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Mike

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LATEST ARTICLES WRITTEN
Mar 27, 2013

Ask Your Doctor About Tacos [PARODY VIDEO]

It’s not Falafel Tuesday. It’s not Egg Roll Tuesday. It’s Taco Tuesday. (At least at the bar near me it...

Mar 21, 2013

Does Her Number Matter? [HE SAID/SHE SAID]

Depending on your own personality and sexual history, the concept of a girl’s number (how many people they’ve slept with)...

Mar 6, 2013

The 5 Most Important Pieces Of Strip Club Etiquette From A Strip Club DJ

Guest blogger Dee Simon was a strip club DJ in San Francisco in the mid-2000s. He recently wrote a memoir...

Man Tries Skydiving With An Umbrella Like Mary Poppins, Proves It Doesn’t Work [VIDEO]

I don’t think many people have ever mistaken Mary Poppins as a true story, but that didn’t stop one inquisitive...

Mar 1, 2013

Watch A Flaming Semi-Trailer Fall Off A Bridge [VIDEO]

This happened yesterday in Waterloo, Iowa....

Mar 1, 2013

Meet The Marijuana Cannon That Was Firing Packets Of Pot Across The Mexican Border

Edison, Einstein, Jobs… all these men were idiots compared to the man who invented the border fence-circumventing “marijuana cannon.” The...

Feb 27, 2013

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Feb 19, 2013

Caffeinated Hot Sauce Is A Real Thing

Everyone knows that everything is better caffeinated. It’s what we learned after all those people died drinking Four Loko. In...

Feb 18, 2013

‘The COED Burger’: See The Recipe For The Highest Class Low-Class Burger Ever Conceived

On February 22nd, the Amstel Light Burger Bash will be held at the South Beach Wine & Food Festival. To...

Feb 14, 2013

Offensive, Inappropriate & Bizarre Valentine’s Day Cards [22 PICS]

Valentine’s Day shouldn’t only be about love. It should be about offending people and racism and telling people you don’t...

Jan 26, 2013

Saturday Night Music Fight [January 19, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Jan 21, 2013

The Woman With The World’s Largest Hips Is The Woman Of Your Dreams [VIDEO]

There’s “more cushion for the pushin'” and then there’s “time to open a cushion warehouse.”...

Jan 19, 2013

Saturday Night Music Fight [January 19, 2013]

Mike likes 70s music. Wyatt has more modern tastes. Both of these COED editors think they have what it takes...

Jan 18, 2013

Norwegian Guy Gets 1 Million Facebook Likes, Now Hopefully He Gets Laid

It’s an age old story: Guy meets girl; girl “friend-zones” guy for years; guy gets 1 million Facebook likes; guy...