Armbras are cool and all, but we'd prefer handbras hands down. They're just more versatile, the handbra's owner can wiggle, jiggle, squish, mash, and tease to her heart's content. Women like Jessica Burciaga, Jessica-Jane Clement, and Heidi Klum have crafted careers simply by grabbing their own boobs. If they ever get tired we'd be more than willing to lend them a helping hand. Check out our handy gallery of hot handbras after the jump.
The Daily Mail reported that Premiere League (that's soccer) star Jermaine Pennant dumped his fiancee and missed his son's first birthday to be with 25 year old model (and COED favorite) Alice Goodwin. Apparently, the dude has a sorted past, at one point cheating on sexy WAG Amii Grove who then destroyed six figures worth of his designer clothing. He then courted Hollyoaks actress and former Miss COED Jennifer Metcalfe and went back and forth between her and Grove and was even engaged to the model. Dude's doing something right. It'd be wrong of us to deprive you of Alice Goodwin's hottest handbras. Check 'em out along with the other girls he banged then vote in our poll to see who's hottest after the jump
It's a given that we all want to see nude chicks. It's like that scene from 40 Year Old Virgin when they're playing poker and the guys ask Andy what kind of nipples his sex partner had. Are they like Hershey's kisses? Like baby toes? Pencil erasers? Long National Geographic nips? But, sometimes, we have to applaud the models and photographers who give us "nude" pics with all the naughty parts covered. Although that Heidi Montag pictorial in Playboy sucked balls, we think you'll enjoy these cleverly covered nudes. Check 'em out in the photo gallery after the jump.
June 27th is Sunglasses Day, a day in which everyone's encouraged to sport creepers. Sunglasses are a perfect example of fashion meeting function. They shield one's eyes from harmful UV rays and diminish the chances of crow's feet, but they also look pretty bad-ass and can make girls with f***ed up eyes and questionable noses look like supermodels. One could say handbras are just like shades, they shield peepers from seeing nips and they look hot as hell. We salute both in a gallery that's so bright you might have to break out the Ray-Bans. Check it out after the jump.
Jessica-Jane's an English glamour model, actress and TV presenter who's best known for co-hosting a BBC show called, "The Real Hustle" and for posing for Playboy at age 18 (NSFW). She's also appeared in a bunch of music videos and feature films. Now, she's in the latest issue of Loaded magazine with an unbelievably hot pictorial. We're hoping she hops the pond to give us Clementia. Yes, we just made that up and it's trademarked. So, pay up, bitches. Anyway, check out her hottest handbras in our photo gallery after the jump.
What started with Playboy model Shera Bechard and this picture has blossomed and blown up into a regular, recurring Twitterrific feature in which hot chicks post their most provocative pics under the #FriskyFriday hashtag! You could go aimlessly searching through Twitter for these risqué pics or you could just sit back and enjoy the hottest, hand-picked handbras in the photo gallery after the jump.
You meet a girl, you hit it off, and it gets sexual QUICK. Before you know it, you're sexting like crazy. She says she's taking a shower, you tell her to take a pic and send it. Some guys are eerily successful in their attempts to get chicks to send them nude or topless candids while others are forced to make the first move and send c*ck shots to entice reciprocation. If you're more Brett Favre than Blake Lively's boyfriend, we've got the photo gallery for you - self shot handbra hotties. Reluctant ladies, take note and send us your best shots to email@example.com. See the pics after the jump.
June 6th is the anniversary of D-Day aka Operation Neptune, which was the day the Allied Forces invaded and won Normandy, France. The operation was the largest amphibious invasion in world history, with over 195,000 Allied personnel in over 5,000 ships involved. If you've ever seen Saving Private Ryan (or even the Robot Chicken spoof of Saving Private Ryan's beach scene), you might have the slightest understanding of the sacrifices made on that day. We salute their efforts with the largest gallery of gigantor boobs to ever invade your eyeballs. Check it out after the jump.
Mondays blow. Hard. You're either at work recovering from Sunday Funday or in school about to take a pop quiz 'because your professor didn't get laid over the weekend. You know it's bad when you're looking forward to hearing Rebecca Black sing. But, we're here to lighten the load, so to speak, with this photo gallery of sexy sideboobs. Nothing too clever or tongue-in-cheek about this feature, we're getting straight to the point. We wouldn't want to hurt that precious brain of yours. Geez, is it Tuesday yet? See the pics after the jump!
The Cannes Film Festival begins today, May 11th. The most COED was ever exposed to the spectacle was when we watched that episode of Entourage where Drama fell in love with that French chick and the Weinstein knockoff bought that POS indie movie Vince was in. This year's fest has most critics buzzing about The Tree of Life, Drive, and Midnight in Paris. To celebrate the 64th edition of Cannes, we bring you a comely photo collection of cans that'll have you screaming "Oui! Oui!" Hey man, the bathroom's that way. Check out the pics after the jump!
Every day we look at a ton of chicks. It gets to the point where one could become desensitized - you know the girl's hot but there's no visceral reaction. Well, along comes Alice Goodwin with her ridiculously hot hand bra and BOOM - our eyes pop, head spins, and all we can say is, "Wow". When you can get a wow out of us, you're probably doing something right. We don't need to tell her how to perfect the hand bra pose, she's got it down pat. She also has one of the sexiest calendars of 2010 and 2011. Check out our gallery of her hottest handbras then head over to ZooToday.com for more Goodwin greatness.
Remember when I posted Jessica Burciaga’s 140 Greatest Hand-Bras of All-Time and called her the Queen of the hand-bra? Well, we just received these eye-popping pictures of busty 20 year old UK Page 3 Idol winner Kelly Hall and it looks like she might give Burciaga a run for her money. After some in-depth analysis of Kelly's form, I've decided to help other models perfect the hand-bra pose with this quick and easy "how to" guide.
We consider ourselves connoisseurs of cupping the boob. Go ahead. Google "Hand Bras". I'll wait. See? 2010 was a helluva year for hand bras. It seemed everyone was getting in on the hot hand bra action from Heidi Klum, Karla Spice, and Vikki Blows to Lucy Pinder, Olivia Munn, and Jenn Favre-Sterger. Considering its popularity Victoria's Secret might want to consider making one. The best part about hand bras, they're really not that hard to unhook, just hold a Louis Vuitton bag over their head.
When it comes to bewbs, we have a tendency do over-do things a bit here at COED (ie. Denise Milani Overdose, Underboob Overdose). The truth is, some things are just so awesome, 20 or 30 pics just ain't gonna cut it. So when we we started pulling together a few pics for a new handbra post, lets just say things got a bit out of 'hand'. We doubt you'll be complaining.
I think we can all agree that it's getting too hot outside to be wearing accessories like underwear around. But what's a modest girl to do when it gets too steamy for her to put on her panties? Why slip on her hand panties of course! It's not only the easiest way to brave the summer heat without getting those pesky underwear tan lines, but it's also the only all-natural lingerie product (besides the hand bra and the more classy helping hand bra) guaranteed to get men in the mood.
It's clinically proven that boobs need to be supported. We're not talking about the kind of support you show every day by checking out posts like the tandem boob press and 100 hottest handbras . No we're talking about bras -- and there's no bra more supportive bra than a hand bra. And there's no friend more supportive than one who is willing to lend her hands to give her a friend a bra.