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Jul 9, 2013

NEW RELEASES: ‘NCAA FOOTBALL 14,’ ‘DEAD MAN DOWN’ & MORE [GAMES & DVD ROUNDUP]

At least there's some hilarity from the Robot Chicken gang to perk you up.

Mar 6, 2013

Everything Wrong With ‘Twilight’ In 6 Minutes Or Less [VIDEO]

They coulda just saved time and made a video called “Everything RIGHT with Twilight in 0 Minutes.”...

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Jan 3, 2013

Finally Someone In ‘Twilight’ Does Something Exciting: Pees In An Airport [VIDEO]

This is Bronson Pelletier, an actor in the Twilight movies. Here you can see that he’s peeing in an airport...

Sep 4, 2012

Edward Slaps A Fish In Bad Lip Reading’s Treatment of TWILIGHT [VIDEO]

Why can’t the guys from Bad Lip reading actually write the scripts to the movies they end up duping? Or...

Jul 16, 2012

Christian Serratos [See Her Tonight on THE SECRET LIFE OF AN AMERICAN TEENAGER]

Christian Serratos guests on The Secret Life of an American Teenager (8 pm EST, ABC Family) You don’t have to...

May 24, 2012

5 Books That Lebron James Needs To Read Besides “The Hunger Games”

Before the start of Game Four of the Eastern Conference Semifinals against the Pacers, Miami Heat star Lebron James was...

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Feb 17, 2012

Freaky Friday: The Face Guy, Hannibal Lecter Purse, F Off Angelina Jolie [24 PHOTOS]

Last week, we showed you f*cked up figure skater faces, Insane Clown Posse’s lil sister, meat leggings, middle finger barbwire,...

Breaking Dawn with Hot Vampires & The Sexy Chicks of the Twilight Saga [PHOTOS]

Moviegoers will spend an ungodly amount of money to see the continuing saga of the douchiest teen vampire movie series...

Nov 18, 2011

Here’s a Version of <em>Breaking Dawn</em> You Actually Would Want To See

If you've had a girlfriend in the past three years there's statistically a 79% chance that you've seen at least one Twilight movie. If the movies looked anything even close to the trailer you're about to see, it'd probably get a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Or at least Brazzers. Seriously though, f*ck 3D, if theatres wanted to make a buck they should have this movie playing at the same time as the real Twilight. That way, every couple in America would go see it. Highlight of the clip is a question that a pose to everyone, "Is it considered a three-way if she's pregnant?" Answer after the jump!

Nov 18, 2011

Wrap It Up: Rachel Uchitel Is Happy Her Fiance Died In 9/11 Edition

In today's edition of Wrap It Up, Tiger Woods "#1" mistress is suing publications that ran a story suggesting she was happy her fiance died in 9/11, Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars, Soulja Boy apologized the troops, Caroline Wozniacki did Rafael Nadal, Justin Bieber crossed up Steve Nash, Kevin Durant's tattoo might be more hideous than Maryland's uniforms, Chuck Norris & JCVD might join Expendables 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

Sep 6, 2011

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Jul 7, 2011

8 Famous Hollywood Movie Homes

Movies are supposed to be larger than your sh*tty life. Movie girls are already hotter than anyone you know, the guys have more money than you could ever dream, so of course it makes sense that the houses you see in the movies are going to make your humble abode look like the homeless guy's cardboard shack you pass everyday to your cr@p job. In order to make you feel even worse about yourself, we're showing you 8 of the houses used in your favorite movies. Make sure you unload your gun before checking these cribs out after the jump!

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Jun 22, 2011

14 Movies No Guy Should Ever Admit To Seeing

It is bound to happen at some point. You want to see an intense action flick, but your girlfriend would rather you both see a romantic chick flick. We feel for dudes everywhere that must sacrifice their time and sanity for the slim chance of sexual congress. That being said, you'll still be mocked by your buddies for ever seeing such films. The only thing worse is your kids dragging you to some non-sensical visual vomit. For the benefit of men everywhere, check out our list of movies no dude should ever admit to watching after the jump.

Mar 14, 2011

10 Mega Scary Movie Monsters You Won’t Find In Twilight [VIDEOS]

Ever since Twilight flashed its sparkly fangs onto the silver screen, young girls and crazy cougars everywhere have been going gaga for "monsters" with pale complexions and six packs that us guys can't compete with. They've already made vampires and werewolves pansies and I have my suspicions that mummies and the Creature from the Black Lagoon are next. Here are a few monsters that, no matter how hard female writers may try, won't be able to turn into sexy models. At least, I hope not. See what makes them so very un-sexy after the jump!

Jan 25, 2011

Chick Flicks That Aren’t Worth The Date [VIDEO]

When Valentines Day looms, a single dude's attention tends to shift into finding that special someone, be it for a night or the rest of his life. The dance of courtship involves dinner and a movie, usually of her choosing. You can tell a lot about a woman by the kind of movie she likes. With that in mind, here are a few movies that you'll want to avoid if she suggests them. Trust me, if a girl makes you watch these movies with her, she is either oblivious to the limits of a man's sanity or she is trying to torture you. In either case, run for the hills when she suggests these duds. See our DO NOT WATCH picks after the jump!

Dec 20, 2010

5 Things 2010 Taught Us About Women

Each year we men find ourselves another step closer to enlightenment; the complete understanding of the female species. Unfortunately, just as we feel as though we've made huge advancements towards the aforementioned enlightenment, they go and pull the rug from under our feet, leaving us just as clueless as ever. Here are 5 things we learned about them this year. 2011 is looking pretty bleak...

Jul 14, 2010

7 Things You Can’t Do After College

Four years can go by way too fast. Some of us might try to strategically stretch it into five or six years. Some of us might even go to drastic measures like law or medical school to avoid leaving college. But eventually, eventually you are going to have to leave your University and enter into the real world. But isn’t college life real? I say that it’s for real. I keep things real. I’m so focused on keeping my life real that I still say real. Really. But college life is as fake as it comes.

Jul 2, 2010

Movies This Week: July 2nd, 2010

This week features vampires battling werewolves battling acne, directional farters, horrible spellers, married brothel owners, and great directors. Tweens in 3...2...1...

Jun 7, 2010

Fight Acne The Manly Way

Acne is the most common skin disorder seen by doctors, and chances are you've had at least one pimple in your life. But why does acne occur? Why do all the face wash commercials feature girls? And more importantly, why does it still happen to grown men? (40% of adults still suffer from acne). There's no reason for you to suffer from acne when there are so many great products out there for men.

May 1, 2010

What Is A Justin Bieber? And Other Pop Culture Answers

Admit it: you're clueless. You turn on the radio, and you have no idea what you're hearing. When you open up a celebrity magazine, it might as well be about politics, because you have no idea what is going on. You're pop culture brain dead. Usually, that's okay. But sometimes, every once in a rare while, you get curious. So you've got to learn. Luckily, we pay attention to this crap so you don't have to. Here's your cheat sheet.

Feb 26, 2010

Top 5 Reasons the Author of Twilight Should be Sued (or Beat Down)

When it comes to bad books, Twilight takes the cake.  Here’s my top five reasons why someone should sue Stephanie...

Dec 28, 2009

Vaya Con Dios 2009: The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010

As far as movies go, 2009 lined up some serious heavy-hitters and great deal of swing-and-miss-ers. But rather than reminisce over the films that were, we thought we'd take another look at the movies we're most excited to see in the upcoming year. Only time will tell which of these 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 will live up to the hype.

Dec 4, 2009

Ashley Greene Nude Photos Have Leaked

Wow what a Friday this is turning out to be. As if the World Cup 2010 Draw was not enough, photos of Ashley Greene have resurfaced on the www showing the Twilight super-hottie wearing significantly less clothes then she did in her December 2009 Maxim spread. What's next a tequila and spliff rainstorm? One can only dream.

Nov 20, 2009

Twilight New Moon: Just One Example of Why Vampires Suck!

With The Twatlight Gaga: New Poon coming out this weekend, I can't help but feel more than a little peeved at how much attention vampires are receiving. More specifically, it irks me to no end to see hordes and hordes upon hordes of women swoon, seizure, and pass out over the mere mention of a vampire. No matter what the flick or show, chicks be lovin' dem bloodsuckers. Well, I say they're c*cksuckers!

Nov 20, 2009

Twilight Bad. Firelight Good. [VIDEO]

Tweens across the nation are in a tizzy over today's release of New Moon, the much-anticipated second installment in the Twilight Saga. And as much as we love Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, vampires and werewolves, for our money SNL's Firelight parody with Taylor Swift as one of the Franks beats New Moon in spades. Twilight Bad, Firelight Good.

Aug 1, 2009

The 20 Most Anticipated Movies of 2010

Seth Rogen fatigue is setting in, so we left The Green Hornet off the list. Ditto to the inevitable Nightmare on Elm Street remake, even though it landed Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy Krueger. Remakes of Clash of the Titans and Death at a Funeral and the possible Ben Stiller/Tom Cruise comedy The Hardy Men might be good, but there were too many other interesting movies to pick from.