Are These The Coolest Toddlers Of All Time? [VIDEO]

Dear lord, either these kids will grow up to be the most badass rock stars the world has ever known, or they’ll kill…

Charlie | March 3, 2013 12:00 pm | 1 Comment

Dennis Rodman Wrote A Children’s Book For Parents Who Want To Warp Their Kids’ Minds For Life

Does your child have a thirst for reading that few children possess? Do they love to devour books the way that some childr…

Danny Gallagher | January 31, 2013 3:25 pm

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Here Are 5 Children Who Just Popped A Molly And Are Sweating… WOO [VIDEO]

Often times I have to turn to my younger cousins to keep me “in the know.” So when they told me that taking Mol…

Wyatt | January 3, 2013 10:30 am

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Yes, This Mastery Level Boob Circle Photobomb Happened [50 PHOTOS]

The proof is in the pudding–kids are sneaky f*ckers. First off, how did this young gun get into a place where girls…

J Bryant | September 20, 2012 11:04 am

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40 Reasons To Not Be A Proud Penn Stater [GALLERY]

It’s now no longer a surprise anytime that a Penn State alumni, faculty member, or student comes to the defense of…

Wyatt | July 18, 2012 3:15 pm | 1 Comment

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Drunk Baby: 40 Charming Pics of Li’l Boozers!

There’s nothing quite as cute as a little baby–especially when he (or she) is hammering down some quality…

COED Staff | June 27, 2012 4:00 pm | 1 Comment

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Hilarious and Non-Lethal Photos Of Kids Fighting [28 PHOTOS]

Kids are going to try to solve their problems on their own; that’s just a part of growing up. Sometimes, though, th…

Jaron | May 31, 2012 2:25 pm | 2 Comments

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The 29 Sexiest Sports Star Spawn [PHOTOS]

Athletes marry three types of women: other athletes, high school sweethearts, or really hot women. That’s just…

J Bryant | May 29, 2012 5:31 pm | 56 Comments

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Hooters Make Kids Happy [58 PHOTOS]

Hooters really sells itself short when it describes itself as “a neighborhood place, not a typical family resta…

COED Staff | January 30, 2012 2:20 pm

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108 Parenting FAILs for Child Safety & Protection Month [PHOTOS]

November is Child Safety & Protection Month. I’m constantly amazed at how many straight awful parents there are out there. It leads me to think we should definitely have a test you should pass to have kids. You have to take a test to drive a 3,000 lb weapon that could potentially kill others, and adopting parents have to pass all kinds of tests to take on a kid, so why not birth parents. Yeah, it’s totally sci-fi totalitarianism but I don’t care. I don’t want to see any more of what you’re about to see in our humongous gallery of parenting fails.

Neal - Johns Hopkins | November 4, 2011 5:15 pm

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Little Boy Tries to Keep Pimp Hand Strong, Doesn’t Want Marriage [VIDEO]

I feel like this is the second commercial to that bogus ‘Hail to the V’ series for Summer’s Eve. It shows what happens after those fights. Here’s what probably happened: after this boy kicked the other neighborhood sh*t out of the sandbox, he won this girl (just like in the commercial). Now she’s getting it all confused, thinking he wants marriage. Nope, he just wanted some of that cootie-free “V” and becomes visibly upset about the confusion. Check out the hilarious argument below!

Wyatt | July 25, 2011 9:30 am

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10 Jobs You Don’t Want After College

So, you just graduated with your major — now what? Grad school? Professional school? Joining the work force? In honor of the recession and new grads having a hard time finding jobs that relate to their specific field, here is a list of ten jobs you definitely won’t want after college — especially if you majored in the following.

Charlsie N. | August 30, 2010 3:00 pm

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Dude Scares the Crap Out of Kids

I like kids and all, but anytime somebody comes up with a plan to scare the ever-living crap out of them, I’m all for it. And so is this dude, who covers his entire body in seaweed and then leaps out when the children come over to investigate what the hell that giant pile of seaweed is. Something tells me they’re all wishing they still wore diapers.

Andrew - Hunter College | April 7, 2009 9:30 am

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How To Hurt Children

Once you’re an adult, Christmas pretty much just becomes a time to give kids a bunch of crap they probably don’t need. So once you’re done thoroughly spoiling them this holiday season, it’s time to teach the little buggers a lesson. Now, hurting a kid is not as easy as you might think…

harmonleon | December 24, 2008 1:30 pm