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Mar 27, 2013

Ask Your Doctor About Tacos [PARODY VIDEO]

It’s not Falafel Tuesday. It’s not Egg Roll Tuesday. It’s Taco Tuesday. (At least at the bar near me it...

Jul 21, 2012

3 Ways to Get Attention

Do you find it hard to get attention? While people talk to you, do you find that their focus diverts...

Jan 16, 2011

5 Easy Ways To Get Fired Within 3 Hours

Jobs are important! They give you a sense of self-worth In this day-and-age, everyone is concerned with keeping their job, I would like to give tips on how to do the opposite. Yes, I’ve been part of the workforce, but unlike most of you, my goal was to get fired—faster than you can say ''401k.'' See, there’s an art to getting fired; especially within 3 hours or fewer. So, here are a few job ground rules to get yourself off on a bad foot with a new employer.

The 7 Lamest Mythical Creatures of All-Time

From the dawn of time, Man has gazed upon the almost unending diversity of creatures in earth’s forests, oceans and...

Mar 21, 2010

The 7 Household Highs You Shouldn’t Have Tried

Before you were old enough to buy beer or have your own pot delivery guy, you probably did some pretty stupid-ass things to yourself in effort to add a little excitement to the unbearable reality of high school. From smoking banana peels to toothpaste-laced cigarettes, your options were pretty much limited to whatever you could scrounge up around the house or under the kitchen sink.

How To Have Your Own Comedian Catchphrase

Great funnymen have great catchphrases. All the legendary comedians have that one classic line which ingrains itself into the recesses of mind, plopping into the annals of pop-culture. A successful catchphrase brings a snicker the recipient’s lips by association, humorously reminding the listener of the comedic source referenced...

Apr 7, 2009

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Mar 27, 2009

The Worst Actors Who Turned to Stand-up

First, actors who turn to stand-up comedy are never funny. They think they are 'cause they played a funny character on TV. Being a recognizable name, they didn’t have to cut their teeth on the stand-up circuit and immediately get precious stage time in L.A. clubs...

Mar 19, 2009

The 5 Lamest Drinking Games

As long as there has been drinking there has also been drinking games. I’m sure the ancient Egyptians played quarters when chugging their ancient beer. The goal off the drinking game is to get sh!t-faced. Some drinking games are great while others are just plain lame. Here are the lamest:

Jan 15, 2009

How to Get Attention

Do you find it hard to get attention? While people talk to you, do find that their focus diverts elsewhere? What......hold on a minute.......OK, I forgot what and with who I was speaking with. I guess they didn’t get my.......ATTENTION!

Jan 14, 2009

The 5 Worst Things About Deflowering a Virgin

Virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. Sure, they don't have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the 'pleasure' aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! Here are the top 5 worst things about deflowering a virgin.

Dec 24, 2008

How To Hurt Children

Once you're an adult, Christmas pretty much just becomes a time to give kids a bunch of crap they probably don't need. So once you're done thoroughly spoiling them this holiday season, it's time to teach the little buggers a lesson. Now, hurting a kid is not as easy as you might think...