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Apr 4, 2011

The 10 Types Of Girls You’ll Get With

Variety is the spice of life. Your world, your workplace, your community, and/or your campus are filled to the brim with all kinds of wonderful girls. While it would be unfair to lump them all into a few general classifications, the more you get "involved" with them, the more you start to notice patterns. Check out the 10 types of girls you'll most likely hook up with over the course of your life after the jump!

Jan 29, 2011

16 Denise Milani Jiggling Boob GIFS

When it comes to freakish genetic anomalies, you can’t get much more lucky than notoriously flirtatious Czech glamour model, Denise Milani. This uber-sexy brunette stunner sports all-natural G-cups, along with one of the tightest bodies to boot. With these puppies at her disposal, this super-tease now has one of the most popular individual model Sites on the Internet – all without going nude!

Jan 23, 2011

Wanksta + Treadmill = Fail[Video]

Next time you feel like flossin’ your street cred around an active treadmill, you might want to take your sandals...

Jan 22, 2011

100 Youtube Greatest Hits Compilation[Video]

In less than 4 minutes, you can enjoy 100 of the greatest and worst things Youtube has done to us....

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Jan 21, 2011

7 Videos Guaranteed to Cause a Laugh Attack

Yesterday, we ran across College Humor's Natalie Portman Golden Globes video and could not stop laughing, despite having watched it 50 times. After we regained our composure, we trawled for other videos that get funnier with each repeated view. Go ahead, we dare you not to laugh at this list of laughing videos.

26 WTF Pabst Blue Ribbon Tattoos [Photos]

Pabst Blue Ribbon is defined by modern culture as, "The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening." A personal favorite of the hippest of the hip, and therefore, consigned to oblivion, this brew is completely recession proof. Throw on a pair of lensless horn-rimmed glasses, flip an obscure free-form interpretive jazz record on the table, and check out these killer PBR tats.

Jan 20, 2011

He Said / She Said: Sex…During Her Period

He Said/She Said is a new series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking. Every week we'll be throwing out a topic for can read the guy's side here and the girl's side at This week's topic: Having Sex During Her Period. Roll out the red carpet because Aunt Flo's in town. Read more after the jump!

Jan 19, 2011

This Cat HATES Justin Bieber (Video)

By now you must know how we feel about Justin Bieber. WE LOVE HIM! Whether this cat hates his haircut or the overall perfect symmetry of his face, will remain a mystery. What we do know is that this cat knows a bad photoshop job when he sees one.

Jan 18, 2011

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Jan 17, 2011

You Will Be Unprepared For The New Sucker Punch Movie Poster [8 Photos]

You've been waiting for a movie like this all your life; Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, and Abbie Cornish star as hot girls with swords and automatic weapons battling Nazi Zombies, Exploding Zeppelins, Fire-Breathing Dragons, and a Robot Samurai armed with 80mm vulcan chain guns. From the director of 300, Watchmen, and Dawn of the Dead, comes a film that is guaranteed to bring you to climax one way or another. The green screen revolution has never been more violent...and sexy. Check out the Gallery below containing all the Sucker Punch Posters to date after the jump!

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Jan 12, 2011

He Said / She Said: Sex On The First Date

He Said/She Said is a new series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking - I know, impossible. So every week we'll be throwing out a topic for can read the guy side here and the girl side over at This week's topic: Sex On The First Date. Strap on some protection, we're goin' in!

Jan 11, 2011

COED Parties With The Onion at Sportsdome Premiere in NYC

COED Magazine was invited to go kick off the new season of the Onion's SportsDome at the Brass Monkey in Manhattan. We walked in to a packed house and all the Newcastles we could drink. You literally had to squeeze through the bodies to get anywhere. Then, we found the VIP section...

Jan 11, 2011

Chuck Norris and 9 Other Marijuana Strains Named After Famous People

Recently, Californian Marijuana Dispensaries have introduced a savage new strain of Medicinal Marijuana named, "Chuck Norris Black and Blue Dream." Why the name? Because it's said to have quite a kick! The Estate of the Norris has already made it clear that permission was never given to use his exalted name, though they haven’t said whether legal action will be taken. Why they chose to incite the wrath of The Norris is beyond me. But it is about time he had his own strain, whether or not he endorses it. This got us thinking about other strains named after famous people. Here are 9 more buds!

Jan 6, 2011

What Your Cigarettes Say About You

Brands define you. Or perhaps, you define the brand. Whatever the case may be, there is a stigma to everything you touch, despite what you may think. Cigarettes are perhaps the boldest statement you can make, since they are so offensive, particularly to those around you who do not smoke. Here are a few of the major brands and the associations that come with puffing on them. Smoking is bad for you. But makes you look SO cool. Find out what your cigs say about you after the jump!

Dec 14, 2010

The New Yorker’s Guide To Bangin’ A Foreigner

New York City is one of the top travel destinations for a plethora of hot girls from around the world. Thousands flock here to take pictures of the tops of buildings, walk aimlessly in Times Square, ride a ferry to the Statue of Liberty, and buy what they think is a hot dog from a street vendor. Fortunately, as a New Yorker, you are appalled by such actions. What they're really looking for is an authentic New York City experience. This puts you in a special position to be their tour guide to activities that are truly New York. All it will cost them is their dignity.

Dec 14, 2010

Santa Needs a Drink [56 Pics]

Being a mall Santa is rough. Ever see "Bad Santa" with Billy Bob Thornton? All day dealing with crying, whining, self-defecating or urinating kids asking for toys they might not receive because their parents blew the money set aside for gifts on their fantasy football league or that Louis Vuitton handbag. We often look down on these gentlemen because sometimes they get awkward bulges in their pants and they're usually one step above the homeless, however, can anyone blame them for boozing on the job? Just take a look at these pics!

Dec 8, 2010

Drunk Girls Kissing: Mistletoe Edition [72 Photos]

The mistletoe is your ticket to sloppy, wet, mouth hugging, but while we continue to unsuccessfully wait under the one in the office, we thought we'd bring you the hottest same sex mistletoe encounters. If you enjoyed our French Girls Frenching, Oktoberfest Maidens Making Out, and our Drunk Girls Kissing Halloween Edition, we'll hope you'll love these merry make outs under the mistletoe.

Dec 8, 2010

Drunk Girls Kissing: Mistletoe Edition [Gallery]

Sexy photos of Drunk Girls Kissing....

Dec 7, 2010

Santa Needs a Drink [Gallery]

Pictures of Santa terrifying children....

Dec 7, 2010

Kristina Anapau [Gallery]

Sexy pictures of gorgeous Kristina Anapau....

Dec 7, 2010

Winona Ryder [PHOTO GALLERY]

Sexy photos of the gorgeous Winona Ryder....

Dec 7, 2010


Pictures of the adorable Ksenia Solo....

Dec 7, 2010

Janet Montgomery [Gallery]

Sexy photos of Janet Montgomery....

Dec 1, 2010


Hot shots of disarmingly hot Sara Foster....

Dec 1, 2010

Natasha Henstridge [PHOTO GALLERY]

Sexy photos of improbably hot Natasha Henstridge....

Dec 1, 2010

Linnea Dietrichson [PHOTO GALLERY]

Hot pictures of babe Linnea Dietrichson....

Dec 1, 2010

Kristen Zang [PHOTO GALLERY]

Hot pics of stunning Kristen Zang....

Dec 1, 2010

Kidada Jones [PHOTO GALLERY]

Hot pics of the sexy Kidada Jones....

Dec 1, 2010


Hot photos of improbably sexy Kendra Jade....

Dec 1, 2010

Juliette Lewis [PHOTO GALLERY]

Pictures of Juliette Lewis being unexpectedly sexy....

Dec 1, 2010

Helena Christensen [PHOTO GALLERY]

Sexy pics of disarmingly sexy Helena Christensen....

Dec 1, 2010


Hot photos of the very hot Emma Miller....

Dec 1, 2010


Hot snapshots of dangerously hot Emma Bunton....

Dec 1, 2010

Claire Danes [PHOTO GALLERY]

Sexy photos of blinding hot Claire Danes....

Dec 1, 2010

Brittany Daniel [PHOTO GALLERY]

Hot pics of the amazingly sexy Brittany Daniel....

Dec 1, 2010

Bridget Hall [PHOTO GALLERY]

Hot pics of sex kitten Bridget Hall....

Dec 1, 2010


Sexy photos of painfully hot Bobbi Brown....

Dec 1, 2010

Bijou Phillips [PHOTO GALLERY]

Hot pics of disarmingly hot Bijou Phillips....

Dec 1, 2010

Paris Hilton [PHOTO GALLERY]

Hot pictures of hot babe Paris Hilton....

Dec 1, 2010

Naomi Campbell [PHOTO GALLERY]

Sexy photos of top model Naomi Campbell....

Dec 1, 2010

Mariah Carey [PHOTO GALLERY]

Sexy pics of Mariah Carey. ...

Dec 1, 2010


Hot photos of disturbingly sexy Kate Moss....

Dec 1, 2010

Gisele Bundchen [Gallery]

Sexy photos of Gisele Bundchen.  ...

Dec 1, 2010

Amber Valetta [Gallery]

Sexy snapshots of disturbingly hot Amber Valetta....

Dec 1, 2010

Eva Herzigova [Gallery]

Sexy shots of stunning Eva Herzigova....

Dec 1, 2010

Alicia Silverstone [Gallery]

Shots of stunning Alicia Silverstone....

Dec 1, 2010

Demi Moore [Gallery]

Photos of the improbably sexy Demi Moore....

Dec 1, 2010

Bar Refaeli [Gallery]

Sexy pictures of Iaraeli bombshell Bar Refaeli....

Jan 23, 2010

Playboy Playmate Divini Rae [Gallery]

Divini Rae is one of Playboy’s hottest success stories–and it’s an all-American saga that started in the wilds of Alaska....