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  • World Cup 2014 Finals Model Showdown: Argentina vs. Germany Girls

    World Cup 2014 Finals Model Showdown: Argentina vs. Germany

    We couldn’t have asked for a better World Cup 2014 draw between Argentina and Germany–it’s Europe vs Latin America, team play (Germany) vs. a superstar...

  • German Confused By Twerking Will Make You Proud To Be An American [VIDEO] Funny

    German Confused By Twerking Will Make You Proud To Be An American [VIDEO]

    Get with the times you Deutschland Douche. It may look like a seizure of the buttcheeks, but it’s what all the kids are raving about...

  • Watch This German Dude Use A Backhoe To Open A Beer [VIDEO] Funny

    Watch This German Dude Use A Backhoe To Open A Beer [VIDEO]

    We’ve shown you six manly ways to open a beer in the past, but these German guys beat all six...

  • Watch This Guy Fall Into A Bonfire While Doing The Harlem Shake [VIDEO]

    Watch This Guy Fall Into A Bonfire While Doing The Harlem Shake [VIDEO]

    At this point, most of us want this to happen to anyone who does a Harlem Shake video...

  • Proof That A Frozen Pool Can Be Just As Much Fun As A Normal Pool [VIDEO]

    Proof That A Frozen Pool Can Be Just As Much Fun As A Normal Pool [VIDEO]

    Assuming you find "fun" in watching a German idiot injure himself. Which I think is something pretty much everyone finds fun. Especially the French.

  • Who Knew Chugging Beer At An Oktoberfest Event Could Be The Thrill Of A Lifetime [VIDEO] News-ish

    Who Knew Chugging Beer At An Oktoberfest Event Could Be The Thrill Of A Lifetime [VIDEO]

    I wonder if this guy is actually a college lacrosse player? If so, this is probably the largest amount of people he's ever had cheering for him.

  • Colossal Cleavage Collection: Oktoberfest 2012 Edition [114 PHOTOS] Girls

    Colossal Cleavage Collection: Oktoberfest 2012 Edition [114 PHOTOS]

    Oktoberfest is set to begin this Saturday in Munich, what many would call the capital of the 16-day drinking extravaganza. During this time, Germany celebrates...

  • Lauren German [See Her Tonight on HAWAII FIVE-0] See Her Tonight

    Lauren German [See Her Tonight on HAWAII FIVE-0]

    21 pics + lesbian video! It seemed that Hawaii Five-0 got off to a good start last season by bringing in Lauren German as Officer Lori Weston--who was your typically hot former FBI agent turned Homeland Security officer. For some reason, though, Officer Lori was really hated by the Five-0 fans. We've got hot pics to prove that Lauren is lovable, though--along with video of her lesbian love for Amy Adams in the 2005 indie Standing Still!

  • Toni Garrn is The New Victoria’s Secret Angel [37 PHOTOS] Girls

    Toni Garrn is The New Victoria’s Secret Angel [37 PHOTOS]

    Toni Garrn, the new Victoria’s Secret angel, got her wings on April 13th. We take it as a personal failure to you that we’ve never...

  • German Goes All Jerry Seinfeld On Daddy Long Legs Spider [VIDEO] WTF

    German Goes All Jerry Seinfeld On Daddy Long Legs Spider [VIDEO]

    If this guy didn't sound like an evil German doctor, I would swear that I'm listening to an old Jerry Seinfeld bit. He goes off on the fact that the Daddy Long Legs spider is the most absurd insect in the whole field of entomology. "Do you even have a thorax or maybe an abdomen?" "It is like a Q-Tip head." This guy could do a bit on just about anything and it would be funny because of his creepy accent. "What is this with Daddy Long Legs?" is the new hotness. Check out the video you'll be replaying for the next hour after the jump.

  • The Beers of Fall Culture

    The Beers of Fall

    The leaves are slowly beginning to change, and so are the seasonal beers, switching from wheat and fruit inspired brews into darker, warmer flavors. Whether it's a pumpkin ale, Oktoberfest, or brown ale, there's more than enough exciting choices to browse on your next visit to the liquor store. The end of summer might be a bummer, but any of these brews are sure to help you forget about bikinis and beaches.

  • The 6 Essential Beers of Summer Culture

    The 6 Essential Beers of Summer

    It's that time of year again! Following the release of a number of brilliant spring beers, a wonderful array of summer seasonals are next up to satisfy everyone’s anxious palates. Featuring new releases from Southern Tier, Sierra Nevada, Lagunitas, and Bell's, you're going to be busy sampling and searching for a favorite. From California to New York, all of the top breweries have something fascinating and exciting to try.

  • 10 Drugs Not to Take Before Driving [Video] Funny

    10 Drugs Not to Take Before Driving [Video]

    Everybody knows that drinking and driving is bad. But what other substances don't mix well with operating a 3000-pound vehicle at 60 MPH? Rather than making you try them all out yourself, this German dude has put together this little video to illustrate the 10 drugs not to take before driving.

  • Nicola Mar is Today’s Daily Snapshot Girls

    Nicola Mar is Today’s Daily Snapshot

    Today's an exciting day, people. No, the economic crisis isn't over, and the new iPhone doesn't even come out until next week. It's exciting because Victoria's Secret has a new model! Meet bangin' brunette super-hottie Nicola Mar, originally from the Carribean island of St. Maarten. We don't yet know a ton about lovely lady, but something tells us we will...

  • Nicola Mar [Gallery] Girls

    Nicola Mar [Gallery]

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  • Eurovision Host Grabs Boob, Gets Slapped [Video] TV

    Eurovision Host Grabs Boob, Gets Slapped [Video]

    This German Eurovision host thought it would be a good idea to talk about his co-hosts 'points' and then give them a grab. But I bet he didn't think he would be getting the sh*t slapped out of him on live TV, in front of all of Europe. Awkwaaaarrrrrrrdd...

  • Mmmm…Bacon iPhone Case Entertainment

    Mmmm…Bacon iPhone Case

    So I just got an iPhone yesterday and it’s already been an enormous time-waster/pain in the ass. I think I got the pain in the...

  • German Pimp Slap Funny

    German Pimp Slap

    We don’t know what he saying, since this old school pimp is speaking German. But we’re guessing it’s something along the lines of “And this...

  • The Daily Shocker: Girls Don’t Have Balls News-ish

    The Daily Shocker: Girls Don’t Have Balls

    South Park, our guiding light, recently revealed that yes, girls don’t have balls. Why the writer’s strike may screw us all – and how to...

  • Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk? News-ish

    Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk?

    The crotch wars have officially begun… First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a...