Alcohol
A Comparative Study Reveals A New Trend In American Alcoholism That Might Make You Put Down That Brew
It appears as if more and more Americans have been developing alcoholic tendencies over the last decade. The Journal of...
Seven Priests Walk Into A Bar…..And They All Get Kicked Out For Something Silly
No, this isn’t a joke. Seven Catholic priests decided to enter The City Arms, a pub in the capital of...
Count Your Brews: Binge Drinking Every Weekend Adds An Incredible Amount Of Calories To Your Body
This new study might make you want to ease up on those brews, champ. Most realize that binge drinking can...
National Daiquiri Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos, GIFs & Images
Happy National Daiquiri Day, folks! It’s probably a ridiculously early time to celebrate with a drink, but it’s never too...
National Mojito Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos & Images
Happy National Mojito Day, folks! It’s that time of the year specifically dedicated to celebrating this traditional Cuban highball. It’s...
National Piña Colada Day 2017 Memes: Best Jokes, Funny Photos & Images
Happy Piña Colada Day! But don’t get caught out in the rain. Stay inside and peep these dank memes. Did...
Apparently Alcohol ‘Makes Bad Memories Stronger,’ Thus Ruining The Only Reason I Drink
This guy? Yeah, that’s me. This was around my junior year of college when I was living in a frat...
Based On Their Bar Tab, The Founding Fathers Were Hungover AF When Signing The Constitution
When the Founding Fathers went out to drink, they did not come to play! Seriously, in one night, they could...
This College is Banning Energy Drinks For The Most Bizarre Reason Ever
If you attend Middleburg College, you’ll have to find a new way to get your caffeine fix—the school has decided...
Unless You Want to Have an Awful Night, Don’t Get on Your Bartender’s Bad Side
Any college student knows the beauty of forming a good relationship with the bartenders at their local hangout can change...
Powdered Alcohol is Now a Reality, And for Sale in the US
Palcohol, a powered form of alcohol, was approved for sale in the U.S. last year and then subsequently banned due...
This $500 Milkshake Needs To Be Added To The COED Lunch Menu
We have it in our budget, right, boss? This would go perfectly with those $176 cocktails we’re still waiting on....
National Sundae Day: Spiked Ice Cream Treats To Warm You Up
National Sunday Day has arrived one day after the coldest weekend we’ve had here at COED Headquarters–so there’s some good...
Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [9/30 – 10/3]
We want the workweek to move as quickly as possible, so we scoured the internet for the best releases & events this week to keep you busy.
Turn Fruit Juice Into Booze In 48 Hours With New Magical Powder
Ever wanted to play Jesus? Because you can turn water (sort of) into wine (sort of) in just two days...
Saturday Cocktail: Caliche Rum Cali Sparks
This week's cocktail comes to us from Caliche Rum, dedicated to sloshing you for years.
Saturday Cocktail: Sunny Weather
This week’s cocktail is one of the tastier drinks we’ve recommended, but there are strings attached....
What’s on Tap This Weekend: Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale, A Beer You Probably Won’t Like
There is something awesome about a beer with the words “Arrogant” and “Bastard” in its name.
Saturday Cocktail: Ole Smoky’s Full Moon
This is moonshine for people who don’t want mountain redneck moonshine that makes you go blind....
Science Found a Way to Limit Brain Damage Caused By Alcohol, Unfortunately It Involves Physical Movement
Sure drinking is fun and feels harmless if you’re safe about it when you’re young. However, deep down you know...
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Vodka Lollipops For St. Patrick’s Day. Or May Day. Or Any Day. [VIDEO]
In honor of the Irish celebration of St. Patrick’s Day today, here’s a British dude teaching you how to make...
Thousands Of Gallons Of Whiskey Accidentally Dumped Down The Drain
No matter how bad things go at your job, you’ll probably never have a day as bad as these workers...
Pepsi Vending Machine In DC Was Rigged To Sell Malt Liquor To Kids
In the “why didn’t I think of that department,” police in Washington, DC recently discovered an old Pepsi vending machine...
If You’ve Been Looking For A $900 Flask, Well Here You Go
Typically, I associate flasks with alcoholic degeneracy. The few times I’ve use a flask have involved drinking in places I...
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Man’s Best Friend: Dog That Fetches Vodka [VIDEO]
Hahaha. Stupid dog. We’re not going to drink this sh*t. Fetch us some Ketel One....
Joe DeRosa’s Never Believe… In Not Drinking
Guest blogger Joe DeRosa is a touring comedian, creator/writer/director of numerous web series, and co-author of the book CHEAT: A...
What Your Favorite Drink Says About You
When you belly up to the bar and ask for a pour of your favorite libation, you’re not just telling...
Hangover Cure: Science Finally Cracks One of Mankind’s Most Debilitating Diseases
No man is invincible. You might be able to feel manly when you deplete the whiskey stock of your favorite...
Drink Up: Today’s The 80th Anniversary Of The End Of Prohibition [PHOTOS]
80 years ago today, the U.S. ended one of its lamest policies of all time....
Drinking It At Work: Budweiser Black Crown
It’s Friday afternoon of Super Bowl weekend. Might as well get things started early and crack open a beer. Just...
Vodka Juice Boxes: Your Dream Come True
Vodka bottles have two major problems: portability and lack of a straw....
WTF, Trader Joe’s: Two Buck Chuck Will No Longer Cost Two Bucks
Your days as a classy wine drinker are over! Trader Joe’s has officially raised the price of their infamous “Two...
Get Yourself An Instant Wine Chiller So You Can Chill Your Wine Instantly!
Business Insider, the experts at wine chilling, recently turned us on to this nifty invention: the Ravi Solution Instant Wine...
The 25 Best American Canned Beers
January 24th is Beer Can Appreciation Day. And it seems like people, especially brewers and beer geeks, have been continuing...
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More Proof Alcohol Is Awesome: Vodka Saves Puppy’s Life [VIDEO]
Sure, alcohol can make our lives tolerable, but it can also bring back puppies from the brink of death....
9 Days Of Christmas Drinking Games
Only 9 days left until we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ the way he would’ve always wanted: a fat...
The 12 Shots Of Christmas
Since Christmas is all about getting stuff and going to parties, what better way to show everyone how awesome you...
The 10 Best Songs About Whiskey Of All Time
You don’t have to be a jilted country picker crying in his Jim Beam or a tattooed bad-boy rocker swigging...
Screw Egg Nog, Beer Nog Is Where It’s At This Christmas
The holidays can certainly be a trying time for any man. Even a hard-as-nails Navy Seal who knows how to...
Drinking It At Work: Samuel Adams Winter Lager
December 21st, 2012: a number of people have predicted that this date may be the end of the world. If...
The 10 Manliest Shots Of All-Time
Let’s face it, if a man orders a round of shots and chooses the likes of a Red Headed Slut...
Drinking It At Work: Sierra Nevada 2012 Celebration Fresh Hop Ale
India Pale Ale — it’s a style that’s almost synonymous with the second coming of American craft beer and (as...
Best Hangover Cure Ever? Bloody Mary With A Cheeseburger Garnish
The old saying goes “a picture is worth 1000 words” and I believe it’s true because the picture above just...
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How To Open A Wine Bottle Without A Corkscrew [VIDEO]
We constantly see videos of how to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener, but I can barely count...
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This Is Your Brain On Alcohol, Seriously [VIDEO]
Considering the amount of time and money that you’ve spent drunk, don’t you think it’s about time you learned what’s...
Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes To Feed Your Sweet Tooth And Your Alcoholism
Yes, we’ve been a little heavy on the food stuff recently, but I had to share these brilliant Irish Car...
Red Bull And Vodka Jello Shots Sound Like An Interesting New Way To Get Drunk
Michelle, the blogger behind That's So Michelle, says her husband came up with this idea for Red Bull and vodka jello shots which is a shame because otherwise we'd have no choice but to marry this woman. Luckily her husband didn't concoct the entire recipe, because it takes a woman's touch to slip a maraschino cherry into every shot for easy handling and an extra burst...
Drinking It At Work: Shipyard Smashed Pumpkin
Halloween may have passed, but pumpkin beers aren’t just great for one day a year; they’re perfect for any cold...
Jack Daniel’s To Release A Colorless ‘White Whiskey’ Next Year
From rock stars to alcoholics, everyone loves Jack Daniel’s. Their signature whiskey is relatively easy drinking straight or smooth with...
Drinking It At Work: Green Flash West Coast IPA
Alright, I’m lying. I am not drinking a Green Flash West Coast IPA at work. I went across the street....
The New World’s Strongest Beer, Brewmeister Armageddon, Comes From The Same Place As The Old World’s Strongest Beer, Scotland
What’s up with the Scottish? Actually, I know what’s up with this Scottish: they’re raging alcoholics, because for years now,...
Drinking It At Work: Southern Tier Pumking
“Pumpkin beer” is one of the hardest styles to nail down. It covers a huge range from lightly spiced ales...
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Carve A Pumpkin Keg For Halloween — Or Better Yet, Have Your Girlfriend Do It [VIDEO]
If I had to use one word to describe carving pumpkins for Halloween, I would go with “something idiots do.”...
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Arrested Man So Drunk Police Have To Hold His Head For His Mugshot [VIDEO]
The image pretty much says it all. According to ABC News, the man above — arrested outside of a Humble,...
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If You Can’t Open A Beer With Your Teeth And Then Chug It In One Gulp What Are You Even Doing With Your Life? [VIDEO]
Now, try to overlook the fact that this guy is doing this to a can of Michelob Golden Draft Light if you can... This is an impressive feat. And I'm not saying other people can't do this or haven't done this, but the ease... the confidence with which he performs (yes, this is a performance) on camera is amazing. He takes what is basically a parlor trick and elevates it to pure drinking art...
These Wild Roses Will Have You Howling Like A Wolf [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Summer is almost gone, but our bottles of boozer are still full, so let’s party! This week on “Drinks of...
Brown Cow, Sticki Palmer, Cherry Bomb [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Let’s get one thing straight—we don’t test and review hundreds of brands of liquor each year because we like it,...
Irish Punch, Rocky Top, Très Amigos [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
We’d love to take the easy way out and tell you that all tequilas are the same, or that every...
Mackintosh Rose, Melon Madness, Old Fashioned [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Whether you’re looking to find some ridiculously tasty mixed drink recipes for this weekend, or you’re hoping to discover some...
The Easy Eddy, PB&J Pudding Shots, Cali Grapefruit Cocktail [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Summer is in full effect, and with temperatures topping 90 degrees across the nation, there’s no better way to beat...
Drunk Baby: 40 Charming Pics of Li’l Boozers!
There’s nothing quite as cute as a little baby–especially when he (or she) is hammering down some quality suds while...
Whale Tail, Rock Out, Kick Start [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
If you like your vodka from Russia, Bourbon from Kentucky, and Whisky from Canada not only are you most defiantly ...
After-Shave, Wild Russian, Apple Bottom Dreams [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Purchasing booze without having proper knowledge of the flavor profile, distillation methods and overall quality of a particular brand is...
Ice Ice Baby, Corpse Reviver, Mountain Sunrise [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
So the weekend is here and you haven’t a clue what you’ll be sippin’ on. Tsk, tsk, but there’s no...
Rye Guy Says That Krome’s The Word [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
It’s not every day that you get to sit down at a tasting table with three individual spirits that are...
Black Beard Drinks Coco Apples [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
In this week’s installment of “Drinks of the Week,” we’re sipping on three very distinctly-flavored liquor brands–two of which you...
Have No Reservations About Weaving An Irish Jig [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
The weekend is upon us! It’s time to let loose and unwind, and what better way to do that than...
The 10-Tini Is A Honeybox Assassin [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Packaging is often what urges consumers to buy a particular liquor brand. Whether it be the labeling, the name, or...
El Matador’s Bloodhound Is ReDonkulicious [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Mmmm… Tequila, Vodka, and Whiskey! No, we’re not mixing a jumbo batch of jungle juice or long island ice teas…...
The German Martini and Free Fallin’ Know They’re Sexy [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
It’s common knowledge that each week here at COED, we share our reviews of new and exciting liquor brands. You...
The Mexican Volcano Is A Cannonball Skyscraper [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
The weekend is knocking at your door and it’s about time you let it in! In this week’s edition of...
The Waterloo Martini Is a Naked, Salty Dog [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Today marks the 67th consecutive installment of COED’s “Drinks of the Week,” which is a major milestone because today also...
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Watch “The Black Guy” Take 100 Shots of Beer in 100 Minutes [VIDEO]
Real quick for those of you who don’t know what the ‘Centurion Challenge’ is: 100 shots of beer in 100...
Give Rose-ito Blood & Tears With Crystal Head [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Mmmmm! Rum, vodka and gin… Three of our personal favorites of booze here at COED! In this week’s edition of...
Ron Jeremy’s Mustache Ride Gives Old Blue Some Pink Passion [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Today marks the 60th consecutive week that COED’s “Drinks of the Week” has been a featuring new and exciting spirits...
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Watch This Drunk Guy Own A Gun-Wielding Robber [VIDEO]
If I've learned two things to not do from rap songs, it's don't sell drugs from your house and don't pull out a gun unless you're willing to use it. I can't tell if the robber in this video is a country music fan, but he clearly hasn't heard about the rule regarding packing heat. How can a self-respecting robber get his ass handed to him by a scrawny drunk dude who's picking up some late-night snacks? I guess embarrasment is the real reason why he's so busy trying to face. Video after the jump!
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The Periodic Table of Boozing [INFOGRAPHIC]
As a high school senior, you think you're tough sh*t and baller and king of the castle / big man on campus when you go off to college. You feel strong about your ability to booze and party. Then you spend the next 4 years getting straight up schooled at the bars and at parties. To help reduce your embarrassing knowledge, the guys at Best Colleges Online put together this infographic of "The College Students Guide To Boozing" - a periodic table of alcoholic drinks covering everything from ciders to wine, whiskey to gin. Print this sh*t out, hang it on your wall, study it. It will get you unprotected sex. Click through to see the full size image.
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Drunks Vs. Highs In a Physical Fitness Test [VIDEO]
This competition sounds like the last thing I'd want to do if I was either drunk or high. The gist of this clip is they get one guy roaring drunk and the other high as a kite, then ask them to compete in various physical tests. I can't blame the one guy for falling asleep in the ball pit, that sounds like absolute hell trying to get out. I couldn't even do that sh*t when I was a sober 12 year old. Check out the video after the jump!
Nail Her Peg Leg With Heat Lightning [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
When you're living on a budget it can be expensive to go out and experiment with new and exciting liquors. That's where COED Magazine steps in on your behalf! We taste, test, and review exciting liquor brands each and every week to keep you constantly updated on what's good, what's bad, and everything in-between. This week is no exception as we take a look at Drambuie 15 year, Captain Morgan Private Stock, and Rock Town Arkansas Lightning. Check out our full reviews and intoxicating mixed drink recipes after the jump.
My Darlin’s Sand Trap Needs a Toddy [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Whisky, Tequila, and Vodka... Not only are these probable names of my unborn children, but they're also what we happen to be reviewing this week on Drinks of the Week. First on the docket is Jose Cuervo Platino - Cuervo's only silver tequila. Batting second is a single malt whisky from High Spirits Distillery. And last but not least we take an in-depth look a Bison Grass Vodka, which actually has a blade of grass in the bottle. So what are you waiting for? Check out our reviews and drink recipes after the jump!
