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Mar 5, 2012

Where Are These Characters From The Wire Now?

It’s widely considered one of the best television shows of all time – a sprawling, gritty exploration of Baltimore drugs,...

May 25, 2011

Towelie’s Greatest (Bong) Hits On South Park For Towel Day [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

May 25th is Towel Day, an unofficial worldwide holiday celebrating the late author Douglas Adams and his sci-fi comedy cult classic The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, a story where a towel is the most useful item possible for those who explore deep space. But there’s really only one towel that deserves a holiday – the Tynacorp-created RG-400 Smart Towel, also known as Towelie. As a tribute to the forgetful towel who always reminds people to use a towel, we've assembled some of his greatest (bong) hits with a photo gallery and video playlist. If you play them all at the same time, it sounds like the beat to FunkyTown. Okay, maybe not. Check it out after the jump!

May 17, 2011

The 16 Most Completely Clueless Fictional Cops of All-Time [POLL]

We recently featured 52 photos of hot cops for National Police Week, which is goin' on right now (week of May 15th - 22nd). While those babes in blue had you thinking illegally, the "authority" figures in this post will have you dumbfounded. Yeah, they’re here to serve and protect, but for every Dirty Harry out there saving the day there’s a squad car full of Keystone Kops just around the corner. Today we're going to celebrate the second group by laying out some of the best of the worst. So join us and raise your cups of coffee and donuts to these men disgracing the badge after the jump.

The Best And Worst TV Shows To Watch While High

TV and marijuana go together like, well, TV and marijuana. While getting high makes doing just about anything more fun, there's nothing quite as relaxing as getting stoned and becoming one with the couch for a marathon of your favorite shows. But be warned, watching TV while high can be a double-edged sword because while there's plenty of awesome programming out there, there's also a few which are so bad they'll instantly kill your buzz. Check out our guide to the 5 best - and the 5 worst - TV shows to watch while high. See the list after the jump!

Apr 20, 2011

The Best and Worst Places To Smoke Pot

CNBC's Marijuana & Money (one of our Websites of the Week) recently published its list of top marijuana travel destinations. While everyone who hasn't lived in a bomb shelter knows Amsterdam is the place to be, there are a ton of other places where you can enjoy smoking some good, quality pot. However, not everyone is on board with the puff parade. We're here to point you in the right direction with a list of some of the world's hottest smoking destinations, as well as ones you should avoid all together!

Apr 18, 2011

The 16 Hottest Girls Of “The Real World”

For nearly 20 years now, The Real World has entertained viewers worldwide with drunken screaming matches, hot tub orgies and other moments of complete and unbridled “realness.” This season in Las Vegas has really turned up the ante, providing conflict, drama, and plenty of eye candy. To celebrate the series that started this whole reality show craze, we take a look at the show's hottest girls who range from crazy to quiet, virginal to "casual", bitchy to bitchin'. Check' em out below and vote for the chick you think is the hottest after the jump!

Apr 13, 2011

Jun 6, 2010

5 Ways Serial Killers Can Help You Pick Up Women

They're passionate. They're accomplished. They're attentive. They're also, unfortunately, likely to make a suit out of your skin. Serial killers! They're out there, sharpening their axes. using their tried-and-true methods -- albeit with a few minor modifications -- you, too, can get the woman of your dreams. Here are five tips and techniques from America's number one lady-killers.

Apr 21, 2010

5 Rules for Online Gaming

Solo games are great, but it's also a lot like hitting a tennis ball against a garage door. Eventually, you gotta get out there and mix it up with real people. But when you try playing online, you find yourself quickly getting your ass kicked by a bunch of lunatic teens. I understand. I used to be just like you. But, I promise, there’s a whole fun world of online gaming out there, and I’m going to help you find it.