Sep 17, 2011

The Most Outstanding Handbra Extravaganza Ever! [PHOTOS]

Armbras are cool and all, but we'd prefer handbras hands down. They're just more versatile, the handbra's owner can wiggle, jiggle, squish, mash, and tease to her heart's content. Women like Jessica Burciaga, Jessica-Jane Clement, and Heidi Klum have crafted careers simply by grabbing their own boobs. If they ever get tired we'd be more than willing to lend them a helping hand. Check out our handy gallery of hot handbras after the jump.

Aug 10, 2011

Alice Goodwin’s Goods Will Make You Dump Your Fiancee & Miss Your Son’s First Birthday

The Daily Mail reported that Premiere League (that's soccer) star Jermaine Pennant dumped his fiancee and missed his son's first birthday to be with 25 year old model (and COED favorite) Alice Goodwin. Apparently, the dude has a sorted past, at one point cheating on sexy WAG Amii Grove who then destroyed six figures worth of his designer clothing. He then courted Hollyoaks actress and former Miss COED Jennifer Metcalfe and went back and forth between her and Grove and was even engaged to the model. Dude's doing something right. It'd be wrong of us to deprive you of Alice Goodwin's hottest handbras. Check 'em out along with the other girls he banged then vote in our poll to see who's hottest after the jump

Jun 27, 2011

38 Sexy Sunglasses and Handbra Combos for Sunglasses Day [PHOTOS]

June 27th is Sunglasses Day, a day in which everyone's encouraged to sport creepers. Sunglasses are a perfect example of fashion meeting function. They shield one's eyes from harmful UV rays and diminish the chances of crow's feet, but they also look pretty bad-ass and can make girls with f***ed up eyes and questionable noses look like supermodels. One could say handbras are just like shades, they shield peepers from seeing nips and they look hot as hell. We salute both in a gallery that's so bright you might have to break out the Ray-Bans. Check it out after the jump.

Jun 24, 2011

The 25 Hottest Jessica-Jane Clement Handbras [PHOTOS]

Jessica-Jane's an English glamour model, actress and TV presenter who's best known for co-hosting a BBC show called, "The Real Hustle" and for posing for Playboy at age 18 (NSFW). She's also appeared in a bunch of music videos and feature films. Now, she's in the latest issue of Loaded magazine with an unbelievably hot pictorial. We're hoping she hops the pond to give us Clementia. Yes, we just made that up and it's trademarked. So, pay up, bitches. Anyway, check out her hottest handbras in our photo gallery after the jump.

Jun 17, 2011

A Freakin’ Lotta #FriskyFriday Handbra Photos [77 PICS]

What started with Playboy model Shera Bechard and this picture has blossomed and blown up into a regular, recurring Twitterrific feature in which hot chicks post their most provocative pics under the #FriskyFriday hashtag! You could go aimlessly searching through Twitter for these risqué pics or you could just sit back and enjoy the hottest, hand-picked handbras  in the photo gallery after the jump.

Jun 6, 2011

Happy Double D-Day! [127 PHOTOS]

June 6th is the anniversary of D-Day aka Operation Neptune, which was the day the Allied Forces invaded and won Normandy, France. The operation was the largest amphibious invasion in world history, with over 195,000 Allied personnel in over 5,000 ships involved. If you've ever seen Saving Private Ryan (or even the Robot Chicken spoof of Saving Private Ryan's beach scene), you might have the slightest understanding of the sacrifices made on that day. We salute their efforts with the largest gallery of gigantor boobs to ever invade your eyeballs. Check it out after the jump.

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May 11, 2011

COED’s Festival de Cans 2011 [101 PHOTOS]

The Cannes Film Festival begins today, May 11th. The most COED was ever exposed to the spectacle was when we watched that episode of Entourage where Drama fell in love with that French chick and the Weinstein knockoff bought that POS indie movie Vince was in. This year's fest has most critics buzzing about The Tree of Life, Drive, and Midnight in Paris. To celebrate the 64th edition of Cannes, we bring you a comely photo collection of cans that'll have you screaming "Oui! Oui!" Hey man, the bathroom's that way. Check out the pics after the jump!

The 21 Hottest Alice Goodwin Handbras [Photos]

Every day we look at a ton of chicks. It gets to the point where one could become desensitized - you know the girl's hot but there's no visceral reaction. Well, along comes Alice Goodwin with her ridiculously hot hand bra and BOOM - our eyes pop, head spins, and all we can say is, "Wow". When you can get a wow out of us, you're probably doing something right. We don't need to tell her how to perfect the hand bra pose, she's got it down pat. She also has one of the sexiest calendars of 2010 and 2011. Check out our gallery of her hottest handbras then head over to ZooToday.com for more Goodwin greatness.

Feb 7, 2011

How To Perfect The Hand Bra Pose Featuring Page 3 Idol Winner Kelly Hall

Remember when I posted Jessica Burciaga’s 140 Greatest Hand-Bras of All-Time and called her the Queen of the hand-bra? Well, we just received these eye-popping pictures of busty 20 year old UK Page 3 Idol winner Kelly Hall and it looks like she might give Burciaga a run for her money. After some in-depth analysis of Kelly's form, I've decided to help other models perfect the hand-bra pose with this quick and easy "how to" guide.

Feb 3, 2011

2010: The Year In Handbras [96 Photos]

We consider ourselves connoisseurs of cupping the boob. Go ahead. Google “Hand Bras”. I’ll wait. See? 2010 was a helluva...

Dec 31, 2010

Sep 10, 2010

A Helluva-Lotta Handbras [320 Photos]

When it comes to bewbs, we have a tendency do over-do things a bit here at COED (ie. Denise Milani Overdose, Underboob Overdose). The truth is, some things are just so awesome, 20 or 30 pics just ain't gonna cut it. So when we we started pulling together a few pics for a new handbra post, lets just say things got a bit out of 'hand'. We doubt you'll be complaining.

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Jun 3, 2010

44 Hellaciously-Hot Hand Panties

I think we can all agree that it's getting too hot outside to be wearing accessories like underwear around. But what's a modest girl to do when it gets too steamy for her to put on her panties? Why slip on her hand panties of course! It's not only the easiest way to brave the summer heat without getting those pesky underwear tan lines, but it's also the only all-natural lingerie product (besides the hand bra and the more classy helping hand bra) guaranteed to get men in the mood.

Sep 22, 2008

The Week In Re-Boob: Sept. 15th-21st

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries...