children

Jan 30, 2017

Rest In Peace To This Legend, Who Had Over 130 Wives Because It Was His 'Divine Mission'

Mohammed Bello Abubakar, a 93-year-old Muslim cleric who wed 130 wives over the course of his life, died on Saturday,...

Jan 31, 2013

Dennis Rodman Wrote A Children’s Book For Parents Who Want To Warp Their Kids’ Minds For Life

Does your child have a thirst for reading that few children possess? Do they love to devour books the way...

Sep 20, 2012

Yes, This Mastery Level Boob Circle Photobomb Happened [50 PHOTOS]

The proof is in the pudding–kids are sneaky f*ckers. First off, how did this young gun get into a place...

108 Parenting FAILs for Child Safety & Protection Month [PHOTOS]

November is Child Safety & Protection Month. I'm constantly amazed at how many straight awful parents there are out there. It leads me to think we should definitely have a test you should pass to have kids. You have to take a test to drive a 3,000 lb weapon that could potentially kill others, and adopting parents have to pass all kinds of tests to take on a kid, so why not birth parents. Yeah, it's totally sci-fi totalitarianism but I don't care. I don't want to see any more of what you're about to see in our humongous gallery of parenting fails.

Nov 4, 2011

How To Hurt Children

Once you're an adult, Christmas pretty much just becomes a time to give kids a bunch of crap they probably don't need. So once you're done thoroughly spoiling them this holiday season, it's time to teach the little buggers a lesson. Now, hurting a kid is not as easy as you might think...

Dec 24, 2008

In Maryland, Orange Pumpkins = Kid-Touchers

In a half-assed attempt to keep children from having contact with violent and child sex offenders this Halloween, Maryland is...

Oct 15, 2008

Jan 4, 2008

Britney Spears Rushed to Hospital in Ambulance After Holding Her Kids Hostage

Has it finally happened? Are people finally ready to stop taking cheap shots at Britney Spears (both literally and figuratively)...