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Sep 7, 2017

China To Spend $45 Million On A Simulation Base Of Mars

I once heard we know more about space than we do about the deep ocean. Can’t tell you where I...

Jul 26, 2017

Meanwhile In China, Burglar Disguises Himself As Ghost In An Attempt To By-Pass Security Cameras

This guy from China thought he could get away with robbing a residential building if he dressed up as a...

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Jul 13, 2017

Liu Xiaobo, Imprisoned Nobel Peace Prize Winner, Is Dead At The Age Of 61

Nobel peace prize winner Liu Xiaobo died in Chinese custody today. Liu was serving an eleven year sentence for his...

May 14, 2017

WATCH: Vladimir Putin Play An Extra Creepy Tune On The Piano

Vladimir Putin visited Beijing to meet with Chinese President Xi Jinping, and while waiting for the prez, he played a...

May 12, 2017

Chinese Lady Tries To Kill Herself, Heroic Bystander Says ‘Not Today, Satan!’

If you’re going to kill yourself, at least wait until the end of the day, you know? Everyone’s miserable in...

Feb 22, 2017

They Call This Dude ‘The Man With The Iron Crotch’ Because, Well, Take A Guess

This right here is the best type of internet. For as dark and vicious as the world wide web can...

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Dec 17, 2016

Donald Trump Makes Embarrassing Typo On Twitter

Earlier this week, a United States Naval underwater drone was seized by China in the South China Sea. If you’re...

WATCH: China vs. Australia Live Stream Olympic Basketball

China and Australia, the two greatest teams in the Pacific, tip off today for some Group A Men’s Olympic Basketball...

Aug 12, 2016

France vs China Live Stream: How To Watch Olympic Basketball Online

China and France will both look for their first 2016 Rio Summer Olympics Men’s Basketball win tonight at 9:30 PM...

Aug 8, 2016

China vs USA Live Stream: How To Watch Olympic Basketball Online

China and Team USA have already played basketball against each other twice in as many weeks leading up to the...

Aug 6, 2016

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Sep 2, 2015

You’ll Never Guess Where the “City of Sex” Is…

Welcome to the city of Dongguan, also known as “The City of Sex”. Located in south China’s Guangdong Province, Dongguan...

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Aug 12, 2015

Tianjin Explosion: Must See Photos, Facts and Details

A Tianjin container terminal exploded in China, leaving hundreds wounded on the street and inside the disaster area. Photos of...

Aug 12, 2015

WATCH: China Explosion Video Footage In Tianjin City

A massive explosion in China was caught on video. The enormous blast took place in a container terminal within Tianjin,...

Oct 8, 2014

Study Abroad Exposed: Shanghai, China

In every college students life there is a time when they can pretty much forget about taking those tough college...

Oct 1, 2013

Of Course Justin Bieber Made His Bodyguards Carry Him Up The Great Wall Of China

Of course he did. After all you don’t become one of the Most Popular Women On The Web by acting...

Sep 25, 2013

Say Hello To The Chinese Man With A Nose Growing Out Of His Forehead

Yup. That’s a nose growing out of his forehead.

Sep 5, 2013

Chicken Everywhere May Soon Be Imported From China To Save A Few Pennies

Thanks, FDA. So much for the whole “American Made” craze. And there’s no law requiring to let you know where...

Sep 2, 2013

Chinese Dashcam Catches Falling Boulders That Would Make You Shat Your Pants [VIDEO]

China slowly but surely catching up with The Motherland in dashcam video worthiness. Just with the exception of road rage...

Apr 8, 2013

Chinese Are Dressing Up Their Dogs In Pantyhose Because Why Not

Apparently it’s not rude to play with your food in the Far East. . “Dogs Wearing Pantyhose” is currently the...

Mar 27, 2013

Pole Smashes Through Bus Windshield In China Nearly Killing Driver [VIDEO]

Hot on the heels of that Chinese sinkhole, more dramatic footage from China: a lamppost flying through the windshield of...

Mar 27, 2013

Security Footage Captures Four-Story Sinkhole Swallowing Man Whole [VIDEO]

WARNING: FATAL VIDEO ABOVE Yesterday, rain in Shenzen, China caused a four-story sinkhole to open up right outside of a...

Mar 6, 2013

How To Sneakily Convince Your Love Interest To Rub Your Semen On Her Face

Just when you thought a woman escaping the police in a Power Wheels truck was going to be the weirdest...

Dec 29, 2012

Chinese Water Torture [VIDEO]

The Chinese government sure has a weird way of silencing dissidents....

Nov 12, 2012

Nothing Tastes As Good As A Live Scorpion On A Stick [VIDEO]

They say you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten a scorpion kebab. Wait… Did I say “they?” I meant “idiots.” Idiots...

Oct 11, 2012

One Of The Most Incredible Explosions You Will Ever See [VIDEO]

With over a million views, many of you may have already seen this natural gas tanker explosion that happened in China on Saturday. If not, it's certainly a video worth seeing. According to the Telegraph, five people died in the incident, so outside of that, I'll leave you to watch without any additional comments.

Oct 5, 2012

You Know How I Know That You’re Whipped? [PIC]

Because you're letting your wife stand on your back with her HEELS ON. Everyone knows you ask your wife to take her heels off before you let her use you as a human stool.

Sep 25, 2012

Super Soaker Wars Between China and Japan Are Hilariously Non-Lethal [PHOTOS]

I'm not sure how many of you have actually been following international politics when there are domestic issues (like NFL referees) to worry about, but there's currently a territory dispute between Taiwan, China, and Japan over a series of small isles called the Senkaku Islands. This isn't something we'd bother telling you about except for the fact that the dispute recently involved some of the biggest super soakers on the planet.

Sep 10, 2012

Chinese Man Gets F’d Up After Slashing A Tire [VIDEO]

With a lot of these here funny YouTube videos, sometimes it’s best to not know the full story. All we...

Apr 24, 2012

Woman Kills Man By Smashing His Testicles With Her Bare Hands

Yes, you read that headline correctly. A woman in Haiku City, China has allegedly killed a man in a parking...

Apr 24, 2012

The Dangers Of Walking On The Sidewalks In China [VIDEO]

We’re all for making fun of people hurting themselves because of texting and walking, but I don’t think we can...

Jan 24, 2012

Just Chinese Soldiers Playing Hot Potato With A Live Grenade [VIDEO]

We’re still questioning the validity and authenticity of this video. We know military training is intense, you have a drill...

Apr 27, 2011

Crazy Coked Up Panda [VIDEO]

Panda's are sometimes known to bust into the unguarded storehouses of sugar cane refineries in China and pretty much go to town on the sweet sugar sitting there. But what this panda in the video might of thought was sugar turned out to be pure cocaine; hey, they're both white and powdery, right? And if this video is anything to go by, he must be feeling one hell of a buzz! It'll be a while before he comes down from his high, but for now, watch this video of a coked up panda that puts Lil Wayne to shame!

Apr 19, 2011

5 Types Of Movies You Can’t See In China [VIDEOS]

When it comes to censorship in media, you can't get more strict than China. Everything from literature to television is under constant watch to make sure cultural revolutions and individual criticisms are averted. You can't listen to Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy in China for obvious reasons. Television news broadcasts that may paint an ugly picture of China have been blacked out. They have even completely censored YouTube, Facebook and Flickr from their internet. These crazy bans have even spread into their cinemas which have become much more strict about certain movies allowed to screen in their country. Here are a few types of movies you can bet you won't see in China. At least, not in the theater. They have everything on bootleg. See our list before you hop to China after the jump!

Sep 5, 2010

Movies This Week: September 3, 2010

After initial estimates crowned "The Last Exorcism" as king of last weekend's box office, the final tally showed "Takers" edged out the "get out of my daughter, Devil" thriller. By the way, CRAZY ending in TLE. Hopefully, you've avoided all spoiler alerts. I didn't. Frowny face. This week's entries feature big ass knives, long distance relationships, international espionage, chicks basketball, vampires, dogs, jailbait, Chinese trains, and 9/11. We're holding your eyeballs hostage until The Discovery Channel starts airing some earth-friendly programming!

Aug 26, 2010

5 Reasons Why We Need Teleportation Now

Beam me up Scotty; there is no intelligence life down here. Captain Kirk and the rest of the Star Trek crew had it right when they utilized the teleportation system to get from point A to point B. The traditional methods of moving around are not good enough to get the job done anymore; they are too dangerous. However, with the need to go to crazy places like work, school, dates, vacation, and most importantly the bar—we need to travel. Travel simply sucks these days, but if we could teleport it would not be half bad and the pitfalls that plague most travel methods would not be an issue.

Aug 20, 2010

Movies This Week: August 20, 2010

Expendables shot its way to #1 whlie Eat Pray Queef ate prayed and queefed its way into the second slot....

Mar 23, 2010

Google vs. China: All Out Cyberwar Or Sissy Slapfight?

After discovering that hundreds of politically sensitive Gmail accounts had been hacked by the Chinese government, Google’s giving China a choice – let us provide uncensored search results on, or we’re pulling out of China.

Feb 11, 2010

Survivor Babes: the Real All-Stars

Besides kicking off the age of reality television, Survivor has actually done men of the world one tremendous service- it...

Oct 30, 2009

How to Fall Through a Roof [Video]

All I'm going to say is, if you're going to snoop around like a cat burglar, it's probably a good idea to have some clue as to how to walk across a roof without it falling in on itself... four times! I'm mean, seriously, dude. You're in China. They're not exactly known for making things that last forever. If you were climbing around on the pyramids, then maybe, but this is just freakin' ridiculous.

Aug 13, 2009

American Graduates Finding Jobs in China

Shanghai and Beijing are becoming new lands of opportunity for recent American college graduates who face unemployment nearing double digits at home. Even those with limited or no knowledge of Chinese are heeding the call. They are lured by China’s surging economy, the lower cost of living and a chance to bypass...

Aug 5, 2009

Internet Addiction Camp Counselors Beat 16-Year-Old Boy To Death

What the heck is going on in China. Today, Wall Street Journal is reporting that a 16-year-old kid was beaten to death in “internet addiction” camp by his counselors. They were supposed to treat him but became agitated with him and ended up killing him instead.

Jun 22, 2009

Google Goes Porn-Free… In China

Anytime you need to ask yourself why it's good to be American, just remember all the freedoms you enjoy, that people elsewhere are less fortunate. Freedoms like being able to look at whatever porn you want (within reasonable boundaries), whenever you want.

See, if you lived in China, that wouldn't be the case, as Google has agreed to remove all the porn from Google's searches! All of it.

Apr 30, 2009

Swine Flu Fashion Tips

Following the Swine flu epidemic on TV is pretty intense. Way better than Bird Flu, and a contender with the economic recession. Today, I saw a couple people on the New York City streets sporting surgical masks. If this trend continues soon New York is going to look like China. I didn’t want to be left out...

Aug 12, 2008

Spanish Olympic Basketball Team to World: We Chinese, We Play Joke…

And next they will probably try to pee in your coke. In a decidedly uncool move, the defending Olympic Men’s...

Jul 18, 2008

China Bans Black People From Bars Near Olympic Grounds

Yeah, you read that right. Chinese authorities have secretly demanded bars deny service to black people and other “social undesirables”...

Jun 17, 2008

Big Brother Gives Sweden Pink belly, People Outraged.

In a fit of fear inspired by terrorism and Internet crime, former privacy-is-sacred country Sweden has decided to change their...

Sep 26, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Who Farted?

Tom Cruise asks the eternal question: “Who farted?” (AZ Central) UK fitness levels for women are “At an all-time low.”...

Sep 5, 2007

Foreign People are Damn Weird!

Why are foreign people so damn weird? I’ve never been abroad to China, very Eastern Europe, South America or Africa...

Aug 17, 2007

Notes on the Apocalypse

Last night three rescue workers were killed in Utah as they were searching for the six miners trapped from a...