Whether or not you know it yet, you’re going to wish your Spring Break destination has what Lake Havasu has: an old, leathery man named “Uncle Charlie” who wears a banana hammock and takes photos with people.
I know–it sounds weird, right? Like, how have more old dudes not taken up the torch? Literally countless somewhat attractive women come up to Uncle Charlie and take photos with him. It’s only creepy if you’re 30 and hanging out with college chicks. Once you reach 80, it’s totally cool.
If you’re heading to Lake Havasu, we need photos of Uncle Charlie and we need them now.
