Jan 18, 2012

When Drunk Girls Try To Look Sexy [43 PHOTOS]

We have an article coming up in our He Said / She Said series that examines stereotypes men have about...

Oct 15, 2011

Ghouls Gone Too Wild [24 PHOTOS]

No one looks good the morning after a long night of partying, especially when you're still wearing the sperm costume you thought for sure would get you laid. Girls face this same problem - in fact, their hangover is almost inevitable because they have to get sloshed enough to wear that outfit they've been planning for all month. Stack that level of pre-gaming on top of one of the biggest nights out, you know you're in for a rough morning. Girls looking hungover in a tight little number is unattractive, girls looking like a hung over 'grenade' GI Joe camouflage suit is downright hilarious. Check out these hungover ghouls who had a few too many treats the night before... after the jump.

Sep 20, 2011

You Played Hard… Your Friends ‘Worked’ You Harder [34 PHOTOS]

Back in early April, we told you that Workaholics is the funniest show on TV. That was before the first season even aired. Now, it seems every broham and his brother are quoting it. Adam, Anders, and Blake are professional time-killers whose telemarketing skills are unparalleled. With the second season set to premiere on September 20th, we thought we'd take a look at some guys working hard on shaming dudes who've played too hard with our photo gallery of drunken shamings. Check it out along with a sneak peek of Season 2 after the jump.

How To Be The Last Man Standing In A Drink-a-thon

You've probably heard the expression it's a marathon, not a sprint. Never has an expression held truer than when embarking on a long day (or night) of drinking. There are several reasons why you should pace yourself. A) When all other dudes drop like flies, you'll be the guy girls go to to get off. B) You get to billboard the sh*t out of everyone else - let your inner artist fly. C) Bragging rights. So, if any or all of those things appeal to you then you need to read on...after the jump.

Sep 3, 2011

Hot Girls Hugging and Kissing on Hug Holiday Day [158 PHOTOS]

June 29th is Hug Holiday Day, a day created by "Hugs for Health Foundation" on the premise that "hugs... are vital components to the overall senior care plan". We believe they're a vital component to gettin' your bone on. We're not really huggers here at COED, but we strongly encourage girl-on-girl hugging. It can only lead to good things. See what we mean after the jump.

Jun 29, 2011

5 Telltale Signs It’s Time to Call it a Night

The week's finally drawing to a close and you're stoked to blow off some steam. It’s time to get wasted. Whether you plan on closing down the bar or staying up until sunrise is irrelevant. Your only priority will be to hook up with that thing at the bar which may or may not have a vagina. But you can't do that if you're fall down, pass out, belligerent, sloppy sh*tfaced. Use the remaining brain cells you have to focus on these five red flags warning you to call it a night. Check out our list after the jump!

Jun 2, 2011

Apr 13, 2011

The 5 Definitive Types Of Drunks

Drunk people are fun: they can't walk in a straight line and they have trouble saying "no." And if your buddy is completely hammered, you can get him to do things he wouldn't normally do sober, like pick up a fat girl (both literally and in the 'porking' sense) or try to learn how to fly. While there are many benefits to being drunk, there's a dark underbelly that accompanies alcohol as well. For those of us who don't know our boundaries, we can end up with vomit all over our shirts, passed out naked on a park bench or handcuffed in the back of a paddy wagon. So what kind of drunk are you? Are you a crybaby, annoying or just a raving lunatic? Find out after the jump!

Nov 8, 2010

15 Best Songs About Getting F***ed Up

We all have our favorite songs to listen to while we put ourselves under the influence while we're out on the town. What is better than that, is when those songs are actually about getting messed up. It's the ever-impressive double whammy. These are the top fifteen songs from that category.

Oct 9, 2009

Girls Gone TOO Wild [Drunk Photos]

Never in a million years would we claim partying is a bad thing. (We leave nonsense like that for the therapists.) But we will say that there comes a point in the night when you need to put down the bottle, and get your drunk ass home - or at least to some place where you can pass out in peace. We've all seen plenty of pictures of the shame brought upon too-drunk guys, but now it's the too-drunk girls' turn to feel the wrath of Internet stardom.

Aug 10, 2009

White People Dancing at Music Festivals [Videos]

After attending the Lollapalooza festival in Chicago this weekend, we became acutely aware of a sad fact: white people should not dance at festivals. Period. Maybe it's the drugs, maybe it's just the whiteness, but there's just something sad about seeing people make fools of themselves in public. Just take a gander at these 10 flailing festival-a**clowns, and you'll see exactly what we're talking about.

Jul 2, 2008

Get Wild Abroad: The Best Party Hostels On Earth

So you booked a $225 plane ticket to Europe with ZoomAir, obtained your passport, read our guide on how to...

Dec 11, 2007

Slutty, Wasted Girl in Bathroom Teaches Us Not to Drink and Drive

Drinking too much is bad. Urging people to drink safely and stay away from their car after a few beers...

Dec 3, 2007

Experience Total Relaxation When Urinating with the Toilet Headrest

It’s high-time at the local bar you’re attending. You’ve been pounding beers all night and have called on the almighty...

Sep 1, 2007

CO-ED Reset: Reasons Not to Get College Drunk After College.

I ooze class when I’m wasted. And Saturday, class was just coming out of my pores. I went up to...