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Toby Hasty

Towson University graduate, Maryland resident, chicken parm connoisseur, and "Gin and Juice" karaoke performer. Follow me on Twitter for frequent complaining and Chappelle's Show quotes.
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LATEST ARTICLES WRITTEN
Jul 30, 2017

Seahawks Rookie Malik McDowell Was Injured In An ATV Accident

It was reported today that Seattle Seahawks rookie Malik McDowell is not at training camp due to an injury he...

Jul 30, 2017

NYPD Posts Photo Of Small Drug Bust, Twitter Has A Field Day With Jokes

On Friday morning, the New York Police Department got on Twitter with their chests puffed out, ready to show the...

Jul 30, 2017

‘Rick and Morty’ Co-Creator Justin Roiland Finally Got His Szechuan Sauce From McDonald’s

Justin Roiland, co-creator of the insanely popular animated series Rick and Morty, was blessed with one of the most coveted...

Jul 30, 2017

Kyrie Irving Laughs While Steph Curry Mocks LeBron James

At Harrison Barnes’ wedding on Saturday night, a video emerged of Steph Curry tearing up the dance floor. Curry had...

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Jul 30, 2017

Linda Morselli: Hottest Photos Of Fernando Alonso’s Girlfriend

With the 2017 Hungarian Grand Prix officially in the books, now seems like the perfect time to get familiar with ...

One Dead & Three Seriously Injured After Nightclub Shooting In Konstanz, Germany

There’s awful news coming out of Konstanz, Germany, as it’s being reported that a gunman opened fire at the Grey...

Jul 30, 2017

Thousands Evacuated From Tomorrowland Festival In Barcelona After Stage Caught Fire

Late Saturday night, all 22,000 people in attendance were evacuated from the Tomorrowland music festival in Barcelona, Spain after the...

Jul 30, 2017

You Can Watch The First Episode Of ‘All Access: Mayweather vs. McGregor’ For Free Online

If you can’t get enough hype for the August 26 boxing match between Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor, Showtime has...

Jul 29, 2017

Jul 29, 2017

Man Gets Arrested On ‘Live PD’, Belts Out Some Pearl Jam Anyway

On Friday night’s edition of Live PD, a man was arrested after police responded to a trespassing call. He didn’t...

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Jul 29, 2017

Ohio Woman Called 911 After Boa Constrictor Got Stuck To Her Face

An unnamed 45-year-old woman from Sheffield Lake, Ohio learned the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished. The snake...

Jul 29, 2017

Inter Milan’s Geoffrey Kondogbia Scored The Most Impressive Own Goal You’ll Ever See

Inter Milan was taking on Chelsea today in a friendly at the 2017 International Champions Cup. Inter was in control...

Jul 29, 2017

Alabama Defensive Lineman Da’Shawn Hand Arrested For DUI

Early Saturday morning, Da’Shawn Hand was arrested in Tuscaloosa County, Alabama on charges of driving under the influence. The senior...

Jul 29, 2017

LaVar Ball Reacts To Shaquille O’Neal’s Diss Track

The saga between LaVar Ball and Shaquille O’Neal continues. These two have been going back and forth at each other...

Jul 29, 2017

Shaun Weiss, A.K.A. Goldberg From ‘The Mighty Ducks’ Movies, Was Arrested For Petty Theft

One of the greatest youth league goalies to ever step in-between the pipes has found himself in some hot water....

Jul 23, 2017

Trick Daddy Goes After Meek Mill In Hilarious Rant

Meek Mill released his third studio album Wins & Losses this past Friday, and it doesn’t seem like Trick Daddy...

Jul 23, 2017

Abigail Clarke: Hottest Photos Of Floyd Mayweather’s Girlfriend

Abigail Clarke is a 25-year-old reality TV star and model from the United Kingdom. She is best known for appearing...

Jul 23, 2017

Jordan Spieth Finishes Strong To Win The 2017 Open Championship

Jordan Spieth came up big down the stretch today, hitting some spectacular shots to hold off Matt Kuchar and win...

Jul 23, 2017

Scott Blumstein Wins World Series Of Poker & $8.15 Million After Hitting Three-Outer On The River

New Jersey native Scott Blumstein and Pennsylvania’s Daniel Ott were the last two players standing at the 2017 World Series...

Jul 23, 2017

Conor McGregor & Draymond Green Get Into Argument On Instagram Over Warriors Jersey

Last night, Draymond Green got on Instagram to take a shot at Conor McGregor for wearing a Warriors jersey. Here’s...

Jul 23, 2017

Check Out The Amazing First Trailer For Season 2 Of ‘Stranger Things’

It feels like we’ve been getting teased about season 2 of Stranger Things for an eternity now, but mercifully, creators ...

Jul 23, 2017

Eight People Found Dead Inside Truck In San Antonio Walmart Parking Lot, Authorities Suspect Human Trafficking

Early Sunday morning, eight people were found dead inside an 18-wheeler trailer that was parked at a Walmart in San...

Jul 22, 2017

John Calipari Joins The Fun, Throws One Down In Drive-By Dunk Challenge

It’s all about the #DriveByDunkChallenge this summer, and for once, this is a viral trend that I can get behind....

Jul 22, 2017

Looking To Make A Fashion Statement? Pick Up A Conor McGregor ‘Eff You’ Suit

Conor McGregor had both the sport and fashion worlds buzzing when he showed up to a press conference to promote...

Jul 22, 2017

Starbucks Customer Springs Into Action, Beats Down Knife-Wielding Robber

On Thursday evening, 58-year-old Cregg Jerri was minding his own business at a Starbucks in Fresno, California when Ryan Flores...

Jul 22, 2017

Runaway Cow Heads To Movie Theater To Beat The Heat

We’re firmly in the dog days of summer, as every time I step out of my apartment, I feel like...

Jul 22, 2017

Branden Grace Makes History With A 62 At The Open Championship

Branden Grace played out of his mind today at the Open Championship, shooting a record-setting 62. Grace went 8-under par...

Jul 22, 2017

Jim Vance Cause Of Death: How Did The Washington, DC News Anchor Die?

On Saturday, Jim Vance passed away at the age of 75. The insanely popular news anchor was a Washington, D.C....

Jul 22, 2017

John Heard Cause Of Death: How Did The ‘Home Alone’ Actor Die?

On Friday, 72-year-old John Heard passed away at a hotel in Palo Alto, California. The beloved actor was best known...

Jul 16, 2017

At Least Seven People Have Died After Flash Flooding At Arizona Swimming Hole

Horrible news is coming out of central Arizona, as it’s being reported that several people have died from severe flash...

Jul 16, 2017

O.J. Simpson’s Parole Hearing Will Air Live On Television

O.J. Simpson has been incarcerated since 2008, and many legal pundits think that he will be granted parole at his...

Jul 16, 2017

Denver Broncos’ Cody Latimer Gets Pepper Sprayed In Wild Strip Club Fight

Video has emerged of Denver Broncos wide receiver Cody Latimer getting into a fight outside of Diamonds Cabaret in Dayton,...

Jul 16, 2017

The Suspense Is Over, Jodie Whittaker Is The New ‘Doctor Who’

After tons of secrecy and lots of speculation, it’s finally been reported that Jodie Whittaker is the new Doctor Who....

Jul 16, 2017

Roger Federer Defeats Marin Cilic To Win Wimbledon For 8th Time

Roger Federer made history today, beating Marin Cilic 6-3, 6-1, 6-4 in the finals to win Wimbledon for the eighth...