Whoever thought of the phrase, “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen” either never had any...
There's going to be a lot of cooking done in a lot of kitchens today, and I am very thankful that I won't be in any of them. I'll be watching football, hanging out with my cousins, and generally keeping it low key. The women, however, will be sweating up a storm making sure that the turkey, potatoes, gravy, and vegetable goodness are all ready to eat. If you're at home alone and your lady wants some help, I would suggest having her wear an outfit like the ones in this gallery. Not only would you actually want to be in the kitchen but seeing as how you might be too tired for a romp after that big meal... Check out these women proving heat in the kitchen can be a good thing in the gallery after the jump!
Stephen (that kid who shoved a remote up his *ss) doesn't want to clean the kitchen after cooking. Naturally, his little brother starts filming the confrontation between Steve and his mother. Don't be afraid to press play on this one, and no he doesn't stick a pot or a pan up his butt... he throws them someplace much different. Child with real, serious problems after the jump!
Thanksgiving is here and that means football and food. It's one of the greatest holidays for men because we get to live like kings. While we knock back brewdogs and debate the effectiveness of the Wildcat against the 3-4 defense, the sexier sex aka better halves gather in the kitchen to create a beastly feast worthy of a place far better than our guts. To honor these top chefs, we've compiled the following photo gallery of frickin' hot foodies who know how to whip, beat, blend, bake, chop, peel and mash our senses.
Temperatures are heating up across the country, which means that turning on a kitchen oven can make things quite toasty. So what's an amateur chef to do? Why take off all her clothes and throw on an apron of course! Nothing says modern and sexually-emancipated like a naked woman bending over a hot stove.
Admit it, perv: from the age of 13 and on, you've banged just about everywhere you can think of, from a backyard to a boiler room on the SS Titanic. Not all sex hideaways are created equal, and some supposedly hot spots are actually pretty inconvenient and illogical. Here are five places you don't actually want to knock boots in.
By no means are we suggesting that women should be in the kitchen That's wrong, insensitive and downright ignorant. All we're saying is that when women choose to be in the kitchen, it has to be one of the g*ddamn hottest things we've ever seen. We're not sure what it is, but there's just something about a hottie stripping down into nothing but an apron and covering herself in brownie batter that makes us feel like men again.