5 Telltale Signs It’s Time to Call it a Night
The week's finally drawing to a close and you're stoked to blow off some steam. It’s time to get wasted. Whether you plan on closing down the bar or staying up until sunrise is irrelevant. Your only priority will be to hook up with that thing at the bar which may or may not have a vagina. But you can't do that if you're fall down, pass out, belligerent, sloppy sh*tfaced. Use the remaining brain cells you have to focus on these five red flags warning you to call it a night. Check out our list after the jump!
How to Survive an Epic Night of Drinking
Ever see a few people at a party who are already so wasted they can't even stand by 10 pm? Or maybe the couple that showed up the bar already in a state which resulted in their ejection about 10 minutes after arriving? Check out these handy pointers to survive your next marathon of a Saturday night and outlast the rest of your friends with ease. It might sound simple, but we all already know how easy it is to screw everything up.
Essential Drinks for Your Labor Day Weekend
The final landmark holiday weekend of the summer is coming up fast, and everyone's ready to prepare for one final blowout before warm weather slowly leaves and changes into another blustery fall. The grill is hot, and the drinks flowing, so be sure to check out these fine selections before heading out to the liquor store and loading up on cases of booze and beer. With Sweet Tea Vodka, summer seasonal beer, and fresh cocktails all on tap, Labor Day is about to get wild.
An Idiot’s Guide to Choosing Wine for Dinner
At some point in your life, possessing the ability to purchase something outside the realm of 30 packs and plastic jugs of vodka will prove to be a valuable asset. Whether it’s a candlelight dinner with a nice steak, or a casual meal of fresh seafood, there are plenty of subtle tips which can point you in the right direction for selecting the right wine for dinner. This doesn’t have to be a headache inducing, frustrating experience either, as it doesn’t really take a connoisseur to make a decent choice.
5 Great After Dinner Drinks
You've had a nice meal, and after reaching a decent level of satisfaction all you’re really thirsting for is one more drink to peak for the evening. So if it's truly going to be just one more, you had better make it a great one, right? Whether you just enjoyed a steak, pasta, or fish, there's plenty of delicious options to cap off the night in style. Between top shelf liquors and chocolate infused stouts, we should be able to find something appropriate for anyone.
5 Belgian Beers Everyone Needs to Try
Imported beer can come from many corners of the globe, but some of the best in the world consistently hail from Belgium. Touted as possibly the best beer city in the world, Brussels and its surrounding areas have been churning out some of the most legendary concoctions for hundreds of years. These are a few accessible varieties that everyone should give a whirl. Don’t be scared, it’s only beer!
5 Fruit Flavored Beers You Actually Want to Try
While most people might be turned off by a fruit inspired or flavored beer, there are actually some high quality brews deserving of a chance. Whether it's orange, blueberry, cherry, or peach, some of the greatest minds in brewing have found ways to make fruit in beer an acceptable concept. Keep an open mind as just because these might contain a smattering of sweet flavors, doesn’t mean they’re girly at all.
5 Things To Do With A Kiddie Pool This Summer That Aren't For Kiddies
The weather is heating up, the barbecues are popping up, and it’s starting to truly feel like the heat of summer. What better way to make use of the great outdoors than with a pool? A kiddie pool, that is...and we’re not talking about going swimming. Just because it’s meant for water, doesn’t mean it doesn’t have far more potential. Lose the shoes, grab a towel, and get the bathing suits ready, because this one might get just a little sloppy.
The 6 Essential Beers of Summer
It's that time of year again! Following the release of a number of brilliant spring beers, a wonderful array of summer seasonals are next up to satisfy everyone’s anxious palates. Featuring new releases from Southern Tier, Sierra Nevada, Lagunitas, and Bell's, you're going to be busy sampling and searching for a favorite. From California to New York, all of the top breweries have something fascinating and exciting to try.
The Strongest Beers on Earth
So you think you’ve had strong beer? Is your idea of a knockout brew Molson XXX or Steel Reserve? The wonderful world of beer goes far beyond that, and with suds reaching the level of 40% ABV, they can be just as potent as that plastic handle of vodka that’s been sitting in the freezer for the past four months. Some incredibly rare, and others reaching prices of over $100, these truly are the Incredible Hulks of beer.
The 10 Most Controversial South Park Clips
The outrageous, offensive, and occasionally socially conscious foursome just entered its 14th year on the air this April. And while most shows fade away after 3 or 4 years, South Park is still making headlines for its controversial plots. Just last week they managed to offend an entire religion with their depiction of Muhammad dressed as a bear.
Crack Open Spring with 5 Seasonal Beers
Spring is finally here, and along with it comes boatloads of new, delicious beer. Some brewed with fruit and others...
