Tax Slacker: How To File for a Tax Extension
Tomorrow is the deadline for tax season, and you either forgot or have completely avoided the dreadful task that’s only...
Make Your Own George Bush Speech
Hello, fellow Internetters! Remember the old days when we’d travel over to Ebaums, load up an Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard and...
Jimmy Kimmel is F***ing Ben Affleck
Continuing the never-ending saga that is their marriage, Jimmy Kimmel dispatched a diss last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live to...
Girdles for Guys…Why?
Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles. I understand...
The Krankcycle: Another Reason to Avoid the Gym
I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again....
If Athletes are Stripped of Their Awards For Drug Use, Should Entertainers Be As Well?
The use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports is a slippery slope indeed. Olympic athlete Marion Jones was stripped of her...
Make Your PC Run Like a Mac in Five Steps
Seeing all those super-cool kids on campus with their 17-inch MacBook Pros really gets on your nerves, right? Who do...
100% Hilton-Free Sexy Sugar Mamas
Ahh… to be rich. Ahh… to marry a rich girl! Ahh… to marry a rich babe! I’m a gold digger,...
Steps to Take When the Condom Breaks
So you’re having great sex and the condom breaks. Maybe you kept it in your wallet too long, or it’s...
How Do I Know If My Girlfriend’s Cheating on Me?
Most people get skeptical about their significant other from time to time – that’s a given. But sometimes your gut-feeling...
Who’s REALLY Threatening Your Relationship?
No matter how well your relationship seems to be going, there are always threats circling. Perhaps the most potent threat...
More Things That Changed College…Forever
Continuing our coverage from our previous article Things That Changed College…Forever, COED presents…More Things That Changed College…Forever! iPod (AYE-pohd) n....
A Business Lesson for Communication Majors from Jim Cramer
Business majors shouldn’t be the only people having fun with money! Although communication majors go to school to do “dumb...
Rick Salomon, Ho Magnet?
Rick Salomon has a way of attracting Hollywood’s biggest skanks. In fact that’s all he’s “famous” for. Chances are you’ve...
High Noon Kama Sutra: The Side Dish
‘Don’t let the name fool you – just like the deep dish, the upright position of her legs means she’ll...
