Smitty

So many fails, so little time. Wait, we have all the time in the world, just not that much patience....

Jul 12, 2013

Friday Fails: The Best Fails Of 2013 (So Far) [VIDEO]

Friday. Fails. Funbags. Enjoy....

Jul 12, 2013

Even Your Mother Will Think These Baby White Lion Cubs Are Cuter Than You [PHOTOS]

These 7 white lion cubs born in Japan are gaining worldwide attention for being the most adorable things in the...

Jul 12, 2013

Bear Safety Video From Newscast Is Not Only Awkward But Useless [VIDEO]

Percentage this plump blonde would be devoured by a hungry bear? 90000% No way her high heels or crazy eyes...

Jul 12, 2013

Survey Says 1 In 10 Use Their Smartphones While Having Sex

Addicted much?

Michelle Rodriguez In Battle: Los Angeles [See Her Tonight]

Switch up your Friday night routine and check out the beautiful Michelle Rodriguez in the action Alien thriller, Battle: Los Angeles.

Jul 12, 2013

Runaway Stroller With Baby Almost Takes Out Live Broadcast [VIDEO]

Mother (or maybe hot babysitter?) looked real concerned that the kid she was responsible for almost went 40mph head first...

Jul 12, 2013

‘SHARKNADO’ Is Set To Be The Movie Of The Millennium [PREVIEW]

Sharks. Tornados. Kind of hot Tara Reid. The Dad from Home Alone. If this movie doesn’t sweep the Academy Awards...

Jul 11, 2013

FOX NEWS ALERT: ANCHOR TRIED TO MURDER BABY WITH BASKETBALL [VIDEO]

Without a doubt that would be the FOX NEWS ALERT headline if it happened on another station. But seriously, two...

Jul 11, 2013

NHL ’14 The Game May Never Live Up To The Hype That Is NHL ’14 The Trailer [VIDEO]

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING will give a man who was born in the ’80’s a spontaneous erection more than...

Jul 11, 2013

Brooke Mangum On Summer Camp [SEE HER TONIGHT]

Take a break, grab a beer and check out the drop dead gorgeous Brook Mangum on an all new Summer Camp.

Jul 11, 2013

7-11 Wants You To Believe Drinking A Slurpee Is Equivalent to An Acid Trip [VIDEO]

Or at the very least an experience taking some homoerotic Molly. But I’m gonna go out on a limb and...

Jul 10, 2013

Music

Lil’ Dickey’s New Video For ‘Sports’ Is Absolute Flames [VIDEO]

Excuse me if my suburban Philadelphia upbringing has made me partial to Lil Dickey, but dammit he may be my...

Jul 10, 2013

‘Grown Ups 2’ Honest Trailer Is So Sad Yet So True [VIDEO]

True story: I actually watched about 4 minutes of the original Grown Ups on FX last night. I took a...

Jul 10, 2013

Not Sure If Lingerie Football League Trash Talk Is Arousing Or Frightening [VIDEO + PICS]

Possibly both. The looks of an Olivia Munn combined with the attitude of Alvin Mack from The Program makes for...

Jul 10, 2013

Woman Nonchalantly Talks To Hitman About Killing Her Husband [VIDEO]

Women. Are they all this cold blooded? Probably not, but this doesn’t help. Michigan lady Julia Charlene Merfeld said she...

Jul 10, 2013

Olivia Munn On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno [See Her Tonight]

Olivia Munn on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (11:30 PM EST, NBC) It’s an absolute no brainer to tune...

Jul 10, 2013

Groom So Traumatized By Bachelor Party Kidnap Prank He Nearly Misses Wedding

Greatest friends ever or the meanest asshats in the world? You decide via details from The Sun: Ollie McAninch and...

Jul 9, 2013

Male Lions Can Mate 50 Times A Day And 19 Other Random Useless Facts [TRIVIA TUESDAY]

Trivia nights and Quizzo have become a staple during weeknights here in America. We here at COED are all thirst...

Jul 9, 2013

‘Blurred Lines’ Played Over ‘The Cosby Show’ Intro Is Everything That Is Right With The World [VIDEO]

And thank you again, Mr. Internet. The hottest song of the year mixed in with one of the greatest shows...

Jul 9, 2013

Today In Russia: Dascham Car Meets Children’s Faces [VIDEO]

So who is more at fault here: The man driving the wrong way on an obvious one-way street or the...

Jul 9, 2013

Say Hello To The 6’5, 295lb Man Caught Vandalizing School Wearing Only Spiderman Underwear

It’s a damn shame we couldn’t find a picture of this young, svelte gentleman in his vandalism wear to add...

Jul 9, 2013

Heidi Klum On America’s Got Talent [See Her Tonight]

Heidi Klum on America’s Got Talent (9 PM EST, NBC) Be a man or a woman who is there for...

Jul 8, 2013

Say Hello To The Man Who Went Absolutely Bonkers On His Disabled Neighbor During 4th Of July Party

And by bonkers we mean 72-year-old Richard Rice of (surprise, surprise) Florida went over to his disabled neighbor’s house and...

Jul 8, 2013

You Probably Don’t Want To Eat At A Golden Corral Again After Seeing This [VIDEO]

Not that you ever really wanted to in the first place, unless of course you already have your mind set...

Jul 8, 2013

Greatest Old Man Ever Dives Into Lake And Catches Fish With Bare Hands [VIDEO]

So this is how Santa Claus occupies his summers? We thought we found the greatest old man of the day,...

Jul 8, 2013

Soccer Ref In Brazil Stabs Player, Fans Rush Field And Literally Put His Head On A Stick

We all know how seriously people outside of America take the sport of soccer. Last week, we learned never, EVER,...

Jul 8, 2013

Holland Roden On Teen Wolf [See Her Tonight]

Holland Roden on Teen Wolf (10 PM EST, MTV) Start off your week the right way by tuning in to...

Jul 8, 2013

Grandfather Goes Dunkalicious During Game Of Beer Pong [VIDEO]

He hasn’t been this high on life since he took out 4 Nazi’s with one shot in WWII. But in...

Jul 5, 2013

Friday Fails: The Ultimate Fireworks Fail Compilation

Who knew that Somewhere Over The Rainbow is the perfect mood setting song to watch while fingers are lost and...

Jul 5, 2013

Bath Salts Seem Like A Good Time [VIDEO]

If in fact you were one of the “Infected” from 28 Days Later. Then I’m fairly sure you would be...

Jul 5, 2013

Some Post 4th Of July Fireworks Fun: Matrix Style [VIDEO]

GoPro cameras + fireworks. Who knew they would make such an awesome combination? Oh, everyone knew. The perfect team....

Jul 5, 2013

Sheila Vand On Cult [See Her Tonight]

Sheila Vand on Cult (9 PM EST, CW) Take a relaxing break from the holiday weekend and tune in to...

Jul 5, 2013

Today In Russia: Doctors Punching Intensive Care Patients

America wins? Or nobody wins. Yeah, probably the latter. This respected anesthesiologist was fired immediately after this incident that shows...

Jul 4, 2013

German Confused By Twerking Will Make You Proud To Be An American [VIDEO]

Get with the times you Deutschland Douche. It may look like a seizure of the buttcheeks, but it’s what all...

Jul 4, 2013

The Top 10 Fireworks Fails Ever [VIDEO]

God. Bless. America. You don’t see any Redcoats with the perfect combonation of balls and stupids to do anything like...

Jul 3, 2013

Real-Life Peter Griffin Is So Peter Griffin It Hurts [VIDEO]

Think it’s safe to say that if there is ever a life action version of Family Guy, this gentleman from...

Jul 3, 2013

Greatest Wedding Toast Ever Features Maid Of Honor Destroying Enimem Rap [VIDEO]

Why hello creative, beautiful, possibly pregnant but hopefully not locked-up Maid Of Honor. Will you marry me? Because this is...

Jul 3, 2013

Say Hello To The Worst Parents In America

Say hello (and goodbye, thankfully) to James and Roxanne Murphy, parents of 4 children all under the age of 15....

Jul 3, 2013

Miranda Cosgrove On Jimmy Kimmel Live [See Her Tonight]

Tune in this evening to scope out the drop dead gorgeous Miranda Cosgrove on an all new Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Jul 3, 2013

POV Parkour Is The Coolest And Scariest Thing You Will See Today [VIDEO]

My pants, they have been shat. This video, taken by some sort of half man/half monkey in Cambridge, UK, is...

Jul 2, 2013

‘Ho Hey Harry Caray’ Magically Combines The Lumineers And Will Ferrell [VIDEO]

Hot dogs!

Jul 2, 2013

Marilyn Monroe Said She Never Had An Orgasm And 27 Other Random Useless Facts [TRIVIA TUESDAY]

Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands...

Jul 2, 2013

Never Get Into A Fight With An European Soccer Hoolighan [VIDEO]

Red team wins! Actually may have been as close to a flawless victory as drunken soccer fan brawls can get....

Jul 2, 2013

College Girl Goes To Puke In Porta-Potty And Falls Face First Into The Abyss

And suddenly your problems don’t seem so serious. We don’t know the context of what happened in this photo first-hand,...

Jul 2, 2013

See Her Tonight [Ciara On Jimmy Kimmel Live]

Burn the midnight oil with us tonight and check out the gorgeous Ciara on an all new Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Jul 2, 2013

Things You Should Be Aware Of: Your Student Loan Rates May Be Doubling Thanks To Congress

Is there anything worse and more hated in America right now than Congress? Maybe pedophiles, murders and Chris Brown. But...

Jul 1, 2013

77 Vine Videos To Make Your Monday [VIDEO]

Still don’t know about Vine? Then, my friend, you are missing out. Even if the 6 second, looping videos that...

Jul 1, 2013

Today In Russia: Drunk Kids Decapitate Homeless Man And Play Soccer With His Head

Just when your faith in humanity starts to get a little stronger, here comes Russia to give the human spirit...

Jul 1, 2013

Will Ferrell + Natalie Portman Face Mash Up Is The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of [VIDEO]

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Jul 1, 2013

Greatest Guitar Smash Ever?

Pete Townshend should take notes. This is how you smash a guitar. Love how the mother doesn’t care about his...

Jul 1, 2013

See Her Tonight [Shannyn Sossamon On MISTRESSES]

Start your holiday week off the right way by gazing at the beautiful Shannyn Sossamon on an all new Mistresses.

Jul 1, 2013

For The First Time Ever The Majority Of Americans Want Marijuana Legalized

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Jun 28, 2013

Friday Fails: The Ultimate Girls Fail Compilation [VIDEO]

See girl. See girl fall. See me laugh. Doesn’t get much more simple than that. Enjoy the Friday Fails. You’ve...

Jun 28, 2013

The Chicago Blackhawks Were All Class Towards Boston After Winning The Stanley Cup

The Chicago Blackhawks reached out with an extraordinary thoughtful gesture towards the Boston Bruins and their fans by taking out...

Jun 28, 2013

Aaron Hernandez’s Taiwanese Treatment Is Surprisingly Accurate [VIDEO]

Not trying to make light of a man gunned down execution style and two others killed in a drive-by, but...

Jun 28, 2013

Disney Toy Soldier Eats It During Parade [VIDEO]

DOWN GOES DISNEY! DOWN GOES DISNEY! You have to figure it’s difficult enough not falling over on a regular basis...

Jun 28, 2013

See Her Tonight [Jessica Lucas On CULT]

Finish off your Friday the right way by tuning in to gaze at the beautiful Jessica Lucas on all new episodes of Cult.

Jun 28, 2013

Ex-Girlfriend’s Voicemail Sounds Like A Whale Dying Of A Broken Heart

Girl should’ve taken her sadness and auditioned for Dory in Finding Nemo. Either that or never called her ex in...

Jun 27, 2013

20 Things You Didn’t Know About The Tour De France

The 100th (almost) annual Tour de France kicks off again this Saturday, June 29 through Sunday, July 21. Is Lance...

Jun 27, 2013

World War G: Invasion Of The Gay [Video]

World War G – watch more funny videos They’re everywhere… Obviously the landmark Supreme Court ruling yesterday is huge for...

Jun 27, 2013

Adorable Little Girl Singing Heavy Metal Is Somehow Both Cute And Disturbing [VIDEO]

Awww, how cute. 6-year-old Aarayln certainty puts the Angel in Angel Witch. Wait, the title of her song is called...

Jun 27, 2013

Cute French Bulldog Is Terrified Of His Own Farts [VIDEO]

Believe a YouTube comment summed it up best with, “What did that assh*le behind my back say?” It’s a shame...

Jun 27, 2013

See Her Tonight [Fiona Gubelmann ON WILFRED]

End your Thursday wisely by tuning into gaze at the drop dead gorgeous Fiona Gubelmann on all new episodes of Wilfred.

Jun 27, 2013

Culture

Chocolate. Peanut Butter. Beer.

Sweet Baby Jesus! Yes, that’s the beer the brew masters at DuClaw say smells and tastes exactly like Reese’s Peanut...

Jun 26, 2013

Statistics Show Boston Bruins Fans Instantly Turned To Porn After Losing The Stanley Cup Finals

While those in Chicago celebrated Monday night after their Blackhawks took home Lord Stanley’s Cup, people in Boston had to...

Jun 26, 2013

And Here We Have ‘Thunderstruck’ Played Out Of Flaming Bagpipes [VIDEO]

Your argument is invalid. I don’t understand how this man is essentially William Wallace reincarnated into a Mohawked, flaming bagpipe...

Jun 26, 2013

Entertainment

Hungry For A Heart Attack? Try These Doritos Locos Tacos Wrapped In Melted Cheese Bacon

Thank the Lord of Diabetes this isn’t currently sold by Taco Bell and is not on the market anywhere else....

Jun 26, 2013

‘Honest Anniversary’ Is As Hilarious As It Is Depressingly Realistic

Ah, the long term relationship. Where new, spontaneous and fun gets replaced with old, repetitive and boring. We’ve all been...

Jun 26, 2013

See Her Tonight [Dana Davis On FRANKLIN & BASH]

Dana Davis on Franklin & Bash (9 PM EST, TNT) End your hump day honorably by tuning in to see...

Jun 26, 2013

Say Hello To The Sisters Arrested For DUI’s At The Same Time…In The Same Car

Double Whammy! NBC Miami has the details: Two sisters from Miami were both charged with driving under the influence of...

Jun 25, 2013

Dwayne Wade’s 5th Grade Son Is Already A Better Basketball Player Than You Ever Were

And he already has a better outside jump shot than his father. Zaire Wade will be sure to get the...

Jun 25, 2013

Worst Burglar Ever Gets High On Mushrooms Then Rips Off His Own Penis

Now THIS is your brain on drugs.

Jun 25, 2013

People In Wisconsin Do Not Care For Vaginas

Or the word vagina, at least. Above is an advertisement for the play The Vagina Monologues in the Ashland Daily...

Jun 25, 2013

See Her Tonight [Miley Cyrus On Jimmy Kimmel Live]

Now it's your job to tune in tonight to see Miley Cyrus on an all new Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Jun 25, 2013

Good News Everyone: You Will Soon Be Able To Keep Your Phone On During Takeoffs And Landings

Somewhere, Alec Baldwin is fist pumping in pure ecstasy. The FAA is scaling back its policy of turning off all...

Jun 24, 2013

Former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi Gets 7 years In Underage Sex Case With (Now) Smokeshow [PICS]

Former Italian Prime Minister and professional dirty old man Silvio Berluscona was just sentenced to 7 years in prison in...

Jun 24, 2013

George Zimmerman’s Lawyer Opens Murder Trial As Awkwardly As Possible With A Knock Knock Joke

Nothing like a little attempted humor to start off defending a suspect who is on trial for murdering a defenseless...

Jun 24, 2013

‘Toy Story’ Meets ‘Grand Theft Auto IV’ Is Amazingly Amazing [VIDEO]

I don’t know about you, but Woody from Toy Story throwing a Molitav Cocktail onto a hot dog vendor is...

Jun 24, 2013

Drunk Man Caused Traffic Jam In Holland Tunnel Because He Got Out Of His Car To Poop