summer - page 2

Aug 21, 2011

Tangs Trying to Keep Cool

There's a lot of viral videos out about monkeys and apes, but here's one that's not actually fake. This orangutang seems to be cooling off with a rag and some water - all people are talking about is how much he looks like a human. The real story here is that while this ape might be somewhat smart, the other orangutang looks like your run-of-the-mill dummy. One is using tools to keep cool, while the other is licking the ground like the retarded half-cousin you keep locked in the closet. Check out the two apes straight chillin below.

Sep 7, 2010

7 Ways to Keep the Summer Spirit Alive

Despite your best efforts to ignore the chill as you stand on your porch choking down an ice cold one in your shorts and wife-beater, you can't deny it: summer's done. The Labor Day weekend parades compose the siren song of school bells, cold weather, and--saddest of all--miniskirts with leggings underneath instead of nothing. Harsh times. Fortunately, the temperature is the only thing that has to drop, as you can keep the summer spirit up with these mildly delusional suggestions.

Jul 14, 2010

How to Smell Good in the Summer Heat

Yes it's getting hot, muggy, and disgusting out -- but that doesn't mean you need to smell bad. In fact it means you need to smell good. Andy Warhol once stated that “Well-groomed people are the real beauties. We've put our nose to the test to find the right deodorant to help you smell great and get you the right attention you deserve.

5 Things To Do With A Kiddie Pool This Summer That Aren't For Kiddies

The weather is heating up, the barbecues are popping up, and it’s starting to truly feel like the heat of summer. What better way to make use of the great outdoors than with a pool? A kiddie pool, that is...and we’re not talking about going swimming. Just because it’s meant for water, doesn’t mean it doesn’t have far more potential. Lose the shoes, grab a towel, and get the bathing suits ready, because this one might get just a little sloppy.

Jun 30, 2010

The 6 Essential Beers of Summer

It's that time of year again! Following the release of a number of brilliant spring beers, a wonderful array of summer seasonals are next up to satisfy everyone’s anxious palates. Featuring new releases from Southern Tier, Sierra Nevada, Lagunitas, and Bell's, you're going to be busy sampling and searching for a favorite. From California to New York, all of the top breweries have something fascinating and exciting to try.

Jun 22, 2010

5 Steps To Fix Your Face

Most men’s magazines suggest a 3-4 day workout routine or the kind of suit to wear to be an attractive...

Jun 15, 2010

Jun 12, 2010

10 Crazy Things To Grill This Summer

You're an innovative sort of manly man, right? When you grill, you want it to be exciting. You know how to throw an awesome barbecue, but steak and burgers are cliché, dude. And while you know other things to grill, you're still more daring than most and seek new heights of cuisine. Crack open a beer, try these bizarre recipes, and impress the ladies with your culinary charm.

May 16, 2010

10 Summer Beer Cocktails That Don’t Suck

With summer just around the corner, it's time to start thinking about how you're going to quench that thirst for the next three months. So instead of going with the same old mixed drinks you've been drinking since freshman year, we've put together of a list of delicious beer cocktails that will definitely add some "Ahhhhh" to your summer fun.

May 14, 2010

6 Best Outdoor Drinking Games for the Summer

Summer is right around the corner, and that means moving drinking games outside. Nothing is better than enjoying a nice cold one outside with friends and we're all about helping you to get drunk and tan at the same time. Forget trying to play indoor drinking games outdoors. The weather is nice and you should be playing something that is celebrating the fact that women are walking around wearing practically nothing.

Apr 16, 2010

How to Throw an Awesome BBQ

The snow has melted, the temperatures are rising, and bikinis are starting to pop up everywhere (thank God). All that can only mean one thing -- the season of the BBQ has begun!

As men we are hardwired to do some things, one of them is being able to cook dead animals over an open fire.

Jul 23, 2009

6 Kick Ass Canadian Club Cocktails

While my favorite way to drink whisky is warm and neat, that's a hard beverage to stomach during the scorching-hot summer months. So to help you cool down, while still keeping whisky solidly in your diet, the best way to go is the cocktail. My two favorite whiskies to mix are Canadian Club 10-year-old and 12-year-old. These two refreshing yet flavorful spirits go great with a wide variety of mixers. Here are the 6 Canadian Club cocktails I think kick the most ass.

Jun 12, 2009

The 8 People You’ll Meet In Your Hometown Bar This Summer

Well, school’s over for the year. You former freshman have moved back in with your parents and secured that summer...

Jul 1, 2008

What Is The Best Show On TV?

With all the rain we’re getting this year, a lot of our summer so far has been spent indoors, glued...

Jun 27, 2008

The Freedom of Work: Why Slacker Summer Jobs Rock!

I work in a sh*t-hole on the verge of bankruptcy, and I love it. I’m currently employed by a locally...

Jun 14, 2008

Georgia Bulldogs Top UWIRE’s 2008 Football Poll

UWIRE Football Poll: No. 1 Georgia As college football teams around the nation launch into their sweltering summer workouts, UWIRE...