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Jul 11, 2014Girls
World Cup 2014 Finals Model Showdown: Argentina vs. Germany

World Cup 2014 Finals Model Showdown: Argentina vs. Germany

We couldn’t have asked for a better World Cup 2014 draw between Argentina and Germany–it’s Europe vs Latin America, team...

Jul 4, 2013Funny
German Confused By Twerking Will Make You Proud To Be An American [VIDEO]

German Confused By Twerking Will Make You Proud To Be An American [VIDEO]

Get with the times you Deutschland Douche. It may look like a seizure of the buttcheeks, but it’s what all...

May 5, 2013Funny
Watch This German Dude Use A Backhoe To Open A Beer [VIDEO]

Watch This German Dude Use A Backhoe To Open A Beer [VIDEO]

We’ve shown you six manly ways to open a beer in the past, but these German guys beat all six...

Apr 27, 2013
Watch This Guy Fall Into A Bonfire While Doing The Harlem Shake [VIDEO]

Watch This Guy Fall Into A Bonfire While Doing The Harlem Shake [VIDEO]

At this point, most of us want this to happen to anyone who does a Harlem Shake video...

Oct 17, 2012
Proof That A Frozen Pool Can Be Just As Much Fun As A Normal Pool [VIDEO]

Proof That A Frozen Pool Can Be Just As Much Fun As A Normal Pool [VIDEO]

Assuming you find "fun" in watching a German idiot injure himself. Which I think is something pretty much everyone finds fun. Especially the French.

Oct 1, 2012News
Who Knew Chugging Beer At An Oktoberfest Event Could Be The Thrill Of A Lifetime [VIDEO]

Who Knew Chugging Beer At An Oktoberfest Event Could Be The Thrill Of A Lifetime [VIDEO]

I wonder if this guy is actually a college lacrosse player? If so, this is probably the largest amount of people he's ever had cheering for him.

Sep 21, 2012Girls
Colossal Cleavage Collection: Oktoberfest 2012 Edition [114 PHOTOS]

Colossal Cleavage Collection: Oktoberfest 2012 Edition [114 PHOTOS]

Oktoberfest is set to begin this Saturday in Munich, what many would call the capital of the 16-day drinking extravaganza....

Jul 2, 2012Girls
Lauren German [See Her Tonight on HAWAII FIVE-0]

Lauren German [See Her Tonight on HAWAII FIVE-0]

21 pics + lesbian video! It seemed that Hawaii Five-0 got off to a good start last season by bringing in Lauren German as Officer Lori Weston--who was your typically hot former FBI agent turned Homeland Security officer. For some reason, though, Officer Lori was really hated by the Five-0 fans. We've got hot pics to prove that Lauren is lovable, though--along with video of her lesbian love for Amy Adams in the 2005 indie Standing Still!

Apr 13, 2012Girls
Toni Garrn is The New Victoria’s Secret Angel [37 PHOTOS]

Toni Garrn is The New Victoria’s Secret Angel [37 PHOTOS]

Toni Garrn, the new Victoria’s Secret angel, got her wings on April 13th. We take it as a personal failure...

Sep 22, 2011WTF
German Goes All Jerry Seinfeld On Daddy Long Legs Spider [VIDEO]

German Goes All Jerry Seinfeld On Daddy Long Legs Spider [VIDEO]

If this guy didn't sound like an evil German doctor, I would swear that I'm listening to an old Jerry Seinfeld bit. He goes off on the fact that the Daddy Long Legs spider is the most absurd insect in the whole field of entomology. "Do you even have a thorax or maybe an abdomen?" "It is like a Q-Tip head." This guy could do a bit on just about anything and it would be funny because of his creepy accent. "What is this with Daddy Long Legs?" is the new hotness. Check out the video you'll be replaying for the next hour after the jump.

Sep 10, 2010Culture
The Beers of Fall

The Beers of Fall

The leaves are slowly beginning to change, and so are the seasonal beers, switching from wheat and fruit inspired brews into darker, warmer flavors. Whether it's a pumpkin ale, Oktoberfest, or brown ale, there's more than enough exciting choices to browse on your next visit to the liquor store. The end of summer might be a bummer, but any of these brews are sure to help you forget about bikinis and beaches.

Jun 22, 2010Culture
The 6 Essential Beers of Summer

The 6 Essential Beers of Summer

It's that time of year again! Following the release of a number of brilliant spring beers, a wonderful array of summer seasonals are next up to satisfy everyone’s anxious palates. Featuring new releases from Southern Tier, Sierra Nevada, Lagunitas, and Bell's, you're going to be busy sampling and searching for a favorite. From California to New York, all of the top breweries have something fascinating and exciting to try.

Aug 13, 2009Funny
10 Drugs Not to Take Before Driving [Video]

10 Drugs Not to Take Before Driving [Video]

Everybody knows that drinking and driving is bad. But what other substances don't mix well with operating a 3000-pound vehicle at 60 MPH? Rather than making you try them all out yourself, this German dude has put together this little video to illustrate the 10 drugs not to take before driving.

Jun 9, 2009Girls
Nicola Mar is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Nicola Mar is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Today's an exciting day, people. No, the economic crisis isn't over, and the new iPhone doesn't even come out until next week. It's exciting because Victoria's Secret has a new model! Meet bangin' brunette super-hottie Nicola Mar, originally from the Carribean island of St. Maarten. We don't yet know a ton about lovely lady, but something tells us we will...

Feb 17, 2009TV
Eurovision Host Grabs Boob, Gets Slapped [Video]

Eurovision Host Grabs Boob, Gets Slapped [Video]

This German Eurovision host thought it would be a good idea to talk about his co-hosts 'points' and then give them a grab. But I bet he didn't think he would be getting the sh*t slapped out of him on live TV, in front of all of Europe. Awkwaaaarrrrrrrdd...

Nov 15, 2008Entertainment
Mmmm…Bacon iPhone Case

Mmmm…Bacon iPhone Case

So I just got an iPhone yesterday and it’s already been an enormous time-waster/pain in the ass. I think I...

Oct 15, 2008Funny
German Pimp Slap

German Pimp Slap

We don’t know what he saying, since this old school pimp is speaking German. But we’re guessing it’s something along...

Nov 15, 2007News
The Daily Shocker: Girls Don’t Have Balls

The Daily Shocker: Girls Don’t Have Balls

South Park, our guiding light, recently revealed that yes, girls don’t have balls. Why the writer’s strike may screw us...

Oct 10, 2007News
Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk?

Wanna Smell Like a Man’s Junk?

The crotch wars have officially begun… First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted...