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Welcome to National Caviar Day, folks! It’s a time dedicated to being a fancy f*ck and eating obscenely-expensive fish eggs. I’ve never experienced the delights of caviar, but I have see the fanciest of f*ckers eating it on television, as I assume you have as well.
On Tuesday, July 18, 2017, America celebrates National Caviar Day. It’s a date set aside to celebrate the rich guy in all of us. Get yourself some caviar, but only if you can afford it. And even when you can buy yourself some, you get this shit…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSxey8oNAF0
Who doesn’t love sucking eggs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqc5-IggOh4
