Feb 17, 2016

New Study Reveals Men With Commitment Issues Believe Women Don’t Want to Sleep With Them

You walk into a bar with your friends. A hot girl is smiling at your buddy from across the room....

Mar 31, 2015

9 Worst Things You Never Want To Hear Your Girlfriend Say

We stopped at 9 in fear of being here all day for the next 13 years.

Nov 11, 2014

The Five Types of Relationships That Only Work In College

Let’s face it: almost no relationship in college is “normal”. There is too much beer and too much sex to...

Feb 11, 2014

Scumbag Stacy Memes: At Her Worst For Valentine’s Day [30 STACYS]

It's almost Valentine's Day and you still haven't broken up with your girlfriend--but here are some memes to scare you straight into saving some money...

Dec 5, 2013

The Holiday Office Party Is A Hot Bed of Sexual Activity

Christmas is almost here along with an untold number of drunken office parties filled with amorous co-workers hooking up for...

Oct 18, 2013

‘A Relationship In 5 Minutes’ Is So Realistic It’s Scary [VIDEO]

The relationship. Everyone has been there, therefore everyone knows this 5-minute sketch is so real it hurts. Except for the...

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Everything I Know I Learned From a Dominatrix

We know Mistress Payne would deliver a good spanking if we didn't learn something from her book of kinky knowledge.

Jul 9, 2013

5 Ways To Make Your Girlfriend Less “Crazy”

Every guy has dated a crazy girl at some point in his life...

Apr 21, 2013

If A Girl’s Not Giving It Up, How Many Dates Will A Guy Go On? [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

I’m just gonna get right down to the He Said/She Said topic this week. I’m not a player by any...

Apr 3, 2013

Dec 19, 2012

How Do Men Feel Being The ‘Other Guy?’ In Someone Else’s Relationship [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

The question this week is whether or not I have a problem being the guy that some girl is cheating...

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Dec 12, 2012

On Whether Or Not To Return The Favor [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

Young men in America today are faced with much more immediate and real problems than things like “global warming” or...

Nov 28, 2012

7 Things Girls Shouldn’t Try In Bed [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

So we've all had some questionable sexual encounters with some awkward moments, but sometimes there's crossing the line and just not recognizing there's a line at all. If you find the girl you're banging does one of these seven no-no's, make sure to pull out and walk out.

Nov 14, 2012

Do Guys Really Want To Bang Their Female Friends? [He Said/She Said]

Every straight guy has debated whether or not he wants to bang one of his female friends. This is just...

Oct 10, 2012

Reasons To Turn Down No Strings Attached Sex [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

We’ve all had those nights when we go out in search for some pleasure for that night and once confronted...

Sep 26, 2012

When Is Hanging Out With Your Significant Other Too Much? [HE SAID/SHE SAID]

Having a new girlfriend is exciting — aside from sex when you want it, you also get to have someone...

Sep 19, 2012

What Should Go Down After You Both Go Down On Each Other? [HE SAID/SHE SAID]

Proper etiquette after oral sex is one of the most confusing things ever. Some people don’t really mind the aftertaste...

Sep 13, 2012

Should We Be Happy When Girls Fake Their Orgasms? [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

When the girl you’re banging, whether she’s a long term girlfriend or just a one night stand, lets out one...

Aug 15, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Bad Times At The Movies

We’re getting to the end of another summer film season—but we didn’t think this one would end with Meryl Streep...

Aug 1, 2012

How Volunteering At A Hospital Can Resuscitate Your Love Life [CHEAP DATE TONY]

It’s fun to volunteer at your local hospital, and a great place to meet the ladies. Especially if you can...

Jul 25, 2012

10 Sex Moments That May Or May Not Be Embarrassing [He Said / She Said]

Mistakes will be made in the sack. It’s just a matter of time. The only question is whether you accidentally...

Jul 24, 2012

6 Reasons To Spend the Day at the Library [CHEAP DATE TONY]

The library is a great way to spend the day–and it’s free! There’s never any cover charge. Street people sleep...

Jul 18, 2012

7 Sex Hacks To Getting Her Off Quickly [He Said/She Said]

Sure, sex can be about slow, romantic ‘making love’, but other times you just want to get the job done....

Jul 11, 2012

Should You Stop Going On Dates Once You Start “Dating”? [HE SAID/SHE SAID]

It’s a problem that every dude faces once they actually start “dating” a chick: the end of actual dates. Actually,...

Jun 27, 2012

Would She Hook Up With Any Of These Dudes [He Said/She Said]

Entering the mind of a female is a dangerous task filled with Carly Rae Jepsen, Appletinis, a bunch of other...

Jun 20, 2012

7 Things Girlfriends Do That We Shouldn’t Let Upset Us [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

A good girlfriend will care for you and love you, but there’s no way she’s going to know everything that...

Jun 13, 2012

What Her Drink Says About Her [He Said/She Said]

Even if you’re one of those weirdos who actually enjoys meeting people while sober, chances are you’re going to have...

Jun 13, 2012

COED Staff Survey: Relationship Red Lights & Dealbreakers

It's reasonable to assume that COED staffers can be a little selective when it comes to women. After all, we're rolling in the COED company car and flashing our COED bling and still using words like "rolling" and "bling." Some of us aspire to relationships, though. Sometimes that doesn't work out. Here's a terrifying Top Ten of moments that have convinced us it's time to lose a lady's phone number. Enjoy our misery, and pray it doesn't happen to you...

May 30, 2012

The 10 Sexiest Things Men Like About Women [He Said/She Said]

What do men find the most attractive in a woman? There are the obvious answers (T ‘n’ A) and the...

May 24, 2012

How To Make Meeting The Parents Painless [He Said/She Said]

The first time a girlfriend of mine met my parents, I think I might have been just as nervous as...

May 16, 2012

An Open Letter to Women About Goin’ Down [HE SAID/SHE SAID]

I think I safely speak for most guys when I say that a girl who listens to David Blowie is...

May 2, 2012

The Rules of the Game [HE SAID/SHE SAID]

Dating, like Monopoly or Chutes and Ladders, is often a confusing game that can very easily get complicated and lead...

Apr 18, 2012

“W” Stands for “Wow, I’m Leaving My Boyfriend”

The self-pleasuring geniuses at Doc Johnson have released a new line of vibrators. They’re so excited that the sex-toy empire...

Apr 4, 2012

How Much Does Your Friend’s Opinion Matter? [HE SAID/SHE SAID]

No matter how you cut it, when you are dating someone, you’re definitely not just dating that person. You’re really...

Mar 4, 2012

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Truth Of Sex After College

Having sex in college is 30% about having fun and 70% about keeping your dignity. While part of your brain...

Feb 24, 2012

9 Things Women Should Do Less [He Said / She Said]

Last week we coordinated with the ladies of CollegeCandy about stuff that we wanted the opposite sex to do more....

Feb 15, 2012

9 Things Women Should Do More Often

Since I know that your Valentine’s Day went according to plan because you followed these steps, I’m going to suggest...

Feb 14, 2012

Words With Friends Will Get You Laid [INFOGRAPHIC]

My ex-girlfriend turned me on… to Words With Friends this past summer, a full 2 years after this Scrabble-esque game...

Feb 8, 2012

A Man’s Take On Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas [He Said/She Said]

Valentine’s Day is coming up pretty soon and if you’re like the majority of the male population, you’ve been putting...

Feb 1, 2012

When You Should Take It To The Next Level… And Leave Her [He Said/She Said]

The girls over at College Candy wanted me to write a “How To Know When You’re Ready for the Next...

Feb 1, 2012

The Single Guy’s Guide To Landing a Last Minute Valentine’s Day Date

Richard La Ruina knows how to pick up women. He knows how to do it so well that he runs...

Jan 27, 2012

30 Ways To Make a Girl Smile According to Twitter

So, #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile is currently trending on Twitter. It’s probably the f*cking sappiest, most estrogen-laden trend in the history of Twitter....

Jan 25, 2012

Women Are Naturally Bi-Curious + Other Stereotypes That Aren’t Really True [He Said/She Said]

Last week, we shared with you our thoughts about some stereotypes that men have of women we know to be...

Jan 25, 2012

What Your Sex Dream Says About You

Sex dreams might be the most bittersweet occurrences in a dude’s life. On the positive side, you can hook up...

Jan 18, 2012

Women Are Crazy + Other Mostly True Stereotypes Men Know [He Said / She Said]

I’m sure you’re familiar with the phrase “Men are from Earth, Women are from Venus” but (generally speaking) stereotypes are...

Jan 12, 2012

Ask A Chick: Dry Spells, Moist Panties, and the Friend Zone

How long of a dry spell must a guy endure with his girlfriend before he cuts things off with her? ...

Jan 11, 2012

What To Pump When You Bump Uglies [He Said / She Said]

You’re waiting for your new date to come over to your house and you’re hustling like mad to get the...

Jan 5, 2012

Top 15 Laws of the Modern Man By The Modern Man

When one of our readers, Erik Angstrom, sent us a link to his Tumblr called Laws Of Modern Man we were more than a little skeptical. Having read it top to bottom, though, I can honestly say that I'm coming out (whoa)... a better and more modern man. It touches on all the topics near and dear to the place where men's hearts should be: dressing, confidence, good conversation. Click the link to see our top 15 laws.

Jan 4, 2012

The Guy’s Guide To Cuddling, Spooning, and Hugging [HE SAID SHE SAID]

Everyone's aware of the stereotypical fact that guys like to fall asleep after sex and girls like to cuddle, so if the chick you banged makes the cut, we're giving you 4 acceptable methods of post-sex spooning / snuggling / cuddling. Click to check the techniques and feel free to tell us about positions we missed in the comments.

Jan 1, 2012

Top 5 Signs She’s Flirting that You Never Knew Before

Ever wondered why your female friends whine 'oh my god but she was SO into you,' when you thought that chick was just being nice? Struggle to tell the difference between when a girl is being really friendly or just friendly? Then you my friend need a few pointers on top signs girls are flirting. And who better to give you that advice than HayleyQuinn, our resident pick-up artist? Enough with the questions, let's get down to bidness.

Dec 30, 2011

Katy Perry’s Divorce Rings in the New Year [96 PHOTOS]

According to TMZ and the Associated Press, one of our editors is getting a late Christmas present because Katy Perry is going to be celebrating her New Year's Eve alone! That's right, comedian-who's-convinced himself-that-he's-actually-a-rock-and-roller Russell Brand filed for divorce on Friday, December 30th. Why Russell would want to divorce the woman who's graced our Best Natural Breasts and Women Who Wow'd is anyone's guess, but we're busy trying to figure out where she's going to be at midnight tomorrow.

Dec 23, 2011

How To Avoid Getting Cuffed This Winter

The Christmas and NYE double-dip is upon us and that can only mean one thing: you're going to get a girlfriend, a boyfriend, or involved in an 'it's complicated' kind of thing. We call this "cuffing season." As the temperatures drop people just can't seem to stop themselves snuggling up next to someone. But what if that someone is someone really inadvisable, festively plump, a bit annoying, and sure to be dumped in time for Spring Break? Then you need to learn how to avoid getting cuffed: sounds easy but with all that mistletoe around it's harder than it seems. Check out our resident Pick Up Artist's advice after the jump!

Dec 22, 2011

Ask A Chick: Fingering, Ryan Gosling, Pot vs. Coke vs. Booze

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why girls love Ryan Gosling, whether they prefer digital relief or cunnilingus, and dating a dude with serious vices See her answers after the jump!

Dec 13, 2011

15 Reasons Why Chicks Fake Orgasms

Unless you're an absolute pornstar, odds are you've probably experienced a woman faking an orgasm. Some are better actors than others. Hell, even few male pornstars can make chicks come to fruition every time. Truth is, most girls can't climax through vaginal intercourse and if they can, it's only from the right moves in the right conditions at the right time in the right setting. While the thought of a chick lying to your grill is downright infuriating, the fairer gender have their reasons. Find out what they are after the jump.

Dec 7, 2011

A Honest Man’s Take On Handjobs [He Said / She Said]

The handjob is like the Pre-Bolshevik Russia of sex moves; it seems like a good idea at the time, but its execution usually results in pain, suffering, a lot of complaining, and finally upheaval with the people taking matters into their own hands (literally). In this edition of He Said / She Said, we're taking a look at the bane of adult men everywhere: the handjob.

Dec 6, 2011

Twitter Says #NeverTrustAGirlThat Does These 30 Things

Recently, we showed you 15 of the best red flags about women. We caught a lot of sh*t for most of the items on that rundown but that's because commenters don't have a sense of humor. Well, they're probably gonna hate the trending hashtag #NeverTrustaGirlThat - which has tweeters providing reasons for never trusting a girl that does certain things. So, if you suspect your girlfriend's up to something or your potential hook up might be bad news - check out what Twitter thinks you should look out for after the jump.

Dec 1, 2011

Ask A Chick: Facial Hair, Hang Out vs. Hook Up, Second Date ‘Raincoat’

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about the attractiveness of facial hair, hanging out with buddies and the girl you've never hooked up with (but want to), and bringing a condom to a second date. See her answers after the jump!

Nov 30, 2011

What Your “Sexpression” Says About You [He Said / She Said]

The Oxford English Dictionary has over 171,000 definitions for words that are currently in use. The average college student knows about 175,000, all of which can be found on UrbanDictionary, not the OED. I can personally rattle off over 20 different phrases to describe intercourse (of course that one doesn't count) but I'm pretty picky with which word I choose. Find out what your slang term for sex says about you in our slideshow after the jump.

Nov 27, 2011

15 of the Best Red Flags About Women

We love SNL's Digital Shorts and the one titled, "Red Flag" was spot on. In the clip, Kristen Wiig plays a woman in a red dress who doled out a healthy helping of red flags to watch out for but there are hundreds more. Luckily, there's a site that lets you know the best of the worst, It's helpful for dudes and chicks. Guys can bail on girls who boast these traits and chicks can reform their red flaggy ways. It's a win-win for everyone. So, working together with the guys at 100 Red Flags, we came up with 15 of the best red flags about women. Check 'em out after the jump and leave your best ones in the comments section.

Nov 24, 2011

Ask A Chick: Fingering Numbers, Bringin’ Sextin’ Back, Spilling Secrets

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why your girl isn't responding to your sext messages, how often girls get themselves off, and exactly how much she's telling her friends about your relationship. See her answers after the jump!

Nov 23, 2011

7 Reasons Why We’re Thankful For Women [He Said / She Said]

As men, we can do just about anything (except bleed for a week straight without dying) a woman can do. That doesn't change the fact that warm, happy feelings are bound to happen when the woman in your life does something for you. Yes, BJs are included in that list of "somethings" but that's not all I'm talking about. Since I've gotten into a sappy holiday mood, I feel inclined to lay out a few of the real reasons that we should take some time and let the ladies know we actually appreciate these "birds." Check them out after the jump!

Nov 16, 2011

Should You Hook Up With Your High School Crush This Thanksgiving Break? [He Said/She Said]

To crush or not to crush, that is the question that hundreds of thousands of college freshmen will be asking themselves this Thanksgiving break when they return home for the first time. I know that a lot of you are returning home with a newfound sense of confidence and worldly knowledge, so of course there's an urge to share your experiences (and your penis) with your old high school crush. But before you go ahead and make the moves on the girl you didn't dare to before, let us help you weigh the consequences. We go through the pros and cons of hooking up with your old flame after the jump!

Nov 10, 2011

How To Handle Your Break-Up Like A Man [He Said / She Said]

The last time that I wrote a "He Said" section of this column, it didn't go over too well with the ladies. It would seem that I wasn't kind enough. Whoops. Girls, this isn't called "What She Wanted Me To Say," which, coincidentally, would be a conversation I would be great at due to years of having a girlfriend. At the moment, though, I'm single and ready to mingle. This week, I'm going to discuss the difficult transition between breaking up to being happily single and some things you can do to help yourself along the way. So pack your bags (or maybe she's done that for you) because we're headed to single-town after the jump.

Nov 8, 2011

29 Sex Tips From 29 Sexperts

Sex Education sucks. Many schools have eliminated their sex ed programs due to budget restraints or to pressures from the super conservative religious types. If every kid got the comprehensive rundown right when they enter puberty, maybe we wouldn't have to endure bullsh*t like I'm a Teen Mom or 16 and Preggers or random baby mamas harshin' on Biebs anymore. As for me, I went to Catholic high school, so I'm so far in the dark when it comes to the female anatomy, I might as well be Jerry Sandusky. Luckily, our sister site asked the internet's top sex, dating, and relationship experts for their top tips for chicks looking to master making whoopie cakes. Click here to check 'em out now.

Nov 7, 2011

11 Things Men Don’t Need To Know About Women

When it comes to relationships honesty is the best policy but there is such a thing as TMI and FTW to those of you who believe you have to be 100% honest to the point of overbearing. Mystery’s just as exciting and important an element to any kind of relationship, long-term, short-term, monogamous, or poly as intimacy. And really, there are just some things that nobody needs to know. so we’re going to be getting a little grimy. Brace yourself and check out the 11 Things Men Don’t Need To Know About Women.

Nov 3, 2011

Ask A Chick: Raw Doggin’, Spoonin’, How To Get A B-day 3-Way

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about when it's okay to NOT use a condom, why chicks love being the little spoon, and how to organize a 3-way on your birthday. See her answers after the jump!

Nov 2, 2011

Does Technology Make Cheating Harder? [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

This week's "He Said / She Said" addresses technology's impact on cheating. Most cheaters yearn for a time when accessibility was toned way down; when there were only one or two ways to get in touch with someone - mail (as in the Post Office) or landline phone (as in I'm not home, I'm not taking your call). While there are more opportunities to cheat, there are also more ways to get caught. Read our take on technology's effects on relationships then vote in our poll after the jump.

Nov 1, 2011

#TiffanyTuesday Takes On Halloween’s Toughest Questions & Sexiest Costumes

In this week's edition of #TiffanyTuesday, Ms. Crystal has collected some of her favorite costumes she saw from some sexy ladies posting on twitter over the weekend and answers your questions about couples costumes and picking up chicks on All Hallow's Eve. Click the link to see her insightful replies and hot pics.

Oct 31, 2011

Ask A Chick: Halloween-er Costume, Eat Out For Oral, GF’s Friends Suck

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, COED welcomes our new writer Taylor with some questions about dressing up for Halloween, who should go down on who first, and what to do when your girlfriend's friends suck. See her answers after the jump!

Oct 26, 2011

What Guys Think Of Girls’ Halloween Costumes [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

There are two types of people when it comes to Halloween: those who have been planning their costume for weeks and those who have no idea what to be until the last minute. When it comes down to zero-hour, though, everyone gets judged the same. That's why ladies should always ask their girlfriends for their opinions beforehand. And if you're worried about asking one of your guy friends, don't be. It's why I'm here - to give you a pre-emptive opinion on what a guy will think of your costume. Check out my first reactions to seeing various costumes after the jump!

Oct 25, 2011

5 Reasons Why Halloween Is The Easiest Holiday To Hook Up

Don't worry you've still got time. I'd say around 4 weeks. That's when "cuffing season" begins. What's cuffing season? It's when you "hole up" for the winter; when you're more likely to end up locked / knocked up than hooking up. Halloween's your last (and best) chance to have the hook up of the year. So, get your True Blood inspired costumes on and covered in (probably) fake blood for my top 5 reasons why Halloween is the easiest holiday to hook up.

Oct 23, 2011

Ask A Chick: Forever Foreplay, Premature Pet Names, Excessive Texting

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Charlsie responds to questions about how long foreplay should last, premature pet names, and over-texting. See her answers after the jump!

Oct 17, 2011

John Mayer’s Hottest Celebrity Hookups [PHOTOS, POLL]

October 16th was John Mayer's birthday. While that little nugget of information likely goes in one eye and out the other, it should matter to you because (like Leo) this crooner has hooked up with some serious celebrity tail in his past. He's said some douchey things and he's made some ridiculous guitar faces but that doesn't take away from the fact that he's dated the Big 3: singers, models, actresses. Check out some of the more famous girls who have shown him their birthday suit then vote for the hottest in our poll after the jump.

Oct 12, 2011

He Said / She Said: Manswers to Questions From The Fairer Sex

Girls asking questions, what else is new? Jokes aside, in last week's He Said / She Said, we posed some questions to the ladies and received some great answers. Simultaneously, the girls at College Candy asked us a few things about how our awesome man-brains react to some of the things that they do or say. While usually we just ignore their questions (you would too if you had to explain a microwave eleven-million times), we felt obliged to give the girls a peek into what goes on in our head. Check out our answers to questions like "Is it a fear of commitment or are you just using the girl?", "Do guys have underlying meanings to stuff they say?" and other questions that drive women crazy after the jump

Oct 11, 2011

Tiffany Crystal Takes A Shower For #TiffanyTuesday

It is Tuesday again COED readers. And although this week isn’t filled with some exciting shenanigans at the Playboy Mansion,...

Oct 6, 2011

Ask A Chick: Toe Sucking, Waiting Game For Virgins, Post-Date Texting

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Charlsie responds to questions about suckin' on toes, waiting to have sex with a virgin, and the right amount of time to wait to text someone after a date. Check out her answers after the jump.

Oct 4, 2011

He Said / She Said: The 21 Most Important Questions We Have For Chicks

Back in May, we posted on the 7 things guys don't get about girls. True to form, College Candy responded with explanations for their behavior, which only further confused the matter. We thought we'd take another crack at the cross-gender serve and volley, this time issuing an exhaustive questionnaire that should cover all the bases. If we've left any out, let us know in the comments. Check 'em out in our slideshow after the jump.

Oct 4, 2011

#TiffanyTuesday Skinny Dips In The Grotto

In this week's edition of #TiffanyTuesday, Miss COED Tiffany Crystal talks about her test shoot to become a Playboy Playmate, which included a skinny dip session in the Grotto at the Playboy Mansion. She also discusses the worst pick up line she's ever heard, pajama pants, her comfort levels posing nude, and her attraction to hot chicks. Check out the full Q&A after the jump.

Sep 30, 2011

10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Girlfriend

Guys in relationships know that there are a bunch of moments when they absolutely have to bite their tongues. The constant questions of "Doesn't this make me look fat?" and "Do you think she's hot?" are asked on a weekly basis with no real correct answer. To help you poor bastards with your girlfriends I was able to compose a list of things you DO NOT say to your girlfriend so you don't get stuck in the dog house. Check 'em out below then let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.

Sep 29, 2011

Ask A Chick: Condom Cache, Class Crush, Family Va(forni)cations

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Charlsie responds to questions about where you should keep your cache of condoms, how to get that girl in your class's attention, and whether or not you should hook up with your girlfriend on a family vacation.