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Sep 13, 2011

He Said / She Said: What Do You Consider Hooking Up?

We've covered a sh*t ton of polarizing subjects in "He Said / She Said", but I think this one might take the cake. I've legit argued with a group of girls over the term "hook up" (and every variation thereof) for hours on end with no amicable or mutual compromise in sight - other than it occurs with someone you're NOT in a relationship with. We dudes tend to be more lenient with it, toss it around like a 'bee. Chicks, though. Chicks take this sh*t seriously. So, how do the sexes define "hooking up"? Find out after the jump.

Sep 13, 2011

7 Lessons in Love from the Characters of Friday Night Lights

Five seasons. 76 episodes. Unlimited lessons. With the new slate of Fall TV shows hitting the tube in the coming month, millions of fans will undoubtedly go through FNL withdrawal. Hardly any of the new programs will offer the kind of character analysis FNL did. While you were drooling over MILF Tami Taylor and bad girl Tyra Collette, female fans of Friday Night Lights were focused on the hunky dudes of the Dillon Panthers. Check out why women go batsh*t crazy for each of the show’s male leads and learn how you can bring a little bit of each character into your own dating and mating. Break out the notepad and check 'em out after the jump.

Sep 3, 2011

How To Be The Last Man Standing In A Drink-a-thon

You've probably heard the expression it's a marathon, not a sprint. Never has an expression held truer than when embarking on a long day (or night) of drinking. There are several reasons why you should pace yourself. A) When all other dudes drop like flies, you'll be the guy girls go to to get off. B) You get to billboard the sh*t out of everyone else - let your inner artist fly. C) Bragging rights. So, if any or all of those things appeal to you then you need to read on...after the jump.

5 Telltale Signs You’re Getting Laid Tonight

Dating. It means different things to different people. There's traditional type dating (or courting as my 82 year-old grandmother calls it) and then there's the more modern version of it -- maybe a couple of dinners but mostly hanging at a bar/someone's house until the good stuff happens. But no matter what school of thought you belong to in terms of dating, the signs that things are going good/bad remain constant. You don't need to be an expert to figure them out. You just need to have two eyes and second grade common sense. Check out our refresher course after the jump.

Sep 3, 2011

How To Get The Most Out Of Your Fake ID

So, you got a fake ID. You're one of the lucky few to inherit an actual old ID from a friend or family member. But you're 6'3" and your ID says you're 5'8". You're boned, right? Wrong. Truth is if you're smart about where you go (the place that actually ACCEPTS fake IDs), getting in is more a matter of mind over government-issued materials. Follow our basic steps to using a fake and you'll be in the clear. Read on after the jump.

Sep 3, 2011

Tailgate Like A Pro In 5 Easy Steps

With the advent of football, people are buying tickets and making plans to go the the games. If you plan on going to see a game live, it's understood that you're tailgating. I'm sure you don't want to bring that weak sh*t to the parking lot, as standing next to a massive pickup-truck that doubles as a grill-house with only a dinky 6-pack to show for yourself is going to look pretty pathetic. To help you avoid certain embarrassment, we break down the x's and o's of hosting the ultimate tailgate.

Aug 21, 2011

Aug 20, 2011

10 Qualities Your Drinking Buddy Should Have

You can't choose your family, but you sure as h*ll can choose your drinking partner. Making the right decision with your pick is really important, as you're going to be sharing some of your best times and secrets with the dude. In order to help you find the Barney to your Homer, we've pooled together the 10 most important qualities your drankin' partner should have.

Aug 19, 2011

8 Signs Your GF’s Gonna Be Fat

Not that there's anything wrong with that. They say most fat people are jolly. I'd agree with that statement for those chubbies who embrace their weight. For most others, though, packing on the pounds is worrisome. Some study somewhere shows that the number one killer (besides Ghostface - WU TANG FOREVER!) in America is obesity. Unless you're a genetic freak or gym rat, getting fat is an eventual consequence of getting old. You get lazy, you lose motivation. But, if your goal is to avoid this fate and you're looking for a partner who won't embarrass you, check out our guide to determining if you're gf will be gluttonous in our slideshow after the jump.

Aug 12, 2011

How To Hook Up With The 4 Major Types Of Women

Try to chat up a ballsy, alpha female with some lines you stole from ‘The Notebook’ and she’ll shove your dozen roses right down your throat. Tease a shy girl about how her nose wiggles when she talks, and she’ll cry uncontrollably. To be a great pick up artist you need calibration: picking the right tool for the right situation. Every person is unique: yet there are four broad categories of characters you’re likely to encounter on a regular basis. Each has a code and our British Bisexual Babe is here to help you crack it. Check out her helpful how to guide after the jump.

Aug 10, 2011

How To Turn Your Scraps Into Smoke-worthy Weed [Weedly Column]

In an earlier Weedly Column, we gave you the basics of Hashish: what it is, why it's so powerful, and a quick way to make it at home using only your fingers. Since the article was only a general overview of the potent stuff, we left out some of the more complex methods. Here, we cover some other great ways to obtain keef and then explain how to make your very own hash press. Find out how after the jump.

Jul 27, 2011

15 Effective Tools That Will Make You A Better Bartender

You can drink, but can you bartend? You're probably not as good as you think. Pouring bottles of liquor directly into your mouth (or the mouths of sorority sisters) doesn't make you a bartender. Since we're all about helping you and your friends have a good time, we're going to make a bartender out of you - one drink at a time. Beam Global Spirits & Wine Master Mixologist, Bobby Gleason (two-time mixologist of the year) has come up with a list of useful tools you're gonna need to make panties drop (hint: serve the panty dropper). Check it out after the jump.

Jul 10, 2011

Menage a Trois Manners: The Etiquette Guide To Threesomes

It’s the ‘end of the rainbow’ moment for many a happy hunting pick up artist. The moment where their skills are so hot, the moment is so perfect and the girls so wild that a three-way jumps onto the cards. Whether you’ve done a Jedi mind trick on your girlfriend to make her comply, or just happened to find two BFFs looking to make you the luckiest man alive; you need to know the rules of play to prevent your three-way f*ck fest from turning into a f*ck-up. Check out our Brisith Bisexual Babe Hayley Quinn's tips if you want to get more than just the tip after the jump.

May 15, 2011

Bachelor Party Do’s & Don’ts

Bachelor parties are the last hurrah for the groom-to-be. It's a time for a bunch of dudes to get together, get ridiculously drunk, throw around some money, and give in to the most debase, immoral activities the male mind can conjure up. The last thing any guy wants to think about when he's about to let loose is rules, but if you want the final send-off to live on forever, we have a few do's and don'ts that'll ensure an award-winning sh*tshow. Check it out after the jump!

Sep 14, 2008

5 Warning Signs Your Professor Might Be Bad News

1) English is as hard for them as Algebra is for you. There’s nothing wrong with knowing two languages. Actually...

Jul 2, 2008

Get Wild Abroad: The Best Party Hostels On Earth

So you booked a $225 plane ticket to Europe with ZoomAir, obtained your passport, read our guide on how to...