Jul 27, 2017

This Guy’s Wedding Was Called Off, So He Partied Hard And Allegedly Set 8 Cars On Fire

A Texas man’s wedding got cancelled, so he allegedly went buck wild and set eight cars on fire. Don’t mess...

Apr 3, 2017

WATCH: John Cena Proposes To Nikki Bella At WrestleMania 33

It appears as if The Doctor of Thuganomics is finally leaving the bachelor’s life behind. WrestleMania got super real all...

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Feb 14, 2017

Scarlett Johansson Saying That ‘Monogamy Is Unnatural’ Is Proof That God May Exist After All

Scarlett Johansson is newly single and she’s coming out absolutely SWINGING. Fresh off of divorcing French journalist (which literally may...

Dec 1, 2016

This New (Cough Bullsh*t Cough) Study Determined Which Names Make The Best Spouses

A new study just revealed the names of the people that would make good husbands or wives. Yep, you heard...

Nov 13, 2016

This Guy Proposed At A D-League Game, And Nobody Will Be Surprised If This Marriage Ends In D-Vorce

Sporting-game proposals are tacky and played out,  If you’ve really found your soulmate then you don’t need thousands of people...

Jul 25, 2016

Clearly High Man Proposes To Girlfriend At The Least Romantic Place In America Right Now … The Democratic National Convention

He’s not high. It was a joke, chill out. This is supposed to be a happy story, remember? They say...

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Feb 4, 2016

Major Feel Alert: Guy Proposes To Dime Girlfriend With Epic Fake Movie Trailer

Everyone loves a good ol’ viral marriage proposal, right? Good, cause this one’s as good as they come. On February...

Couple has 9/11 Themed Wedding, Are The Worst People Walking The Earth

  Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: a rich person has done something incredidly offensive and insensitive. Except...

Sep 14, 2015

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Might Be Getting A Divorce, “Gentlemen, Start Your Engines”

Tom Brady (the world’s best quarterback) and Gisele Bundchen, (the world’s highest paid model), MIGHT be getting a divorce. I...

Sep 2, 2015

Check Out This Bride Who Checks Her Phone At The Altar [VIDEO]

Well, in her defense she’s just being on top of updating the relationship status. Bet this marriage is going to...

Oct 11, 2013

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Dec 3, 2012

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner’s 18 Sexiest WAGs [PHOTOS]

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner are back in the news again because apparently they’re getting remarried married. If you need...

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Sep 26, 2012

Hong Kong Billionaire Offers $65 Million To Any Man Who Can Marry His Gay Daughter

Hong Kong property magnate Cecil Chao Sze-tsung is so upset that his lesbian daughter recently married her partner that earlier...

Aug 24, 2012

Fake Marriage = Free Food and Drinks [Cheap Date Tony]

Tell your lady to dress pretty – because you’re taking her on a fake marriage date. You’re not really getting...

May 31, 2012

Yes, This Unfortunate White-Power Engagement Announcement Happened [44 PHOTOS]

You know how girls apparently try on their future husband’s name for size before they start getting too serious? Yeah,...

May 22, 2012

THE VIEW Announces Marvel Comics’ First Gay Marriage–We’ve Got Northstar’s Guest List! [VIDEO]

There’s big comics news today as the ladies of The View announced the gay wedding of superhero Northstar. (It’ll be...

May 2, 2012

The Pimpingest Mormon Ever Is Sleeping With Twin Sisters + Their Cousin

Mitt Romney, move over — there’s a more pimp Mormon than you. Meet Joe Darger, the Salt Lake City resident...

Apr 26, 2012

The Scandalous Miss Dominican Republic Showdown [34 PHOTOS]

It was announced on April 25th that the Carlina Duran, the former Miss Dominican Republic 2012 would have to relinquish...

Dec 30, 2011

Katy Perry’s Divorce Rings in the New Year [96 PHOTOS]

According to TMZ and the Associated Press, one of our editors is getting a late Christmas present because Katy Perry is going to be celebrating her New Year's Eve alone! That's right, comedian-who's-convinced himself-that-he's-actually-a-rock-and-roller Russell Brand filed for divorce on Friday, December 30th. Why Russell would want to divorce the woman who's graced our Best Natural Breasts and Women Who Wow'd is anyone's guess, but we're busy trying to figure out where she's going to be at midnight tomorrow.

Sep 18, 2011

These 5 Things Used to Be Legal

I'm no lawyer, but I think that most laws are pretty straightforward and make a lot of sense. While you would think that this has always been the case, you would be wrong. Apparently, things must have been pretty wild in the past because the fact that these five things weren't illegal is a total mindf*ck - especially because these mostly deal with physical violence or possible/probable death. Check out our list below!

Jul 25, 2011

Little Boy Tries to Keep Pimp Hand Strong, Doesn’t Want Marriage [VIDEO]

I feel like this is the second commercial to that bogus 'Hail to the V' series for Summer's Eve. It shows what happens after those fights. Here's what probably happened: after this boy kicked the other neighborhood sh*t out of the sandbox, he won this girl (just like in the commercial). Now she's getting it all confused, thinking he wants marriage. Nope, he just wanted some of that cootie-free "V" and becomes visibly upset about the confusion. Check out the hilarious argument below!

Jul 13, 2011

Saying Goodbye to an Unmarried Angelina Jolie [33 PICS]

I was having a pretty crappy day because of my hangover and then I got hit with this depressing curveball: According to Us Magazine, Angelina and Brad Pitt are going to get married sometime within the next few months. Now that the whole we’re-not-going-to-get-married-until-gays-can-get-married-too shtick is up, they’re finally capitulating. Until today, I thought I had an honest-to-god chance that maybe I’d be able to able to hit that. She seems like the crazy, quirky type that might be down for a one-night romp that only a blogger could provide. Now, I’ll just have to be content looking at photos of her. They are good photos though, check them out below.

Oct 19, 2010

What A Woman’s Age Says About Her

Knowing a woman's age is a tremendously helpful indicator of where their head's at. Women are reluctant to give up this number once it reaches a certain level and that'll inhibit your ability to effectively navigate. Face it, women are vulnerable. The more intel you have on one, the more "damage" you could do to them (at least, in their eyes). Here's a field guide covering the various stages of womanhood. Pamela Anderson will serve as our subject.

Aug 12, 2010

10 Jobs That Guarantee You’ll Die Alone

Amidst the never-ending search for a hot chick with whom you can spend the rest of your life is the search for a profession to fund said rest of your life. Sometimes, the two disagree. Unless your chick is really swell, chances are she'll find these professions utterly repulsive and/or ridiculous. Try to avoid making a career path out of the following in order to win the fair lady's heart.

May 5, 2009

Trent Reznor’s New Fiancee is Playboy Fine

Trent Reznor is a lucky, lucky man. News recently surfaced that the lead singer of Nine Inch Nails is now engaged to Mariqueen Maandig, the viciously sexy lead singer of the band, West Indian Girl. (Mariqueen is actually Filipino, not West Indian, BTW.) Luckily for you, this exotic hottie has also appeared in Playboy!

Jun 24, 2008

Pot Calls Kettle, uh…Black: James Dobson vs. Barack Obama

Over the past seven years of the Bush Administration, I’ve realized that to know what people are lying about, just...

Jun 23, 2008

COED Rant: Jewelry Sucks

I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying...

Nov 28, 2007

Hulkster’s Getting Divorced

A reporter for the St. Petersburg Times blind-sided Hulk Hogan on Friday with news that his wife Linda had filed...

Nov 14, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Puppy Love

Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude...

Nov 9, 2007

The Big Girl Epidemic

“Does Your Girlfriend Act Her Age?” tells us that “the women you date should behave—and look—like grown-ups, not characters from...

Oct 5, 2007

The Heartbreak Kid: a Gross Miscalculation

Ben Stiller is looking old these days. He looks and acts like he could be Jason Biggs‘ dad. Even before...

Sep 14, 2007

Bye Bye Britney

I’m not sure about the rest of you but I was really looking forward to seeing Britney Spears‘ performance at...