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Apr 5, 2013

Look Your Manliest In This 70s Hairy Chest Sweater

For those of you not ethnic enough to grow amazing chest hair and not rich enough to afford a gold...

Apr 4, 2013

Ashtray Cake Is A Man’s Cake [PHOTO]

To preface: smoking is bad for you. Well, at least smoking cigarettes is bad for you. You shouldn’t smoke. But...

Apr 4, 2013

If You’re Going To Attack A 56-Year-Old Woman, Make Sure You’re Not Wearing A Fraternity Sweatshirt With Your Pledge Name On It

If you’re a respectable member of society, no time is a good time to mug someone. But if you’re a...

Apr 3, 2013

Australian Couple Gets Four DUIs In One Day

DUI is not a crime you want to get charged with. And it’s even worse if you get a second...

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Apr 3, 2013

Is Hallway Swimming The Next Big Internet Meme? No, It’s Not [VIDEO]

What’s the most important part of high school? If you said “being cool,” you’re right. Your next question might be,...

Bob Costas Quotes His Favorite Ludacris Lyric [VIDEO]

The rap game: if you want to get ahead in it, you can’t just keep running through the same old...

Apr 3, 2013

The Smartest Man Alive Is Here To Show Us How To Cook Scrambled Eggs Inside The Shell [VIDEO]

Cooking: only suckers do it. Real people feast at restaurants or on things you can eat right out of the...

Apr 2, 2013

Video Proof The NBA Is Rigging Games For The Lakers [VIDEO]

It’s been a tough season if you’re a Lakers fan. And there are a lot of Lakers fans. But it...

Apr 2, 2013

Apr 1, 2013

The Ultimate Subway Saxophone Battle [VIDEO]

One time I was riding the New York subway and I saw a guy staring down the woman across from...

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Mar 29, 2013

Reddit’s Guide To The Wu-Tang Clan: The Classic Albums

It’s 2013, which means it’s been 20 years since Wu-Tang Clan dropped their seminal first record Enter the Wu-Tang (36...

Mar 29, 2013

Guess What Words It Sounds Like When This Kid Says ‘Dump Truck’ [VIDEO]

Videos of kids saying words and having it sound like a curse are so prevalent on the web it’s essentially...

Mar 29, 2013

Kung Fu Grandpa Gets His Nunchuck On In The Food Lion Parking Lot [VIDEO]

Playing with nunchucks can be dangerous — especially if you’re old and slowly losing your dexterity. Best to find yourself...

Mar 29, 2013

Not Appropriate: Crucifixion Corn Dogs Just In Time For Easter

Easter is one of the holiest days on the Christian calendar, which may make it seem odd that blogger Michael...

Mar 29, 2013

Start Your Morning By Learning How To 3D Print Your Own Gun At Home [VIDEO]

VICE would like you to meet Cody R Wilson. Who is Cody R Wilson?  He’s the man who “has figured...

Mar 28, 2013

Parents Complain After Teacher Uses The Word ‘Vagina’ In Class On Reproductive System

Sex ed is always a sensitive subject when taught in schools. Teachers want to make sure students handle the subject...

Mar 28, 2013

The Iron Shiek’s Crazy Drinking & Driving Story Gets The Animated Treatment [VIDEO]

No one expects a story from the former WWF’s The Iron Shiek to be normal. I doubt you’d expect a...

Mar 27, 2013

Minor League Baseball Team To Debut Pee-Controlled Urinal Video Games

As if Minor League Baseball games weren’t exciting enough…! Just kidding, of course. But honestly, there is no event that...

Mar 27, 2013

Ask Your Doctor About Tacos [PARODY VIDEO]

It’s not Falafel Tuesday. It’s not Egg Roll Tuesday. It’s Taco Tuesday. (At least at the bar near me it...

Mar 27, 2013

Cancel The Grammys, We Already Have A Winner For Every Award [MUSIC VIDEO]

I have no idea what I just watched, but it sure as f*** beats The Voice. After some quick, unverified...

Mar 27, 2013

Peep-Infused Vodka Is Perfect For Easter

If there’s one thing Easter always needs more of, it’s vodka. But you can’t just down a bottle of Smirnoff...

Mar 27, 2013

Pole Smashes Through Bus Windshield In China Nearly Killing Driver [VIDEO]

Hot on the heels of that Chinese sinkhole, more dramatic footage from China: a lamppost flying through the windshield of...

Mar 26, 2013

NYC Rap Lyrics Posted On Signs At The Location Of The Lyric [24 PHOTOS]

Name checking specific locations in rap music is about as old a tradition as talking about bitches in rap music....