University of Michigan

Dec 5, 2018

University Of Michigan Fraternity Suspended For ’40-Yard Dash On Backs Of Pledges’

In November, we reported on the removal of the Alpha Sigma Phi fraternity at the University of Michigan for alleged...

Nov 13, 2018

Michigan Universities Rejects Proposal 1 & Warns Students To Not Smoke

Not long ago, we heard about our neighbor up north legalizing weed to its people, causing the amount of weed...

Nov 12, 2018

University Of Michigan Fraternity Shut Down Due To Hazing Allegations

The Alpha Sigma Phi fraternity chapter at the University of Michigan has been shut down by the school due to...

Oct 24, 2018

University Of Michigan Gymnastics Coach Arrested For Public Sex With Gymnast

A University of Michigan assistant Gymnastics coach has resigned, days after police said they found him engaged in sexual activity...

Sep 14, 2018

Six University Of Michigan Fraternities Disaffiliate From The School

Six fraternities at the University of Michigan have decided to disaffiliate with the school due to changes to Ann Arbor’s...

Jul 22, 2018

Top 5 Best College Football Uniforms Of All Time

College football is a sport with a long tradition and hundreds of schools playing weekly. With of those schools and...

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Mar 22, 2018

University of Michigan

Located in Ann Arbor, the University of Michigan is a public university that was founded as Catholepistemiad, or University of...

UMich Player Who Survived 2 Plane Crashes Returns To Sweet 16 As Student-Coach

Former University of Michigan basketball player Austin Hatch, now a student assistant coach for the Wolverines, is heading to the...

Mar 22, 2018

University Of Michigan ZBT Fraternity Loses Charter Due To Hazing

The Zeta Beta Tau International Fraternity announced on Tuesday, January 9 that they will be revoking the University of Michigan...

Jan 10, 2018

Armed Robbery Reported At University Of Michigan Dorm Room

Authorities are investigating a reported armed robbery that happened at a University of Michigan dorm room on Monday. According to...

Dec 5, 2017

Nov 27, 2017

College Football’s Most Overrated Coach

Following another disappointing season at Michigan, the question must be asked: is Jim Harbaugh overrated?

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Nov 10, 2017

University of Michigan Fraternity Events Canceled Amidst Sexual Assault Claims

All greek life social events at the University of Michigan have been canceled and suspended by the IFC as the...

Nov 2, 2017

Social Justice Unit: University Of Michigan Gives SJWs Free Room And Board To Investigate Bias

At the University of Michigan, Social Justice Investigators are on the scene to examine “bias incidents” and promote “inclusive language”...

Oct 20, 2017

Celine Roest

ABOUT Celine University of Michigan, Why did you choose your school and what makes it better than the rest?...

Sep 27, 2017

University Of Michigan Student Shot In Drive-By, Casually E-mails Teacher To Get Out Of Exam

Most students wish their excuse to get out of an exam was as good as this guy from the University...

Sep 26, 2017

University of Michigan Student “Takes A Knee” For The Entire Day

Over the last couple of days, Americans across the country have been coming together to take a stand against Donald...

Sep 21, 2017

Wednesday Night Protest At The University Of Michigan Turns Violent

Protests over the University of Michigan’s handling of racist acts of vandalism turned violent on Wednesday night. One person was...

Jun 9, 2017

Court Rules That University Of Michigan Officials Can Ban Guns On Campus

  The University of Michigan won a lawsuit challenging a campus ban on guns. In a 2-1 decision, the state...

Apr 27, 2017

Jim Harbaugh Met The Pope, So Naturally He Gave Him A Helmet & A Pair Of Jordans

In case drinking milk with steak wasn’t enough to convince you, I can now confirm to you that Jim Harbaugh...

Mar 17, 2017

WATCH: University Of Michigan Police With The Worst Demonstration Of Their Abilities Ever

Generally speaking, university police departments aren’t looked on by students with the kindest of eyes. Normally these are the men...

Mar 9, 2017

Plane Carrying University Of Michigan Basketball Team Slides Off The Runway

Scariest moment of my life but we're all good. #GoBlue — Tyler Davis (@tylerjdavis2) March 8, 2017 A plane...

Feb 23, 2017

UMich Students Demand ‘No-Whites-Allowed’ Campus Space To Plan ‘Social Justice Work’

A University of Michigan student group is lobbying the administration to designate a “permanent space on central campus for Black...

Feb 21, 2017

Michigan Student Reenacts Cassie’s “Me & U” Music Video After Coming In Last In Fantasy Football League

A University of Michigan student finished in last place in his fantasy football league, so he was forced to do...

Jan 27, 2017

Jim Harbaugh Had A Glass Of Milk With The Mail Truck Driver Who Hit Him 47 Years Ago

Jim Harbaugh is the Most Interesting Man In The World… of lame shit. His life is just full of strange...

Jan 11, 2017

Gotta Love Those Videos Of Walk-Ons Being Given Scholarships

For Michigan senior guard Andrew Dakich, the scare of his life turned into the best moment of his life, as...

Dec 12, 2016

Is Jim Harbaugh Leaving Michigan And Going To The Los Angeles Rams?

With yesterday’s loss to the Atlanta Falcons, LA Rams head coach Jeff Fisher clinched his 11th losing season as an...

Nov 28, 2016

Michigan Fan Makes Fun Of Ohio State Shooting, Making All Wolverines Look Absolutely Awful

Ohio State and Michigan fans, students, and players have a rivalry that can’t be explained unless you’ve gone to one...

Oct 12, 2016

Jim Harbaugh Goes Full Kid Mode, Orders Milk With Steak At Ruth’s Chris

Jim Harbaugh, you don’t need to pretend like you’re a weirdo anymore. We get it: you do strange stuff regularly....

May 2, 2016

Former New York City Mayor Blasts ‘Safe Spaces’ During University Of Michigan Commencement Speech

Everyone wants to be PC these days, but a few crusaders — like crazy marketing CEO Kyle S. Reyes —...

Apr 1, 2016

#StopIslam Chalk Graffiti Scrawled On University of Michigan Quad

On Wednesday night, a small group of University of Michigan students were at The Diag, an area on the main...

Mar 27, 2016

Jake Croman Photos: Must-See Pictures of Uber Abuser

Jake Croman is the University of Michigan student who went viral in the wrong way after he was filmed abusing...

Mar 27, 2016

WATCH: Jake Croman, Michigan Student, Embarassingly Abuses Uber Driver

University of Michigan student Jake Croman went viral for the wrong reasons after a video of him harassing Uber driver...

Nov 25, 2015

OSU Mirror Lake Jump 2015: Best Photos and Videos

Ohio State students stripped down to their skivvies Tuesday night / Wednesday morning for the OSU Mirror Lake Jump during...

Oct 27, 2015

Jabrill Peppers STD Update: 5,000 Fliers Passed Around School

Yesterday we showed you the letter addressed to Jabrill Peppers accusing him of giving a University of Michigan female chlamydia....

Oct 26, 2015

Letter Posted In Michigan Ladies Room Accuses Jabrill Peppers Of Having STD

A University of Michigan student Tweeted a photo of a letter addressed to Jabrill Peppers (a University of Michigan Wolverines...

Oct 26, 2015

This Is The Best Michigan State Shirt Ever Made

The last Michigan State vs. University of Michigan game isn’t going to be erased from minds of either the Spartans...

Oct 16, 2015

Get Hyped For Michigan vs. MSU With These Hilarious Satirical Letters

Early this Monday, the website TheGame730AM put out a satirical ‘open letter’ signed as Michigan State University’s head coach Mark...

Oct 15, 2015

Michigan Fans Are Trolling The Spartans With Some A+ Memes

University of Michigan football fans are trolling MSU on Instagram and Twitter with some hilarious memes, funny photos, and jokes....

Oct 15, 2015

Michigan State Magic Johnson Statue Vandalized: Photos & Info

It looks like the Michigan State University statue of Magic Johnson, the school’s greatest athletic alumn, has been vandalized by...

Oct 5, 2015

Emily Slavkin

ABOUT Emily University of Michigan, Freshman MY COLLEGE KICKS ASS BECAUSE… I love the University of Michigan because no...

Sep 25, 2015

Michigan Wolverines Cheerleaders 2018: Hottest Photos of the Squad

Sweet as apple pie with a comforting Midwest allure, the Michigan Wolverines cheerleaders are one incredibly talented group of hot...

Sep 24, 2015

SAE Michigan Mudbowl 2015 Will Continue At Different Venue

Good news everyone: the annual University of Michigan Sigma Alpha Epsilon Mudbowl is going to continue, despite the school’s best...

Sep 17, 2015

Michigan Football Schedule 2016: Michigan Wolverines Game Dates

The excitement level around the Michigan Wolverines is sky high going into 2015 with the arrival of Jim Harbaugh to...

Sep 11, 2015

There’s No Way A Michigan Dental Fraternity Vandalized An MSU Statue, Right?

This morning someone vandalized the Michigan State spartan statue outside of Spartan Stadium. They spray painted a big blue M,...

Sep 2, 2015

University of Michigan To Call Parents Of Drunk Freshman As Punishment

If you’re like me and have parents, the absolute worst thing that could happen is that they receive a phone...

Aug 12, 2015

Michigan’s Facebook Pages Were Hacked, See Which Ones Here

Three University of Michigan Facebook pages were hacked, according the @UMichiganFootball Twitter account. The Michigan Football, Basketball, and Athletics pages...

Aug 5, 2015

Michigan Fraternity Raises $150,000 For Paralyzed Brother

Usually when a fraternity is making headlines, it’s usually for a far from ideal reason. With a pledge hospitalization here,...

Aug 3, 2015

Jim Harbaugh Gives Nicki Minaj A Shoutout On Twitter

New Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh has been known to talk to celebrities on social media and loves giving shoutouts....

Jun 26, 2015

University of Michigan Students Don’t Consider Their ‘Nonconsensual Sex’ Rape

Sexual assault is a hot button on college campuses these days and students from the University of Michigan are speaking ...

Mar 18, 2015

Michigan Fraternity Sigma Alpha Mu Closed Permanently

The University of Michigan‘s Sigma Alpha Mu, the fraternity partially responsible for $500K in damages to Treetops Ski Resort, has...

Mar 13, 2015

WATCH: University of Michigan Lacrosse Spring Break [VIDEO]

Check out the University of Michigan’s lacrosse team just being dudes out in Orlando, Florida (#13 on our Trashiest Spring...

Mar 4, 2015

5 Things You Could Buy With Michigan Fraternities’ $430K

I’m always down for a good party. And sometimes a little party leads to some big damages. Everyone in a...

Mar 2, 2015

Michigan Fraternities Cause $500K To Treetops Ski Resort

You may remember the story we published about the University of Michigan fraternities who separately destroyed two different ski resorts...

Jan 28, 2015

Michigan Students Try Jim Harbaugh Cereal/Gatorade Combo

There have always been weird things that people do to their cereal. Some like no milk on it while others...

Jan 27, 2015

6 University of Michigan Fraternities & Sororities Suspended

Six Greek organizations at the University of Michigan have been suspended in the wake of the destruction at two separate...

Jan 21, 2015

3 Michigan Fraternities Destroy Ski Resorts, Causing $50K+ Of Damage

Three University of Michigan fraternities reportedly caused over $50K worth of damage at two separate ski resorts this past weekend....

Dec 16, 2014

WATCH: University of Michigan Kids Go H.A.M.

The University of Michigan is sure pumping out a lot of party videos this semester, although I guess that’s what...

Dec 1, 2014

University of Michigan “Highlight Reel” Contains No Football, Just Parties And Tailgates [VIDEO]

After a historically miserable year of Wolverine football, it’s only fitting that the best “Michigan Fall 2014” recap video contains...

Aug 13, 2014

Security Camera Shows Michigan WR Cold Cocking Guy Outside Bar [VIDEO]

Michigan Wolverines Wide Receiver C’sonte York is probably in a big pile of sh*t for this sucker punch he landed...

Feb 22, 2012

WTFark Wednesday: Walk of Shame Shuttle, Snake Bites Balls, Nude Piano Man

Fark's a sweet community website created by Drew Curtis that allows members to comment on a daily batch of news articles and other items from various websites. In this week's What the Fark, we feature a girl at BYU who needs to transfer, a girl at Michigan who started a Walk of Shame Shuttle service that probably makes it even more obvious you banged last night, a drunk dude who's a big fan of Billy Joel and Tony Hawk, a totally gay snake, the first sign we're heading to Soylent Green, and a buffalo who was quoted as saying, "real good job, Frank. One vagina for the rest of your life." Click for your weekly dose of weird news.

Dec 15, 2011

Top 11 Colleges for Producing Sports Team Owners

Usually sports teams owners aren't mentioned when listing off notable alumni. Why? They're regarded as the scum of the Earth - vile human beings who are greedy penny pinchers. Well, newsflash, I'd f***ing love to be a sports team owner. Been a dream of mine since day 1. So, this list of top owner-producing colleges created by the Wall Street Journal would've been super helpful. Check it out after the jump.

Nov 28, 2011

<em>Pre-gaming With Pat</em> Sticks It To The Buckeyes [VIDEO]

Michigan vs. Ohio State is one of the greatest rivalries in college football. To find out why the Michigan faithful hate Ohio State so much, your favorite funny Wolverine hit up the tailgate before the game at the Big House. There are a slew of gems given by the guys and girls in Blue & Maize, which is impressive when you're hammering back Jack like you've lost the last seven* meetings. Usually I either speak in tongues or resort to humping when that blacked out. Sadly, this is the last installment of PwP for 2011. Check out the final haha after the jump.

Nov 21, 2011

Pre-gaming With Pat Is Legendary [VIDEO]

I'm a huge football fan. I love the game so much that I wept like a little baby when I was asked to quit my college team. Part of me regrets going to Hopkins where the squad was D-3 and not some big time school like Michigan. It's gotta be one of the greatest experiences in the world to be amongst 100k like-minded brethren. This video from 23-year-old up-and-coming comedian Pat Stansik confirms what I already assumed: that U of M knows how to pre-game like legends for a football game. I wouldn't say I was a huge Wolverines fan, but after seeing this and after hearing the blue and maize crowd actually count down the play clock for Denard Robinson when it went down Saturday, I might just commit my first born right now. Watch the lolz after the jump.

Sep 12, 2011

AXE College Football Bucket List Week 2: Notre Dame vs Michigan [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

After this weekend’s Notre Dame vs. Michigan game at The Big House a man who's been going to Michigan games for 45 years said this was the best he's ever seen and it really was. Quinn was in Ann Arbor to take it all in. What a weekend. Leading up to the game, we took in the full Michigan football experience. Quinn hit up ESPN GameDay, met some college football legends, hosted a seriously rockin’ tailgate, and accomplished more incredible AXE College Football Bucket List items at the first ever night game in Michigan Stadium history. See the pics after the jump.

Jun 19, 2011

These 13 Schools Need To Stop Masturbating In The Showers [PICS]

Masturbating is not a crime but apparently it's getting to be a serious problem at these 13 places of higher education. Here's my issue, most of these notices state the blockages are caused by hair and semen. So, while the guys get singled out for blowing their loads, maybe we should take a closer look at chicks not wearing bathing caps. Or maybe the chicks at these 13 schools need to start giving it up easier. We feel for you, dudes. Not that kinda feel. Ew. Anyway, check out our photo gallery after the jump to see which schools fap their f***ing nuts off.

Feb 11, 2011

Drunk Or Child? You Decide At

Have you ever eaten cat food from the fridge? How about pooped your pants on your doorstep? Well, if you have, you were most likely a child... or hammered drunk. Drunk or Child is undoubtedly this year's hottest mini-blog experience. Only a brain fart in December, the infant site has reached 119 countries, and 6 continents -- including Cairo, Egypt. Read more about this new hilarious site after the jump!

Jan 4, 2011

Breaking: Rich Rodriguez Fired As Michigian Head Coach

The University of Michigan fired their head football coach Rich Rodriguez today just three days after their blowout loss in the Gator Bowl. ESPN was reporting that he was having a meeting with the Wolverines AD at 1:15pm and a College Candy editor with ties to the University of Michigan says Rodriguez got the ax (update: story confirmed by My Fox Detroit). A statement has yet to be made but this now leaves a vacancy at one of the most illustrious football programs in the nation.

Dec 28, 2010

7 College Bowl Games We’d Like To See in Madden Classic Mode

You know that mode in Madden where you can pick a classic team for the past and pit them head to head with another classic team? '72 Dolphins vs. '07 Patriots, '85 Bears vs. '92 Cowboys, '67 Packers vs. '78 Steelers? Well, with bowl season kicking into high gear, we thought we'd overlook such travesties as the Meineke Car Care Bowl, and focus on bowl games we'd love to see played between two historically epic football teams.

Nov 24, 2010

College Football 2010 Week 13 Preview: Cheerleader Edition

This is the time of the college football season when champions are made and rivals do battle. This week's contests feature the 'Noles trying to spear the Gators, a shootout in the Lone Star State, Cam Newton in the Iron Bowl, Wildcats hoping to get buckwild on the Ducks, Boise State's push for #1, and the Buckeyes trying to avoid an upset against the Michigan Wolverines. Read our predictions then check out our cheerleaders!

Nov 19, 2010

College Football 2010 Week 12 Preview: Cheerleader Edition [PICS]

Last week, Oregon barely survived Cal, Auburn didn’t pull away from Georgia, San Diego State gave TCU all it could handle, Gamecocks cold-cocked the Gators. This week's matchups feature a pair of 'Eyes in Ohio State vs. Iowa, a couple of clawed woodland creatures with Michigan facing Wisconsin, a Cali rivalry, Hogs and Bulldogs, and stormy weather for the Hokies. Who will win? Click through to find out!

Nov 16, 2010

Top 10 American Law Schools 2010

If you want to be a super lawyer, going to a Top 10 school is your ticket to ultimate big-firm...

Oct 26, 2010

Psych College Tour: How Do You Like Them Pineapples?

Everyone's favorite show about a fake psychic and his pharmaceutical-selling wry-ally will be hitting up ten colleges across the country. Each campus will host Psych-related activities, including a sneak peek at the new fall episodes, along with guest appearances from the cast and crew and special prizes! Is your campus on the list?

Oct 20, 2010

COED’s Top 10 Public “Ivy League” Schools

What's a "Public Ivy?" It's a school that provides an Ivy League collegiate experience at a public school price. Originally, only eight schools were considered Public Ivies, but since then, more schools have been added to the list. COED breaks down what makes these Public Ivies so (inexpensively) awesome.

Oct 15, 2010

College Football 2010 Week 7 Preview: Cheerleader Edition [PICS]

If you bet a case of beer your team would win because you thought there wasn't a Gamecocks chance in Tuscaloosa your boys would lose last weekend you probably came up disappointed and 24 brewdogs lighter. Looking to this Saturday, there are a number of match-ups that you don’t want to miss so belly up to the bar because it's going to be a long day.

Sep 24, 2010

Braylon Edwards: “I Want To Have Sex With Both Of You Right Now”?

Rumor has it when Jets wide-out Braylon Edwards was a student at the University of Michigan, two female reporters from the campus newspaper called, "The Michigan Daily" were in the midst of an interview with the receiver when he told them, "I want to have sex with both of you right now."

Aug 5, 2009

Does College Major Effect Religious Views?

Does the level of one's personal religious level affect what one studies in college, or even if they go to college? Does a path of study influence a person's religious development? A new study released by the Institute for Social Research at the University of Michigan examines the correlation...

Apr 15, 2009

Braylon On Brink Of Big Apple

According to reports at Yahoo! Sports, the Cleveland Browns are moving toward an agreement that will send wide receiver Braylon Edwards to the New York Giants in exchange for wide receiver Dominik Hixon along with a 2nd and 5th round pick in this month's NFL Draft...

Jan 5, 2009

Boston College Threatens Coach Over Jets Interview

Boston College coach Jeff Jagodzinski has been told he will be fired if he interviews for the head-coaching vacancy with the New York Jets, according to sources.