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Until relatively recently, I thought that twitter was a wasteland of status updates about how often one needed to use...
Natalie Dylan Auctions Virginity on Howard Stern
San Diego student Natalie Dylan is broke as a joke and can’t afford to finance her college education. Welcome to...
How To Fly With Pot
Nothing makes for a relaxing vacation like toking on some dank sh*t. But if your plans involve flying, getting your...
Is the “Warm” Beer Crisis Due to Global Warming? Ok, Now We’re Listening
Yeah, Earth Day — let’s plant a tree and make the world a better place! Yeah…nah. But wait, what is...
Colorado University’s 4/20 Smoke-A-Thon Draws Crowd of 10,000
What is quickly becoming an internationally known marijuana fest the annual 4/20 smoke out at Colorado University – Boulder’s Norlin...
Tax Slacker: How To File for a Tax Extension
Tomorrow is the deadline for tax season, and you either forgot or have completely avoided the dreadful task that’s only...
It’s the End of the World as I Know it: I’m Graduating in a Month!
Finals are just around the corner. Job interviews are being had. Apartments in new cities are being looked for. Holy...
Be James Bond Incarnate with Van Der Led’s WM2 Watch/Cell Phone
Truth be told, I’ve owned about three watches worth mentioning in my lifetime, all of them being poorly-designed Tag Hauer...
The Truth Behind the Paula Nelson Barfight Video
And the verdict is in: the video of Paula Nelson, Willie Nelson’s daughter, kicking a drunk guy offstage during a...
Make Your Own George Bush Speech
Hello, fellow Internetters! Remember the old days when we’d travel over to Ebaums, load up an Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard and...
Playgirl Reaches Out to Eliot Spitzer
In the latest chapter of this never-ending saga, shamed ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer has been contacted by Playgirl, who hope he’ll...
I Was(n’t) There: A Slackers Guide to SXSW Online
Unlike some lucky bastards currently at SXSW, we poor folk have to work for a living – or were too...
Radiohead and NIN to Headline Lollapalooza?
Yes, you may have heard the rumor last week, but an official word may be coming soon: Radiohead and Nine...
2008 PLUG Independent Music Award Nominations Are In! Live Event on March 6
Each year the Plug Music Awards recognize the best the independent music community has to offer, and this year is...
Facebook’s McDonalds Value Meal Challenge
Ryan Giesel, a freshman at SIU Carbondale, will attempt what we at COED feel to be the impossible: consume every...
Jimmy Kimmel is F***ing Ben Affleck
Continuing the never-ending saga that is their marriage, Jimmy Kimmel dispatched a diss last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live to...
Is Amanda Bynes Behind “Be Kind Rewind”?
Slashfilm recently featured a video that compared Michel Gondry’s new film Be Kind Rewind to The Amanda Show, which aired...
Is That a Guitar in Your Pocket? Why, Yes It Is!
Since the Guitar Hero franchise releases a new “update” every 6 months, and Rock Band costs more than a month’s...
Lez Zeppelin Confuses Media, Blogs, World
Today is a good day to be a member of Lez Zeppelin, an all-female Led Zeppelin cover band. The media...
You Share, I Share with miShare
Although sharing music is far easier than it was a decade ago, we the people aren’t satisfied yet, and continue...
I Can Has Canned Cheezburger?
We did it, world: through cutting-edge technology we have invented a canned cheeseburger. Now before you get too excited, sit...
Coming Soon: Chinese Democracy (Really!)
Axl Rose knows when it comes to releasing a record these days, it’s all about timing. So what better way...
Bonaduce Beaten By Justice?
Did you see the fight last night? You know – the massively-hyped, televised brawl between Danny Bonaduce and Justice, the...
“Cloverfield” Sequel Already in Talks?
After a metric-ton of viral videos and red herrings involving the plot, Cloverfield is finally in theaters today…but wait! As...
Tom Cruise Babbles on About Scientology
UPDATE: The Tom Cruise recruitment video (recruisement?) has been taken down on YouTube…but we have it from Google Video! Go...
WTF Website: Little Pet Project
I’m all about saving dogs and cats…especially when I’m face-to-face with massive taters. Little Pet Project‘s main focus is preventing...
Chris Crocker is a Crock
I highly doubt I’m shedding new light on a burnt-out subject, but Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker is a pointless...
Andy Roddick is All About Brooklyn…Decker
Top-ranked tennis star Andy Roddick is a lucky bastard. Not only does he bank in a sport that doesn’t garner...
Girdles for Guys…Why?
Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles. I understand...
Former Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright Studies Law, Breaks the Law
Kumari Fulbright, a UA law student and former beauty queen, kidnapped her ex-boyfriend and held him captive for 10 hours,...
CommandShift3: Hot or Not for Computer Nerds
Why spend your free time rating hot babes when you can rate the hottest…websites? CommandShift3 is tailor-made for computer enthusiasts...
SAG Nominations Announced
No Country for Old Men is my personal favorite movie of the year. If you haven’t seen it yet, do...
The A-Team Movie is On
“In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit....
The Krankcycle: Another Reason to Avoid the Gym
I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again....
What is Drunkorexia?
The Morning Show‘s Mike and Juliet totally have their fingers on the pulse of young America as evidenced by their...
If Athletes are Stripped of Their Awards For Drug Use, Should Entertainers Be As Well?
The use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports is a slippery slope indeed. Olympic athlete Marion Jones was stripped of her...
T-Pain is a Fraud
Vocoderized vocalist T-Pain has become a bonafide R&B sensation, topping the charts, buying dranks, etc. Although most of his fame...
Michael Vick Sentenced to 23 Months in Jail
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a...
Video Trifecta: QVC Disasters
Home Shopping Network and QVC are broadcast live, which can make for some very hilarious television when things go wrong....
Caught on Tape: Bobby Knight Shoots Neighbors
Bobby Knight has been spewing more than just hostility towards his neighbors in Lubbock, Texas. On more than one occasion,...
Hot Chicks and Guidos: How Does This Happen?!
People I hate: Guitar-toting hippies, dumb jocks, hipsters, creepy old guys, private-school “wear a suit to business class” guys and...
Sled in Style with the Alu High-Tech Sled
Remember the scene from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation when Clark Griswold waxes up his sled and darts down a steep...
Make Your PC Run Like a Mac in Five Steps
Seeing all those super-cool kids on campus with their 17-inch MacBook Pros really gets on your nerves, right? Who do...
A Violent Vagina Wreaks Havoc in “Teeth”
I’m not sure if film-festival favorite Teeth, a story of a girl practicing abstinence who happens to have a toothy,...
The Best Black Friday Finds Online
Black Friday is a time when even the most frugal shoppers wake up early and empty out their wallets. In...
Detroit Tops “Most Dangerous City” List
Congratulations to Detroit, Michigan: you have won the not-so-prestigious title of “Most Dangerous City,” edging out runner-up St. Louis, Missouri...
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There is a right way and a wrong way to close out a relationship that has gone to seed. Do the right thing.
Sophie Anderton: Model, Cokehead, Prostitute
It’s common knowledge that about 99.9% of twiggy, egotistical supermodels are cokeheads – but prostitutes? Leave it to lingerie model...
100% Hilton-Free Sexy Sugar Mamas
Ahh… to be rich. Ahh… to marry a rich girl! Ahh… to marry a rich babe! I’m a gold digger,...
Cool Down Warmed-Up Beer with “Huski”
If there’s one thing everybody on Planet Earth can agree on, it’s that lukewarm beer is the absolute worst. Sure,...
Steps to Take When the Condom Breaks
So you’re having great sex and the condom breaks. Maybe you kept it in your wallet too long, or it’s...
How Do I Know If My Girlfriend’s Cheating on Me?
Most people get skeptical about their significant other from time to time – that’s a given. But sometimes your gut-feeling...
Caption this Picture
Despite their radical difference in size, these two dogs have something in common – Gibson the Great Dane and Boo...
Who’s REALLY Threatening Your Relationship?
No matter how well your relationship seems to be going, there are always threats circling. Perhaps the most potent threat...
More Things That Changed College…Forever
Continuing our coverage from our previous article Things That Changed College…Forever, COED presents…More Things That Changed College…Forever! iPod (AYE-pohd) n....
A Business Lesson for Communication Majors from Jim Cramer
Business majors shouldn’t be the only people having fun with money! Although communication majors go to school to do “dumb...
Remember, Remember, the 5th of November
Today, November 5 is known as Guy Fawkes Day (or “Gunpowder Day”). Remember, Remember the Fifth of November The Gunpowder...
Jealousy 411
It can be harmless and healthy. It also can be damaging. Be aware of a few things before the emotion does in your relationship.
Colbert Denied Candidacy
The word: unfortunate. Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report was snubbed of his dream Thursday – the dream of running...
Farmer’s Daughters Are Always Hot
City girls are fine and dandy, but at times I miss the simple charms of a country girl – preferably...
Red Sox: The Dawn of a New Dynasty?
After a 86-year freezeout, the curse of the Bambino lives no longer, as the Boston Red Sox won their second...
Frank Caliendo Ridicules Jim Rome
This one goes out to the guys who know Jim Rome! You know, the host of Jim Rome is Burning...
Guaranteed Halloween Hangover Cure
This year’s Halloween weekend will give most of you some scary hangovers. What can we do to prevent and cure...
Best College Football Tailgates
Some consider the college football tailgate, a hobby – yet others, an art form. We are COED have learned that,...
Run and Gun
The most explosive offense in college basketball resides in ' Des Moines? Welcome to Grinnell College.
Kama Sutra: Extended Doggie
“The variation on every lady’s favorite gives you more control than ever before. Take a firm grip of her thigh...
Stephen Colbert: Presidential Hopeful?
Stephen Colbert announced the announcement Americans have wanted to hear, straight from the source’s mouth: he is running for President!...
Joanna Krupa New Maxim Gallery
Remember The Man Show? I remember only a few funny skits on the silly, testosterone-fueled Comedy Central show with Jimmy...
Rick Salomon, Ho Magnet?
Rick Salomon has a way of attracting Hollywood’s biggest skanks. In fact that’s all he’s “famous” for. Chances are you’ve...
10 Tips on being the “Zeus” of Sexual Communication
via AskMen We all know the guys who KILL IT when it comes to women. Usually theyâre not the tallest,...
High Noon Kama Sutra: The Side Dish
‘Don’t let the name fool you – just like the deep dish, the upright position of her legs means she’ll...
Leaf Blower Spin
Take a spinning stool, a couple beers and a leaf blower and you can create a fun ride in your...
ABC’s Cavemen: Terrible as Expected
When a network ditches their first attempt at shooting a pilot, you would assume their shiny new rendition would be...
High Noon Kama Sutra: The Pearl
“This intimate position is perfect for couples who want to get as close as possible and enjoy slow, passionate kisses....
6PM Hotties! Babes in Crazy Clothes
Some girls wear the craziest outfits. Check out the chaos after the jump!...
Kama Sutra: The Crab
“An adventurous position that needn’t be the reserve of Olympic gymnasts and yoga instructors. Get it right the first timer...
How Not to be the Class Wallflower
Alright, what the hell, you’re in this four-hundred person lecture and just your luck, you can’t spot a single familiar...
How Her Apartment Proves She’s Single and Unlaid
Itâs usually pretty easy to tell if a guy is single from his apartment. Youâve got the typical underwear out...
