If You’re Going To Attack A 56-Year-Old Woman, Make Sure You’re Not Wearing A Fraternity Sweatshirt With Your Pledge Name On It
If you’re a respectable member of society, no time is a good time to mug someone. But if you’re a...
Australian Couple Gets Four DUIs In One Day
DUI is not a crime you want to get charged with. And it’s even worse if you get a second...
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Bob Costas Quotes His Favorite Ludacris Lyric [VIDEO]
The rap game: if you want to get ahead in it, you can’t just keep running through the same old...
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Video Proof The NBA Is Rigging Games For The Lakers [VIDEO]
It’s been a tough season if you’re a Lakers fan. And there are a lot of Lakers fans. But it...
Reddit’s Guide To The Wu-Tang Clan: The Classic Albums
It’s 2013, which means it’s been 20 years since Wu-Tang Clan dropped their seminal first record Enter the Wu-Tang (36...
Parents Complain After Teacher Uses The Word ‘Vagina’ In Class On Reproductive System
Sex ed is always a sensitive subject when taught in schools. Teachers want to make sure students handle the subject...
Minor League Baseball Team To Debut Pee-Controlled Urinal Video Games
As if Minor League Baseball games weren’t exciting enough…! Just kidding, of course. But honestly, there is no event that...
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Ask Your Doctor About Tacos [PARODY VIDEO]
It’s not Falafel Tuesday. It’s not Egg Roll Tuesday. It’s Taco Tuesday. (At least at the bar near me it...
Peep-Infused Vodka Is Perfect For Easter
If there’s one thing Easter always needs more of, it’s vodka. But you can’t just down a bottle of Smirnoff...
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Pole Smashes Through Bus Windshield In China Nearly Killing Driver [VIDEO]
Hot on the heels of that Chinese sinkhole, more dramatic footage from China: a lamppost flying through the windshield of...
NYC Rap Lyrics Posted On Signs At The Location Of The Lyric [24 PHOTOS]
Name checking specific locations in rap music is about as old a tradition as talking about bitches in rap music....
Does Her Number Matter? [HE SAID/SHE SAID]
Depending on your own personality and sexual history, the concept of a girl’s number (how many people they’ve slept with)...
President Obama’s NCAA Bracket Is Awful
I don't like to get into politics. I'm a registered Green Party member anyway, so what the hell do I know. But I'll call 'em how I see 'em...
‘Colourful S***’ Shows What Poops Look Like After Eating Specific Foods [PHOTOS]
File this one under “proof that art can be awesome.” We all have drank a little too much red wine...
Bellagio In Las Vegas Now Offering An All-You-Can-Eat Caviar Bar For $38
Caviar — it’s a food of luxury. Why? I’m not so sure. It’s just fish eggs. But it’s beloved by...
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Drunk Man Falls Asleep In French Fries, Is Awoken By Police, Resumes Eating French Fries [VIDEO]
Engaging in criminal activity is hard work. While you’re constantly looking over your shoulder to see if the police are...
The 5 Most Important Pieces Of Strip Club Etiquette From A Strip Club DJ
Guest blogger Dee Simon was a strip club DJ in San Francisco in the mid-2000s. He recently wrote a memoir...
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Breaking News: Jennifer Lawrence Smokes Weed Just Like Everyone Else In Hollywood [PICS]
So Jennifer Lawrence was photographed earlier this week (as celebrities often are) during her post-Oscar victory celebration in Hawaii, and...
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Australian Man Wears Underwear On His Head As Disguise During Robbery [VIDEO]
If you’ve reached a point in your life where you’re robbing service stations to support yourself, chances are you don’t...
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Man Tries Skydiving With An Umbrella Like Mary Poppins, Proves It Doesn’t Work [VIDEO]
I don’t think many people have ever mistaken Mary Poppins as a true story, but that didn’t stop one inquisitive...
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Pepsi Vending Machine In DC Was Rigged To Sell Malt Liquor To Kids
In the “why didn’t I think of that department,” police in Washington, DC recently discovered an old Pepsi vending machine...
If You’ve Been Looking For A $900 Flask, Well Here You Go
Typically, I associate flasks with alcoholic degeneracy. The few times I’ve use a flask have involved drinking in places I...
Just Photos Of Dennis Rodman & Kim Jong-Un Hanging Out At A Basketball Game In North Korea [PHOTOS]
Earlier this week, news broke the basketball “legend” (you know why the quotes are there) Dennis Rodman was taking a...
Hand-Drawn TV Show Apartment & House Floor Plans [PICS]
TV show sets are an interesting phenomenon. We know they are fake, traditionally consisting of a mere 3 walls so...
Meet The Marijuana Cannon That Was Firing Packets Of Pot Across The Mexican Border
Edison, Einstein, Jobs… all these men were idiots compared to the man who invented the border fence-circumventing “marijuana cannon.” The...
Saturday Night Music Fight [February 23rd, 2013]
Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...
Jay-Z & Justin Timberlake Announce ‘Legends Of The Summer’ Stadium Tour
When I think “legendary summer concerts,” I think of two things: former boy band pop singers and aging rappers. Don’t...
Caffeinated Hot Sauce Is A Real Thing
Everyone knows that everything is better caffeinated. It’s what we learned after all those people died drinking Four Loko. In...
‘The COED Burger’: See The Recipe For The Highest Class Low-Class Burger Ever Conceived
On February 22nd, the Amstel Light Burger Bash will be held at the South Beach Wine & Food Festival. To...
Offensive, Inappropriate & Bizarre Valentine’s Day Cards [22 PICS]
Valentine’s Day shouldn’t only be about love. It should be about offending people and racism and telling people you don’t...
Joel McHale Makes Bizarre Cameo On Last Night’s Tosh.0 [VIDEO]
Did anyone else catch this last night? Joel McHale of The Soup (and, of course, Community) made a strange guest...
Saturday Night Music Fight [January 19, 2013]
Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...
