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Jul 2, 2013

11 Babies Doing Keg Stands Just Because [PHOTOS]

Schooling dads and frat boys everywhere

Jun 24, 2013

What Your Favorite Fast Food Says About You

If the McRib is your favorite sandwich, you might be suffering from abandonment issues.

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Jan 6, 2013

10 Best Protest Signs Of All Time [PHOTOS]

It seems like there’s more protests each year these days....

Oct 10, 2012

20 Hilarious License Plates That Will Make You Wish You Had A Better Sense Of Humor

What better way to show people on the road you have a sense of humor than by driving around with...

Oct 9, 2012

Hacky Jack Nicholson Impressions Up The Ying-Yang [COMEDY VIDEO]

The hackiest thing a comedian could do is a Jack Nicholson impression. The feat involves putting on some dark sunglasses,...

Oct 7, 2012

Constructive Comedy: I’m a Boss Parody – A Day With RICK ROSS [COMEDY VIDEO]

More funny from our friends at Constructive Comedy. What would you do if rapper Rick Ross showed up at your...

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Sep 27, 2012

Alone Up There: A New Documentary ABOUT Stand-Ups FOR Stand-Ups

Have you ever thought about trying your hand at stand-up comedy? Are you a hardened veteran of the scene? Do...

Carrot Top Holds Up Objects [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

Hate him or simply dislike him, Carrot Top is a comedy icon. The redheaded wonder brought holding up objects and...

Sep 27, 2012

Atomic Fart App in a Scottish Pub [COMEDY TECH]

Cheers, mate! (That’s kind of like saying “Hey, buddy” back in the States) It’s me, Scott Calonico, with another “Comedy...

Sep 27, 2012

Grad School Is A Scam But You Already Knew That [VIDEO]

Just wait until they unleash the "having a job" scam on you. You have to do all this stuff you don't like for people you don't care about. And it's like a massive pyramid scheme where the people at the top don't do sh*t but for some reason they make like ten times more money than you. It's awful.

Sep 26, 2012

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Sep 24, 2012

Comedian Todd Glass and Stupid Questions for Funny People

Okay. Here it is: The Funniest Person to answer one (no, MORE) of my Stupid Questions!!! A comedian and actor...

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Sep 6, 2012

George Carlin, Baseball and Football [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

This George Carlin classic routine always cracks me up. Mr. Carlin makes sharp comparisons between the game of baseball and football. ("In baseball you have extra innings. In football you have sudden death.") What makes this great bit soar is the way he takes on the characteristics of each sport. Just remember: "Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying."

Sep 5, 2012

Ellen’s Star, Michelle’s Speech, and Toothbrushes: Harmon and David Talk Crap [SPREECAST]

Ellen DeGeneres got a star on the Hollywood Boulevard. Michelle Obama gave a speech at the Democratic Convention. Astronauts used...

Aug 23, 2012

7 Comedy Websites You Should Be Wasting Your Time On Right Now

When you need a good laugh, what do you do (aside from visiting COEDcomedy…)? And where do you turn when...

Aug 23, 2012

The TRUTH About Voting: Lee Camp’s Moment of Clarity

Comedian Lee Camp thinks that women should withhold sex from any man that doesn’t vote this November. It’s perplexing to...

Aug 22, 2012

Bidets: Always a Source of Humor

Want a guaranteed laugh? Bidets have always been the target for humor — especially for the American tourist abroad. (“Why...

Aug 16, 2012

Bob Glouberman and Stupid Questions for Funny People

Ladies and gentlemen, pat yourselves on the back! You’ve just clicked on the “Stupid Question for Funny Person” that features...

Aug 16, 2012

T-shirts That TRULY Guarantee You Will Never Get Laid!

Check out the guy in the photo above. He is wearing a “funny” T-shirt. Read with me: “Anal is cheaper...

Aug 15, 2012

Have Sex and Drugs Now: 35 Reasons To Dread 40

What’s really in a person’s age Thanks to advances in medicine, 60 is now the new 40. In turn, 30...

Aug 15, 2012

Was Benny Hill Really a Creepy Rapist? [VIDEO]

Benny Hill is a British comedy icon. He’s one of the most recognizable comedic faces on the planet. His TV...

Aug 14, 2012

Steven Weber and Stupid Questions For Funny People

(NOTE: Derek Kaill is our latest regular contributor. He’s Canadian. We don’t hold that against him.)  In our hot seat...

Aug 13, 2012

Stupid Questions for Funny People

(NOTE: Derek Kaill is our latest regular contributor. He is a comedian based in Canada. We wont hold that against...

Aug 8, 2012

Fostering a Dog is a Babe Magnet [Cheap Date Tony]

Women love dogs. A canine is a surefire way to meet hot poonanny. One problem: Living in a city where...

Aug 6, 2012

Comedian Catchphrases: Want To Create Your Own?

Great funnymen have great catchphrases. All the legendary comedians have that one classic line which ingrains itself into the recesses...

Aug 1, 2012

How Can I Get A Black Market Green Card?

Want to become an American? A Green Card is your ticket to working the land of Tom Cruise and Coca...

Jul 30, 2012

Child Ventriloquist: Don’t Quit Your Day Job!

Yes, we are pleased to announce a new feature to our comedy vertical……CHILD VENTRILOQUISTS!!!! We feel it’s our duty to...

Jul 25, 2012

82 “You’re Doing It Wrong” Demotivational Posters Done Right

Ever get the feeling you're doing it wrong? Yeah, so do we--so let's take comfort in knowing there are people doing it wrong even worse than we've been doing it wrong. Check out these motivational posters of folks who really, truly can't seem to do things right. Here are 82 reasons to feel better about yourself—featuring everything from criminally stupid guys to gorgeously wrong babes!

Jul 25, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Bad Break-Up Stories

Is everybody enjoying their summertime romances? Well, you'll be breaking up soon enough. Sorry to be a downer like that, but we've seen it happen. A lot. In fact, even a COED staffer can suffer through the end of a relationship. Check out these stories from the COED roundtable about the end of our epic love affairs. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss a few productive minutes at the office goodbye...

Jul 24, 2012

6 Reasons To Spend the Day at the Library [CHEAP DATE TONY]

The library is a great way to spend the day–and it’s free! There’s never any cover charge. Street people sleep...

Jul 23, 2012

Twitter’s Top 20 Choices For #RemoveOneLetterFilms

You know who had a good time at the movies this weekend? The people of Twitter Nation, who rallied around...

Jul 22, 2012

How To Be A Sports Team Mascot

I conned my way into being lovable PeaNUT, the team mascot for the minor league baseball team, the Modesto A’s....

Jul 21, 2012

It’s Junk Food Day: 50 Photos Of Classic Good Eatin’!

The official story is that National Junk Food Day—being July 21st—is the one day when you can indulge yourself...

Jul 21, 2012

3 Ways to Get Attention

Do you find it hard to get attention? While people talk to you, do you find that their focus diverts...

Jul 19, 2012

Jim Norton Is 44 Years Old–Read the Great Man’s Words!

It’s Jim Norton’s 44th birthday–which is impressive, since Norton’s probably been at the top of his own Dead Pool for...

Jul 19, 2012

Twitter’s Best 20 Choices For #NameYourD*ckAfterAMovie [POSTERS]

Every now and then, Twitter has some pretty good hashtags trending–and they occasionally get legendary. Consider the greatness that is...

Jul 18, 2012

How To Start A Fire With Urine And The Best Videos of the Day

Want to drink out of your crotch? Then try Freedom Flask, which is essentially an adult diaper filled with booze....

Jul 8, 2012

4 Things Stuntman School Taught Me

Know who is a complete pussy? Jackie Chan! Well…. not really….. but I thought that would make a real eye-catchy...

Jul 6, 2012

Ultimate T-Shirts That Won’t Get You Laid!

Are you a person who has a strong desire to never get laid ever again? Here’s a suggestion: Try wearing...

Jun 25, 2012

10 Great Stripper Quotes–And The Man Who Collects Them!

Mike South didn’t start out wanting to own a strip club. All he wanted to do was prove that a...

Jun 25, 2012

Epic Shake Weight Prank and the Best Videos of the Day

The Shake Weight is one of the strangest workout devices known to humanity. A guy using it basically looks like...

Jun 23, 2012

Biggest Pimple Ever Popped [Morning Video]

I don’t need to hit you in the back of the head with a shovel to tell you that summer...

Jun 22, 2012

Top 10 T-Shirts That Won’t Get You Laid

Look at the above slogan; you’ll never get laid wearing a T-shirt with that statement blazed across your chest –...

Jun 17, 2012

Happy Father’s Day! (or, How the COED Staff Got This Way) [VIDEO]

It’s time to once again salute the  fabulous fathers who made us all the happy and well-adjusted COED readers (or...

Jun 17, 2012

How To Make Friends: The Definitive Guide!

Some say strangers are just friends you haven’t met yet. This is true, unless of course, they hate you. In...

Jun 13, 2012

BROMETHEUS! As Brought To You By Coors Light [VIDEO]

So it's been a full day of deciphering the secrets of Mankind's creation. How do you unwind? With the smooth taste of Coors--as revealed in this new ad campaign from the finest in Rocky Mountain brews. It seems the Prometheus producers panicked after coming in second at the box-office to Madagascar 3, and decided to quickly concoct a sponsorship deal. Now enjoy Prometheus as you've never seen it before--and if you had, you would've just gotten thirsty...

Jun 11, 2012

10 T-Shirts That Guarantee You’ll Never Get Laid

Hey COED, here’s a fresh batch of 10 “funny” T-shirts that will guarantee you never get laid. Consider wearing the...

Jun 10, 2012

Mrs. Doubtfire as a Horror Film

What’s everyone’s favorite Robin Williams movie to hate? Patch Adams? No, guess again. It’s Mrs. Doubtfire. The movie is very...

Jun 6, 2012

11 Types Of Walkers You Encounter On City Sidewalks

How many times have you found yourself stuck behind someone who has no grasp of sidewalk etiquette? These “walkers” frankly...

Jun 4, 2012

7 Similariti​es Between Space Travel and Going to College

As children, many of us dreamed of becoming astronauts and traveling to outer space. Unfortunately, the sad reality is that...

May 30, 2012

T-Shirts That Guarantee You’ll Never Get Laid: Chinatown Edition

Ready for more “funny” T-shirts that will guarantee you never get laid. Just look at the above example; you’ll never...

May 29, 2012

7 Ways Game of Thrones Has Changed Your Day-To-Day Life

HBO’s Game of Thrones is one of those television shows that slowly changes who you are as an individual. No,...

May 28, 2012

Barbecues Blowing Up Real Good! [Special Edition: Videos of the (Memorial) Day]

What do you mean you didn’t read COED’s Guide to How to Have A Barbecue? It’s Memorial Day weekend, and...

May 27, 2012

Saucy Street Signs: Cumming Intersects Seaman

Street Sign Generator is an extremely entertaining site. You plug in what you want to say and the site generates...

May 23, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Roommate Horror Stories

Are there any good roommate stories? Well, probably a few. It’s still easier to get the COED staff talking about...

May 21, 2012

The New York City Tattoo Convention: What We Overheard

The freaks came out for this weekend's 15th Annual New York City Tattoo Convention! So did college students, some suburbanites, and a very nice financial adviser. We also scribbled down amazing things that we couldn't help overhearing. Here are our favorite deep thoughts from the convention--as told from a safe distance because, you know, some of those types really are scary...

May 9, 2012

Mother’s Day “Yo Mama” Jokes

Pop quiz: Yo Mama Jokes (also referred to as maternal insults) are a reference to humor derived at the expense...

May 5, 2012

T-Shirts That Guarantee You’ll Never Get Laid

One thing I love abut taking a stroll around Times Square is the gift shops that sell “funny” T-shirts. Look...

Apr 28, 2012

Funny Females: The Top of The Ladder Just Got More Crowded

If you’re thinking that comedy is a man’s world, then it’s time you think again. While being a male-dominated profession,...

Apr 17, 2012

Five Craigslist Ads That Would Make Great Adult Films

We’re usually on Craigslist looking for good deals in the Farm + Garden section. Sometimes we accidentally browse the Personals....

Apr 13, 2012

Child Stars Talk Lesbianism! (And Kirk Cameron)

The fine folks at Funny or Die are a little late with this video goofing on former Growing Pains star...

Apr 4, 2012

The Naked Brilliance of Phil McAvity (And His Girls)

Meet porn director Phil McAvity. The poor guy only wants to direct commercials, but he’s stuck working on a set...

Feb 7, 2012

Is This Guy a Bro or a Hipster? [VIDEO]

Last time we saw comedian Pat Stansik, he was pre-gaming for Michigan’s games against the Cornhuskers and Buckeyes. This time...

Jan 9, 2012

Nick DiPaolo Dishes On Working With Artie Lange, Louis CK & More [INTERVIEW, VIDEOS]

Kyle Dowling is a New York-based writer who’s been published in Penthouse, Playboy, The Smoking Jacket, The Believer and several...

Dec 20, 2011

14 High School Classmates You’ll See Over Winter Break

You're back home for winter break and ready to show off your new partying abilities. Time to reconnect with the old crew from high school and tear sh*t up. Maybe you've heard rumors about some of the crap that happened to your classmates while away at school, or maybe you just completely cut yourself off from that world. Either way, it's time to find out who's been up to what. Thanksgiving break was short-lived, but winter break gives you plenty of man hours to catch up. To prepare you for what's in store, we put together this guide of cronies, phonies, and baloney riding ponies you'll see out and about. Check it out after the jump.

Dec 16, 2011

How Did I Miss the Casa de mi Padre Trailer?

I'd like to consider myself somewhat of a movie fanatic. I don't know every detail of every movie ever released, but I'd like to think that I have my finger on the pulse of the cinema industry. Then, I read this article on FilmDrunk about the posters and trailer for Will Ferrell's Spanish-language overly dramatic telenovela spoof, "Casa de mi Padre" and I figure I done discovered internet gold. Then, after some research, I realize I'm WAY late to the game. Like, 8 months late. EIGHT MONTHS. That's a baby. A premature baby, but a f***ing newborn nonetheless. For those who were hibernating, check out the trailer after the jump.

Dec 16, 2011

‘Thunder Dave’ Says MiO Energy is ‘Swellegant Liquid Velociraptor’ [VIDEO]

Yesterday morning, we received a package from MiO that contained its new "personalized energy drink" with a note from Thunder Dave encouraging me to "taste [his] thunder". I realized he was referring to the Green Thunder flavor, the other being "Black Cherry". I would've gone with "Red Dystopia" or "Red Pandemonium" or "Red Deluge". Regardless, the video's got some gems like "Yawning is for @ssholes". Peep it after the jump.

Dec 15, 2011

Jared Freid The Frat Dude Sleighs Ho Ho Hos at SantaCon [VIDEO]

Last time we saw Jared Freid, Ultimate Frat Dude, he was bro-ing out with nerds at Comic-Con. This time around, he's at a Con but with less dweebs and way more sluts. SANTACON! We showed you some of the best pics from last weekend's event in NYC, now scope the funniest video to jump down our chimney - it's J-Train sleighing bitches on the express line to the gift of lolz.

Dec 9, 2011

The Misunderstoods Will Crash the Super Bowl [VIDEOS]

Contrary to non-existent belief, The Misunderstoods are NOT a crazy hot up-and-coming band from London who shag on stage at gigs. They're a comedy group that forms like Voltron to tickle the sh*t out of your funny bone. I personally know two of its members (M. Covino, R. Nivakoff) and I'm forced to wear diapers when we hang out. Anyway, they've produced a commercial for Doritos "Crash the Super Bowl" contest. To prep you for the lolz, check out their funniest skits then vote after the jump.

Dec 8, 2011

David Wright Reveals He’s Into A Lot of Weird Sh*t [VIDEO]

Today must be Mets Appreciation Day at COED. First, we posted 5 reasons why Mets fans shouldn't give up on the team in 2012 then we get this awesome video from Chess Club Comedy in which David Wright dominates a game of "Icebreakers" during freshman Orientation. It's rare that you have a YouTube video where everyone in the sketch nails their part, but we got one here. Btw, I love all the women in the skit, but I know you're asking "Who's the hot one?" Her name's Allison Brown and you can see more of her here. You're welcome.

Dec 1, 2011

Twitter’s Top 20 Reasons For Having Your #ManCardRevoked

While a real man could give a sh*t about what others think of him, sometimes it's hard not to poke fun at some of the ridiculous things dudes do. Take your ever not-so-friendly-community on Twitter, for example. One of the trending hash-tags is currently #ManCardRevoked and it's turning out to be a hilarious guide for what NOT to do if you want to maintain your manhood / avoid being called a p*ssy. Check out the best ones so far after the jump.

Nov 29, 2011

The 45 Funniest Greetings From Someecards.com [PHOTOS]

I honestly can't remember the first time I received a greeting from Someecards.com mostly due to years of binge drinking, but I can, for the most part, guarantee it made me pee a lil bit in my pantaloons. The free online e-cards service was created by Brook Lundy and Duncan Mitchell and launched in April 2007. Their products cover every single occassion conceivable from the more traditional celebrations like birthdays and holidays to more obscure fare like confessions, divorces, and cries for help. We rummaged through their most popular e-cards of all-time to present you with their 45 funniest greetings. Check 'em out in our gallery after the jump.

Nov 28, 2011

<em>Pre-gaming With Pat</em> Sticks It To The Buckeyes [VIDEO]

Michigan vs. Ohio State is one of the greatest rivalries in college football. To find out why the Michigan faithful hate Ohio State so much, your favorite funny Wolverine hit up the tailgate before the game at the Big House. There are a slew of gems given by the guys and girls in Blue & Maize, which is impressive when you're hammering back Jack like you've lost the last seven* meetings. Usually I either speak in tongues or resort to humping when that blacked out. Sadly, this is the last installment of PwP for 2011. Check out the final haha after the jump.

Nov 21, 2011

Pre-gaming With Pat Is Legendary [VIDEO]

I'm a huge football fan. I love the game so much that I wept like a little baby when I was asked to quit my college team. Part of me regrets going to Hopkins where the squad was D-3 and not some big time school like Michigan. It's gotta be one of the greatest experiences in the world to be amongst 100k like-minded brethren. This video from 23-year-old up-and-coming comedian Pat Stansik confirms what I already assumed: that U of M knows how to pre-game like legends for a football game. I wouldn't say I was a huge Wolverines fan, but after seeing this and after hearing the blue and maize crowd actually count down the play clock for Denard Robinson when it went down Saturday, I might just commit my first born right now. Watch the lolz after the jump.

Nov 8, 2011

What If Bob Saget Directed A Full House Reunion? [VIDEOS]

I am sure most people are aware that Bob Saget has a dirty mind. The star of Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos has become quite famous for his stand up comedy because of how foul mouthed and sexually explicit it is. He's far from the Danny Tanner that most people remember from Full House, but what if he were to direct a Full House reunion today? It would be borderline pornographic and potentially hilarious and/or a total defamation of the popular family friendly sitcom. See how things would pan out along with Bob's best stand up bits after the jump.

Nov 8, 2011

Why Your Vote Doesn’t Count, Plus 40 Funny Political Cartoons

November 8th is Election Day. While 2011's an "off-year", next year will be the big one for the highly coveted position of "Leader of the Free World". With campaigns kicking into high gear, we can expect a lot of fat, over-privileged white males to feed us the same tired line of crap they’ve been feeding us for years. Sorry folks, it’s not about freedom, liberty, or any of that other crap; elections in this country are about one thing. Find out why your vote doesn't count, vote in our incredibly ironic poll, and check out 40 funny political cartoons after the jump.

Nov 1, 2011

15 Weird (Or Weirdly Easy To Get) Scholarships

College is expensive; very expensive. That’s why there are so many scholarships up for grabs. Like most things, it unfortunately takes a lot of hard work to get that sweet, sweet money. Well... that's not always true. There are a few weird and/or relatively easy-to-get scholarships that most students don’t even know about; and the majority of them don’t require good grades or even essays! Click the link to check 'em out.

Oct 29, 2011

These 17 Prank Videos Are Frighteningly Funny

Taking pleasure in other people's pain is about as American as the KFC Double Down. That's why we love to prank, ice, scare, and pretty much do whatever we can to make our friends miserable. Regardless of how great you think your humiliation was of your passed out broseph, these 18 people have you beat. Not only do they straight up own their victims, but they recorded that sh*t for all of us to enjoy. Check out the GOAT after the jump!

Oct 25, 2011

What If Batman and The Joker Were An Old Lesbian Couple?

Batman is one of the most iconic comic book heroes in history and his battles with The Joker have been things of legend. Now, what if Batman and the Joker were an old lesbian couple instead of arch-nemeses? There would be a lot more dildos and batsuits with nipples, that's for d*mn sure. The Joker would trade in his purple suit for a purple suit made of flannel and the batcave would reek of fish even though their aren't any fish to be found in the batcave. Read on for more compelling logic after the jump.

Oct 21, 2011

Ultimate Frat Dude “J-Train” Bros Out At Comic-Con [VIDEO]

Jared Freid is an up-and-coming stand up comedian who I know through a mutual friend that went to Penn State. Anyway, he decided to frat out at the New York Comic-Con, which went down last week (10/13 - 10/16). The place is teeming with nerds, dweebs, and geeks - the perfect setting for a bro-out blowout ex-bro-se... too much? Yeah, too much. We wouldn't mind spending a nice long Fraturday with the dude in the cat costume. Check out the laugh out lewd vid after the jump.