Look Your Manliest In This 70s Hairy Chest Sweater
For those of you not ethnic enough to grow amazing chest hair and not rich enough to afford a gold...
Ashtray Cake Is A Man’s Cake [PHOTO]
To preface: smoking is bad for you. Well, at least smoking cigarettes is bad for you. You shouldn’t smoke. But...
If You’re Going To Attack A 56-Year-Old Woman, Make Sure You’re Not Wearing A Fraternity Sweatshirt With Your Pledge Name On It
If you’re a respectable member of society, no time is a good time to mug someone. But if you’re a...
Australian Couple Gets Four DUIs In One Day
DUI is not a crime you want to get charged with. And it’s even worse if you get a second...
Is Hallway Swimming The Next Big Internet Meme? No, It’s Not [VIDEO]
What’s the most important part of high school? If you said “being cool,” you’re right. Your next question might be,...
Bob Costas Quotes His Favorite Ludacris Lyric [VIDEO]
The rap game: if you want to get ahead in it, you can’t just keep running through the same old...
The Smartest Man Alive Is Here To Show Us How To Cook Scrambled Eggs Inside The Shell [VIDEO]
Cooking: only suckers do it. Real people feast at restaurants or on things you can eat right out of the...
Video Proof The NBA Is Rigging Games For The Lakers [VIDEO]
It’s been a tough season if you’re a Lakers fan. And there are a lot of Lakers fans. But it...
The Ultimate Subway Saxophone Battle [VIDEO]
One time I was riding the New York subway and I saw a guy staring down the woman across from...
The World’s Best Mustache Skills [VIDEO]
This guy gives the Ferrari of mustache rides. via Clip Nation...
Reddit’s Guide To The Wu-Tang Clan: The Classic Albums
It’s 2013, which means it’s been 20 years since Wu-Tang Clan dropped their seminal first record Enter the Wu-Tang (36...
Guess What Words It Sounds Like When This Kid Says ‘Dump Truck’ [VIDEO]
Videos of kids saying words and having it sound like a curse are so prevalent on the web it’s essentially...
Kung Fu Grandpa Gets His Nunchuck On In The Food Lion Parking Lot [VIDEO]
Playing with nunchucks can be dangerous — especially if you’re old and slowly losing your dexterity. Best to find yourself...
Not Appropriate: Crucifixion Corn Dogs Just In Time For Easter
Easter is one of the holiest days on the Christian calendar, which may make it seem odd that blogger Michael...
Start Your Morning By Learning How To 3D Print Your Own Gun At Home [VIDEO]
VICE would like you to meet Cody R Wilson. Who is Cody R Wilson? He’s the man who “has figured...
Parents Complain After Teacher Uses The Word ‘Vagina’ In Class On Reproductive System
Sex ed is always a sensitive subject when taught in schools. Teachers want to make sure students handle the subject...
The Iron Shiek’s Crazy Drinking & Driving Story Gets The Animated Treatment [VIDEO]
No one expects a story from the former WWF’s The Iron Shiek to be normal. I doubt you’d expect a...
Minor League Baseball Team To Debut Pee-Controlled Urinal Video Games
As if Minor League Baseball games weren’t exciting enough…! Just kidding, of course. But honestly, there is no event that...
Ask Your Doctor About Tacos [PARODY VIDEO]
It’s not Falafel Tuesday. It’s not Egg Roll Tuesday. It’s Taco Tuesday. (At least at the bar near me it...
Cancel The Grammys, We Already Have A Winner For Every Award [MUSIC VIDEO]
I have no idea what I just watched, but it sure as f*** beats The Voice. After some quick, unverified...
Peep-Infused Vodka Is Perfect For Easter
If there’s one thing Easter always needs more of, it’s vodka. But you can’t just down a bottle of Smirnoff...
Pole Smashes Through Bus Windshield In China Nearly Killing Driver [VIDEO]
Hot on the heels of that Chinese sinkhole, more dramatic footage from China: a lamppost flying through the windshield of...
Crowd-Surfing SpongeBob Ruins Party [VIDEO]
SpongeBob always starts acting that way when he gets too coked up....
No S*** Everyone Wants To See Florida Gulf Coast Win The South Region
Prepare to not be shocked: In one of ESPN’s latest Sportsnation polls, the network has determined that everyone except for...
NYC Rap Lyrics Posted On Signs At The Location Of The Lyric [24 PHOTOS]
Name checking specific locations in rap music is about as old a tradition as talking about bitches in rap music....
Worst iPhone Robbery Attempt Ever [VIDEO]
Next time just punch a pedestrian in the back of the head like a normal iPhone thief....
See A Flying Dirt Bike Crash In First Person Perspective [VIDEO]
There’s a lot of things I hope I never do: get married, have kids, screw up a dirt bike jump...
The Art And Science Of Beer [VIDEO]
UC Davis was the first university in the US to offer a major in brewing....
Fake Fight Gets Real In A Hurry [VIDEO]
Kids, this is why you should learn CGI effects. Choreographing fights can only get you hurt....
Does Her Number Matter? [HE SAID/SHE SAID]
Depending on your own personality and sexual history, the concept of a girl’s number (how many people they’ve slept with)...
A Year Of Foursquare Check-Ins In New York City & Tokyo [VIDEO]
Does anyone use Foursquare? I guess some people do. Well, of course SOME people do because Foursquare was able to...
Miley Cyrus Twerking In Unicorn Pajamas [VIDEO]
Sure, art existed before the Internet, but WHAT WAS THE POINT?...
‘KABOOYOW! Woman’ Is Your Latest Local News Internet Celebrity [VIDEO]
Remember when the point of local news was to inform people by interviewing reputable eyewitnesses who could give an accurate...
‘Yet Another F***ing Music Festival’ Is Definitely Going To Be The Hottest Festival Of The Summer [PIC]
I’m pretty sure this is the festival Wyatt is out of town for right now. If not, it might as...
If You’re Going To Say You’re Too Broke To Pay Child Support, Don’t Pose On Facebook Holding Wads Of Cash
Being a deadbeat dad is tough. With all the effort you have to invest in hiding from your baby’s mama,...
Does Hitting The Snooze Button Actually Help? [VIDEO]
No idea. Hit the snooze button and slept right through this video....
The Ultimate Reaction Video: Two Guys Watch Childbirth For The First Time [VIDEO]
If there’s one thing any birth needs, it’s two bro providing a steady commentary to each other an a camera....
President Obama’s NCAA Bracket Is Awful
I don't like to get into politics. I'm a registered Green Party member anyway, so what the hell do I know. But I'll call 'em how I see 'em...
Animated ‘Calvin And Hobbes’ [VIDEO]
Bill Watterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes, was legendary for refusing to commercialize his strip. Part of that was an...
What Are The Odds Of Picking A Perfect NCAA Bracket? [VIDEO]
Compare this to the odds that your girlfriend does better in your pool than you do and rubs it in...
Pixel Jams: ‘Prince Of Persia’
Pixel Jams is a comedic take on gaming from the mind of Adam Slater…...
How Not To Celebrate A Soccer Goal: With A ‘Nazi Salute’ [VIDEO]
You just scored a late go-ahead goal in a Greek Super League soccer match. How to celebrate?...
Have Your Mind Blown By A 9-Year-Old Whose Mom Probably Shouldn’t Have Done LSD While Pregnant [VIDEO]
Just wait until this kid discovers whiskey. Man, is he going to write some depressing folk rock songs....
Start Your Day With A Kitten Sliding Into A Burning Pit Of Fire [VIDEO]
Guys, guys, guys! Calm down. The slide is just a CGI effect....
Long-Term Before And After Portraits Show How Time Will F-Up Your Face
Aging: it’s inevitable. Unless you live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse. Or you can leave an ugly...
Is Obama Satan? The History Channel Says, ‘Eh, Probably’
Earlier this month, The History Channel launched a new miniseries called The Bible… and boy did they find a way...
Star Wars Parody Asks If The Destruction Of The Death Star Was An Inside Job [VIDEO]
9/11 conspiracy theorist are the worst. Odd, isn’t it, that those who think 9/11 was an inside job never seem...
Play ‘Legend Of Zelda’ As Zelda Saving Link In New Hack [VIDEO]
It’s been confusing people since the classic video game was released by Nintendo way back in 1986: am I playing...
Jumping Over A Cop Will Get You Arrested [VIDEO]
They’re just jealous because pigs aren’t as light on their feet....
Meet The World’s Classiest Nose Picker [VIDEO]
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your opportunities to pick your...
Street Performer Finally Does Something Cool: Punches A Guy In The Face [VIDEO]
Want your family and friends to disown you? Just tell them you’re going to be a street performer....
Guns In Movie Scenes Replaced With Thumbs Up [56 Pics]
You’ve heard it a million times before: movies are too violent. Well, the geniuses over at the blog Thumbs and...
‘Colourful S***’ Shows What Poops Look Like After Eating Specific Foods [PHOTOS]
File this one under “proof that art can be awesome.” We all have drank a little too much red wine...
Bellagio In Las Vegas Now Offering An All-You-Can-Eat Caviar Bar For $38
Caviar — it’s a food of luxury. Why? I’m not so sure. It’s just fish eggs. But it’s beloved by...
Drunk Man Falls Asleep In French Fries, Is Awoken By Police, Resumes Eating French Fries [VIDEO]
Engaging in criminal activity is hard work. While you’re constantly looking over your shoulder to see if the police are...
March Madness Would Be Much More Exciting If They Played It With This Exploding Basketball [VIDEO]
There’s a theory in sports that goes a little something like this: every sport would be better if something in...
Just That Normal Thing Where You See A Guy Kicking A Windshield Riding On Top Of A Car [VIDEO]
That windshield should have never slept with that dude’s wife....
Don’t Jump In That Puddle! [VIDEO]
I can’t believe he fell for the ol’ “it’ll be funny to see your shoes get wet but it’s actually...
This Is Why You Don’t Give Your Basketball Coach A Gatorade Bath [VIDEO]
Things could be worse. That could could be a junior college women’s basketball coach....
You’d Be An Idiot Not To Buy Bob Hope’s Palm Springs House [PHOTOS]
Hey! Good news, guys! Bob Hope’s Palm Springs house is for sale! And it’s not too pricey either: a mere...
Here’s An Old Man Kicking A Snake In The Face [VIDEO]
Earlier today we posted 8 Old Dudes Doing Awesome Things. Know what wasn’t on that list? Kicking a snake in...
Meet The Man Who Sells Property On The Moon (Because He Owns The Moon, Of Course) [VIDEO]
What is anything really?...
This Guy Fell 100 Feet Down A Mountain Wearing A Helmet Cam So You Don’t Have To [VIDEO]
Ever wondered what it’s like to take 100-foot fall down the side of a mountain, but you’re too lazy to...
Old White Dude Schools Two Younger Black Dudes At Dancing [VIDEO]
Now that the sequester has gone through, who will train our public employees to dance??...
This Is Why Hooters Girls Should Not Work On The Field At Baseball Games [VIDEO]
She actually fielded that ball pretty cleanly....
Now All The Glassware You Own Can Be Red Party Cups
Life should one long party. And now it can be with red party cups for every single drinking occasion....
Damn, This Dog Feels Good To Be A Gangsta [VIDEO]
Of course it’s easy to feel like a gangsta when you’re constantly surrounded by mad bitches....
The Most Epic Russian Construction Fail Of All Time [VIDEO]
I know words like “epic” and “fail” and “of all time” and “Russian” get thrown around a lot on the...
Who Would Want A 4-Story Mirrored Slide In Their Apartment? Crazy Rich People, That’s Who [PHOTOS]
The rich: they can afford all the finest things in life. Including, apparently, the best psychedelic drugs....
The 5 Most Important Pieces Of Strip Club Etiquette From A Strip Club DJ
Guest blogger Dee Simon was a strip club DJ in San Francisco in the mid-2000s. He recently wrote a memoir...
Meet The Concrete Tent: The Inflatable Permanent Structure You Can Build In A Day [VIDEO]
Rome wasn’t built in a day. But that was only because Rome didn’t have “concrete canvas” — a construction material...
‘Rapefruit’ Is Not A Real Fruit, Thankfully
As an editor myself, I know sometimes we make mistakes. For instance, sometimes you think a slice of grapefruit looks...
Everything Wrong With ‘Twilight’ In 6 Minutes Or Less [VIDEO]
They coulda just saved time and made a video called “Everything RIGHT with Twilight in 0 Minutes.”...
The Sexual Life Of Video Games [VIDEO]
Don’t worry. You don’t need to know French to find this video funny. You will need to know video games...
These Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club Are Exactly What You’d Expect To See In Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club [27 PHOTOS]
Rappers and strip clubs: it’s a cliche that dates as far back as when rappers started making money from rapping....
The Armchair That Automatically Refills Your Beer Is Man’s New Best Friend [VIDEO]
Wouldn’t it be awesome if every time you set down your beer, it automatically refilled?...
Finally, Shot Glass Size Red Party Cups Are Here
In the “why the hell did it take them this long” category: shot glass size red party cups. It’s an...
Show Your Passover Appreciation With A Matzo iPhone Case
If you’re Jewish, you’re probably always thinking, “Why aren’t their iPhone cases designed specifically for my needs?”...
Thousands Of Gallons Of Whiskey Accidentally Dumped Down The Drain
No matter how bad things go at your job, you’ll probably never have a day as bad as these workers...
