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Jan 14, 2010

Man vs. Zombies Twitter

Until relatively recently, I thought that twitter was a wasteland of status updates about how often one needed to use...

Apr 22, 2008

Is the “Warm” Beer Crisis Due to Global Warming? Ok, Now We’re Listening

Yeah, Earth Day — let’s plant a tree and make the world a better place! Yeah…nah. But wait, what is...

Apr 21, 2008

Colorado University’s 4/20 Smoke-A-Thon Draws Crowd of 10,000

What is quickly becoming an internationally known marijuana fest the annual 4/20 smoke out at Colorado University – Boulder’s Norlin...

Apr 14, 2008

Tax Slacker: How To File for a Tax Extension

Tomorrow is the deadline for tax season, and you either forgot or have completely avoided the dreadful task that’s only...

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Apr 11, 2008

It’s the End of the World as I Know it: I’m Graduating in a Month!

Finals are just around the corner. Job interviews are being had. Apartments in new cities are being looked for. Holy...

Be James Bond Incarnate with Van Der Led’s WM2 Watch/Cell Phone

Truth be told, I’ve owned about three watches worth mentioning in my lifetime, all of them being poorly-designed Tag Hauer...

Apr 10, 2008

Make Your Own George Bush Speech

Hello, fellow Internetters! Remember the old days when we’d travel over to Ebaums, load up an Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard and...

Mar 27, 2008

Playgirl Reaches Out to Eliot Spitzer

In the latest chapter of this never-ending saga, shamed ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer has been contacted by Playgirl, who hope he’ll...

Mar 20, 2008

Mar 3, 2008

Facebook’s McDonalds Value Meal Challenge

Ryan Giesel, a freshman at SIU Carbondale, will attempt what we at COED feel to be the impossible: consume every...

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Feb 25, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel is F***ing Ben Affleck

Continuing the never-ending saga that is their marriage, Jimmy Kimmel dispatched a diss last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live to...

Feb 15, 2008

Is That a Guitar in Your Pocket? Why, Yes It Is!

Since the Guitar Hero franchise releases a new “update” every 6 months, and Rock Band costs more than a month’s...

Feb 5, 2008

You Share, I Share with miShare

Although sharing music is far easier than it was a decade ago, we the people aren’t satisfied yet, and continue...

Jan 15, 2008

Tom Cruise Babbles on About Scientology

UPDATE: The Tom Cruise recruitment video (recruisement?) has been taken down on YouTube…but we have it from Google Video! Go...

Jan 14, 2008

WTF Website: Little Pet Project

I’m all about saving dogs and cats…especially when I’m face-to-face with massive taters. Little Pet Project‘s main focus is preventing...

Jan 7, 2008

Chris Crocker is a Crock

I highly doubt I’m shedding new light on a burnt-out subject, but Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker is a pointless...

Jan 4, 2008

Andy Roddick is All About Brooklyn…Decker

Top-ranked tennis star Andy Roddick is a lucky bastard. Not only does he bank in a sport that doesn’t garner...

Jan 2, 2008

Girdles for Guys…Why?

Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles. I understand...

Jan 1, 2008

Former Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright Studies Law, Breaks the Law

Kumari Fulbright, a UA law student and former beauty queen, kidnapped her ex-boyfriend and held him captive for 10 hours,...

Dec 14, 2007

The Krankcycle: Another Reason to Avoid the Gym

I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again....

Dec 12, 2007

If Athletes are Stripped of Their Awards For Drug Use, Should Entertainers Be As Well?

The use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports is a slippery slope indeed. Olympic athlete Marion Jones was stripped of her...

Dec 10, 2007

Michael Vick Sentenced to 23 Months in Jail

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a...

Nov 26, 2007

Make Your PC Run Like a Mac in Five Steps

Seeing all those super-cool kids on campus with their 17-inch MacBook Pros really gets on your nerves, right? Who do...

Nov 19, 2007

Detroit Tops “Most Dangerous City” List

Congratulations to Detroit, Michigan: you have won the not-so-prestigious title of “Most Dangerous City,” edging out runner-up St. Louis, Missouri...

Nov 19, 2007

The End

There is a right way and a wrong way to close out a relationship that has gone to seed. Do the right thing.

Nov 16, 2007

100% Hilton-Free Sexy Sugar Mamas

Ahh… to be rich. Ahh… to marry a rich girl! Ahh… to marry a rich babe! I’m a gold digger,...

Nov 14, 2007

Steps to Take When the Condom Breaks

So you’re having great sex and the condom breaks. Maybe you kept it in your wallet too long, or it’s...

Nov 12, 2007

How Do I Know If My Girlfriend’s Cheating on Me?

Most people get skeptical about their significant other from time to time – that’s a given. But sometimes your gut-feeling...

Nov 9, 2007

Who’s REALLY Threatening Your Relationship?

No matter how well your relationship seems to be going, there are always threats circling. Perhaps the most potent threat...

Nov 9, 2007

More Things That Changed College…Forever

Continuing our coverage from our previous article Things That Changed College…Forever, COED presents…More Things That Changed College…Forever! iPod (AYE-pohd) n....

Nov 8, 2007

A Business Lesson for Communication Majors from Jim Cramer

Business majors shouldn’t be the only people having fun with money! Although communication majors go to school to do “dumb...

Oct 29, 2007

Red Sox: The Dawn of a New Dynasty?

After a 86-year freezeout, the curse of the Bambino lives no longer, as the Boston Red Sox won their second...

Oct 9, 2007

Rick Salomon, Ho Magnet?

Rick Salomon has a way of attracting Hollywood’s biggest skanks. In fact that’s all he’s “famous” for. Chances are you’ve...

Oct 8, 2007

10 Tips on being the “Zeus” of Sexual Communication

via AskMen We all know the guys who KILL IT when it comes to women. Usually they’re not the tallest,...