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Apr 7, 2012

Easter Bunny Babe Bonanza 2012 [54 PHOTOS]

Getting excited for the arrival of the Easter Bunny this Sunday? That’s great, except for one little thing: what are...

Mar 18, 2012

46 People Celebrating Awkward Moments Day [PHOTOS]

As humans, we can’t help but be awkward sometimes. While you might catch a lot of crap from people for...

Mar 4, 2012

Regina Feoktistova Isn’t Just Another Hot Russian Model [55 PHOTOS]

Just because Russia pumps out hot models all day, every day doesn’t give you the excuse or the right to...

Feb 24, 2012

Sandra Alionco Is Straight BUTTer, Baby [47 PHOTOS, VIDEO]

Sandra’s the Miss Reef International 2011 who made it on to PlunderGuide’s list of the Top 25 Brazilian Babes. It’s...

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Feb 22, 2012

Sammie Pennington Is Slammin’, Son [83 PHOTOS]

What is it about British glamour models that I find so fascinating? It might be the fact that they’re foreign...

We Drop In On Sexy Surfer Anastasia Ashley’s Bitchin’ B-day [PHOTOS]

Anastasia Ashley is one of the sexiest female athletes in the world today. She’s been hitting the waves since the...

Feb 20, 2012

Get To Know Kira Miro With 30 Of Her Hottest Photos

Most of you have probably never heard of this Spanish seductress, but Kira Miro hails from the Canary Islands. While...

Feb 18, 2012

Fernanda Motta Deserves A Gold Medal [47 PHOTOS]

If you haven’t already heard of her, Fernanda Motta is huge in Brazil. She’s as big as Tyra Banks is...

Feb 7, 2012

Feb 5, 2012

Lean Back and Enjoy Lina Shekhovtsova [53 PHOTOS]

In Russia, beautiful models must live on trees. Lina Shekhovtsova not only came from that tree, she was the seed...

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Feb 5, 2012

Camille Washington Has Tons of Hotness [26 PHOTOS]

We’re all about birthday parties here at COED, so it only makes sense for us to post some photos of...

Feb 4, 2012

Nadejda Savcova Is Moldova’s #1 Export [56 PHOTOS]

There’s not a lot that the general American public knows about the Republic of Moldova, but model Nadejda Savcova is...

Jan 31, 2012

Lais De Leon Just Came To Say Hello in Body Paint [41 PHOTOS, VIDEO]

Lais De Leon is a 24 year old Brazilian-Panamanian model who once lived in Milan, Italy and bounces back and...

Jan 23, 2012

Saved By The Sexiest Pics of Tiffani Thiessen

Everyone watched Saved By The Bell growing up. It was the best show to catch on the tube after school...

Jan 4, 2012

78 Ridiculously Hot Roller Girls [PHOTOS]

The first patented roller skate was introduced in 1760, but it sucked. It wasn't until January 4th, 1863 when James Plimpton optimized them. We're sure his intention was for hot chicks to wear them with knee highs and short shorts while enjoying a lollipop. Face it, the hot girl in roller skates motif is right up there with sexy schoolgirl. Remember Roller Girl in Boogie Nights? Exactly. Click through to strap in and get retro hot.

Jan 2, 2012

99 Very Hot Vintage Vixens For “Celebrate the Past” Month [91 PHOTOS]

Prior to all the Twitpics, webcams, and leaked sex videos, Hollywood was filled with beautiful young starlets. Young women like Bettie Page, Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell, and Jayne Mansfield were featured all over town on billboards, newspapers, magazines, etc. They sure set the stage for today's hotties, but should mainly be appreciated because they were super fine. Seeing as how January is "Celebrate the Past" month, we've gathered some of Hollywood's finest vintage vixens for you. Click through to see them all.

Dec 30, 2011

59 Great Excuses To Celebrate Eliza Dushku’s Birthday

Possibly the only reason to admit to watching Bring It On, Eliza Dushku has been on the screen for longer than you can imagine (1994, True Lies, check it out). While she hasn't been in a lot of memorable stuff lately, that doesn't mean that our earlier years weren't filled with fantasies of the beautiful girl-next-door. Eliza's still looking as good as ever, so we figured that we'd show you more than some of what Eliza's working with. Photos after the jump!

Dec 28, 2011

Seriously Sexy Sienna Miller Photos For Her Birthday [78 PHOTOS + VIDEO]

Unfortunately for Sienna Miller, she happens to be a gorgeous woman in a profession of many gorgeous women, which may explain why we may forget about her from time to time. Today is all about Sienna, though, because it's the UK actress' birthday. If you need a quick refresher, she's the sex-goddess from Layer Cake who was also dragged into the News of the World phone tapping scandal. I can say without a doubt that her club scene in the Daniel Craig gangster-flick is the sexiest thing I've ever seen smoking (below). Her photos aren't chopped liver either. Check out her hottest photos below.

Dec 20, 2011

Claudia Costa Is A Boss of Hotness [100 PHOTOS]

Claudia Costa is a melting pot of hotness. She was born in Portugal, raised in Canada, moved to Miami, and now lives in LA. According to her girl on girl interview with Jennifer Vaugn of The Smoking Jacket, her loves include Johnny Cash, INXS, sushi, pizza, the Maple Leafs and Florida Panthers, and she speaks three languages (French, Portugues, English - doy). Playboy Mexico's Miss November 2010 also had a cameo in Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation. She probably played a bellgirl... Check out her hottest pics after the jump.

Dec 18, 2011

77 Incredible Bottoms to <em>End</em> the Year [PHOTOS]

We've done a lot this year in 2011, so it's going to be somewhat bittersweet to say goodbye. Not only have we covered all the newsworthy stuff, we've shown you some of the hottest ladies that exist in all the internet realms. Yeah, 2011's been pretty awesome but watching her leave is going to be just as nice. I'm saying that because she has a nice a**... Check out what I mean in the gallery after the jump!

Dec 17, 2011

Milla Jovovich’s Sexiest Pictures for Her 36th Birthday

Milla Jovovich made her way into our collective hearts after her 1997 performance in the sci-fi classic The Fifth Element, where she starred alongside Bruce Willis as the sexy and scantily-clad Leeloo. From then on, Jovovich and her sexy European accent have put men in a trance...especially when she is killing zombies. Is there anything hotter than a sexy Russian babe saving the Earth from the zombie apocalypse? My vote is no. December 17 is Milla's 36th birthday so we put together a gallery of her sexiest pictures for your viewing pleasure. Check them out after the jump!

Dec 15, 2011

Karlie Kloss: Victoria’s Secret’s Newest Model [78 PHOTOS]

Get to know Karlie Kloss, Victoria's Secret's rookie Angel. The 6 foot stunner was born in Chicago, but to suburban St. Louis in '95. Before making it as a model, she studied ballet and even performed in the Nutcracker. When Kloss was 13, she was discovered at a charity fashion show. The 19-year-old made her national television debut at the 2011 VS Fashion show and is now hitting the mainstream - most recently she got all nekkid in the Italian edition of Vogue. If you're a leg guy, prepare to fall in love. Click through to see 75+ pics.

Dec 12, 2011

39 Sexy Senoritas for Poinsettia Day [PHOTOS]

December 12th is Poinsettia Day. What the F*** is a poinsettia, you yell? First of all, chill out. Secondly, we're not flower experts so we had to look it up. Apparently, it's a flower that's named after Joel Roberts Poinsett, the first United States Minister to Mexico, who introduced the plant into the US in 1825. It's often associated with Christmas and is also called "noche buena" which my 18 years of Spanish have told me means "good night" but actually means "Christmas Eve". You'll feel like it's Christmas morning when observing our gallery of delicate budding flower girls. Check it out after the jump.

Dec 1, 2011

These 70 Sexy Spectacled Chicks Are Easy On The Eyes [PHOTOS]

December is finally here so you know what that means, it's Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day. If anyone can attest to the wear and tear your eyes go through gazing into a computer monitor, it's us. The fact our eyeballs haven't leaked out of our skulls is astonishing. Surprisingly, none of us wear glasses while using the computer (beer goggles and shades don't count). If you're ashamed to don the specs while browsing, don't. You might just find a lovely lady who's into four eyes. Check out our gallery of super sexy women wearing glasses after the jump.

Nov 22, 2011

The 45 Sexiest Pics of Scarlett Johansson for Her 27th Birthday

What a year for ScarJo. Her divorce from husband of a little under 3 years Ryan Reynolds was finalized in July 2011 then in September photos of her in her birthday suit were leaked online, which started a new meme known as Scarlett Johanssoning. She is starring in one of the most anticipated movies of 2011 coming out right before Christmas with "We Bought a Zoo". You can bet the farm she won't be single for long. To celebrate her bday, we've curated her sexiest pics. Check 'em out after the jump.

Nov 20, 2011

81 Pics of Sexy Game Show Chicks for National Game and Puzzle Week

Can you solve a simple puzzle? What happens when a sexy piece of tail gets hired onto a game show?...

Nov 20, 2011

110 Beautifully Busty Pics of Jordan Carver for Beautiful Day

November 20th is a day that pays tribute to everything beautiful. To help celebrate this day we put together a...

Nov 18, 2011

Breaking Dawn with Hot Vampires & The Sexy Chicks of the Twilight Saga [PHOTOS]

Moviegoers will spend an ungodly amount of money to see the continuing saga of the douchiest teen vampire movie series...

Nov 13, 2011

Get Medieval On These Louisana Renaissance Fair Wenches [79 PHOTOS]

The 2011 Lousisana Renaissance Fest is currently happening during the weekends of November in Hammond, LA. While a return to the Renaissance might not sound like a good time to you, think about it for a second. You're surrounded by gallons of mead, meat, and wenches. Yes, you're even allowed to call women wenches there. Starting to change your mind? I thought so. Check out some of the buxom ladies you might encounter if you head down there right now. Gallery after the jump!

Nov 9, 2011

31 Sexiest Pics of Vanessa Minnillo for Her Birthday

November 9th is Vanessa Minnillo's birthday. The former MTV VJ turns 31 on this day. While some might think a person's thirties signal the twilight of their career - especially in the field of sports and entertainment - V-Minn's just hitting her stride. Not only is she the new host of ABC's Wipeout, but the wholesome girl next door can also flash a dangerously sexy side (as witnessed by her homoerotic knife-wielding candids with Lindsay Lohan). Most importantly, she'll forever hold the title of "Hottie Who Replaced Sexual Napalm". In honor of her special day, we put together this gallery of her 31 sexiest photos on the web. Check 'em out after the jump.

Nov 7, 2011

70 Sexy Magazine Covers for National Magazine Day [PHOTOS]

November 7th is National Magazine Day. When you're looking to buy a magazine, the first thing you see is the cover (editor's note: Duh). If you happened to see the covers of the 70 issues here, you might have bought the mag without even opening the pages; they're that amazing. You can forget the phrase "you can't judge a book by its cover" for now because, well, they're not books (editor's note: double duh). From Lindsay Lohan to Victoria Silvstedt, from GQ to Playboy, we're looking at 70 of the sexiest magazine covers in honor of this special, glossified day. Check out the hottest covers to ever grace newsstands and mailboxes in our gallery after the jump.

Oct 28, 2011

55 Hotties Flashing Hankies for National Bandana Day [PHOTOS]

October 28th is National Bandana Day when we show our support for cancer awareness by wearing or displaying a kerchief. We've already shown you what's at stake with breast cancer and what you can wear (pink), now you can double your efforts with a pink bandana. Rock that 'ish on the streets and you'll be swimming in tail in no time. To celebrate the day we pulled together this photo gallery of hotties flashing hankies in support of the cause. Even the Crips and Bloods have to appreciate this! Click to see the pics.

Oct 25, 2011

Ciara’s 50 Sexiest Goodies For Her Birthday [PHOTOS]

Ciara's unleashed her goodies on the world numerous times and we're here to show you examples. On October 25th, Ciara celebrates her 26th birthday. The Grammy-winning, Austin-born, Atlanta native known as the Princess of Crunk&B has sold more than 7 million albums worldwide and has numerous top ten hits. To celebrate her special day, we've put together this gallery of her sexiest photos from Vibe, Maxim, Hype, and others. Happy Birthday Ciara! Check out her goodies after the jump.

Oct 13, 2011

Hotter Than A Witch’s… [82 PHOTOS]

Besides Christmas (0r Chanukah for 'chosen' of you out there), Halloween is easily the second best holiday: everyone loves it. Girls love it because it gives them the opportunity to wear their sluttiest attire and guys love it because of the first part of what I just wrote. The ladies just slap on a bra and panties and call themselves a naughty "fill-in-the-blank." It's like having your girl dress up for you, only this time it's not your girlfriend doing it (a plus) and the not-your-girlfriends are all over the place (a total plus). To get you warm and excited for what's to come, we've pulled together a great gallery to show you just how far ladies are willing to go. Check it out after the jump!

Oct 12, 2011

Hot Farmers Daughters: Must-See Sexy Pictures

Working on a farm sees like pretty much the worst thing ever. Sure, someone's gotta do it, but waking up at the crack of dawn, cleaning out stables quite literally full of sh*t, building fences, and... Wait, who's that over there? That's the farmer's daughter? Holy crap she's gorgeous. Plus it doesn't look like she's afraid to get a little dirt- what's that she's doing that cow now? Oh wow. Yeah, I take it back. Working on a farm definitely has its' perks, but we've gone ahead and pulled together the breast reasons for being a farm-hand in the gallery after the jump!

Oct 10, 2011

We’re Picking Up On These 48 Smoke[show] Signals [PHOTOS]

In 1989 South Dakota passed legislation to change Columbus Day to Native American Day. Since 1990 the second Monday in October has been celebrated as Native American Day in South Dakota. We've already shown you some of the hottest celebs you didn't know were Native American and sexy chicks dressed as Pocahontas, but now we're bringing you a brand spankin' new photo gallery of girls we'd love to lay the peace pipe on. Check it out after the jump.

Oct 9, 2011

53 Smoking Hot Pics of Foxy Female Firefighters

October 9th is Fire Prevention Day, which kicks off National Fire Prevention Week. We figured that to boost awareness, we'd let some foxy firefighters do the talking for us (sorry, no Smokey The Pedo Bear). Let me just say hot-d*mn, these ladies are really taking the phrase "fight fire with fire" seriously. We've compiled an awesome gallery of both real firefighters and models just playing the part, just make sure you don't asphyxiate from the smoke[shows] after the jump!

Oct 6, 2011

77 Sexy Smiles For World Smile Day [PHOTOS]

October 7th is World Smile Day. I know, it sounds cheesy, but with all the depressing sh*t going on in the world, we all need a smile once in a while. They say it takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown. Since we're lazy as f*ck, that makes us smile. What else makes us smile? How about hot, sexy ladies flashing their pearls (along with other happy, shiny body parts)? Yeah, we can't see you but we know you've got a sh*t-eating grin on your grill. Check out the unadulterated joy in our gallery of hot girls smiling after the jump.

Oct 5, 2011

60 Terribly Tempting Teachers For World Teacher’s Day [PHOTOS]

Remember those high school days and the sexy teachers that made it worth your while? Yeah, I didn't have any hot teachers either - which I think is baloney because it seems like every other week I read about some teacher getting arrested for giving her students 'extra credit.' Well, October 5th is World Teacher's Day, and I have no one to fondle-y remember. If I had any of the sexy teachers in this photo gallery, you better believe that I would have done whatever I could to stay after class for some tutoring; this is one time where seeing a little slip is a good thing. Check it out after the jump

Sep 29, 2011

94 Beautifully Fit Bodies For National Women’s Health and Fitness Day

September 29th is National Women's Health and Fitness Day, the perfect opportunity for you to look at girls getting fit. Alternatively, you can choose to look at fit girls - the choice is yours. Either way, we've got what you need to scratch that one item off of your to-do list. Whether you want to actually go to the gym for a full workout is up to you, but don't be surprised when you notice yourself wanting to work only your forearm... from home. Check out our gallery of fit girls after the jump.

Sep 28, 2011

The 24 Sexiest Rock Star Spawn

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced their list of nominees for the Class of 2012. Beastie Boys, The Cure, Eric B & Rakim, Guns 'N' Roses, Joan Jett, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Donna Summer are among the candidates. Pretty solid. We've often wondered what it would be like to have a Hall of Fame Dad or Mom, much less one that's a rock star. Back in August, we showed you the sexiest celebrities with famous parents. Now, we take a look at the hottest daughters of rock star legends. Check 'em out then vote for the sexiest in our poll at the bottom after the JUMP! Come on and JUMP!

Sep 26, 2011

In Memoriam: Pre-Pregnant Celebrity Bodies [114 PHOTOS]

Unless you're into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don't enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they're pregnant. Sure, they're chests are a little bigger - but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That's why we've pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

Sep 26, 2011

Super Sexy Cosplay Cuties for National Comic Book Day [99 PHOTOS]

September 25th was National Comic Book Day, a time to celebrate the joy that comic books have brought the world. And by joy, we mean the sexy chicks that dress up for the geeks of the world in an amazingly selfless act known as cosplay ("costume play"). These total hotties can be found at large conventions, notably Comic-con, and are surrounded by countless nerds all trying to capture pictures of a body-painted Pikachu that they can bring back to their porno command center. "Catch 'em all" after the jump.

Sep 21, 2011

Hot Pieces Giving Peace Signs For World Peace Day [76 PHOTOS]

September 21 is World Peace Day or International Peace Day. This year (2011) marks the 30th anniversary of the UN General Assembly's declaration that was supported by the UK and Costa Rica. New Yorkers really f***ing hate this day because it causes an absolute clusterf**k throughout the city. Ironic how a day of peace usually causes hoards of people to lose their sh*t and fight everyone. To those hotheads, we say, "Slow your roll and check out these hot girls giving the peace sign". PS - Chicks love doing the duck face with it. What up with that? Check 'em out after the jump.

Sep 19, 2011

Hot Girls In Funny Tees [70 PHOTOS]

Thankfully, girls need a guy that can make them laugh. I can't imagine how many guys have been saved from a life of virginity by this little rule. What do guys need? You already know we like big boobs and tight butts, but we can appreciate a good laugh, too. That's why we celebrate the use of these girls' chests as billboards for funny shirts: it gives you a totally legit excuse to stare. Check out some seriously funny Tees&A after the jump.

Sep 17, 2011

High Heels & Hot Wheels: 96 Gifts for General Motors’ Birthday

It's no secret that ladies love fast cars, which is one of the reasons that we, as men, (hope to) own them. On September 16th, 1908 a dude named William Durant created a motor vehicle company for the sole purpose of trying to get as much turn-of-the-century tail as possible. He originally called the company Getting Muff, but had to change the name once his mom bought one. To celebrate the birthday of what is now known as General Motors, we're showing you some top-of-the-line ladies posing with some true American muscle. Check 'em out in the gallery after the jump.

Sep 16, 2011

Freaky Friday: Genetic Freaks & Sideshow Freaks [20 PHOTOS]

If you're a guy who knows about girls and social media, you already know about #FriskyFriday - a great excuse for hot girls to post photos of themselves on Twitter. We love the idea, but felt that we could add our own little twist. Since America is all about going big or going home, we've created our own feature that shows off freaks, whether they be sideshow freaks or genetic freaks - big, beautiful, and/or bizarre butts, lips, boobs, and other body parts. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have one very confused boner. Get your freak on below.

Sep 12, 2011

The 11 Hottest Celebrity GILFS For National Grandparents Day [POLL]

September 11th was National Grandparents Day. Kinda unfortunate for obvious reasons, but we felt it would be a great disservice to parents of parents everywhere if we didn't honor them somehow. While grandfathers typically get pissed whenever you try to shower them with praise, grandmothers love to be loved. We're more than happy to oblige, especially if they're GILFs. Check out our list of sexiest celebrity grandmothers we'd like to ... friend... then vote for the sexiest in our poll after the jump.

Sep 9, 2011

57 Bettys Wearing Teddies For National Teddy Bear Day [PHOTOS]

September 9th is National Teddy Bear Day. It's a scientific fact chicks LOVE teddy bears; probably moreso than flowers or chocolates for the simple fact the huggably soft furballs last longer (in bed... what's their secret!?). Buy a girl a teddy bear and she's more likely to show her appreciation by rockin' a teddy - the bodysuit-like lingerie, which combines a camisole and panty in one piece. We've never wanted to be a teddy bear more than after seeing these pics of hot girls in teddies. We knew being a furry would pay off eventually. Check out the girrrrrrrrls after the jump.

Sep 6, 2011

Real Life Barbie Girls For Barbie Doll Day [70 PHOTOS]

On September 6th, 1959, Mattel sold the first ever Barbie doll. The big breasted, tiny waisted, long legged figurine has given girls complexes for decades, prompting feminists everywhere to call for its ban. To them we say, chill out. If a woman wants to rock platinum blonde locks, big pouty lips, humongous fake t*ts, and ridiculous measurements, let 'em. You don't see us protesting the fugly trolls at a taping of The View - it's their choice to crush tons of cupcakes. Previously, we showed you Barbie dolls behaving badly, now we present real life Barbie girls. Hopefully, they're not into dudes without genitals. Check 'em out in our gallery after the jump.

Aug 23, 2011

71 Busty Bartenders Welcome You Back To School

When you get back to school and hit up the local bar, you'll be forced to say hello to everyone you didn't miss over the summer. Instead of chatting to Claire who you haven't seen since that freshman seminar project you worked on together, check out the new hot bartenders and try to get on their good sides. This way, they won't mind when you leave your number on a napkin for the 400th time. As a tribute to the sexy women who take your tips, throw away your number, and leave you with a hangover, we've brought together some of the country's hottest mixologists. Check out the gallery after the jump.

Aug 23, 2011

Twins’ “Twins” for Tuesday [96 PHOTOS]

Why twins and why Tuesday? Well, Tuesday's the second day of the work week, and two girls are better than one, right? What's better than two girls? TWINS! So, in our "2 for Tuesday" special, we're giving you a double dip of some of the hottest twins' twins (read: boobs). And since Tuesday's usually election day in the U.S. and the 2012 presidential race is heating up, we nominate Tuesday be known as Twins Day from now on. Check out our gallery then let us know if you can ID any of the girls in the comments section after the jump.

Aug 22, 2011

87 Sexiest NFL ‘Jersey Girls’ [PHOTOS]

What do guys love most? Sports and hot women. When you combine the two, it's straight cash, homey. Thankfully, the NFL season is back on and with that comes hoardes of hotties flashing their allegiance to their favorite team by wearing super tight, super revealing jerseys. Our minds are on overload when the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups of fandom and fine females come together. You might need TV timeout after a series with our gallery of gridiron girls. Check it out after the jump.

Aug 17, 2011

Amber Alert: We Found The 14 Hottest Ambers On Earth [PHOTOS, POLL]

Alerts make you take notice, that's why they exist in our world. Hot girls also make you take notice, and I'm willing to bet they share the same purpose. COED took the time to create a new, more fun version of the Amber Alert. Instead of having you look for missing children, we're bringing you the hottest grown women from around the world named Amber. Check 'em out in our slideshow then vote for the hottest in our poll after the jump.

Aug 15, 2011

72 Foxy Fly Girls For National Aviation Week [PHOTOS]

During Aviation Week, the US fondly remembers the Wright Brothers and others responsible for the power of flight. Their dream of one day flying amongst the birds has made way for a new dream: to bang out a hot stewardess in a cramped bathroom at 30,000 feet in the sky. Yes sir, COED is a proud member of the Mile High Club and wants to show you some of the other more elite members. In celebration of National Aviation Week, we bring you some of the sexiest stewardesses, pilots, and flat-out hot chicks wearing aviators. Cue R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly". Check it out after the jump.

Aug 11, 2011

84 Showstoppers Show Off For Victoria’s Secret’s Newest Bra [PHOTOS]

Last week, E! Online revealed a sneak peek of the new Victoria's Secret bra, the Showstopper. Then yesterday VS Angel Adriana Lima went on Good Day New York to promote the breast bolstering enhancement contraption. To welcome the newest addition to jaw dropping line of boob supporters, we decided to take a look at some of the hottest bras ever produced by one of the leading retailers of boners women's undergarments. Check 'em out after the jump.

Aug 3, 2011

Hot Chicks Humping For Hump Day! [42 PHOTOS]

Since Wednesday is the middle of the work week, it's been designated as "the hump". You make it through Wednesday, and you've made it "over the hump". You're that much closer to the weekend. You can smell it. The thought of all the strange, random, weirdness that is bound to go down really gets people worked up. Just ask the girls in this photo gallery. While we give the thumbs down to us dudes dry humping, we have no qualms with them thrusting those hips. Check it out after the jump then submit pics of more hot girls humping to

Jul 29, 2011

Crazy Hot Cowgirls vs. Sexy Sci-Fi Chicks for Cowboys & Aliens [PHOTOS]

The highly anticipated blockbuster genre mash up "Cowboys & Aliens" starring Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig, Sam Rockwell, and Olivia Wilde hits theaters today (July 29th). Supposedly, the premise came from Gary Larson's The Far Side comic strip, which happens to be one of our all-time favorites. To celebrate its release into the wild (west), we've decided to present you with 2 types of women: crazy hot cowgirls & sexy sci-fi chicks who either battle aliens or are aliens themselves. Check out each faction then vote for the group you think is sexiest at the bottom of the post after the jump.

Jul 29, 2011

52 Luscious Lips For National Lipstick Day [PHOTOS]

Outside of T&A, what's the sexiest part of a woman's body? We gotta believe it's the lips. When desperate times call for desperate measures, a pair of lips will do just fine. Actresses such as Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, and Carla Gugino have become well-known for their lips, but how do you make great lips even greater? Lipstick. And we know anytime something's great, there's usually a holiday or observance to celebrate it. Hence, National Lipstick Day (which is July 29th). Pucker up, punks, because we have 50+ pairs of perfect, pouting lips comin' at ya! It's okay to kiss your screen. No one's lookin'. Check 'em out in the gallery after the jump.

Jul 20, 2011

Gisele Bundchen Overdose [111 PHOTOS]

On July 20th, 1903, Ford Motor Company shipped its first car. On that same day 77 years later, Gisele Bundchen...

Jul 19, 2011

The 32 Hottest Cougars In Hollywood [POLL]

The term "cougar" first came to prominence  in the early to mid 2000s. At first, it was considered taboo and derogatory, carrying with it a negative connotation. However, many cougs decided to own the word and the attitude. The idea is nothing new, there have been plenty of "May-December" relationships in pop culture, but the term has sparked a renewed interest in them. Thanks to hot actresses aged 35-50, being a cougar is now 'cool'. But, who are the hottest? Check out our list to find out then vote for your favorite in our poll after the jump.

Jul 15, 2011

The 10 Sexiest Celebrity Siblings [PHOTOS]

Sometimes we often forget that celebrities are real people with personal lives and families. Sometimes, celebrity relatives try to piggyback on their more fellow family member's fame while others ride their coattails. Still, there are a handful that prefer to remain anonymous or at least shy away from the bright lights and intense gaze of the public eye. We could go on all day about the sexiest celebrities, but that sexiness came from somewhere and sometimes it runs in the family. We run down the sexiest celebrity siblings after the jump. Check it out.

Jul 13, 2011

Gorgeous Geeks Talk Nerdy To Us For Embrace Your Geekness Day [55 PHOTOS]

July 13th is Embrace Your Geekness Day. Since we've already paid enough homage to our sporty cohorts with sexiest All-Star "cheerleaders" and hotties of the World Cup, we've decided to go flip mode on you and embrace our geekness by embracing pics of gorgeous geeks. An oxymoron, you say? Probably. If you were to look at a sliding scale of attractiveness vs. intelligence, you'd most likely find the hotter chicks towards the low end of the smartypants axis. But, there are diamonds in the rough. 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0. That's binary code for 'Check 'em out after the jump'...

Jul 12, 2011

COED Presents The MLB All-Star Cheerleading Squad

On July 3rd, Major League Baseball announced the rosters for the 2011 MLB All Star Teams.  On July 4th, America celebrated our Independence Day. On July 5th, everyone realized the lack of beautiful women in professional baseball. While hot cheerleaders have been a staple of the NFL and NBA for decades, MLB's first cheerleading team was apparently the Marlin Mermaids in 2003. Step it up, MLB! In the hopes of getting teams to realize how important these ladies are, we've compiled the following list of sexy all-star spirit leaders. Check it out after the jump.

Jul 10, 2011

11 Funniest Videos from Funny or Die (So Far) [POLL]

Will Ferrell is a comedic genius. Many will agree while some others think he’s just plain stupid. Well, those few...

Jul 9, 2011

Hottest Women of the 2011 World Cup

The 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup began play on June 26th, with 4 groups of 4 countries each playing in 9 host cities in Germany. Women's sports can be tough to watch, but women's soccer crushes WNBA in terms of hotties. To get you in the mood for 0-0 triple overtimes (hopefully broken by a game-winning goal followed by removal of shirt), we're counting down the hottest soccer players in this year's Cup who we want in our cups. Check 'em out after the jump.

Jul 2, 2011

We Cream For Hot Ice Cream Queens During National Ice Cream Month [50 PHOTOS]

One of the most underrated gifts the 40th President of the United States Ronald Reagan gave us was naming July National Ice Cream Month. Ice Cream is the greatest dessert ever. It cools you down, makes you feel better, and helps you recover from many of life's problems. Think about it. Your buddy steals your car then wrecks it. Where's he taking you? To get ice cream. How do we honor this great month? By checking out the women who put fire in loins eat ice cream, of course! Check out the gallery after the jump.

Jun 27, 2011

How To Buy Lingerie For Your Girlfriend

Every guy loves lingerie. If your chick's wearing it, you know things are gonna get good. However, girls rarely break that sh*t out. So, to give them that extra nudge, you figure I'll just buy her some. Then reality sets in. Guys hate shopping in general, but shopping for "the unmentionables"? Even worse. You feel so uncomfortable walking into a store that sells women's underwear, you might not know what to ask or look for. Don't worry, if you follow our guide, you'll be in and out of that store (and in and out of your lingerie-rocking girlfriend) in no time. Check out our full guide after the jump.

Jun 23, 2011

35 In The Pink For National Pink Day [PHOTOS]

June 23rd is one of the most underrated sex days of the year: National Pink Day. No one really knows who created this day or its significance, but most people associate it with Breast Cancer Awareness. Here at COED, we're all for boobies, so we put together this glorious gallery of gorgeous girls looking pretty in pink. We suggest wearing pink as well, it's an automatic ice breaker and once you mention it's for saving t*tties, you'll be rewarded with even MORE pink. Giggity. See the pics after the jump.

Jun 17, 2011

20 Women Who Need To Show More Skin

We do a lot of Google searches at COED, so we'd like to think of ourselves as expert photo hunters. We have a pretty good idea of what's out there and when we stumble across a hot up-and-coming actress or musician, the first thing we do is search for her hottest photos. Our assumption is, if she's hot, she's gotta have hot pics. It's a total bummer when we come up short. It's rare but it happens. Such is the case with the 20 women on our list of celebs who need to show more skin. We're talking a bikini shoot, lingerie shoot, implied nudes - anything where we see more of their goods. Check it out after the jump.

Jun 16, 2011

25 Best Re-Cut Movie Trailers Ever [VIDEOS]

Have you ever seen a trailer that you thought was the most epic you've ever seen? Have you thought about a certain movie that could have gone in a different direction than the director intended. Well, if you have a sense of humor and some video editing skills, you can try to make a recut trailer for a movie that already exists. Likely, though, it won't be as good as this list of the 25 greatest recut movie trailers. Enjoy.

Jun 14, 2011

36 Sexy Strawberry Shortcakes For National Strawberry Shortcake Day [PHOTOS]

"Strawberry shortcake, cream on top. Tell me the name of your sweetheart." June 14th is National Strawberry Shortcake Day. While most people will celebrate by partaking in the delicious dessert, that's not how we roll at COED. When we hear strawberry shortcake, we think of all the cute coeds and sexy sorority chicks who like to dress up as Strawberry Shortcake, the cartoon character who started off on greeting cards then grew into a frickin' empire. Thanks to her, we get to ogle hot girls in her garb. Check out the pics after the jump.

Jun 10, 2011

The 15 Summer Movie Smokeshows Everyone Will Be Talking About [POLL]

It's hard to believe we are halfway through 2011 and have nothing to show for it. Is it just me or has this year felt like a waste? Enough is enough and now is time to change all that. There's no better way to turn a year around than by checking out all the pretty girls coming to theaters in the near future. This summer has so many blockbuster movies coming out, all filled with hotties, that you'll run out of money before you run out of movies to see. The beginning of 2011 starts today, my friends. Check our picks then vote for the chick that should be our #1 pick after the jump.

Jun 8, 2011

64 X-cellent Reasons To X-perience X-Factor’s Nicole Scherzinger

Did you have any plans to watch X-Factor when Cheryl Cole was a judge? We were looking forward to her making some serious O-faces, but now that's she's been replaced with the nom nom nom-licious Nicole Scherzinger, we'll be the ones with our mouths agape. Nicole  found out about her new job through the newspapers and there have been reports she enjoys performing while hungover. She's just like us! Only with awesome boobs, butt, legs, eyes.... in short, we want to party with you then judge people, Nicole. To show our approval, we've put together this photo gallery of the lead Pussycat Doll. Check it out after the jump!

Jun 3, 2011

2011 NBA Finals WAG WAR: Dallas Mavericks Vs Miami Heat [PHOTOS]

Grab a cold one because this is going to be a brutal NBA Finals match-up. Game 2 was a real barn-burner and the temp's only going to get higher. At COED, we're trying to add a little fuel to this fire by holding a little finals of our own focusing on what we know best: girls. We've already shown you the team's dancers, but which city's players have the hotter wives / girlfriends? It's a tough call: while Miami's full of supermodels and beach babes, Dallas has decided to recruit some foreign talent. Take a look for yourself and decide which team is the real winner. Check out the pics and vote after the jump!

Jun 1, 2011

53 Maids-a-Milking for National Dairy Month [PHOTOS]

June is National Dairy Month. The "Got Milk?" campaign could be one of the best and most effective in the ad biz; it's short, sweet, and to the point. Since we're not your mother (father maybe), we can't make sure you drink your milk, but we can make sure you have a steady diet of super sexy women who've "Got Milk". It's scientifically proven these pics will help grow at least one of your bones. Check 'em out in the gallery after the jump!

May 30, 2011

61 Sexy Reasons To Salute The Flag On Memorial Day [PHOTOS]

Memorial Day is a time when take a moment to remember and pay tribute to those who've fallen in duty for our country. It's also a day to salute the flag and celebrate all the amazing things America has to offer. One such way to show your pride is to wear the red, white, and blue. No one does this better than beautiful women in an American flag bikini. If you can't make it to the beach or pool, we've got you covered with a gallery of patriotic princesses who wear the flag well. Check it out after the jump!

May 29, 2011

The 14 Most Random Cable Channels You Never Knew Existed

The Cable Guy had it right. Channel surfing is the hobby of choice when sitting around your house late at night. There is nothing on television past midnight. But have you ever encountered those channels that made you go, "What the f***?" If you looked more closely you might have noticed how many random channels you are paying for that you never knew existed. In case you haven't, we've compiled a list of WTF-worthy channels that get a slice of your monthly cable bill. Check 'em out after the jump and let us know if we're missing any in the comments section.

May 29, 2011

Ode To The Shake Weight: Sexiest Exercise Tool Ever [PICS, VIDS, GIFS]

If a guy could construct the perfect exercise machine, the Shake Weight would be the device of the new millennium. Do you remember when Suzanne Somers would use the Thighmaster on television? That was free porn for anyone growing up in the early '90s. The Shake Weight is 10 times sexier than the Thighmaster could have ever been. It doesn't matter who you are, watching someone use the Shake Weight will immediately take your mind to the gutter. As a tribute, we've put together a photo gallery, video playlist, and compilation of animated gifs showcasing Shake Weight hotties. Check it out after the jump!

May 29, 2011

6 MLB Teams That Need New Uniforms

There is no sugar coating it, Major League Baseball on television is boring. Actually attending a ballgame is not that...

May 27, 2011

Christina Hendricks’s Colossal Coconuts: Real or Fake? [45 PHOTOS, POLL]

"Holy sh*t!" That's the first reaction people have when they see Mad Men's sexy redhead, Christina Hendricks. Unfortunately, some haters have started rumors that her breasts are 'enhanced.' Those people are just like some parent telling their four-year old that Santa is fake - even if it's true, why would you ruin a good thing? Personally, we don't believe the rumors, but we thought we'd put it to a vote. Take a look at our photo gallery of her "gifts" and let us know if they're God-given or provided by a plastic surgeon in our poll after the jump!