jump!
According to Twitter today, one of the top trends is #goodbyenovember. Looking past the fact that this is retarded, I figured a great way to say goodbye to everyone's favorite mustache month would be checking out another one of TwistedNederlands7 FAIL compilations. As always, he's pulled together the worst displays of skateboarding, biking, driving, jumping, and general tomfoolery into an 8:30 minute video. Like someone on his Youtube page said, these people are the reasons that doctors are so rich. Check out the FAILvember after the jump!
Yesterday I showed you some old drunkard getting attacked by monkeys, but he deserved it for jumping into their pen. This time, these humans haven't done anything to deserve the wrath or tomfoolery of these beasts. This supercut is conclusive evidence that animals are just as thieving, horny, drunk, and violent as their homosapien compatriots. In fact, I think we can all learn a thing or two from these creatures. Check them out after the jump!
Once again, TwistedNederland7 has pulled together the best injuries and mistakes caught on film for the month of October. Last month's was pretty awesome, but this time we've got over 9 minutes of fail-good footage. Some of the highlights include 1:08, 1:30, and my personal favorite 8:00. Every time I see one of his compilations, I'm amazed that people actually think they're going to pull off what they're doing. Do you actually think that you're going to be able to grind a rail on a f*cking unicycle or are you just that sick of wearing condoms? Check out the best of this month's sterilizations after the jump.
This guy thinks it's not the worst idea in the world to intentionally take a hit from a speeding van. I don't care if he falls into a bunch of empty cardboard boxes, this guy should be dead. On principle. As in, we don't need people like this living any more. Driver, next time go a little faster. Check out the idiot after the jump!
Every so often, I'll wonder what's worse, getting hit in the d*ck or the balls. Every time I get hit in the nuts, though, I'll remember my earlier thinking process and tell myself that I'm an idiot because there's nothing worse than a nut shot. The nausea, the pain, the incapacitation, the possibility of never fathering a child - all of these problems make a hit in the d*ck seem like a walk in the park. Sure, a sh*tty walk in the park, but it's a walk in the park all the same. Check out these 40 guys taking epic shots in their family jewels below.
Ah, Crocodile Dentist. The game that introduced children everywhere to Russian Roulette whether they knew it or not; where a push of the tooth meant sore digits for the rest of the afternoon. But this is fun for only so long... until someone raises the ante. Looking like a twisted plaything made by Jigsaw, some lunatic in Japan went ahead and fitted the upper set of teeth with thumbtacks - for an added sense of dread when your turn approaches. He did make the game much more realistic however since it's common knowledge that a crocodile bite hurts, and replete with life-threatening bacteria, but vials of bacteria are hard to come by these days. Hit the jump to watch this cringe-worthy video for yourself!
There's a little known, rare occurrence known as breaking one's penis. You're probably grabbing your crotch right now just thinking about it. Luckily, it's nearly impossible to do. But just in case this one day happens to you, let's learn how the horrid pain occurs, shall we?