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Feb 8, 2010

Bio-Shock 2 “Midnight Tonight” Deals

Tonight several stores will be open after hours for the launch of BioShock 2. GameStop and Best Buy will be...

Feb 6, 2010

Valentines Guide: Bath & Body Gifts

On a good day passing Bath & Body Works in the Mall makes my nose itch.  On a bad day...

Feb 6, 2010

Valentine’s Gift Guides: Perfumes

Everyday we’re bringing you an assortment of Valentines gift ideas for that “soon to be the bane of your existence”...

Feb 2, 2010

Can You Hear Me Now? Good, Cancel My Landline.

Think of it like a serial killer for cell phone signals, ZBoost reaches out, grabs the outdoor cellular signal, and drags it into your home or car. It works for cell phone, smartphone and wireless data cards.

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Feb 2, 2010

Valentine’s Day Gifting based upon “Time Served”

Coed’s “Time Lapse” Valentine’s Guide Situation.  You’re dating this girl for “X” number of hours/weeks/months/years.   What’s the appropriate Valentine’s gift...

Coed Magazine’s 14 Days of Valentine Gifts Guide!

Everyday we’re bringing you an assortment of Valentines gift ideas for that “soon to be the bane of your existence”...

Jan 31, 2010

Tera-Beats: Music This Week!

Rob Zombie “Hellbilly Deluxe II” Perfect music for: Taking down a pack of werewolves from your ’65 Charger You know...

Jan 29, 2010

Bring Out Your Inner David Guetta

The software also features “Automix”, a feature that allows you to build a playlist and let the application take care of the mixing while you fist pump and rock out on the dance floor.

Jan 27, 2010

Jan 26, 2010

How To Be a Duke, Or Just Look Like One

You too can get a royal title. Be a Duke in 3 weeks. Really! Here's How!

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Jan 25, 2010

Coffee Pot Culinary School

A full days gourmet eating cooked in a coffee maker!

Jan 25, 2010

“Boost” Your Bar Money

Looking for a value play on cellular service?  Check out the Boost Mobile Motorola Debut™ i856.  For a $150 down...

Jan 25, 2010

Saturday Afternoon Fever at Bagatelle

Just because the secrets out on New York City's biggest afternoon party - Bistro Bagatelle - doesn't mean you'll be able to get in. The Saturday afternoon brunch broadcast live on Sirius Radio BPM (Channel 36) is booked over four months in advance!

Jan 23, 2010

World Wide Web Hits Outer Space. Aliens Love MILF HUNTER

Astronauts aboard the International Space Station received a special software upgrade this week – personal access to the Internet and...

Jan 20, 2010

“Wow Nice Shirt”

Well . . .it looks like you’re going to need a bigger pimpstick. Women can’t keep their hands off Miami...

Jan 20, 2010

Got Money To Burn? Try the World’s Most Expensive Cigar.

World's Most Expensive Cigar - But You Can't Have One!

Jan 19, 2010

Earphones Worth More Than Your Head

Are you ready to “Pimp Your Head” and take those famous white Ipod ear buds to the next level? Ultimate Ears is like Ed Hardy for the Hammer, Anvil and Stirrup.

Jan 18, 2010

Banned Dorm Room Cooking Secrets

Porn Star and Rock Star not working out? Be The Next Dorm Room Cooking Star with these HOT, and very likely Totally Illegal Guerrilla Cooking Tactics!

Jan 18, 2010

Hooters Attempts a Make Good with “More Than a Mouthful Mondays”

Is a $6 Hamburger deal enough to bring you back to Hooters? If not maybe my other suggestions will.

Jan 18, 2010

Boldly Go Where No Man has Gone Before . . .for $239.99

To some folks  Atari, is the coolest retro VGS ever.  Others think it’s a dinosaur, while some delusional teens and...

Jan 18, 2010

Top 5 Classic Video Game Remakes

Everyone who grew up in our generation has fond memories of sitting in front of box television sets, or in...

Jan 12, 2010

Five Folks Who Will Convince Floyd to Fight

The Show must go on? Well apparently nobody told “Pretty Boy” Floyd Mayweather!  Mayweather refused to step into the ring...

Jan 7, 2010

So… Does K-Y “Intense” Gel Really Work?

Every once in a while a product comes along that makes you shake your head in disbelief and say, “No Way”. Spray hair, "Natural Male Enhancer", Pheromone Cologne . . .please. So it’s no wonder that the gang in the COED Offices were a bit skeptical about the claims on the bottle of K-Y Intense. Now, if you were expecting a “Penthouse Letters” style review, my apologies. We’re going to go at this from the Lab Coat Perspective.

Jan 3, 2010

The Most Rented Films of 2009

Based on actual rentals, Paul Blart: Mall Cop topped the list of the most-rented movie of 2009, logging more than 4.5 million Redbox rentals, and proving definitively that the country is doomed. I bet if Reagan were here to save us Gran Torino would have been #1.

Dec 24, 2009

Just Like Tiger (Without the Mistresses)

For the bargain basement price of only $3,500 (plus shipping) you can have your very own, personal Golden Tee Golf machine, (Hey, before you snub it, add up a year of green fees), sadly mistresses of varying hotness (did you see this one? Ugh? Did you have to hit every branch?) not included.

Dec 24, 2009

The Official “Rules to Re-Gift By”

At some point in their life everyone over the age of 25 has re-gifted a gift, yet only the extremely honest or completely shameless will ever have the sack to cop to it. The “Average” re-gifter adopts and follows the masturbation credo – “Lie, Deny, and I Swear Not I”, but in truth it’s not always wrong to regift (and masturbation is usually* fine too). Sometimes re-gifting can make you a hero, or a superhero. But beware, it’s much easier to be a douchebag regifter than a Re-Gifting Champion.