Nov 16, 2016

Scientist Says There Is A 1-In-500 Chance That Mankind Gets Wiped Out This Year

Swell. It’s been well documented 2016 has been a global shit show, so it only makes sense that we follow...

Dec 21, 2012

40 Awesome GIFs To Celebrate The World Not Ending

Unfortunately for some, we are not dead. And while my head is absolutely killing me from last night’s “End of...

May 31, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse: The 5 Most Annoying Things About It

We’ve been joking about this for a while now, but the zombies are finally at our gates. First, it was...

May 9, 2012

How To Survive A Robot Uprising [VIDEO]

Zombies and vampires aren’t very likely to actually come and kill you, but you’re not going to be so lucky...

Mar 5, 2012

11 People We Wouldn’t Miss If The World Ended Today

Word is the world’s gonna meet its maker in 2012. What better way to prep for the end of days...

Jan 25, 2012

Is “Wastelander Panda” Real Life? [VIDEO, POLL]

I can’t tell if Epic Films is serious about this TV show or not. I felt the same way when...

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Aug 19, 2011

I Would Honestly Love It If Zombies Took Over the World [VIDEO]

I'm 6'3", 200 pounds and overly confident that I can kick any living person's ass, let alone someone who's been dead to the world and smells like rotting garbage. Yes, I've practiced on homeless people. And COD. Both of which qualify me as an expert in zombie killing. When Rezurrection comes out, I'm honestly going to sit in front of my TV with no less than five blunts - which is the same approach I'd take if the Z Apocalypse comes. Check out the trailer after the jump.

Your One Stop Shop For Apocalypse [DOOMSDAY, JUDGEMENT DAY, RAPTURE]

Well, it's been nice knowing all of you. While I'm not sure if Jesus will take me or not, I do know there is plenty of material on the interwebs to help you once the time comes to check out. We've got playlists, fashion tips, diet plans, and much more - all wrapped up in one handy dandy survival kit. If you don't get to Heaven, drop us a note. We'll be down here ripping shots and burning one to Method Man's Tical 2000 while watching T2 - we hear they sync up like Pink Floyd and the Wizard of Oz. Check out the most important rapture-related links we could find to make May 21st a smooth ride (wherever you're going) after the jump!

May 20, 2011

The 6 Girls You’ll Date in College [VIDEO]

• Here are the 6 girls you'll date in college (CollegeHumor) • What if Facebook were real life? (Heavy) • Who'd You Rather? Blake, Bar, or Gisele? (BroBible) • 5 apocalyptic scenes worse than May 21st (Moviefone) • Schwarzenegger's wife & mistress were preggers at the same time (PopEater) • 71 ridiculous and insane craigslist ads (Uproxx) • Paris Hilton rides to victory (BustedCoverage) See more awesome links after the jump!

May 18, 2011

COED’s Video Game Guide To Surviving Zombie Apocalypse [VIDEOS]

When the real zombie apocalypse arrives, only a total dumbass will look to zombie movies for tips on how to survive. Because while those people will be busy doing stuff people in zombie movies do, like giving birth and being totally racist, the people who look to video games for survival tips will be off creating a zombie-free society on an island somewhere. Check out our 5 tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse that we learned from video games after the jump!

Mar 11, 2011

13 Things You Absolutely Have To Do Before Doomsday Happens on May 21st, 2011

Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning's events, he might be right. But life's too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!

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Nov 22, 2010

TV This Week:Dinosaurs, Cars, and BACON!

You'd think that there would be less on TV with Thanksgiving on the horizon. But TV does not submit to any holiday! This list will NOT, however, include the much anticipated finale of Dancing With the Stars (Tuesday night on ABC) because it is Coed's policy not to incite violence.

Nov 15, 2010

TV This Week: Relive Your Glory Daze With Beer, Pot, and Cars

Season finale for Weeds, premieres for Glory Daze on TBS, Human Target on FOX, Brew Masters, and Top Gear. Get ready to be stoned, fratastic, cunning, drunk, and vehicular, which is actually a very deadly combination. Can't ask for more than that. Oh yeah, the 2010 American Music Awards should have some pretty ladies. DVR's getting a workout this week.

Oct 25, 2010

TV This Week: Zombies, Werewolves, and Amityville

This week in television will bring you plenty of creepiness and a little bit of reality. So, tune in and freak out.

Aug 23, 2010

Nobody Survives Forever: Left 4 Dead 2 The Passing

If you're a gamer like me, there's probably all sorts of ridiculous stuff you think you can do in real life, even though you so totally can't. Like, I've never seen -- much less fired -- a rocket launcher, but thanks to video games, I just have this *feeling* that, if the situation presented itself, I could use one to shoot down a helicopter. Probably with one shot. And I could -- again, if I reeeeally had to -- easily navigate a motorcycle down the wrong way of a freeway. But nowhere am I more delusionally confident than when it comes to a zombie apocalypse. Never mind the fact that, in real life, I both get winded running up a flight of stairs and hate strong smells. I could still survive --nay, thrive -- in a zombie apocalypse.

Jun 2, 2010

How The World Will End (According to the Movies)

Apocalypse. A nasty little word that conjures the thought of everything from fire and brimstone to cosmic collisions. Scientists talk about it, religious leaders preach about it, and the movies... well that's where the end-of-the-world theory really goes from the mildly comprehensible to wildly implausible. The environment, mad science, aliens, Satan, and asteroids are all great arch villains for films of this sort.

Apr 5, 2010

How to Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse

So we all know it's coming at this point, the Zombie Apocalypse is inevitable. The only question now is, do you have the stamina, speed, and intelligence to fend off your neighbors, the mailman, and that hot chick from the gym as they attempt to eat your brains?

Oct 25, 2007

“24” Season 7 Trailer

Jack is back, and season seven of 24 has the same plot as Live Free or Die Hard! The writers...