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Celebrate National Irish Coffee Day With Hot Irish Chicks [PHOTOS]
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How Psyched Are You For Breaking Bad? [VIDEO]
Things like interviews with Dean Norris, the bald dude who plays Hank, should make you pumped for the show tonight...
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Japanese Scientists Are Out Of Their Minds [VIDEO]
This new interactive water display is going to have some nasty porn applications...
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Watch This Rugby Team Get Pranked [VIDEO]
Cory Jane of the rugby team the All Blacks, pranked his own teammates with Japanese actors and it’s pretty damn...
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Ten Country Songs For People Who Listen To “Everything But Country” [VIDEOS]
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The Girls Of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Video [PHOTOS]
In honor of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video being nominated for hundreds of moonmen tonight at the VMAs, here’s the...
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Watch These Thai Children Kickbox Each Other For Four Minutes [VIDEO]
The questions is, which of these kids will grow up to be Tong Po and which one will be JCVD?...
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Why MTV Doesn’t Play Music Videos Anymore [VIDEO]
With the 2013 VMAs on Sunday, you’ll be sure to hear at least one person complain that MTV doesn’t play...
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Watch This Time Lapse Body Paint Video Or You’re An Idiot [VIDEO]
If you’re someone who likes those women who look like Avatar chicks or Abe Sapien from Hellboy, you’ll love this video
Ariana Grande: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]
Even though it’s some dumb publicity, Ariana Grande really put herself on the map this week...
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When Carlos Danger aka “Anthony Weiner” got caught sexting again, the world turned it’s attention to Sydney Leathers...
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E-40 Talks About New Album And Love For Kendrick Lamar [VIDEO]
Every so often, here at COED we feel the need to cover some hip hop news. Not just news about...
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This Might Be The Fastest Street Legal Car Ever [VIDEO]
The AMS Alpha Omega GT-R just crushed a bunch of acceleration records, and it’s noise is badass...
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It’s Time To Cook Breakfast On The Grill [VIDEO]
Wow, thanks BuzzFeed for showing us which breakfast foods we can BBQ...
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Get Ready For Lake Bell To Rock NY Mag’s Cover Nude [PHOTOS]
Still hot at 34, Lake Bell’s baring at all and taking dumb girls to task...
Saturday Cocktail: The Beer Shandy
As August gets more humid, you it’s OK to want your beer to cool you off a bit while you...
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The Prank Of The Year Just Happened And It’s Only August [VIDEO]
Dutch filmmaker Tobias Mathijsen pranked his brother by rotating his room 90°...
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Watch Walter White Sing “My Way” By Frank Sinatra, Then Deal More Meth [VIDEO]
If you’re not pumped for the final season premiere of Breaking Bad, then you won’t want to watch this video,...
Woman Who Won The Week: Anastasia Ashley [PHOTOS]
The smokin’ surfer released her hottest pics of the summer this week, so she easily wins this week’s honor...
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Some exciting things are about to go down tomorrow in America’s boring sport...
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Someone Made A Cartoon Music Video For Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” [VIDEO]
The animation is basic Flash like old South Park cartoons, but it kinda works...
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This Is Why Aussie Rules Football Will Never Catch On In ‘Merica [VIDEO]
AFL fans and announcers tend to go a little apes**t over nothing in this sport...
Watch This Jacked Dude Embarass Himself On Live TV
If you’re going to go through the trouble of having a bunch of muscles, you should be able to impress...
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Nicole Murphy, girlfriend of the mighty Michael Strahan, is living in the lap of luxury, and we’re OK with that...
Saturday Cocktail: Caliche Rum Cali Sparks
This week's cocktail comes to us from Caliche Rum, dedicated to sloshing you for years.
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Check Out One Great Journey Cover And 9 Terrible Ones [VIDEOS]
Your chances of hearing a good Journey cover are 1 in 10, so we brought you that exact ratio...
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Say Goodbye To Day Above Ground’s “Asian Girlz” Video [VIDEO]
Day Above Ground’s taking down their controversial, unfunny video “Asian Girlz”...
Janina Gavankar: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]
Janina Gavankar doesn’t want to stop being a vampire, and we respect the hell out of that...
The Worst Career-Ending Injuries In Sports [PHOTOS]
Jeremy Maclin’s season is over – not necessarily his career – but it got us thinking about all those other...
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Learn From This Dude: Dan DiLiberti [VIDEO]
Vine user Dan DiLiberti crushed the six second video medium with this Vine...
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You Need An Electric Water Gun On The Back Of Your Car [VIDEO]
This dude installed an electric water gun on his rear bumper that shoots windshield washer fluid at cars...
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Lasers + Campfire = 3D Effin’ Starfield [VIDEO]
Nerds are cooler than you because they know how to shoot lasers at a campfire to make a star field....
Lauren Tannehill Likes Guns, But You’re Safe From Her On Instagram [PHOTOS]
Lauren Tannehill loves posting pics of herself on Instagram, including ones that show her shooting a big ol’ gun...
Saturday Cocktail: Sunny Weather
This week’s cocktail is one of the tastier drinks we’ve recommended, but there are strings attached....
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Check Out These Pitchfork Music Festival Highlights [VIDEO]
Second City Network was at the Pitchfork Music Festival blending in as self-important hipsters...
See How Link From Legend Of Zelda Looks In Ten Different Cartoons
This artist drew Link as if he were a character on ten different animated shows, and they’re pretty damn cool...
Adrianne Curry: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]
America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry can’t stop looking hot at Comic Con, including last weekend when she rocked...
Guy Code Comic Con Roundup
MTV2’s “Guy Code Blog” was all over Comic Con this week. Here’s what they have to show for it...
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Watch The Founder Of Digg Throw A Raccoon Down A Flight Of Stairs [VIDEO]
Kevin Rose saved his dog from a raccoon by throwing it down a flight of stairs, but then he put...
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Watch This 7 Year-Old Russian Girl Dominate Her Male Opponent In Brazilian Jiu Jitsu [VIDEO]
Seeing how we’re named COED, we figured we should cover this coed 7 year-old battle, and it proved to be...
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Mr. Forthright Has Given Surprisingly Great Advice [VIDEOS]
Mr. Forthright is healthy again, so he’ll be making his weird yet hysterical advice videos once again...
Those Nerdy Girls Of Comic Con 2013 [PHOTOS]
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Saturday Cocktail: Yacht Club Vodka’s Riviera Cocktail
This week’s cocktail comes to us from Yacht Club Vodka, home of getting you tanked with class....
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Charlie LeDuff Is Out Of His News Reporting Mind [VIDEOS]
Charlie LeDuff, Fox 2 News reporter in Detroit, is completely f**king insane. And hysterical to watch...
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This Guy Makes 1 Billion Dollars Annoying [VIDEO]
This dude got over 100,000 hits on YouTube by ruining money for everybody with good hearing...
Michelle Rodriguez: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]
Seriously you guys, Michelle Rodriguez was almost naked because her swimsuit was flesh-colored...
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Timbaland’s Half-Stupid, Half-Prophetic Take On George Zimmerman’s Acquittal [VIDEO]
Timbaland believes that God has a ridiculous set of powers to influence events like the Trayvon Martin shooting...
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This Will Be The Best Movie Of 2014 [VIDEO]
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Fergie Changed Her Name, But Not Her Look [PHOTOS]
Fergie Ferg’s changing her first and last name, but she’s keeping that look that made her a “good” rapper...
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Some Early Critical Reviews Of “I Declare War” [VIDEO]
Here are some early reviews about the new child war movie, “I Declare War...
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Animated Louis CK Has Hit The Internet [VIDEO]
One of Louis CK’s best stand-up bits has been animated...
Saturday Cocktail: Shellback Rum Tiki Screwdriver
Throw some rum in your screwdriver instead of vodka this summer.
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Pacific Rim Is A Collage Of These 5 Movies [VIDEOS]
Yesterday we discussed how awesome Pacific Rim is, but today we want to look at the movies that made it...
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You Look Like You Need A Tiny Diaper For Your Penis [VIDEO]
The Above Average guys have a promising invention in their tiny penis diaper...
Karlie Kloss: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]
The hot fascist Karlie Kloss posed naked for Vogue. Again. Which is good news followed by the great news that ...
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The Ten Best Too Short And E-40 Songs [VIDEOS]
E-40 and Too Short are the two best old school rappers still rhyming, so we figured we’d look at their...
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Auto-Tune D-Bag Of The Week: Ty Dolla $ign [VIDEO]
Wiz Khalifa just signed Ty Dolla $ign to the Taylor Gang, which means Wiz has smoked himself retarded...
Jessie James Might Be Married Now, But She’s Still Looking Good [PHOTOS]
Jessie James married NFL wide receiver Eric Decker a few weeks ago, but we haven’t given up our love for...
Learn From This Dude: Colin Kaepenick
Colin Kaepernick is, without question, a douche, but you can learn an important lesson by not being him...
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This Would Make You Enjoy Your Girlfriend’s Cat More [VIDEO]
The visuals are cool in this video, but we also like the anti-cat, pro-dog morality...
Saturday Cocktail: Reyka Steam 75
Today’s cocktail – the Steam 75 from John deBary of PDT – is a Reyka vodka-based time bomb ready to...
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Bo Burnham’s Finally On Vine [VIDEO]
Bo Burnham waited a while to get on Vine, but now that he’s on, there’s somewhat to compete with Will...
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Watch This SpaceX Rocket Take Off Then Perfectly Land Back Where It Took Off [VIDEO]
Elon Musk’s SpaceX rockets are starting to do some cool stuff, like precision landing...
Hannah Whiteley: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]
Hannah Whiteley is better at kitesurfing than you, and she knows what that is, too...
Kaitlin Olson’s A Good Reason To Go See “The Heat” [PHOTOS]
We’ve been waiting for Kaitlin Olson to star in movies, and it’s finally happening...
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Watch The Internet In One Video [VIDEO]
Someone put the whole internet in one video, well, at least the best fails and weird s**t...
Brooke Hogan Is A Whole Lot Of Engaged Woman [PHOTOS]
Phil Costa’s one lucky fat guy now that Brooke Hogan said yes to his marriage proposal...
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Learn From This Dude: Danny MacAskill And His Sick Trick Bike Skills [VIDEO]
Danny MacAskill’s new street trials bike video, “Imaginate,” might be the best we’ve ever seen...
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Watch This Pudgy White Dude Cover Daft Punk On A Looping Machine [VIDEO]
This guy wants to be Reggie Watts on the looping machine, and his face is almost as funny looking...
Saturday Cocktail: Pavan’s Monaco Margarita
It might not sound manly, but if you can even handle two of these, you have more chest hair than...
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Walter White Has 10 Reasons Why You Should Ride In An RV With Him [VIDEO]
Bryan Cranston took to YouTube to announce a contest where you could win a ride with the whole cast of...
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The Ten Best Bill Burr Racial Jokes [VIDEOS]
Bill Burr analyzed the Paula Deen racist kerfuffle perfectly, which got us thinking about how often he’s right on race...
Karina Smirnoff: Woman Who Won The Week [PHOTOS]
Karina Smirnoff’s looking great at 35, and she’s still dancing and modeling to boot...
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Someone Put Jonah Hill’s Mouth On Jennifer Lawrence’s Body [VIDEO]
The FaceMashups people just killed our love for Jennifer Lawrence in one fell swoop...
Happy 25th Birthday, Isabella Leong [PHOTOS]
Isabella Leong’s been hot and making movies for a few years, completely under your radar...
See Her Tonight: Gabriella Pession Of “Crossing Lines” [PHOTOS]
The show could be dumb as rocks but we’d still watch it for Gabriella Pession...
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Learn From These Dudes: The Key Of Awesome [VIDEO]
The Key Of Awesome guys know how to parody pop music, and they’ll take down your precious Mumford and Sons...
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Lingering Questions About The Walking Dead [VIDEO]
World War Z sucked, so now we’re waiting for “Walking Dead” to return, but we have some questions...
Check Out The Girls Of The Coney Island Mermaid Parade [PHOTOS]
Want to see a bunch of hot artsy chicks justify being in a pageant to themselves?...
Saturday Cocktail: Ole Smoky’s Full Moon
This is moonshine for people who don’t want mountain redneck moonshine that makes you go blind....
