Man vs. Zombies Twitter
Until relatively recently, I thought that twitter was a wasteland of status updates about how often one needed to use...
Is the “Warm” Beer Crisis Due to Global Warming? Ok, Now We’re Listening
Yeah, Earth Day — let’s plant a tree and make the world a better place! Yeah…nah. But wait, what is...
Colorado University’s 4/20 Smoke-A-Thon Draws Crowd of 10,000
What is quickly becoming an internationally known marijuana fest the annual 4/20 smoke out at Colorado University – Boulder’s Norlin...
Tax Slacker: How To File for a Tax Extension
Tomorrow is the deadline for tax season, and you either forgot or have completely avoided the dreadful task that’s only...
It’s the End of the World as I Know it: I’m Graduating in a Month!
Finals are just around the corner. Job interviews are being had. Apartments in new cities are being looked for. Holy...
Be James Bond Incarnate with Van Der Led’s WM2 Watch/Cell Phone
Truth be told, I’ve owned about three watches worth mentioning in my lifetime, all of them being poorly-designed Tag Hauer...
Make Your Own George Bush Speech
Hello, fellow Internetters! Remember the old days when we’d travel over to Ebaums, load up an Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard and...
Playgirl Reaches Out to Eliot Spitzer
In the latest chapter of this never-ending saga, shamed ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer has been contacted by Playgirl, who hope he’ll...
Facebook’s McDonalds Value Meal Challenge
Ryan Giesel, a freshman at SIU Carbondale, will attempt what we at COED feel to be the impossible: consume every...
Jimmy Kimmel is F***ing Ben Affleck
Continuing the never-ending saga that is their marriage, Jimmy Kimmel dispatched a diss last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live to...
Is That a Guitar in Your Pocket? Why, Yes It Is!
Since the Guitar Hero franchise releases a new “update” every 6 months, and Rock Band costs more than a month’s...
You Share, I Share with miShare
Although sharing music is far easier than it was a decade ago, we the people aren’t satisfied yet, and continue...
Tom Cruise Babbles on About Scientology
UPDATE: The Tom Cruise recruitment video (recruisement?) has been taken down on YouTube…but we have it from Google Video! Go...
WTF Website: Little Pet Project
I’m all about saving dogs and cats…especially when I’m face-to-face with massive taters. Little Pet Project‘s main focus is preventing...
Chris Crocker is a Crock
I highly doubt I’m shedding new light on a burnt-out subject, but Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker is a pointless...
Andy Roddick is All About Brooklyn…Decker
Top-ranked tennis star Andy Roddick is a lucky bastard. Not only does he bank in a sport that doesn’t garner...
Girdles for Guys…Why?
Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles. I understand...
Former Beauty Queen Kumari Fulbright Studies Law, Breaks the Law
Kumari Fulbright, a UA law student and former beauty queen, kidnapped her ex-boyfriend and held him captive for 10 hours,...
The Krankcycle: Another Reason to Avoid the Gym
I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again....
If Athletes are Stripped of Their Awards For Drug Use, Should Entertainers Be As Well?
The use of performance-enhancing drugs in sports is a slippery slope indeed. Olympic athlete Marion Jones was stripped of her...
Michael Vick Sentenced to 23 Months in Jail
Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a...
Make Your PC Run Like a Mac in Five Steps
Seeing all those super-cool kids on campus with their 17-inch MacBook Pros really gets on your nerves, right? Who do...
Detroit Tops “Most Dangerous City” List
Congratulations to Detroit, Michigan: you have won the not-so-prestigious title of “Most Dangerous City,” edging out runner-up St. Louis, Missouri...
The End
There is a right way and a wrong way to close out a relationship that has gone to seed. Do the right thing.
100% Hilton-Free Sexy Sugar Mamas
Ahh… to be rich. Ahh… to marry a rich girl! Ahh… to marry a rich babe! I’m a gold digger,...
Steps to Take When the Condom Breaks
So you’re having great sex and the condom breaks. Maybe you kept it in your wallet too long, or it’s...
How Do I Know If My Girlfriend’s Cheating on Me?
Most people get skeptical about their significant other from time to time – that’s a given. But sometimes your gut-feeling...
Who’s REALLY Threatening Your Relationship?
No matter how well your relationship seems to be going, there are always threats circling. Perhaps the most potent threat...
More Things That Changed College…Forever
Continuing our coverage from our previous article Things That Changed College…Forever, COED presents…More Things That Changed College…Forever! iPod (AYE-pohd) n....
A Business Lesson for Communication Majors from Jim Cramer
Business majors shouldn’t be the only people having fun with money! Although communication majors go to school to do “dumb...
Red Sox: The Dawn of a New Dynasty?
After a 86-year freezeout, the curse of the Bambino lives no longer, as the Boston Red Sox won their second...
Rick Salomon, Ho Magnet?
Rick Salomon has a way of attracting Hollywood’s biggest skanks. In fact that’s all he’s “famous” for. Chances are you’ve...
10 Tips on being the “Zeus” of Sexual Communication
via AskMen We all know the guys who KILL IT when it comes to women. Usually theyâre not the tallest,...
