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Sep 2, 2010

How to Date Out of Your League

The holy grail of dating is to actually find a girl who's hot but is still willing to go out with you. And as you've already figured out, that's really hard. But even if you're not as attractive or as suave as that friend who has so much sex you want to punch him, even if you "have no game," there are a few ways to tip the scales in your favor.

Sep 17, 2009

The 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1

Tons of bad movies open at #1 -and mostly, everybody already knows they suck before they hit the theater. Sometimes, however, a movie everyone expects to be awesome opens at #1 that is really bad. Offensively bad. Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad. Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.

Jul 21, 2009

5 Action Sequences You Would Definitely F*ck Up

Ever watch an action scene in a movie and think to yourself, "that definitely wouldn't work in real life"? Heck, ever see an action scene you think would work? See, action heroes aren't just heroes, they're gods. Plug yourself into any action movie situation, even the seemingly plausible ones, and it becomes obvious: even with the right training, you would hopelessly, hopelessly fail. Take these five common scenarios:

Jun 12, 2009

The 8 People You’ll Meet In Your Hometown Bar This Summer

Well, school’s over for the year. You former freshman have moved back in with your parents and secured that summer...

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Jun 9, 2009

COED’s Top 30 Most Anticipated Movies Of 2010

Seth Rogen fatigue is setting in, so we left The Green Hornet off the list. Ditto to the inevitable Nightmare on Elm Street remake, even though it landed Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy Krueger. Remakes of Clash of the Titans and Death at a Funeral and the possible Ben Stiller/Tom Cruise comedy The Hardy Men might be good, but there were too many other interesting movies to pick from.

Top 10 Summer Movies Guaranteed to Bomb

By now, it's easy to know what to expect from the summer movie season. There will be a few movies with big robots (Transformers 2, Terminator). There will be at least one superhero movie (Wolverine). At least one Judd Apatow movie (Funny People) and at least one Adam Sandler movie (Funny People, again)...

Apr 15, 2009

What the Wolverine Leak Means for the Future of Piracy

Twentieth-Century Fox was the butt of a big prank this April Fool's Day, when news broke that a copy of X-Men Origins: Wolverine was leaked onto the net. Movies get leaked habitually, sure, but the circumstances combined to make it feel like a first: It was a DVD-quality copy. Of a massive, big-budget superhero movie. Online a full month before the movie's release.

Apr 12, 2009

How to Avoid Responsibilities After Graduation

It’s the beginning of April, and that means many of you will be graduating from college shortly. Depending on how...

Apr 3, 2009

Apr 2, 2009

5 Things Fallout 3 Taught Me About Life

Bethesda Softworks' Fallout 3 is a really remarkable video game for lots of reasons, but above all, it's immersive -- you can be anyone you want, look any way you want, get a job, eat meals, listen to the radio, read, and even buy a house. It came out late last year and I only recently emerged from playing it (and only then after my girlfriend switched off my power strip)...

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