Theo Southworth

Articles Written
Sep 3, 2010

How To Be The Top Chef of Your Dormroom

In college how do you properly function in a room the size of most prison cells? Dorms are all alike; small and narrow hallways and even smaller rooms, not to mention the sounds and smells. The 24 hour chatter of students, and the distinctive aroma of popcorn and mac N' cheese that creeps from each room. For most students it's just too far to walk down the hall to the community kitchen, that is I might add, suppose to accommodate all 50 students on the floor. College is hard enough and you need to be making meals that are fast and easy, but that isn't to say you should be mowing down on boxed noodles or frozen entrees for the next few years. Here are five perfectly simple, and awesomely delicious meals you can prepare all by yourself, in that tiny little dorm:

Jul 14, 2010

How to Smell Good in the Summer Heat

Yes it's getting hot, muggy, and disgusting out -- but that doesn't mean you need to smell bad. In fact it means you need to smell good. Andy Warhol once stated that “Well-groomed people are the real beauties. We've put our nose to the test to find the right deodorant to help you smell great and get you the right attention you deserve.

Jun 15, 2010

5 Steps To Fix Your Face

Most men’s magazines suggest a 3-4 day workout routine or the kind of suit to wear to be an attractive...

5 Ways to Treat Excessive Sweating

A drenched shirt is a symbol of a great workout, a token for being a witness to a wet t-shirt contest, or in most cases, a reminder of just how hot it's getting outside. You may require attention when it comes to battling excessive sweating and hyperhidrosis (super excessive sweating). Simply follow these five tips to a more enjoyable summer and a better, less moist you.

Jun 6, 2010

6 Tips For A Better Shave

Old school salesmen used to say, "There's two thing you do everyday - Shave and Sell - and if you don't do both, you're a bum." We'd like to think we're not bums, but let’s face it, most mornings you feel like simply not shaving, and yes when you were fifteen and sixteen you could get away with skipping every other morning, but not today. These six tips wont necessarily make you a better business man, but they’ll at least give you the appearance of one.

May 31, 2010

5 Easy Meals Any Guy Can Make

Every guy knows what he likes when it comes to grub, but not every guy knows how to put it on the table. Whether you're trying to impress a girl or you're trying to feed yourself something that doesn't have to be microwave-heated, here are five, easy, foolproof meals that will make any guy feel like a professional chef.

May 24, 2010

May 11, 2010

7 Steps To Getting a Perfect Head of Hair

Washing your hair is just one of several tasks you take on before you even grab a cup of coffee in the morning, that and piss, shower, and shave. But for effective washing, it's important to consider what you treat your hair with and how many times a week you put that into effect. Here's the COED guide to become a hair model.

May 8, 2010

Avoid the Burn and Buy Sunscreen

As the days get longer and hotter, you should think about what you're putting on your skin to get you through each day. And that thing should be sunscreen -- scientists say so and wrinkled pictures of old people prove it. Lets take a look at what you should be wearing every day.

Apr 1, 2010

5 Ways to Reduce Foot Odor

Your feet are capable of producing up to a pint of sweat a day. This puts you in a pretty awkward predicament - by days end, your feet smell absolutely disgusting. But don't worry, help is on the way. Follow these five easy steps to feeling confident in every stride you take.

Mar 28, 2010

7 Essential Toiletries…and 3 Non-Essentials

It can be argued that the toiletries bag is the second most important bag you’ll ever pack and it can save you in a pinch, even if your clothes never make it off the plane. This short list can help you on your next trip, or if you're simply trying to watch what you spend.

Mar 25, 2010

How to Survive A Bar Crawl

A once monthly, or even once annual pub crawl is good for the soul. It opens your eyes to the underground world around you and gets the blood flowing. These guidelines will allow you the freedom to go out on any given week night you so rightfully choose.