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Oct 1, 2007

Blade Runner: The Final Cut

If George Lucas and Steven Spielberg can update and tweak their past masterworks (to varying degrees), it’s fair to give...

Sep 28, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Attic Cash Stash

Man finds $100K in attic, ends up fighting cops, widow, demon inside him that says “f*** it all, move to...

Sep 26, 2007

COED Presents: the REAL Dorm Room Essentials

Featherbeds, futons, laundry bags, white boards – you don’t need any of them. They don’t matter; they’re inconsequential in you...

The Daily Shocker: Tase Her

A wheelchair-bound, 56-year-old woman called 911 on her sister. Upon arrival to her house cops found the woman alone, wielding...

The Daily Shocker: Suing God

Kentucky State Senator Ernie Chambers plans on suing God to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits. In return, God plans...

The Daily Shocker: Good News in the News

Colin is Cla$$y: Back in 2003 Colin Ferrell got word of a female disc jockey offering $2000 to anybody who...

Sep 11, 2007

Chop Suey: The Top 10 American Martial-Arts Films NOT Starring Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee kicked ass – no doubt about it – but most bozos don’t go any further than Enter the...

Sep 4, 2007

Michael Vick’s Written Apology on eBay

Canine-connoisseur Michael Vick felt really, really sorry about kicking the s*** out of small puppies…so he wrote down all of...

Aug 31, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Britney, Broccoli, IBM Bits and Big-League Broads

Britney Spears VMA comeback will include hordes of dancers zipping around in harnesses mid-air and a “Disappearing Act” through a...

Aug 30, 2007

“Gay” Olympics in 2008?

With colorful flags a-waving, there isn’t a more fruitful time than now to start thinking “Gay” for the 2008 Olympics....

Aug 29, 2007

Leona Helmsley and “Trouble” the Dog: Two Prissy Bitches

When the Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley, died recently at the age of 87 she left behind a will, like...

Aug 27, 2007

Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem “Red Band” Trailer

Just when you thought the maximum carnage of John Rambo upped the ante for violent trailers Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem...

Aug 24, 2007

Jessica Alba and Hyori Double-Team

Jessica Alba and Korean pop-star Hyori will star together in a commercial for cosmetic company Isa Knox. This will be...

Aug 23, 2007

Amy Winehouse, Battered and Bruised

Amy Winehouse has spun completely out of control. Bruised and battered from a scuffle with her “husband” Blake Fielder-Civil, 23-year-old...

Aug 23, 2007

“Obama Girl” Ditches Her Man

“Obama Girl,” also known as random-not-that-hot-but-hot-enough-girl Amber Lee Ettinger to a select few, has strayed from Obama’s powerful clutch and...