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Aug 21, 2012

Drunken Athletes Behaving Badly [94 PHOTOS]

It might be the NFL’s preseason, but you know that the sports world is slow on news when the biggest...

Jan 18, 2012

When Drunk Girls Try To Look Sexy [43 PHOTOS]

We have an article coming up in our He Said / She Said series that examines stereotypes men have about...

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Dec 8, 2011

The Most Infamous Drunk Babies Caught On Camera [VIDEOS, PHOTOS]

Babies are cute. We all laugh at their confusion — because they’re learning, making mistakes, and can’t sit upright. Almost sounds like your best bud when he gets wasted. So, you can imagine the amusement when you combine those two powerful forces. Imagine no more! Check out the most infamous drunk babies caught on tape along with a mega gallery of drunk baby pics.

Nov 23, 2011

Blackout Wednesday Brings Out The Weirdness [40 PHOTOS]

While nerds get amped for Black Friday or Cyber Monday, we're pumped about Thanksgiving Eve aka Blackout Wednesday. For poor-ass college kids and young pros, this is the biggest night of the year. Seriously, New Year's Eve and St. Patrick's Day are for the birds and n00bz. Why? Because A) you get to hit on your high school crush B) reconnect with detention buddies C) numb the sting from haunting high school memories D) show off your newfound tolerance and E) nurse your hanogver the next day with the best combo ever - football and feasting. See what your future holds with 40 WTF photos of blacked out babes and wasted dudes after the "time travel" jump.

Nov 7, 2011

The 20 Best Beer Chuggers On The Internet [VIDEOS]

I'm not really skilled in many areas of life, but I take pride in my ability to smoke beers. Though my chugging prowess is admirable, in no way can I even come close to touching the dudes in these videos. I had a fraternity brother who's 6'4" 300 lbs and the guy basically inhaled brews. I have another buddy who downed 6 drafts in 20 seconds. I'd like to think they'd be able to compete with some of the world's fastest beer chuggers. If you think these are bullsh*t, send us your fastest chug to editor@teamcoed.com. Excuse me while I watch Beerfest for the ten millionth time. Check out videos of the best beer chuggers on the web after the jump.

Oct 15, 2011

Ghouls Gone Too Wild [24 PHOTOS]

No one looks good the morning after a long night of partying, especially when you're still wearing the sperm costume you thought for sure would get you laid. Girls face this same problem - in fact, their hangover is almost inevitable because they have to get sloshed enough to wear that outfit they've been planning for all month. Stack that level of pre-gaming on top of one of the biggest nights out, you know you're in for a rough morning. Girls looking hungover in a tight little number is unattractive, girls looking like a hung over 'grenade' GI Joe camouflage suit is downright hilarious. Check out these hungover ghouls who had a few too many treats the night before... after the jump.

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Sep 20, 2011

You Played Hard… Your Friends ‘Worked’ You Harder [34 PHOTOS]

Back in early April, we told you that Workaholics is the funniest show on TV. That was before the first season even aired. Now, it seems every broham and his brother are quoting it. Adam, Anders, and Blake are professional time-killers whose telemarketing skills are unparalleled. With the second season set to premiere on September 20th, we thought we'd take a look at some guys working hard on shaming dudes who've played too hard with our photo gallery of drunken shamings. Check it out along with a sneak peek of Season 2 after the jump.

Drink Like A Champion Today: Athletes Getting Crunk’d [67 PHOTOS]

It should come as no surprise that professional athletes party pretty hard - they're constantly under pressure, make serious bank, and have a roster of hunnies at their disposal. Coaches often talk about how champions are developed off the field. Sure, they're probably referring to early morning work-outs and film study, but these guys are bringing their A-Game to the bar and the club. I guess they just can't turn it off. Check out the hilarious gallery of your favorite athletes getting trashed below!

Sep 18, 2011

Drunk College Girls Behaving Badly [110 PHOTOS]

With college back in session for the majority of schools across the country, Facebook's photo uploads should be getting a whole lot spicier. Freshman girls who can't handle themselves when drunk will choose to 'handle' other girls. To give you a preview of the awesomeness to come in the first full month of parent-less parties on campuses nationwide, we've put together this gallery of hot college chicks living out every man's fantasy getting wasted and wild. Check it out after the jump.

Sep 6, 2011

How To Be The Last Man Standing In A Drink-a-thon

You've probably heard the expression it's a marathon, not a sprint. Never has an expression held truer than when embarking on a long day (or night) of drinking. There are several reasons why you should pace yourself. A) When all other dudes drop like flies, you'll be the guy girls go to to get off. B) You get to billboard the sh*t out of everyone else - let your inner artist fly. C) Bragging rights. So, if any or all of those things appeal to you then you need to read on...after the jump.

Sep 3, 2011

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Aug 25, 2011

The 15 Funniest & Freakiest Photos On Wastebook, The Wasted Facebook

Cameras can either be a godsend or a curse when you're drinking. Sometimes it helps you to remember what (or who) you did when you blacked out the night before. Other times, it serves as a cold, harsh reality check reminding you that you should probably take it easy on the jager bombs and upside down margaritas. Back when Facebook was in its infancy, it was a free for all for uploading and sharing epic drunk pics. Luckily, Wastebook came along to "preserve" these mammoth moments before the huge walls of strict privacy settings came along. We've sifted through Wastebook's archives to present you with the 15 funniest and freakiest pics. Check 'em out after the jump.

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Aug 13, 2011

120 Busty and Booty-ful Beer Pong Distractions

Missing shots in beer pong sucks, especially when the other team is trying to distract you. The pain is dulled slightly, however, when the 'distraction' is a different kind of rack standing across from you. There's a complete conflict of interest. Yes, you want to see their cleavage that they're showing you, but you also want to make that cup. The fact that you even thought about boobs means you're off my game and the enemy has already won. Well, you're not playing pong now - so feel free to stare as long as you want. Check out 120 girls trying to distract you after the jump!

Jul 14, 2011

French Girls French Kissing For Bastile Day [158 PHOTOS]

Forget all the corny French jokes and croissant puns, because France has given us a lot more than mimes. Not...

Jun 29, 2011

Hot Girls Hugging and Kissing on Hug Holiday Day [158 PHOTOS]

June 29th is Hug Holiday Day, a day created by "Hugs for Health Foundation" on the premise that "hugs... are vital components to the overall senior care plan". We believe they're a vital component to gettin' your bone on. We're not really huggers here at COED, but we strongly encourage girl-on-girl hugging. It can only lead to good things. See what we mean after the jump.

Jun 28, 2011

Dr. Who’s Karen Gillan Found Naked in New York Hotel Hallway [18 PHOTOS]

As we stated last night in "Wrap It Up", Doctor Who cast member Karen Gillan was found naked and whimpering in the hallway of a New York City hotel over the weekend. Those redheads sure know how to party. We'd never heard of Karen before yesterday, but we're hoping to see much more of her in the future. You can see more of her now with our photo gallery featuring the gorgeous girl that's sure to make YOU whimper. Put your clothes back on and check out the pics after the jump.

Jun 2, 2011

5 Telltale Signs It’s Time to Call it a Night

The week's finally drawing to a close and you're stoked to blow off some steam. It’s time to get wasted. Whether you plan on closing down the bar or staying up until sunrise is irrelevant. Your only priority will be to hook up with that thing at the bar which may or may not have a vagina. But you can't do that if you're fall down, pass out, belligerent, sloppy sh*tfaced. Use the remaining brain cells you have to focus on these five red flags warning you to call it a night. Check out our list after the jump!

May 27, 2011

Funniest Tape Face Photos for Cellophane Day [42 PICS]

I'm 100% against shaming people when they pass out drunk (mostly because I'm the one who passes out first) but tonight I would be okay with tape-facing. Why? Because today is Cellophane Tape Day! Today, 81 years ago, Richard Gurley Drew patented the adhesive tape we now know as Scotch Tape. It has many wonderful uses, the best of which involves faces. As a child, I'm sure you taped your nose up to look like a pig. Now that we're older children, we tape our drunk friends' faces to make them look like The Elephant Man's love child. Enjoy the best of the best after the jump!

May 20, 2011

Drunken Freakness at Preakness 2011 [87 PHOTOS and VIDEOS]

Leave the horse racing and hot girls in big hats to the Kentucky Derby because Preakness is all about getting completely hammered. We've rounded up drunk pictures so incriminating that you'll be amazed that they even got put online. And if you think these are bad, just wait until this year. All it takes is $40 to get in, $20 to get access to an open bar all day, and $1000 to get a hearse to bring you home.

May 12, 2011

Passed Out Party Animals For Fatigue Syndrome Day [47 PICS]

May 12th is National Fatigue Syndrome Day! Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is actually a disorder where you always feel tired or fatigued. Sure, it might be mono, but we all know you haven't hooked up in a long, long time. So, how should you celebrate today? You could take a nap, a siesta, use a vacation / sick / personal day, or try to stay awake long enough to check out these pics of party animals passed out after the jump. We're pooped just typing this. Time to get back to that dream we were having about Kate Upton.

Apr 13, 2011

The 5 Definitive Types Of Drunks

Drunk people are fun: they can't walk in a straight line and they have trouble saying "no." And if your buddy is completely hammered, you can get him to do things he wouldn't normally do sober, like pick up a fat girl (both literally and in the 'porking' sense) or try to learn how to fly. While there are many benefits to being drunk, there's a dark underbelly that accompanies alcohol as well. For those of us who don't know our boundaries, we can end up with vomit all over our shirts, passed out naked on a park bench or handcuffed in the back of a paddy wagon. So what kind of drunk are you? Are you a crybaby, annoying or just a raving lunatic? Find out after the jump!

Apr 7, 2011

Now That’s How You Drink a Beer!!! [46 PHOTOS]

April 6th is New Beer’s Eve with April 7th being National Beer Day, both unofficial holidays in the United States....

Mar 31, 2011

Crazy Old Man Led Zeppelin Dance [VIDEO]

Look at this hard rockin' geriatric bust a move! While most senior citizens are sitting around complaining about gout or a nasty case of gallstones, this guy's kicking those things to the curb and getting down to some Led Zeppelin tunes, even if they happen to be sung by a cover band. And for an old man that's clearly inebriated, you really have to give him credit for not stumbling around, falling flat on his ass. It's a real shame that Led Zeppelin won't be doing anymore reunion tours because this old guy would make for one sick opening act! But it makes you wonder, if grandpa is this cool, how awesome is the rest of the family? See this video for yourself!

Mar 18, 2011

Dead Leprechaun Spotted On NYC Rooftop [EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS]

Drinking's awesome. Hangovers aren't. Are hangovers worth it? Considering everyone continues to drink I'd say yes. But, people take drinking to a whole 'nother level on St. Patrick's Day. We lose wallets, keys, cameras, our minds, and our pride. Some even lose THEIR LIVES. Just ask the leprechaun on this rooftop. Well, you won't get an answer out of him because he recently kicked the bucket of gold. Okay, so maybe he's not dead but if he isn't that's one helluva nap. The mini-hotel must've been booked. See the pics after the jump!

Mar 16, 2011

The 10 Best Drunks on Television [POLL]

Well, folks, it looks like Drunk Christmas is almost upon us - and by that we mean St. Patrick's Day! With the smell of finely brewed ale, vomit and dead leprechaun soon to fill the air, we at COED got to thinking about TV characters that drove us to drink in the first place; the figures we'd most like to knock back a few brewskis with. Whether they're animated or not, these lads and lasses could probably drink us under the table any day of the week and we wouldn't mind in the least!

Mar 9, 2011

Study Confirms That Drinking Provides Same Benefits as Yoga [9 PHOTOS]

You know those chain emails that never seem to die? Whether it's the video of the girlfriend who didn't realize her boyfriend went on vacation or the e*** email response from the dude whose girlfriend cheated on him and BCC'd 100 people, good chain emails have the ability to do a full circle and make you laugh just as hard as the first time you read them. That's the case with this chain email that found its way back to our inbox. While some people give up drinking for Lent to get healthier, they might want to change their mind after reading this article.

Feb 11, 2011

Drunk Or Child? You Decide At DrunkorChild.com

Have you ever eaten cat food from the fridge? How about pooped your pants on your doorstep? Well, if you have, you were most likely a child... or hammered drunk. Drunk or Child is undoubtedly this year's hottest mini-blog experience. Only a brain fart in December, the infant site has reached 119 countries, and 6 continents -- including Cairo, Egypt. Read more about this new hilarious site after the jump!

Jan 25, 2011

56 Extreme Drunken Shamings [Photos]

Getting hammered is super duper fun neato, gang. You get to steal cop cars, hook up with girls out of your league, and take multiple punches to the dome without feeling anything. However, the most crucial portion of a drunken night is the ending. It separates the men from the boys. Those who can keep their composure and last longer will reap the benefits. Those who pass out in front of everyone... well, they're free game. Last year we brought you the Most Shameful Drunken Shamings. Today, we present the most EXTREME Drunken Shamings. See the pics after the jump!

Jan 11, 2011

42 Freakin’ Funny Tape Face Photos

The invention of clear adhesive tape was a wondrous thing. Whether you are posting flyers, repairing torn dollar bills, adhering toothpick swords to your G.I. Joe's, or fashioning a life-size sculpture of a giraffe, this product will serve your needs with great effectiveness. But, by far, the most entertaining use for this tape is to wrap it around your face (or the face of your blackout drunk buddy.) It's ability to hold your skin in it's utterly mangled expression is unparalleled. Why did 3M never run with these pictures on their billboards?

Jan 4, 2011

Beautiful Beer Pong Distractions [126 Photos]

The World Series of Beer Pong comes to a close tomorrow night in Las Vegas. If you’re unfamiliar with the...

Dec 29, 2010

Drunk Girls Kissing: New Year’s Eve Edition

Lot of people see New Year’s Eve as “Amateur Hour”, a night when novice drinkers get over-served and wild out,...

Dec 1, 2010

The Funniest Interviews With Wasted Celebrities (VIDEO)

For most of the population, showing up completely blitzed to work or school is usually completely out of the question. However, for some celebrities appearing on national television in a state even Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan would find comical is still part of the everyday playbook. Whether they’re personally out of control, or just couldn’t care less, interviews with these celebrities under the influence is some of the better guilty pleasure entertainment out there.

Nov 8, 2010

15 Best Songs About Getting F***ed Up

We all have our favorite songs to listen to while we put ourselves under the influence while we're out on the town. What is better than that, is when those songs are actually about getting messed up. It's the ever-impressive double whammy. These are the top fifteen songs from that category.

Oct 4, 2010

Girls Gone TOO Wild: 2010 Halloween Edition [PICS]

As we've seen before, there's wild and then there's too wild. You know, that point in the night when you've had so much to drink, you can't even stay awake long enough to get home. Well, with Halloween coming up this weekend, we thought we'd do a special edition to help celebrate the holiday. Without further adieu, here is Girls Gone Too Wild: Halloween Edition.

Sep 16, 2010

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Season 6 Premieres Tonight!

Ever sit around with your friends at a bar and think your racist / misogynistic / politically incorrect banter would make for good television? Well, while you're trying to decipher the TV show ideas you wrote on the napkin you left in your now laundered jeans, you can live vicariously through the crew of the hilarious show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". The sixth season is set to premiere tonight (9/16) on FX and since each fan likes to peg a member of their own crew as someone in the Paddy's Crew (face it, we all have a useless chick), let's look at best and, for lack of a better term, brightest moments from each character. Let's ride, bitches!

Aug 31, 2010

Beer Pong Distractions: Boobs and Booty

Everyone knows girls suck at all and every sport. But they do every have a secret strategy when it comes to dominating the beer pong table. Their bodies. They'll use them in a variety of ways (motorboating what what) just to cause a distraction. No guy is safe from messing up once two girls start kissing. Still think you wouldn't be distracted? Even Vinny Catizone couldn't focus with these busty babes in his face.

Aug 12, 2010

5 Signs It’s Time to Take Yourself Home

We've all been there. One of your friends is insisting on taking one more shot, which will probably be followed by another beer, followed by a quick game of boot 'n rally. While you're head is all like, "yeah, yeah this is a great idea." Your body is starting to get that nagging feeling which usually signals it's time to leave.

Jul 14, 2010

French Girls French Kissing [128 Photos]

Forget all the corny French jokes and croissant puns, because France has given us a lot more than mimes. Not only did they generously give us the Statue of Liberty, but they also gave us french kissing. And in honor of Bastille Day we're giving back to France by presenting them with 128 French girls french kissing.

Jun 24, 2010

Girls Gone Too Wild 2010 [120 Photos]

Drinking is a wonderful way to travel places that you never thought you would be able to go. Like 4 A.M dance parties, your best friends mother's bedroom, and yes, even celebrity rehab centers. But sometimes people take their binge drinking too far and go too wild. The goal of drinking is to get laid -- not to wake up on your neighbor's lawn wearing nothing but a cowgirl hat and a pair of handcuffs. Here are the girls that didn't know when to say "seriously, no more Barton's vodka shots."

Jun 23, 2010

66 Sexy Girls Shotgunning

Statistics show that the more a girl drinks, the more she'll find you attractive. While a few vodka-sodas might make her overlook your beer belly and stained shirt, it won't help her to fully see past your crooked teeth, goatee, or bald spot. And that's where shotgunning steps in. Instant beer goggles. So sit back, relax, and realize that these stunngingly sexy girls shotgunning could be yours one day.

Jun 7, 2010

429 Drunk Girls Kissing

Just because girls kissing girls might be the most cliched PR stunt out there doesn't mean that it's become any less sexy. In this past week we've gotten to see Sandra Bullock touching tongues with Scarlett Johansson and Miley Cyrus smooching someone who will no doubt become famous for smooching Miley Cyrus. And that got us so turned on that we couldn't help but put together these super sexy photos of smoking hot babes hooking up with each other.

Apr 23, 2010

10 Reasons White People Shouldn’t Dance at Music Festivals [Videos]

After seeing the video of the drunk guy at Coachella last weekend, we became acutely aware of a sad fact: white people should not dance at festivals. Period. Maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s just the whiteness, but there’s just something sad about seeing people make fools of themselves in public. Just take a gander at these 10 flailing festival-a**clowns, and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.

Mar 24, 2010

SEC March Madness Party Babes

With Kansas bounced from March Madness SEC powerhouse Kentucky looks to be a favorite to win the whole tournament. Avid readers of COED know that we've got a thing for southern girls so why not dedicate a day to the beautiful belles of the SEC conference.

Dec 3, 2009

Try Before You Die: Full Moon Party at Haad Rin Beach, Thailand [112 Photos]

Let's' face it. Life if short... it passes by and then you die. But while you're still able-bodied and willing, there are a few things you've gotta do to guarantee yourself a full and beautiful life. The Full Moon Beach Parties on Haad Rin Beach in Thailand is one of these things. The infamous Full Moon Party is held on one tiny island off the South East coast of Thailand, Ko Pha Ngan.

Oct 28, 2009

Girls Gone TOO Wild: Halloween Edition

As we've seen before, there's wild and then there's too wild. You know, that point in the night when you've had so much to drink, you can't even stay awake long enough to get home. Well, with Halloween coming up this weekend, we thought we'd do a special edition to help celebrate the holiday. Without further adieu, here is Girls Gone Too Wild: Halloween Edition.

Oct 9, 2009

Girls Gone TOO Wild [Drunk Photos]

Never in a million years would we claim partying is a bad thing. (We leave nonsense like that for the therapists.) But we will say that there comes a point in the night when you need to put down the bottle, and get your drunk ass home - or at least to some place where you can pass out in peace. We've all seen plenty of pictures of the shame brought upon too-drunk guys, but now it's the too-drunk girls' turn to feel the wrath of Internet stardom.

Sep 23, 2009

Sexy Sorority Slumber Party Girls [PHOTO GALLERY]

Photos from sexy sorority sleepover sessions....

Aug 10, 2009

White People Dancing at Music Festivals [Videos]

After attending the Lollapalooza festival in Chicago this weekend, we became acutely aware of a sad fact: white people should not dance at festivals. Period. Maybe it's the drugs, maybe it's just the whiteness, but there's just something sad about seeing people make fools of themselves in public. Just take a gander at these 10 flailing festival-a**clowns, and you'll see exactly what we're talking about.

Jul 23, 2009

317 Drunk Girls Kissing

We can't explain it, but there's just something about seeing girls kissing each other that causes a man to drop whatever he's doing and stare. Which is probably why girls get drunk and start slathering smooches all over each other every chance they get. But whatever the reason, it's F'ing awesome. So to celebrate this fantastic female feature, we've compiled photos of 317 drunk girls kissing, for your dirty, rotten pleasure. Enjoy!

Jul 23, 2009

Sexy Drunk Girls Kissing [Gallery]

Pics of amazingly sexy drunk girls making out....

Jul 21, 2009

The 210 Most Shameful Drunken Shamings

The first rule of drinking is: Don't f*cking pass out while everybody else is still drinking. Because if you do, horrible, embarrassing, terrible things will happen to you during your inebriated slumber. Sorry, but that's just how it works. And if you need any more convincing, check out this massive collection of 210 drunken shaming photos that are so shameful, you'll never feel safe drinking with your "friends" again.

Jul 2, 2008

Get Wild Abroad: The Best Party Hostels On Earth

So you booked a $225 plane ticket to Europe with ZoomAir, obtained your passport, read our guide on how to...

Dec 20, 2007

Am I Wasted: New Best Way to Waste Time Online

Remember the old internet? It was so simple then. Spider Solitaire. GeoCities. LMAO was just a twinkle in LOL’s eye....

Dec 13, 2007

What is Drunkorexia?

The Morning Show‘s Mike and Juliet totally have their fingers on the pulse of young America as evidenced by their...

Dec 11, 2007

Slutty, Wasted Girl in Bathroom Teaches Us Not to Drink and Drive

Drinking too much is bad. Urging people to drink safely and stay away from their car after a few beers...

Dec 3, 2007

Experience Total Relaxation When Urinating with the Toilet Headrest

It’s high-time at the local bar you’re attending. You’ve been pounding beers all night and have called on the almighty...

Nov 8, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Paris to Help Drunk Elephant Problem in India

Yeah…so not the Paris we expected either. The saddest draft drought in history may be upon us. If it wasn’t...

Sep 1, 2007

CO-ED Reset: Reasons Not to Get College Drunk After College.

I ooze class when I’m wasted. And Saturday, class was just coming out of my pores. I went up to...