Mike

For those of you not ethnic enough to grow amazing chest hair and not rich enough to afford a gold...

Apr 5, 2013

Sly Fox Brewery Debuts ‘360 Lid’: A Topless Beer Can That Drinks Like A Glass

You know that douchey friend you have that refuses to drink beer out of the can (or the bottle)? He...

Apr 5, 2013

Cop Accepts Blow Job From Woman Before Arresting Her For Prostitution

As a police officer, you want to make sure you cross your “T’s” and dot your “I’s,” otherwise certain conduct...

Apr 4, 2013

Ashtray Cake Is A Man’s Cake [PHOTO]

To preface: smoking is bad for you. Well, at least smoking cigarettes is bad for you. You shouldn’t smoke. But...

Apr 4, 2013

If You’re Going To Attack A 56-Year-Old Woman, Make Sure You’re Not Wearing A Fraternity Sweatshirt With Your Pledge Name On It

If you’re a respectable member of society, no time is a good time to mug someone. But if you’re a...

Australian Couple Gets Four DUIs In One Day

DUI is not a crime you want to get charged with. And it’s even worse if you get a second...

Apr 3, 2013

Is Hallway Swimming The Next Big Internet Meme? No, It’s Not [VIDEO]

What’s the most important part of high school? If you said “being cool,” you’re right. Your next question might be,...

Apr 3, 2013

Bob Costas Quotes His Favorite Ludacris Lyric [VIDEO]

The rap game: if you want to get ahead in it, you can’t just keep running through the same old...

Apr 3, 2013

Apr 2, 2013

The Smartest Man Alive Is Here To Show Us How To Cook Scrambled Eggs Inside The Shell [VIDEO]

Cooking: only suckers do it. Real people feast at restaurants or on things you can eat right out of the...

Apr 2, 2013

Video Proof The NBA Is Rigging Games For The Lakers [VIDEO]

It’s been a tough season if you’re a Lakers fan. And there are a lot of Lakers fans. But it...

Apr 1, 2013

The Ultimate Subway Saxophone Battle [VIDEO]

One time I was riding the New York subway and I saw a guy staring down the woman across from...

Apr 1, 2013

The World’s Best Mustache Skills [VIDEO]

This guy gives the Ferrari of mustache rides. via Clip Nation...

Mar 29, 2013

Reddit’s Guide To The Wu-Tang Clan: The Classic Albums

It’s 2013, which means it’s been 20 years since Wu-Tang Clan dropped their seminal first record Enter the Wu-Tang (36...

Mar 29, 2013

Guess What Words It Sounds Like When This Kid Says ‘Dump Truck’ [VIDEO]

Videos of kids saying words and having it sound like a curse are so prevalent on the web it’s essentially...

Mar 29, 2013

Kung Fu Grandpa Gets His Nunchuck On In The Food Lion Parking Lot [VIDEO]

Playing with nunchucks can be dangerous — especially if you’re old and slowly losing your dexterity. Best to find yourself...

Mar 29, 2013

Not Appropriate: Crucifixion Corn Dogs Just In Time For Easter

Easter is one of the holiest days on the Christian calendar, which may make it seem odd that blogger Michael...

Mar 29, 2013

Start Your Morning By Learning How To 3D Print Your Own Gun At Home [VIDEO]

VICE would like you to meet Cody R Wilson. Who is Cody R Wilson? He’s the man who “has figured...

Mar 28, 2013

Parents Complain After Teacher Uses The Word ‘Vagina’ In Class On Reproductive System

Sex ed is always a sensitive subject when taught in schools. Teachers want to make sure students handle the subject...

Mar 28, 2013

The Iron Shiek’s Crazy Drinking & Driving Story Gets The Animated Treatment [VIDEO]

No one expects a story from the former WWF’s The Iron Shiek to be normal. I doubt you’d expect a...

Mar 27, 2013

Minor League Baseball Team To Debut Pee-Controlled Urinal Video Games

As if Minor League Baseball games weren’t exciting enough…! Just kidding, of course. But honestly, there is no event that...

Mar 27, 2013

Ask Your Doctor About Tacos [PARODY VIDEO]

It’s not Falafel Tuesday. It’s not Egg Roll Tuesday. It’s Taco Tuesday. (At least at the bar near me it...

Mar 27, 2013

Cancel The Grammys, We Already Have A Winner For Every Award [MUSIC VIDEO]

I have no idea what I just watched, but it sure as f*** beats The Voice. After some quick, unverified...

Mar 27, 2013

Peep-Infused Vodka Is Perfect For Easter

If there’s one thing Easter always needs more of, it’s vodka. But you can’t just down a bottle of Smirnoff...

Mar 27, 2013

Pole Smashes Through Bus Windshield In China Nearly Killing Driver [VIDEO]

Hot on the heels of that Chinese sinkhole, more dramatic footage from China: a lamppost flying through the windshield of...

Mar 27, 2013

Crowd-Surfing SpongeBob Ruins Party [VIDEO]

SpongeBob always starts acting that way when he gets too coked up....

Mar 26, 2013

No S*** Everyone Wants To See Florida Gulf Coast Win The South Region

Prepare to not be shocked: In one of ESPN’s latest Sportsnation polls, the network has determined that everyone except for...

Mar 26, 2013

NYC Rap Lyrics Posted On Signs At The Location Of The Lyric [24 PHOTOS]

Name checking specific locations in rap music is about as old a tradition as talking about bitches in rap music....

Mar 26, 2013

Worst iPhone Robbery Attempt Ever [VIDEO]

Next time just punch a pedestrian in the back of the head like a normal iPhone thief....

Mar 22, 2013

See A Flying Dirt Bike Crash In First Person Perspective [VIDEO]

There’s a lot of things I hope I never do: get married, have kids, screw up a dirt bike jump...

Mar 22, 2013

The Art And Science Of Beer [VIDEO]

UC Davis was the first university in the US to offer a major in brewing....

Mar 22, 2013

Fake Fight Gets Real In A Hurry [VIDEO]

Kids, this is why you should learn CGI effects. Choreographing fights can only get you hurt....

Mar 22, 2013

How To Build A Ball Pit In Your Living Room [VIDEO]

Jacuzzi in the dorm room? So over that....

Mar 21, 2013

Does Her Number Matter? [HE SAID/SHE SAID]

Depending on your own personality and sexual history, the concept of a girl’s number (how many people they’ve slept with)...

Mar 21, 2013

A Year Of Foursquare Check-Ins In New York City & Tokyo [VIDEO]

Does anyone use Foursquare? I guess some people do. Well, of course SOME people do because Foursquare was able to...

Mar 21, 2013

Miley Cyrus Twerking In Unicorn Pajamas [VIDEO]

Sure, art existed before the Internet, but WHAT WAS THE POINT?...

Mar 21, 2013

‘KABOOYOW! Woman’ Is Your Latest Local News Internet Celebrity [VIDEO]

Remember when the point of local news was to inform people by interviewing reputable eyewitnesses who could give an accurate...

Mar 21, 2013

‘Yet Another F***ing Music Festival’ Is Definitely Going To Be The Hottest Festival Of The Summer [PIC]

I’m pretty sure this is the festival Wyatt is out of town for right now. If not, it might as...

Mar 21, 2013

If You’re Going To Say You’re Too Broke To Pay Child Support, Don’t Pose On Facebook Holding Wads Of Cash

Being a deadbeat dad is tough. With all the effort you have to invest in hiding from your baby’s mama,...

Mar 21, 2013

Does Hitting The Snooze Button Actually Help? [VIDEO]

No idea. Hit the snooze button and slept right through this video....

Mar 20, 2013

The Ultimate Reaction Video: Two Guys Watch Childbirth For The First Time [VIDEO]

If there’s one thing any birth needs, it’s two bro providing a steady commentary to each other an a camera....

Mar 20, 2013

President Obama’s NCAA Bracket Is Awful

I don't like to get into politics. I'm a registered Green Party member anyway, so what the hell do I know. But I'll call 'em how I see 'em...

Mar 20, 2013

Animated ‘Calvin And Hobbes’ [VIDEO]

Bill Watterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes, was legendary for refusing to commercialize his strip. Part of that was an...

Mar 19, 2013

What Are The Odds Of Picking A Perfect NCAA Bracket? [VIDEO]

Compare this to the odds that your girlfriend does better in your pool than you do and rubs it in...

Mar 19, 2013

Pixel Jams: ‘Prince Of Persia’

Pixel Jams is a comedic take on gaming from the mind of Adam Slater…...

Mar 19, 2013

How Not To Celebrate A Soccer Goal: With A ‘Nazi Salute’ [VIDEO]

You just scored a late go-ahead goal in a Greek Super League soccer match. How to celebrate?...

Mar 19, 2013

Have Your Mind Blown By A 9-Year-Old Whose Mom Probably Shouldn’t Have Done LSD While Pregnant [VIDEO]

Just wait until this kid discovers whiskey. Man, is he going to write some depressing folk rock songs....

Mar 19, 2013

Start Your Day With A Kitten Sliding Into A Burning Pit Of Fire [VIDEO]

Guys, guys, guys! Calm down. The slide is just a CGI effect....

Mar 18, 2013

Long-Term Before And After Portraits Show How Time Will F-Up Your Face

Aging: it’s inevitable. Unless you live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse. Or you can leave an ugly...

Mar 18, 2013

Is Obama Satan? The History Channel Says, ‘Eh, Probably’

Earlier this month, The History Channel launched a new miniseries called The Bible… and boy did they find a way...

Mar 18, 2013

Movies

Star Wars Parody Asks If The Destruction Of The Death Star Was An Inside Job [VIDEO]

9/11 conspiracy theorist are the worst. Odd, isn’t it, that those who think 9/11 was an inside job never seem...

Mar 18, 2013

Play ‘Legend Of Zelda’ As Zelda Saving Link In New Hack [VIDEO]

It’s been confusing people since the classic video game was released by Nintendo way back in 1986: am I playing...

Mar 18, 2013

Jumping Over A Cop Will Get You Arrested [VIDEO]

They’re just jealous because pigs aren’t as light on their feet....

Mar 15, 2013

Meet The World’s Classiest Nose Picker [VIDEO]

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your opportunities to pick your...

Mar 15, 2013

Street Performer Finally Does Something Cool: Punches A Guy In The Face [VIDEO]

Want your family and friends to disown you? Just tell them you’re going to be a street performer....

Mar 15, 2013

Movies

Guns In Movie Scenes Replaced With Thumbs Up [56 Pics]

You’ve heard it a million times before: movies are too violent. Well, the geniuses over at the blog Thumbs and...

Mar 14, 2013

‘Colourful S***’ Shows What Poops Look Like After Eating Specific Foods [PHOTOS]

File this one under “proof that art can be awesome.” We all have drank a little too much red wine...

Mar 14, 2013

Bellagio In Las Vegas Now Offering An All-You-Can-Eat Caviar Bar For $38

Caviar — it’s a food of luxury. Why? I’m not so sure. It’s just fish eggs. But it’s beloved by...

Mar 14, 2013

Drunk Man Falls Asleep In French Fries, Is Awoken By Police, Resumes Eating French Fries [VIDEO]

Engaging in criminal activity is hard work. While you’re constantly looking over your shoulder to see if the police are...

Mar 14, 2013

March Madness Would Be Much More Exciting If They Played It With This Exploding Basketball [VIDEO]

There’s a theory in sports that goes a little something like this: every sport would be better if something in...

Mar 12, 2013

Just That Normal Thing Where You See A Guy Kicking A Windshield Riding On Top Of A Car [VIDEO]

That windshield should have never slept with that dude’s wife....

Mar 12, 2013

Don’t Jump In That Puddle! [VIDEO]

I can’t believe he fell for the ol’ “it’ll be funny to see your shoes get wet but it’s actually...

Mar 12, 2013

This Is Why You Don’t Give Your Basketball Coach A Gatorade Bath [VIDEO]

Things could be worse. That could could be a junior college women’s basketball coach....

Mar 11, 2013

You’d Be An Idiot Not To Buy Bob Hope’s Palm Springs House [PHOTOS]

Hey! Good news, guys! Bob Hope’s Palm Springs house is for sale! And it’s not too pricey either: a mere...

Mar 11, 2013

Here’s An Old Man Kicking A Snake In The Face [VIDEO]

Earlier today we posted 8 Old Dudes Doing Awesome Things. Know what wasn’t on that list? Kicking a snake in...

Mar 11, 2013

Meet The Man Who Sells Property On The Moon (Because He Owns The Moon, Of Course) [VIDEO]

What is anything really?...

Mar 11, 2013

This Guy Fell 100 Feet Down A Mountain Wearing A Helmet Cam So You Don’t Have To [VIDEO]

Ever wondered what it’s like to take 100-foot fall down the side of a mountain, but you’re too lazy to...

Mar 11, 2013

Old White Dude Schools Two Younger Black Dudes At Dancing [VIDEO]

Now that the sequester has gone through, who will train our public employees to dance??...

Mar 11, 2013

This Is Why Hooters Girls Should Not Work On The Field At Baseball Games [VIDEO]

She actually fielded that ball pretty cleanly....

Mar 7, 2013

Now All The Glassware You Own Can Be Red Party Cups

Life should one long party. And now it can be with red party cups for every single drinking occasion....

Mar 7, 2013

Damn, This Dog Feels Good To Be A Gangsta [VIDEO]

Of course it’s easy to feel like a gangsta when you’re constantly surrounded by mad bitches....

Mar 6, 2013

The Most Epic Russian Construction Fail Of All Time [VIDEO]

I know words like “epic” and “fail” and “of all time” and “Russian” get thrown around a lot on the...

Mar 6, 2013

Who Would Want A 4-Story Mirrored Slide In Their Apartment? Crazy Rich People, That’s Who [PHOTOS]

The rich: they can afford all the finest things in life. Including, apparently, the best psychedelic drugs....

Mar 6, 2013

The 5 Most Important Pieces Of Strip Club Etiquette From A Strip Club DJ

Guest blogger Dee Simon was a strip club DJ in San Francisco in the mid-2000s. He recently wrote a memoir...

Mar 6, 2013

Meet The Concrete Tent: The Inflatable Permanent Structure You Can Build In A Day [VIDEO]

Rome wasn’t built in a day. But that was only because Rome didn’t have “concrete canvas” — a construction material...

Mar 6, 2013

‘Rapefruit’ Is Not A Real Fruit, Thankfully

As an editor myself, I know sometimes we make mistakes. For instance, sometimes you think a slice of grapefruit looks...

Mar 6, 2013

Movies

Everything Wrong With ‘Twilight’ In 6 Minutes Or Less [VIDEO]

They coulda just saved time and made a video called “Everything RIGHT with Twilight in 0 Minutes.”...

Mar 5, 2013

The Sexual Life Of Video Games [VIDEO]

Don’t worry. You don’t need to know French to find this video funny. You will need to know video games...

Mar 5, 2013

These Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club Are Exactly What You’d Expect To See In Photos Of Drake At A Strip Club [27 PHOTOS]

Rappers and strip clubs: it’s a cliche that dates as far back as when rappers started making money from rapping....

Mar 5, 2013

The Armchair That Automatically Refills Your Beer Is Man’s New Best Friend [VIDEO]

Wouldn’t it be awesome if every time you set down your beer, it automatically refilled?...

Mar 5, 2013

Finally, Shot Glass Size Red Party Cups Are Here